Microwave Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 There is a pause button that you can use for bathroom and food. It is not like you are playing Nazi Zombies with friends and there is no pause button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMG_LOOKWHOJUST Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Lol, I just gonna look at the game case and read the backside of the case, then put the disc in my PS3, install the game ( if needed ) and play the game. Nothing special, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccrogers15 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 "The Official" lol no... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny_zoo Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 "The Official" lol no... Does anyone on this forum have a sense of humour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle-Eye Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Oh yeah, thank you so much for the info. It helped so much that I'm totally gonna follow what you say and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gta v fanatic Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Hahaha... This is one of the greatest topics i've seen since January! ROFL. I wish i could come home after buying GTA 5 and walk into my room and all this in there but sadly it wont happen. Love it though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMAC2013 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 lol . all i need is a bigger tv which ihave a 32 inch sonybut i want to go to a 46 inch or bigger, if this releases after tax income im good. but i do have a toilet close lol my bathrooms not for from my room to stop for 4 mins. but how early you think someone should go to a midnight release, im taking off the day it release and spending all night up and playing it. i thought about 4pm or even earlier to be first. cuz my gamestop gets a big line but i might just order it off the amazon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stopped Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Jesus christ this forum has gone to absolute sh*t. f*ck this, I'm out until something new comes up. Sure as hell beats reading these awful topics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle-Eye Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Jesus christ this forum has gone to absolute sh*t. f*ck this, I'm out until something new comes up. Sure as hell beats reading these awful topics. You just joined a month ago and your already saying its gone to sh*t like you've been here for 5 years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stopped Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Well, I had another account back when IV came out but after lurking waiting for V information for a while I forgot my password and forgot about the site. After the new screens and stuff started appearing, well, I'm back. It's safe to say the forum is going to sh*t from my prospective because I was here when the forum was literally 100% sh*tty speculation in the summer of 11'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwazdog Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 If money were no object I'd buy a 8000.00 70 inch elite Television just for GTA!!! i WOULD SIT 5 FEET AWAY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARCHELEZ Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 B. Water is the most recommended beverage due to it's great thirst-quenching abilities and it health factors. Energy drinks may also be appropriate for times when you need enhanced reflexes and/or need to stay up late or pull an all-nighter. (a mini-refrigerator is recommended to minimize walking distance) Water or energy drinks are the most common but it's funny how also alot of people are going to switch those for alcoholic beverages lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKON8ERISBACK Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Five stars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKON8ERISBACK Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Only retards follow this retarded half assed guide. I smell some jelly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YukiEiri Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Water or energy drinks are the most common but it's funny how also alot of people are going to switch those for alcoholic beverages lol Mmm... GTAF race leaderboards in IV.. They started around midnight in my time -> too much time -> too drunk -> epic failures. But the fun I had. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theworldfamous Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 B. Water is the most recommended beverage due to it's great thirst-quenching abilities and it health factors. Energy drinks may also be appropriate for times when you need enhanced reflexes and/or need to stay up late or pull an all-nighter. (a mini-refrigerator is recommended to minimize walking distance) Water or energy drinks are the most common but it's funny how also alot of people are going to switch those for alcoholic beverages lol yes.. I suspect the people that hated Max Payne 3 weren't drunk enough... they should've followed Max' example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wjlld Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 (edited) B. Water is the most recommended beverage due to it's great thirst-quenching abilities and it health factors. Energy drinks may also be appropriate for times when you need enhanced reflexes and/or need to stay up late or pull an all-nighter. (a mini-refrigerator is recommended to minimize walking distance) Water or energy drinks are the most common but it's funny how also alot of people are going to switch those for alcoholic beverages lol yes.. I suspect the people that hated Max Payne 3 weren't drunk enough... they should've followed Max' example. Haha. I actually bought a of bottle Jameson for MP3 and commiserated with Max. Later that week I was hungover from a night out and started up my xbox to find that on the next level Max commiserated right back. Edited September 6, 2012 by Wjlld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FromGTAwithLove5 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Only retards follow this retarded half assed guide. I smell some jelly. Done''t bother dreaming about it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lslarko Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Cheers to the OP for a good giggle, all I could think of was one of those stupidly overpaid research analysts companies hire in. "After spending £50,000 of your hard earned money on our exceedingly long and somewhat pointless research into "how to play GTA V" concludes that the statistics we found were all of common knowledge and you were doing everything just fine, thanks for your money." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LethalCrizzle Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Could just buy a portable toilet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assmillk Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 very nice, detailed guide. Getting my mom's credit card right now. 12,00 no biggie. No but seriously i cracked up lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Rocko Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Lol, wow dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L-C-P-D Posted September 21, 2012 Author Share Posted September 21, 2012 Bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre23 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 I think i'm prepared. I have a ps3, lI like GTA and I have at least 60 bucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoumaker Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 what the f*ck did I read? anyways, its still funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
significantother Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 This isn't for real, and this IS a joke.. I hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chukkles Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 f*ck what anyone says about this, this is brilliant and thought out well. The only thing missing is a big sack of green IMO, fair play if some of you don't agree that's cool Sorry to go off topic, but can/do you play without the "bag o'green"? I have trouble enjoying a game without the high, I've associated the two for so many years now it's just an almost unbreakable habit, no green, no game. I know it's sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_La_Costra_Nostra Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 $12,850 + $60 (Actual Game) ------------------- $12,910 WHO THE F*CK HAS THAT KIND OF MONEY TO SPEND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4Andreas Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 OMG get a life man!!! Will u spend 13.000 $ for gta v ?! It's just a game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 OMG get a life man!!!Will u spend 13.000 $ for gta v ?! It's just a game! Just a game? a game?! call me a battologist, but...GTA a game only? Will I spend $13,000 for GTA V? GTA is a lifestyle. A treasure I'm willing to sell my kidney for, or even my foot, if Steam accepts them. L-C-P-D, I have followed your valuable advice, and installed a toilet seat right next to the '60 inch 3DTV - if you're wondering, that TV is right above my mini-refrigerator, which contains my PS3, just like you said; to save space. I had a Xbox 360, but I threw it after finding out that it doesn't fit inside that refrigerator. Thanks for the valuable tips, worth the $13,000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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