EscoLehGo Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 If I don't have facial hair I look like a big man baby pedophile rapist and people the same age as me or sometimes younger talk to me like they're my senior so I won't be clean shaven until the wrinkles start to set in. Even with a full beard I still get carded trying to buy my cheap dark liquor, can't a man drown his sorrows in peace? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatGig Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 When mine finally connects, I will let the world know that I am now officially a man. I'll proudly lunge everywhere and loudly announce myself whenever I walk into a room. I'll probably get a pipe, too. One thing I find odd is that I get hair, like, really high up on my cheeks and really far down my neck. I feel like telling my body to stop f*cking about and just get the gaps filled. The rest of my body, apart from my arms, is covered in a respectable amount of hair, but my face, the part people see more than any other (except for Friday nights), is just a barren landscape occupied only by two glistening spikes on my lip and scars that remind me never to run down stairs. I f*cking hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WF the Hobgoblin Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I can grow a pretty decent moustache but the longest I've kept it is a week. Sometimes I quite liked it, but I felt too subconscious with it, particularly when I went to the hospital and was having a serious discussion with a surgeon and all I could think was "I must look ridiculous with this stupid f*cking moustache". About 3 years ago my dad grew a moustache. It was terrible. Some men buy a fancy sports car when they go through a mid-life crisis, but we're too poor for that so he just grew a womb broom instead. Made him look like a f*cking dick, not to mention a pornstar. There was definitely a look of Ron Jeremy about him. I remember one time I came to use the pool at the hotel he works at, and I overheard a colleague teasing him about how "your wife must enjoy a good tickle!". Mortifying. Anyways he shaved it off after a whole f*cking year of that thing attached to him. I was glad to see the back of it. It was all bushy and horrible. Depends on the type of moustache and the person I guess, some people suit them, others not so much. My dad bought himself an evo 6, then for a while he had this big grey hobo beard. When he finally shaved it off he looked twenty years younger. It was weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_stu Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 This guy had some of the most badass facial hair I've ever seen. Jesse Hughes of The Eagles Of Death Metal: I'd never heard of him/them before, then I saw him strut across the stage and down a bottle of Whiskey. Man crush. That picture doesn't do him or his magnificent facial hair justice, but it was the best one I could find. Facial hair is an important topic for me, as is evidenced by my spamming of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatGig Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Facial hair is an important topic for me I'm with you on that. For the longest time I have always wanted a beard. More precisely, one of the James Hetfield variety. Cool. As. F*ck. Seriously, he looks so damn badass no matter what style of facial follicles he decides to don. I was once told that if I had a beard I'd look a bit like him (I don't care if it's not true, it felt f*cking amazing hearing that). Needless to say, this has done nothing but made me want a beard so much more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Thank God I needn't worry about facial hair of any sort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunkyman Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Thank God I needn't worry about facial hair of any sort. ... Until you get old and develop one of those revolting old lady mustaches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 (edited) Facial hair isn't my thing, i can't look at myself and end up removing it. Same deal with pubes yo, i can't hack that sh*t. E: 6000. Edited September 5, 2012 by finn4life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Thank God I needn't worry about facial hair of any sort. ... Until you get old and develop one of those revolting old lady mustaches. I doubt that'll happen though, no old ladies in my family have those naturally. In the worst case scenario there's always wax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Killa Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I currently have The Zappa, and won't get rid of it for shaving makes me look like a boy. I'd love for a short boxed beard, however Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exkabewbikadid Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Facial hair is an important topic for me I'm with you on that. For the longest time I have always wanted a beard. More precisely, one of the James Hetfield variety. http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs40/f/2009/006...mehmeturgut.jpg Cool. As. F*ck. Seriously, he looks so damn badass no matter what style of facial follicles he decides to don. I was once told that if I had a beard I'd look a bit like him (I don't care if it's not true, it felt f*cking amazing hearing that). Needless to say, this has done nothing but made me want a beard so much more. Pfft, I'll see your James Hetfield and raise you Kirk Windstein. Now that's a goddamn beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingleman Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 As much as i like having a beard, i really don't like that lon beard types. I try to contain a 5 o clock shadow, looks the best IMO. So, the George Michael? I bet you look fabulous. Anysways, I've been know to dabble in facial hairdom. LOL. More like this.. I'm maintaining me a 5 o'clock shadow as soon as I graduate in November. My school flips out if you accidently miss one strand when shaving. :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kent Traffic Cop Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 According to your chart there I have a short boxed beard, I'd rather to refer to it as a "why the f*ck not" beard though. I'm pretty much in this category too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonjack Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Have you seen Max Payne's beard? Looks pretty beast to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandMaster Smith Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 *sigh*, I wish I could grow a beard or atleast a decent mustash. I'm 21 and the best I can get is a half assed stash and a little bit of chin hair. What's up with that? I'm really wondering when my facial hair will start to kick in. Actually, is anyone else in the 20+ range with sh*t for facial hair? Hahaha I'm 21 as well and can't grow sh*t. I'm not quite sure why neither, I was an early bloomer and was growing pubes in the 5th grade but my facial hair just never really started to develop. My brother's around 30 and he can grown facial hair but definitely no fat full beard, he just has a mustache with a long goatee type thing. I'm really not too worried about it though because he said he was around 22-24 when his terminal facial hair really began to come in. I mean I can grow a 16 y/o's mustache and chin whiskers with some fuzz along my jawline but I'm blonde so it's barely even noticeable anyhow lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 The closest mine is to on this chart is the Van Dyke. Usually I let it grow for a couple of months, but sometimes I look way younger than 26 whem I'm cleaned shaved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrrhic Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 I'd have to agree with GreatGig. If there was an award for the awesomest beard it would have to go to James Hetfield's new style one: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Pink Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 I've been donning a beard for the last 5 years. If not a beard then it was a goatee before that. I'll post pics later. ＲＵＢＢΣＲ░Ｊ♢ＨＮＮＹ （スオッ） Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WastedEngland Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 I used to maintain an Anchor, but the soul patch part would stubbornly refuse to be the same colour as the rest of my facial hair, so the majority of it was black and pringly whilst the soul patch remained blonde and fluffy. Talk about Bipolar beard, Very annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 I generally stay clean shaven for the most part (sometimes I get lazy and leave some stubble). In the dead of winter, I usually have a decent chin curtain going. I'd love to grow a goatee, but I've never been able to grow that well on my upper lip. My father's side of the family is quite hairy, whereas my mom's side, not so much. I ended up with a mix - I'm the male with the most hair on mom's side, but nothing close to my dad (he's got a nice mustache). Recently, it's starting to grow in a lot better on my upper lip, but nowhere near enough to pull off a goatee. Maybe in a few more years... maybe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notna Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Just noticed that I actually grow beard. First time I see it :3 Puberty puberty! Damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirsty Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 I would hate to have to shave on a daily basis. I applaud any man that can grow the Kerry King though, from Slayer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 A Christian man should always be clean-shaven, with a well-groomed face and a firm and true cropped haircut. That is my policy and although we've all made mistakes - democrats and republicans, both - I feel we have the chance to change that here and now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moth Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 A Christian man should always be clean-shaven, with a well-groomed face and a firm and true cropped haircut. But, but Jesus had a beard! If you really want to be close to Jesus, you will need to grow one! Formerly known as The General Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Tyler. You're mistaken, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kj2022 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 I suppose i have one going with a pretty good start tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackass2009 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 I've got a beard equivalent to Jim Morrison's, circa 1969. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunk Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 As much as i like having a beard, i really don't like that lon beard types. I try to contain a 5 o clock shadow, looks the best IMO. So, the George Michael? I bet you look fabulous. Anysways, I've been know to dabble in facial hairdom. Woah, George Michael is/was legitimately gorgeous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punk-in-Drublic Posted December 4, 2012 Author Share Posted December 4, 2012 Let's take part in Decembeard, no shaving in December! I have a bit of a head start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MURDOC* Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 (edited) Beards (and mustaches) are for Elitists and motorcycle clubs. And people needing to cover facial defects, like no chin. Dude, will you just die already? We know it's depressing for you still not being able to grow decent facial hair at 70, but let it go. Anyway, I'm pleased to see my facial hair is not on the list. I'd have to agree with GreatGig. If there was an award for the awesomest beard it would have to go to James Hetfield's new style one: Beards aren't cool if they're attached to douchebags though. Edited December 4, 2012 by *MURDOC* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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