Your most horrendous act.

[Tyler]

On the campaign trail, I once switched Mitt's caffeinated diet-coke out with sugar-free coke.

[Captain VXR]

On the campaign trail, I once switched Mitt's caffeinated diet-coke out with sugar-free coke.

His imaginary sky friend will cast him into a pit of fire.

[Oakshaft]

I just commited my worst act about an hour ago...

 

As I was walking to go to the nearby store to get water and food for when I go to my grandfathers cottage, there was all this stuff on the front lawn (dresser, 4 chairs, cabinet, and a smaller version of the other cabinet on wheels)

 

There was a moving truck in the driveway so they couldnt see me, I thought it was garbage so I said "f*ck it" picked up 2 chairs, brought them into my yard, then went back for the other chairs, then the dresser, then the cabinet on wheels. All in less than 5 mins

 

Then after all the stuff was in my yard I went to the store and got the supplies and when I was coming back, the guy moving in, his wife, and her sister (I think) where standing around the remaining cabinet (I couldnt lift it, it was too heavy) and as I was walking by the sister said "well, where the hell did all of the stuff go? it was here a minute ago"

 

Then again it could have been stuff from the old neighbors, but... I dont know, I just feel bad.

[buzbegone]

 

I just commited my worst act about an hour ago...

 

As I was walking to go to the nearby store to get water and food for when I go to my grandfathers cottage, there was all this stuff on the front lawn (dresser, 4 chairs, cabinet, and a smaller version of the other cabinet on wheels)

 

There was a moving truck in the driveway so they couldnt see me, I thought it was garbage so I said "f*ck it" picked up 2 chairs, brought them into my yard, then went back for the other chairs, then the dresser, then the cabinet on wheels. All in less than 5 mins

 

Then after all the stuff was in my yard I went to the store and got the supplies and when I was coming back, the guy moving in, his wife, and her sister (I think) where standing around the remaining cabinet (I couldnt lift it, it was too heavy) and as I was walking by the sister said "well, where the hell did all of the stuff go? it was here a minute ago"

 

Then again it could have been stuff from the old neighbors, but... I dont know, I just feel bad.

A henious crime...

 

Did returning it and explainng the situation cross your mind?

 

 

 

 

Edit: Spelling

Edited September 1, 2012 by buzbegone

[Oakshaft]

No...

 

But the shelf is still there this morning so I guess it wasn't theirs.

[GTA-King]

Just thought of another horrendous act! Back in the day, me and my friends were into the show Jackass... we thought, "hey, if they can become rich by being idiots, so can we!" One of our videos consisted of my eating horse sh*t. I must say, it didn't taste at ALL like grass!

 

[hristobg]

There are really many bad deeds in my life...

 

I remember maybe the first one, I was still 6 years old kiddo.

Me with my friend went to the little market nearby the street we were playing with him everyday.

The selling woman was very old and suddenly, an idea came to my mind. I told my friend to tell her

to go for a complete new package of gums "Turbo", which were somewhere in another private room in the market.

 

The selling woman went to get an unopened package of these awesome gums, while in the meantime, I stole the key for the

door of the market (the market was really small, like one 5x5 room), so I stole the key, locked the door and the selling woman

from the outside and then ran away with my friend. After that... I threw away the key in some nearby garden. When they

found out what I have done, I started crying... and all on top of that, I blamed my friend and got free.

 

I'm not a thief.

Edited September 1, 2012 by hristobg

[GTA36362355]

..but you're such a moron.

 

When I was 12, I had once put water balloons under a bum's bed who lived on the street near my home. He ran to chase me but I escaped.

[hristobg]

Yup, what do you exped from a 6 years old kid? The guilt was strong then

[Icarus]

On the campaign trail, I once switched Mitt's caffeinated diet-coke out with sugar-free coke.

Oh you sly dog.

 

When I was in grade 12, just before graduation, a couple of friends and I went for some wings at a place called Jungle Jim's. They were known (like a lot of wing places) for suicide wings, which you had to sign a waiver to try. I always liked hot food, so I figured I was up to the challenge. Well, they bring out the wings with the suicide dip on the side... and yeah, way too hot for me.

 

While my friend went to the bathroom, I put some on one of his wings. When he came back, he ate the whole thing cleanly and then I watched as his face turned red. What was worse is that he only had Pepsi to drink, no water or milk, so it was burning like hell.

 

Needless to say, I got a bad dead leg after that.

[Cosmic Gypsy]

I kicked a hedgehog once, c*ntish thing to do.

[Mr Rabbit]

 

I kicked a hedgehog once, c*ntish thing to do.

you prick (that's a joke, hope you did not miss it, thought I should say incase you got offended)

[GTA_stu]

Terrible joke made worse by the lame explanation in the spoiler tags lol. Better luck next time Nate.

 

Think I've said most of my good ones in here, well they were pretty rubbish to be fair. No I've got one, one time I was in lunch time detention for just being a noisy little prick, and I was in a science lab with Mrs. Kirby. She was from Canada and about 4ft 8 or something ridiculously small, she used to get the piss taken out of her so much. So I was 20 minutes into serving my 30 minutes of lunch-time detention, when some year 11s started banging on the door shouting "mini-me let us in! We're gonna f*cking get you mini-me!". Funnily enough this wasn't the first time something like this had happened to her. The door was locked and they sounded pretty pissed, they'd have definitely been a nuisance for her if they managed to get in.

 

She was new and clearly knew very little of the school's procedures, and she was sh*tting herself. She kept asking if there was someway to ring someone to come and get the trouble makers away, and there was. But I sure as hell wasn't going to tell her. The lab we were in was miles away from any other building, due to the lay out of the school. So nobody was coming to rescue her. All she had to do was pick up the red phone in the corner of the room and dial 2 to connect to the people she wanted to contact, and they'd have come got the rowdy year 11s away.

 

I'd served my time and I managed to convince her to let me go out the window, seeing as they had the door blocked. I said I'd go get help and tell another teacher that some year 11s were causing trouble for her.

 

I lied.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Lock n' Stock]

Oh man, when I was 10 years old probably. I was obsessive with the program 3D Movie Maker and although I was not a member, the program had a very large community where people could share their movies online. One site let you e-mail the movie creators. If someone made a really crappy movie, I'd try to send the director a hate message which was just a strung together message of foul language and phrases like "f*ck you", "your movie is sh*t" and "you're a slut". What was I THINKING?!? I felt guilt about it several months later and had to send apology e-mails in retaliation. I doubt they would have received them though since the e-mail addresses were really old and I tried using Microsoft Outlook which I now realise I hadn't actually set up an e-mail account.

 

And another thing I did was when I was 8 and I found en empty milk bottle on the street and threw it up in the air for a bit of fun. It smashed on the ground and my friend witnessed it. Although I didn't feel much regret then, I started to several years later. I don't know why, I guess it's because I thought I was actually vandalising something.

[GTA_stu]

Calm down it's only a milk bottle. I'd say "no point crying over spilled milk", but you didn't actually spill any.

 

Think about how I felt leaving that teacher on her own with that pack of teenagers, she could have been gang raped for all I know.

 

 

[Noob_Noobersson]

Once at a party, this jackass fell asleep/passed out, so My peoples and I decided to all piss in this bucket and we dumped it over his head.....then mocked him and his urine drenched rage.....

 

Or

 

At the age of 16, when I first got my license, I used to give myself points for hitting small animals...

 

Or,

 

At the age of 17, I was messing around at work, playing around with my box-cutter, and I sliced up my coworker....he was pissed---but didn't press charges..

 

Or...

 

Started an acid-eating-cult at age 17-----resulted in a few people needing years of therapy after I had convinced them that I was The Christ....

 

And just to add....I was fairly recently released from prison after serving some time for multiple felonies.....yay...freedom.

 

 

[Chukkles]

One from primary school that i'm not so proud of, but kids don't think right.

 

One friend asked me to grab another kid and hold him in place while he kicked him in the balls so f*cking hard.

This was like yr2 of primary school.

[Finn 7 five 11]

 

I just commited my worst act about an hour ago...

 

As I was walking to go to the nearby store to get water and food for when I go to my grandfathers cottage, there was all this stuff on the front lawn (dresser, 4 chairs, cabinet, and a smaller version of the other cabinet on wheels)

 

There was a moving truck in the driveway so they couldnt see me, I thought it was garbage so I said "f*ck it" picked up 2 chairs, brought them into my yard, then went back for the other chairs, then the dresser, then the cabinet on wheels. All in less than 5 mins

 

Then after all the stuff was in my yard I went to the store and got the supplies and when I was coming back, the guy moving in, his wife, and her sister (I think) where standing around the remaining cabinet (I couldnt lift it, it was too heavy) and as I was walking by the sister said "well, where the hell did all of the stuff go? it was here a minute ago"

 

Then again it could have been stuff from the old neighbors, but... I dont know, I just feel bad.

This is so funny! You just stole your neighbours furniture hahaha.

I guess you could say to them while dancing for some reason that they've been hit they've been struck by a smooth criminal doo doo do do do do do do doo.

 

Calm down it's only a milk bottle. I'd say "no point crying over spilled milk", but you didn't actually spill any.

And you said nates joke was bad.

Edited September 2, 2012 by finn4life

[Dingleman]

In IPT class when I was 14, a blind friend asked if I would sit next to him on the computers. Sitting next to my other friends, I told him "Sorry man, I've already booted up and logged on here, next time.".

 

I hadn't even turned the computer on yet.

[GtaVComments]

When I was 8, I split a 9 year old girls head open with a rock (or brick). I was out with my friends on the street and there was this other group of kids who lived slightly further down. They were p*ssing us off, trying to annoy us and coming over to us & sh*t, so I thought I'd take matters into my own hands.

 

Now, I had no intention of splitting her open. They were gathered round a wheelie bin, demising slag lines and a plan to annoy us more. So I snuck up around the back of were they where, there's like two parallel paths, just the one I was on was slightly higher on a hill looking down at them.

 

I saw a little broken wall, about 6 inches high, with the corner broken off. My intention was to hit the wheelie bin where they were standing & scare the sh*t out of them, and hide ( I know, bad*ss right? ), unfortunately though for her, I overpitched and the rock smacked the bottom of her head. All of a sudden blood was flowing and she ran screaming to her mother. The other kids saw me and now I was her mother's prime target. She came flying out screaming. So naturally...I ran

 

I was in my aunty & uncles at the time & she knew where I lived. She was banging on the door & my uncle came out and verbal sh*t went down. I was scared sh*tless.I couldn't go out again for a week, but the next day she did come back to the house and apologise.

 

A year later I was in the same class as her twin cousins, but everything was cool now & there was no hatred. I regret it as looking back, it was such a childish thing we were fighting over, but meh sh*t happens.

[Wayne Daniels]

Using a kitchen knife I carved a smile into my son's face.

hahaha

[Vega LVI]

Back in, I believe 8th or 9th grade, I hated this kid, Ricky and he hated me. He was everything I hated: conceited, arrogant, mistrustful, plus, he was a member of those groups of kids in high school who believe they're God's gift to the world, but in actuality, were just plain douchebags and he always was with a girl I had a huge crush on. With that said, he always had his group for back up and I didn't have many friends to turn to as I was a bit of a loner back in those days.

 

In computer class (or was it called technology class?), at the start of the second semester, he and I were assigned seats next to each other as our last names were right beside each other in alphabetical order. After we both found our seats next to each other, I sat down and tried not to get worked up about it. I was pretty calm for about half the period, until I heard him whisper to one of his buddies that he was going to "bag" the girl I had a crush on and was going to have sex with her. I'm pretty sure he said it loud enough for me to hear it as I think he and a few others knew I liked her. As you could tell, I was boiling angry. I wanted her to have a life and be happy (even if it wasn't with me), but I didn't want her to be just another statistic to Ricky. So, what I did was, I reached into my bag and pulled out my water bottle. You weren't allowed any type of drinks or food out in the open in the room, so I had to be sneaky so the teacher didn't catch me. I opened up the cap and wedged it into a little grate that lead from his desk to mine. I then squeezed the bottle and shot the water all over the computer tower. I then quickly shoved the bottle back into my bag and pretended as if nothing happened. Ricky was bullsh*tting with somebody diagonally behind us, so he didn't see me do it. After a while, his computer went haywire and the computer tower was virtually destroyed after it short-circuited.

 

Long story short, he was charged for breaking the tower, though he tried to blame me for it, by the dean. It was a big payment too as computer towers back in 2000 or 2001 were a lot of money. That's the moment in time in which I felt in charge of something in my life. I do feel pretty bad though now as he was just a stupid kid back then and probably his family didn't deserve that, but what's done is done.

[FranticFatality]

I realize how unbelievable the incident is. You're the only people with whom I've shared this dirty secret. I'm too embarrassed to tell my friends that I used to have sex with a maid but you people, I'm blown off! There's no trust in the world. What is more irritating is that I'm being considered a liar. That sh*t sucks and is making me keep posting here. f*ck off all you sceptical bastards, this was real.

I believe you bro, I believe you.

damn, you're gullible

[EscoLehGo]

damn, you're gullible

No, I just can see that going down in India, you guys keep looking at it from a western standpoint.

[Ferocious Banger]

damn, you're gullible 

No, I just can see that going down in India, you guys keep looking at it from a western standpoint.

Actually, here in Indian, people think that "those" kind of things happen only in the western countries for sex is still a taboo in most of the places.

 

The "deepthroat" incident is just like the other weird child sexual abuses around the globe.

 

[FranticFatality]

My girlfriend's little sister snitched on my girlfriend and I. I f*cked my girlfriend's brains out on her sister's bed before work. It was an awesome quickie!

Sound's awesome..

 

But horrendous?

Do you just make these topics to post worthless spammy replies? Sure seems like it.

Please don't go off-topic.

 

Thank you.

almost all of your posts here are off topic

 

on topic - laughing at a dead man on the street because his ass crack was out. i was 7

[hristobg]

Back in, I believe 8th or 9th grade, I hated this kid, Ricky and he hated me. He was everything I hated: conceited, arrogant, mistrustful, plus, he was a member of those groups of kids in high school who believe they're God's gift to the world, but in actuality, were just plain douchebags and he always was with a girl I had a huge crush on. With that said, he always had his group for back up and I didn't have many friends to turn to as I was a bit of a loner back in those days.

 

In computer class (or was it called technology class?), at the start of the second semester, he and I were assigned seats next to each other as our last names were right beside each other in alphabetical order. After we both found our seats next to each other, I sat down and tried not to get worked up about it. I was pretty calm for about half the period, until I heard him whisper to one of his buddies that he was going to "bag" the girl I had a crush on and was going to have sex with her. I'm pretty sure he said it loud enough for me to hear it as I think he and a few others knew I liked her. As you could tell, I was boiling angry. I wanted her to have a life and be happy (even if it wasn't with me), but I didn't want her to be just another statistic to Ricky. So, what I did was, I reached into my bag and pulled out my water bottle. You weren't allowed any type of drinks or food out in the open in the room, so I had to be sneaky so the teacher didn't catch me. I opened up the cap and wedged it into a little grate that lead from his desk to mine. I then squeezed the bottle and shot the water all over the computer tower. I then quickly shoved the bottle back into my bag and pretended as if nothing happened. Ricky was bullsh*tting with somebody diagonally behind us, so he didn't see me do it. After a while, his computer went haywire and the computer tower was virtually destroyed after it short-circuited.

 

Long story short, he was charged for breaking the tower, though he tried to blame me for it, by the dean. It was a big payment too as computer towers back in 2000 or 2001 were a lot of money. That's the moment in time in which I felt in charge of something in my life. I do feel pretty bad though now as he was just a stupid kid back then and probably his family didn't deserve that, but what's done is done.

What an amazing story, wow! No sarcasm.

[Flesh-n-Bone]

Torturing a flea that kept bothering me by removing it's wings when I was about 6 or something. I do kill them today when they are annoying but I try to be as gentle as possible and if the option of giving them the boot out of the room alive is there, I'll try to use that. As you see, I've grown to REALLY hate animal abuse and feel bad about every single of these small animals I've killed.

 

Other than that, I once threw a rock at a roof in front of me and it landed on some girl that was playing on the other side. She was bloodied and it hit her on the forehead. It was an accident, though and I never meant to do just that.

[Ferocious Banger]

Just thought of reviving this instead of creating a new topic..

[sivispacem]

Just thought of reviving this instead of creating a new topic..

So, you revived it by...contributing nothing?