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One thousand dollar


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Yep, I did it, it took me nine long months, I finally made my "One Thousanth Dollar" post! biggrin.gif

I would like to thank everyone I've met along the way (Except trolls) for helping complete my first milestone!

 

Now since I thought about everyone that has helped me along the way, I would like to give out nine cookies: cookie.gifcookie.gifcookie.gifcookie.gifcookie.gif

 

One cookie for each person. Each time someone post a cookie, I will take one off of the OP post.

 

T'is is all for now, hopefully my jouney in the V section will end well. icon14.gif

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What if I do that?

 

Anyways, I thought we got over this 1k milestone stuff. Well, I haven't seen you around much so I'm guessing you're more of a V guy. So.. Congrats... I suppose.

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Congratulations! cookie.gifph34r.gif

Thank you, I have taken a cookie down lol smile.gif

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cookie.gif  cookie.gif  cookie.gif  cookie.gif  cookie.gif  cookie.gif  cookie.gif  cookie.gif  cookie.gif

 

What if I do that?

 

Anyways, I thought we got over this 1k milestone stuff. Well, I haven't seen you around much so I'm guessing you're more of a V guy. So.. Congrats... I suppose.

Thanks, I would also like to thank Shiva and zoo for helping me on my journey. icon14.gif

Also, I already made a second batch of cookies. sneaky2.gif

 

By the way, I do visit the V section alot, so that's where most of my post came from, I sometimes visit the General chat, Vehicle and Gaming sections too.

 

EDIT: Once the cookies reach zero, mods feel free to lock the topic. turn.gif

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Finn 7 five 11

 

Thanks everyone! biggrin.gif

Wanna play a game to celebrate?

 

Pick a number between 1 and 100 and post your number here.

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Congratulations on your 1,000 posts milestone, cookie-man. cookie.gif

Dead (Retired)

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Thanks everyone! biggrin.gif

Wanna play a game to celebrate?

 

Pick a number between 1 and 100 and post your number here.

99 is the number I pick.

 

FYI: Only five cookies left people, get them while they are here now! tounge2.gif

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Finn 7 five 11

 

Thanks everyone! biggrin.gif

Wanna play a game to celebrate?

 

Pick a number between 1 and 100 and post your number here.

99 is the number I pick.

 

Now times 99 by itself and post the result. (99 x 99)

 

Edit: Come on man, this game is going to take forever unless you're ready to post.

 

EDIT 2: Answer the question and post your number here we will continue the game later, don't forget to check back! I am sleeping now, good evening all.

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Thanks everyone! biggrin.gif

Wanna play a game to celebrate?

 

Pick a number between 1 and 100 and post your number here.

99 is the number I pick.

 

Now times 99 by itself and post the result. (99 x 99)

 

Edit: Come on man, this game is going to take forever unless you're ready to post.

 

EDIT 2: Answer the question and post your number here we will continue the game later, don't forget to check back! I am sleeping now, good evening all.

Um 9801?

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I can't help but feel this number game is going to end in 0, followed by "Congratulations, you've arrived at the number of f*cks I give!".

 

And uhhh... Congrats? I've never seen you before though.

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I can't help but feel this number game is going to end in 0, followed by "Congratulations, you've arrived at the number of f*cks I give!".

And it's still more original than a 1k milestone. wink.gif

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This is bullsh*t. Look at how many posts I have. Why isn't anyone saying congradulations to me?! When do I get my topic, huh? Where's my milestone congrats?!?!?! HUH?!

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I'm just kidding, well done! lol.gif

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Thanks everyone! biggrin.gif

Wanna play a game to celebrate?

 

Pick a number between 1 and 100 and post your number here.

Is this one of those math "games"? That's worse than getting socks for Christmas.

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Thanks everyone! biggrin.gif

Wanna play a game to celebrate?

 

Pick a number between 1 and 100 and post your number here.

Is this one of those math "games"? That's worse than getting socks for Christmas.

My guess is that he's going to do the "troll" thing in which he'll get him to perform mathematical equations until the answer becomes zero and then says "And that's how many f*cks I give". The problem is that it's like someone telling you a joke on a Monday and not telling you the punchline until Wednesday. It just doesn't work.

 

I saw this chap write something along the lines of "I'm two posts away from my 1000th" and I instantly knew he'd make a milestone topic. So, I gave some thought on how I could possibly hijack it. There were various ideas running around my head until I had an epitome; simplicity is the key. I knew what I had to do. The journey was long and perilous but, ultimately, I knew I was chosen for this moment. This is my moment.

 

Boobs.

 

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A fine choice, a fine choice indeed. The red shirted one reminds me of my old geography teacher at school. Not only was she smoking hot, she often had a hard nipple playfully protruding through her top.

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That has to be one of the funniest pictures I've seen in quite some time. My chemistry teacher looked a bit like Sara Jean Underwood and, like your teacher, always had that teasing protrusion of nipple. I remember getting something in my eye during a lesson. She kindly offered to have a look and attempt to remove any debris. Seizing the opportunity, like a rapist to a drunkard, I ogled the hell out them boobs. Best lesson ever.

 

Speaking of Miss Underwood, I saw these the other day. Hoe Lee Sheet!

 

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Congrats

 

(I like the way this topic is turning out biggrin.gif )

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Finn 7 five 11

 

Thanks everyone! biggrin.gif

Wanna play a game to celebrate?

 

Pick a number between 1 and 100 and post your number here.

Is this one of those math "games"? That's worse than getting socks for Christmas.

My guess is that he's going to do the "troll" thing in which he'll get him to perform mathematical equations until the answer becomes zero and then says "And that's how many f*cks I give". The problem is that it's like someone telling you a joke on a Monday and not telling you the punchline until Wednesday. It just doesn't work.

 

Now i understand why jokes that old people tell aren't funny.

Haha.

Oh! Yay for boobs!

Okay game over GTAaction.

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This is bullsh*t. Look at how many posts I have.

That awkward moment when you realise you have more posts than grope_4_that_date who I look up to. lol.gif

 

Anyways, congratulations on the millennium, and here's to another one in less than 9 months. icon14.gifcookie.gif

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Congrats and all that swing, er, I mean jazz. icon14.gif

 

Also, nice topic hijack happening here.

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Ah, the breast. The gelatinous extrusion which gives many men pleasure, and many women the right to do whatever the f*ck they want.

 

I now, in my youth, dream of scaling these mountains, these bumps of pleasure and joy. But, to no avail. The quest must go on though, as I am now approaching the time when access to this... this... Source of pleasure will become an essential part of the Quest of the Virgin. A voice shriller than all the lutes and drums in the world call me to approach this device, but I would not dare approach it. I would not dare speak to those who have access to this device regarding it. But, the future has always been a source of hope for those residing on the Virgin Islands, and now... During these hard times, one can only look forward to the daily 'fap'.

 

Ah, the 'fap', this marvelous invention has been given many names: Self-pleasure, masturbation, wank and many more, not to mention the infamous 'masterbation lol'. Our islands - these islands - have been given more and more hope through the fap, sometimes it is false and empty hope, sometimes it is realistic, and sometimes... Sometimes, it leads to death (or having your guts ripped out).

 

May all those on the Virgin Islands set sail for Intercourse, for we do not wish to stay in this miserable realm for long.

 

Oblivion is cool by the way. wink.gif

 

Oh and, gig, I think the girl in one of your pics is showing too much nipple for this forum, just a heads up.

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