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The OFFICIAL guide to help you prepare for, GTA5.


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Pffft... There is like a 90-inch TVs nowadays. That will surely burn GTA V's logo onto the retina!

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f*ck what anyone says about this, this is brilliant and thought out well. The only thing missing is a big sack of green IMO, fair play if some of you don't agree that's cool

i like you.

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Bump.

This is the third time you've bumped your topic just for the sake of bumping it. Do it again am I'm just going to lock it.

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To prepare for GTA V, by then you will need:

A walker

Glasses

A hearing aid

Geritol

Medicare

False teeth

Hip replacement

Arthritus medication

Depends diapers

 

THEN, you should be good to go.

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Bump.

This is the third time you've bumped your topic just for the sake of bumping it. Do it again am I'm just going to lock it.

What does it mean to "bump" a topic? I know it's posting the word "bump", but what effect does that have?

 

 

 

To prepare for GTA V, by then you will need:

A walker

Glasses

A hearing aid

Geritol

Medicare

False teeth

Hip replacement

Arthritus medication

Depends diapers

 

LOL dude, just LOL. Sadly I think you are right.

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Bump.

This is the third time you've bumped your topic just for the sake of bumping it. Do it again am I'm just going to lock it.

What does it mean to "bump" a topic? I know it's posting the word "bump", but what effect does that have?

Bump (Internet), to post a reply to a thread purely to raise its profile, or to move the thread to the front page to have exposure on a forum.

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Is this really a thread?! Good lord. What is there to prepare? Buy the game and stick it in your ps3/xbox or PC. I mean really?! Furniture?! Because you need special furniture to play this game? And a special room?

 

Just no.

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I'm glad this topic was created, otherwise I would have overlooked all these relevant and important details.

 

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Is this really a thread?! Good lord. What is there to prepare? Buy the game and stick it in your ps3/xbox or PC. I mean really?! Furniture?! Because you need special furniture to play this game? And a special room?

 

Just no.

Are you serious? People are so stupid. sarcasm.gif

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Haha biggrin.gif this was such a good and enjoyable read. Sometimes we just gotta get a few laughs to relax from reading some of the posts on this forum.

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Haha biggrin.gif this was such a good and enjoyable read. Sometimes we just gotta get a few laughs to relax from reading some of the posts on this forum.

Yep! People are going crazy with no info. Just so negative and pessimistic in here.

 

We need to lighten up, be positive, optimistic and happy!

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i dont need a guide to help me prepare for a video game, jesus f*cking christ, lol......

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i dont need a guide to help me prepare for a video game, jesus f*cking christ, lol......

Well just leave.

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I went out and follow all these steps.. made a few improvements. So here is my review.

 

It Rocks. icon14.gif

It's the best $12K you wish you never spent! So epic!

Improvement I made was to cut a hole in my floor and Lazy boy chair, everytime I need to poop or piss, It goes down the hole.

I also keep a can of Lynx handy, this way, it always smells great.

I also installed a shower just above my head and some irrigation into my chair, Now I can have a shower while gaming!

I also made everything electrical, water-proof.

moto_whistle.gif

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I went out and follow all these steps.. made a few improvements. So here is my review.

 

It Rocks. icon14.gif

It's the best $12K you wish you never spent! So epic!

Improvement I made was to cut a hole in my floor and Lazy boy chair, everytime I need to poop or piss, It goes down the hole.

I also keep a can of Lynx handy, this way, it always smells great.

I also installed a shower just above my head and some irrigation into my chair, Now I can have a shower while gaming!

I also made everything electrical, water-proof.

moto_whistle.gif

How much do the improvements cost?

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I went out and follow all these steps.. made a few improvements. So here is my review.

 

It Rocks.  icon14.gif

It's the best $12K you wish you never spent! So epic!

Improvement I made was to cut a hole in my floor and Lazy boy chair, everytime I need to poop or piss, It goes down the hole.

I also keep a can of Lynx handy, this way, it always smells great.

I also installed a shower just above my head and some irrigation into my chair, Now I can have a shower while gaming!

I also made everything electrical, water-proof.

moto_whistle.gif

How much do the improvements cost?

When did you post that?

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f*ck what anyone says about this, this is brilliant and thought out well. The only thing missing is a big sack of green IMO, fair play if some of you don't agree that's cool

I read that as "Big black dick."

ummm sarcasm.gif

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f*ck what anyone says about this, this is brilliant and thought out well. The only thing missing is a big sack of green IMO, fair play if some of you don't agree that's cool

I read that as "Big black dick."

ummm sarcasm.gif

Same thing is going through my mind.

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I went out and follow all these steps.. made a few improvements. So here is my review.

 

It Rocks.  icon14.gif

It's the best $12K you wish you never spent! So epic!

Improvement I made was to cut a hole in my floor and Lazy boy chair, everytime I need to poop or piss, It goes down the hole.

I also keep a can of Lynx handy, this way, it always smells great.

I also installed a shower just above my head and some irrigation into my chair, Now I can have a shower while gaming!

I also made everything electrical, water-proof.

moto_whistle.gif

How much do the improvements cost?

When did you post that?

Ryan warned you before in this thread for bumping your topic 3 times. You've done this a fourth time now (bumping your topic when the last post was over 40 days ago).

 

Lock.

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