Soup Kitchen Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 Bear in mind that you can say anything at all, provided you speak in a living language. No Latin or Aramaic please. Also, if you talk about the kid from Bully, or Max Payne, the character could get a really bad migraine and then implode. Please be sure to tell us which character you are talking to, and whether you believe they are based on an actual, living fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrrhic Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 Me: Maria Latore, did you die before the credits rolled in GTA 3? Maria: Yes, those people who think Claude fired his gun to silence me are all idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasir_Jones Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 Bear in mind that you can say anything at all, provided you speak in a living language. No Latin or Aramaic please. Also, if you talk about the kid from Bully, or Max Payne, the character could get a really bad migraine and then implode. Please be sure to tell us which character you are talking to, and whether you believe they are based on an actual, living fish. Cesar Vialpando. "O ye, wut up ese? Comos los thug life holmes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDMEISTERX Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 (edited) Niko:Hello. Me:Niko ! Let's go bowling ! Or Little Jacob:Whagwan rastaman,dat ting that jah wera goin' to fo I 'n I,jah done it ? Me:Wait,let me turn on subtitles... Edited September 17, 2012 by EDMEISTERX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Kitchen Posted September 17, 2012 Author Share Posted September 17, 2012 Me (disguising voice): Hello Gay Tony, are you the real life Tony? Gay Tony: Yes, I am Gay Tony. Me: I am very sick to meet you in this swimming pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flight180Victm Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 (edited) Me: Hey Tommy! How's the suntan? Tommy: Dumb...Florida...Moron. Edited September 17, 2012 by Flight180Victm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuankAirPilot Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 When is GTA V coming out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasir_Jones Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 When is GTA V coming out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racecarlock Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 Me: Well if it isn't San Andreas's most notorious gangster. What are you going to do today? Carl Johnson: Spawn a hydra, gamble, maybe go on a tank rampage. Me: Cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Kitchen Posted September 17, 2012 Author Share Posted September 17, 2012 Carl "The CJ" Johnson: Hello, I am Carl Johnson. Who are you? Me: I am Carl Johnson. Carl Johnson: It is true. Me: I need your help. I am very ill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchizNitz Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 Me: I want to eat your face. Packie: Ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhatThe? Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 Me: All you had to do CJ is follow that motherf*cking train. CJ: f*ck you, motherf*cker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGodDamnMaster Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 Me: Hey Packie what's up? Packie: Who the hell are you? Me: You don't know me, but I've heard a lot of interesting things about you. Packie: What are you getting at? Me: Like the fact that you robbed the Bank of Liberty, were molested by your father, and have little will to live. Packie: What the f*ck did you just say? You better keep your mouth shut, because if I hear another f*cking word from you, I'm planting a bullet in your forehead! Me: Alright! Chill out! I just think you're pretty badass is all. I think it would be cool to hang with you sometime. I could explain how I learned these facts. Come on, my treat. Packie: Like hell, I will! Now f*ck off! Me: Are you sure? I know things about the rest of your family too. I'm only 20 years old and I'm not a cop, so I'd think you'd be interested in at least hearing me out over a few Piswassers. Packie: Fine, you can take me to the Beer Garden in Steinway, and you WILL buy me as many drinks as I want, got it? Me: Very well. Intel Core i9-9900k | Seasonic FOCUS Plus 750W | 32GB Corsair Vengeance LPX 2666MHzMSI GeForce RTX2070 | WD Blue 1TB HDD | Samsung 950 PRO M.2 512GBAntec Nine Hundred Black Steel ATX Mid Tower | MSI MPG Z390 Gaming Pro Carbon AC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matajuegos Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 You'll die in 2 years in an exchange gone wrong, also your bro will die after he betrays a serial killer called mr vercetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zticky Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 when i meet cj Cj : sup , homie ? Me:f*ck it , i played gta too much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
018361 Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 ME: Yo Tommy wassup...(Gunfire) Tommy: Remember the name! Tommy Vercetti! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gtaghost22 Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 (edited) Me: Niko, don't date Packie's sister. Niko: Who is Packie? Me: You will meet him in the future. Niko: Why shouldn't i date his sister? Me: I can't tell you, but you will understand when you see her. Niko: Is she ugly or what? Me: No, you will actually fall in love with her. Niko: Why shouldn't i date her then? Me: Just do what i say please Niko: Okay... *3-6 Months Later* Me: So, Niko.. Did you date Kate? Niko: She is dead. Me: *facepalm* Edited September 17, 2012 by Gtaghost22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyDog Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 Me: *Serbian words* Niko: *Serbian words* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueGhost87 Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 (edited) Me and Claude Me: Sup Claude Claude: Remains Silent Me: So How's Life Claude: Still Silent Me: So , Um do you know when GTA V comes out? Claude: Silent Me: Your Just as bad as Rockstar with the release date, I hate you, you mute F%*%*r Claude: Still Silent (walks into a rampage icon) Me:DAMN! I shouldn't have insulted him Edited September 17, 2012 by RogueGhost87 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfernoV Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 Niko: Hello Me: Omg i can talk to video game charecters, im gonna be rich and famous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrational Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 How could I talk to Claude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfernoV Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 How could I talk to Claude? Sign language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabeRuth Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 If I met Carl(CJ)Johnson (Young Maylay) I'd tell him to kick Niko's ass . (I bet IV FANBOYS are going to flame me for this). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirstyHyena Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 CJ? My dog! What's up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flesh-n-Bone Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Me: What's happenin' wit ya, RYDER? Ryder: It ain't me, fool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreaz1 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 At which point I'd probably get myself shot by Vercetti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisciletti Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Me: Hey Roman! How are you! Roman: I'm fine and... hey, do you want to go bowling? The news next day: Roman Bellic found dead with a bullet in the @$$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightFever Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Me: What's happenin' wit ya, RYDER?Ryder: It ain't me, fool! Roflmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA fan from the United Kingdom Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Me: wagwhan Jacob, ya wan blaze de ganja wiv i an i? Jacob: Respect bredren, yah a real rude bwoi, seen? Me: seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOMAHAWKS Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 YEAR 2011 Me: "Yo Packie... Want to make some money? I gaurantee more than a million dollars from this heist." Packie: "...Who the f*ck are you?" Me: "Just trust me. We'll head over to Rockstar Games and steal more than 5,000 copies of Grand Theft Auto 5. Then sell them on the streets of Liberty City for a thousand dollars a piece. You down?" Packie: "What the f*ck is Grand Theft Auto 5? Some new type of meth?" Me: "No, man, it's a video game." Packie: "Who the f*ck is going to pay a thousand dollars for a video game?" Me: "In Liberty City, weed costs 500 bucks. Grand Theft Auto 5 is brand new sh*t that won't hit the streets until another million years the way Rockstar slacks off. If we can get out hands on a sh*t load of them, we'll hit the f*cking gold mine!" Packie: "I don't know... You sure about this?" Me: "Willing to bet my life on it." Packie: "f*ck it, lets go. I ain't sayin' no to more than a million." After the heist and illegal distribution of GTA V, I flee to Vice City and he goes to Los Santos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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