MIKON8ERISBACK Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Besides careless parents, Jimmy-rigged car mufflers, aftermarket car stereo systems with 500-1000 watt woofers (I wonder if anybody is stupid enough to swap for higher rated fuses), one thing that drives me up the wall is people's body odor. When walking up the staircase to the third floor of my school one morning to go to class, I was immediately greeted with the overwhelming stench from a school jock that decided not to take a shower for at least the past few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_stu Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I've never heard of this "keep to your side" system when walking around. I tend to just walk without thinking about which side I'm on, and if I come across someone that's in my path 99% of the time we make it by each other without collisions or shoulders being thrusted in anger. You just make room for each other and act all cordial, honestly I'd never imagine barging into someone just because they're in my way. And if they were in front of me and walking in the same direction and I couldn't get by, you know this may sound weird but I just say "excuse me". Well, well, well, isn't that special. Lemme guess, are your streets paved in chocolate with gingerbread houses and candy cane utility poles and gumdrop trees? I wish, but no I'm not German. It's mainly just dog sh*t and chewing gum and cigarette butts here. I live in an armpit of a place, with a hell of a lot of assholes and we have some narrow pavements. But we don't have a 2-way unwritten rule road system for pedestrians, maybe it's an American thing I dunno. If ever I come to America I guess I'll buy some shoulder pads and practice my post barge scowl on the plane ride over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinky12 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 (edited) Idiots who block the entire sidewalk and walk really slow Idiots in the front that walks extremely slow and forces everyone behind slow as well Dumb asses who likes to block aisles in a supermarket and then when you say excuse me, they don't move, give you a dirty look or think you have 3 heads as if "excuse me" is a alien language. Parents who don't take care of their kids while in a store. They let them run all over the place and pretends the kids to belong to them. Parents who don't teach their kids discipline and when their kids get hurt, they blame it on others instead of themselves. Ass wipes who sits just stands in the middle of a stairs talking on their phone especially in the subway. Edited August 16, 2012 by Stinky12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illousion Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Screaming children is number 1 on the list. I just can't stand it. People who lack common courtesy, like saying "Thank you" when you hold the door open or something like that. Also, people who drive slower than the speedlimit on the freeway should be heavily fined. Dreaming of California, where the sun never sets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
na89340qv0n34b09q340 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I've never heard of this "keep to your side" system when walking around. I tend to just walk without thinking about which side I'm on, and if I come across someone that's in my path 99% of the time we make it by each other without collisions or shoulders being thrusted in anger. You just make room for each other and act all cordial, honestly I'd never imagine barging into someone just because they're in my way. And if they were in front of me and walking in the same direction and I couldn't get by, you know this may sound weird but I just say "excuse me". Well, well, well, isn't that special. Lemme guess, are your streets paved in chocolate with gingerbread houses and candy cane utility poles and gumdrop trees? I wish, but no I'm not German. It's mainly just dog sh*t and chewing gum and cigarette butts here. I live in an armpit of a place, with a hell of a lot of assholes and we have some narrow pavements. But we don't have a 2-way unwritten rule road system for pedestrians, maybe it's an American thing I dunno. If ever I come to America I guess I'll buy some shoulder pads and practice my post barge scowl on the plane ride over. Nope, not here in the Southern US either. Usually you could just walk around people if they block the way, and everyone gets along fine. If you're somewhere where people might be in a rush you shouldn't sway in every direction, but that's just politeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Hellraiser Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Cars have speakers on the inside for a reason. Cars have signals for a reason. In addition to the idiot teenagers that stand in the way and loiter busy places, or block aisleways (I am a teenager btw) I hate when they feel the need to walk 4-5 abreast down my street. I honestly could honk my horn at them, come within a foot of them with my car, and still have to yell to get the f*ck out of the way, until they notice. I also hate when people block driveways and fire stations. I honestly wish that I could see a firetruck need to pull out of the station while the asshole behind me who is in a hurry is blocking the driveway. Bet he would think twice next time. I hate the fart cans, steelies, ricers, bikers who feel the need to show off, etc. I encountered someone today with a modded Lancer Evo IX. He continued to try to somehow hit 50mph while in traffic. So, he sat when the light turned green, until there was ~100 feet between him and the car in front, then proceeded to floor it (creating an exhaust output equivalant to a jet engine) for about 200 feet until he caught back up, then slammed on the brakes to avoid rear ending him. Rinse. Repeat. People who cant read signs. When driving down the freeway, in traffic, the idiots who pull into a gap to speed up, just to realize they are in the wrong lane, then try to cut back in line farther up. I hate it even more when the other drivers actually let them. I hate fast food. Not the food itself, but the restaurants. I don't know how often an order goes awry for them, but for me, at least, about half of my orders, regardless of the restaurant, is wrong. The fact that most fast food joints use speakers from 1969 doesn't help. If they had clearer microphones and speakers, that would eliminate at least half of their screw-ups. The other half, however, is solely on the employees. If they could pay attention and do the work they are paid for, I wouldn't have to waste my gas or time to drive back to get what I asked for in the first place... /rant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexGTAGamer Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I really despise when people suddenly stop walking in-front of me in a crowd for no apparent reason. The amount of times I've nearly bumped into someone because they just suddenly stopped walking is ridiculous. But it's even worse for me as I get awfully nervous, uncomfortable and agitated in large crowds (some form of claustrophobia I believe), so even the slightest thing (well, someone having a go at me really) can send me over the edge. Also: - People who have loud phone conversations (I was on the bus coming back from town last week, and I kid you not the person sitting behind me talking on his mobile sounded more like he was on a walkie-talkie than a phone). - People who refuse to say "thank you" when you hold a door open for them. - People who spit and/or drop their chewing gum on the floor, especially the ones who know that you're walking behind them, but they still do it anyway. - People who let their dogs crap on the pavement in broad daylight and don't pick up the mess (this is very common in my area). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waleed123x Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 mindin my own business when a local kid yells a racist quote at me some days ago i was walking with my friend and this lil bitch calls me "white trash" i wanna break his glasses and shove it up his a** also i hate people who think their the best and when they fail they blackmail you to not spill it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miro Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Uhh, the people who are trying to get attention by speaking out loud and doing all kind of sh*tty things in public. And there are also those who swear on the a street full of people. I also can't stand women who bring their babies in all kind of places, such like the Church, and they randomly start crying and they're not really doing anything about it. I also disgust people who don't give a utter f*ck about how they look or smell when going in a shop or something. And then there are gypsies which I feel like killing. Dead (Retired) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4 Bagger Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 People who walk into you and then look at you like sh*t. I swear a could punch them in the face everytime someone does that. Also old people who walk really slow and expect you to move out of their way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adept Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Much of human stupidity and disrespect used to not just annoy me but really piss me off. While driving I hated it when someone drifted over into my lane without indicating with their turn signal that they were coming. I'd say to myself something like, "Come on in jackass" or "You dirty mothufuka". Now I try to play like Mario on NES when anger builds in me. I find that sweet spot on the stairs and jump on the turtle. 1up, 1up, 1up. The turtle is my ego, slow to reform. The stairs are my anger and Mario is my will. Just a silly allegory I made up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DestaliusDark Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 The sound i hear when people eat, with their mouth closed as well as their mouth opened. I get very annoyed at certain sounds, some people said i have Misophonia... Not sure if thats true . I also hate a lot of noises at the same time. Children crying, music, people talking loud. All in the same mix, makes me wanna jump trough a window. Kids who use the word SWAG/YOLO and think they are cool by lowering their pants so you can see their underpants. Many people at the same place, drunk people. In a nutshell,i hate most people and chaos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 How about at the fast food joints, where the order speaker is around the corner. Some fool (or is (s)he) who scoots past the queue and drives to the pickup window then takes pot-luck (somebody else's) order. • People who run up the moving escalator steps. • The person who starts a conversation with someone in a queue so as to gradually enter the line. • Drivers who finally signal their intent, while they are in the turn. • Drivers who never turn off their signal for miles. • Drivers who tailgate so close you can't see their front bumper. • Garment shoppers who drop or toss what they decide they don't want. • Shoppers who suddenly become aware (after the 100 items are tallied) that they have to pay for the items at the checkout. • Shoppers who don't have enough money at the checkout so decide not to get the frozen items (meats/ice cream). • Shoppers who help themselves to the apples/bananas, whatever they can eat or drink, before the checkout queue. • Shoppers who give their kid(s) a bunch of Grapes to eat while they shop. • People who have conversations while standing in the doorway holding the door open. (Especially during extreme heat/cold weather). • Shoppers who must hold the frozen food doors open (Glass doors) to see what’s inside the cooler. • People who stand in the streets (it is their neighbourhood, you know) and if you dare to ask them to move start pounding on the car. Thus attracting more and if it really gets going good they start rocking the car as they curse at the driver. • It's after 2300 hrs or before 0500 hrs. and a neighbours guest/friend starts honking the horn to alert them that the car is ready to leave /or pick them up. • It's 0430 hrs and the neighbour puts their sleeve dog out and it starts yapping until they let it back in an hour or more later. • People who drive on the wrong side of the road (in moderate to heavy traffic) so as to park their vehicle with the driver side to the curb. • Double parkers who will "only be a minute" to drop off/pickup laundry or get a coffee, and are still there 15 minutes later. • Parkers who take up two spaces by parking diagonally "so no one can ding their car". • Dogs, generally annoying, smelly, noisy, dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EscoLehGo Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 I normally don't agree with you weasel but that earlier pet peeve about people who bring their special needs relatives out in the public and don't monitor them carefully is dead on. It can be horrifying when they get loose and start wandering around making weird noises and faces, plus you don't know what will potentially set them off and the larger ones can be hella strong. In my high school if you got "in school suspension" or basically detention you had to eat your lunch early with the special kids, I'm not trying to be nasty but that sh*t was f*cking scary, they were out of control and their caretakers let them do all sorts of crazy sh*t with their food. A fitting punishment for high school shenanigans indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Got another one. Women who wear clothing that accentuates their body, and then act like you're a perv if you look. I'm not talking about staring, or gawking, that's being a perv. But just a glance. I hate to sound like a person defending rape, but when you dress like that, you're asking (sometimes begging) to be looked at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Agreed. I was at a physics semester-end party last year and one of the girls in the department was wearing a low cut shirt and she has massive boobs, so she was showing some pretty good cleavage. She's pretty good looking, so I took a very quick glance, but I took the glance at the wrong time, because she caught me. Apparently she was really pissed I did that. In my defence, I was drunk and if you don't want guys looking, don't show that much cleavage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hmmm nice bike Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 When I was in high school, it always annoyed me whenever someone (usually the ghetto wannabe kids) spit. They'd spit everywhere, like they were llamas. Even in the hallways, which I thought was nasty. And people chewing with their mouth open or talking with their mouth full of food. Sorry, but that's just something that grosses me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoomZoom Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 When I was in high school, it always annoyed me whenever someone (usually the ghetto wannabe kids) spit. They'd spit everywhere, like they were llamas. Even in the hallways, which I thought was nasty. And people chewing with their mouth open or talking with their mouth full of food. Sorry, but that's just something that grosses me out. Boy I too hate it when people talk with their food in their mouth I feel like slapping them in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EscoLehGo Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 When I was in high school, it always annoyed me whenever someone (usually the ghetto wannabe kids) spit. They'd spit everywhere, like they were llamas. Even in the hallways, which I thought was nasty. I had almost the exact opposite group of people doing all the gross spitting activities in my high school, they were the redneck kids or sometimes "wannabe redneck" kids (yes, I actually went to high school somewhere where faking a retarded accent and mimicking trailer park activities could potentially earn you a higher social status), they would "dip" which is when you stuff tabaccer in you bottom lip and they would spit out the excess fluid in mountain dew bottles. It was always a f*cking mountain dew bottle but you knew it had dip spit in because the liquid was blackish-brown. The worst part was that they would carry around these f*cking bottles of tabaccer spit juice and almost never get punished for it because the administrators did the same sh*t and just told them to hide it better. A kid in my Statistics II class in college "dipped" all the time and per usual had a f*cking mountain dew bottle where he would deposit his diarrhea colored spit, I hadn't seen anyone perform this activity since high school. I realized then that I have to get the f*ck out of this region. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exkabewbikadid Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 • People who run up the moving escalator steps. • Drivers who tailgate so close you can't see their front bumper. Well, I hate it when people don't continue to walk up an escalator and just stand there like lazy sacks of sh*t. The whole idea is that you'll get to the top in half the time if you continued to walk, It's the same logic that is applied to moving walk ways in airports - to save time. As for tailgaters, That's my biggest qualm with drivers around here. They have a total disregard for the posted speed limits and get all pissed off and close to you because you're not doing 55 in a 40 mph zone. That and motorcyclists that weave in and out of heavy traffic at excessive speeds. I never do that sh*t. It was about a year ago I went by a motorcycle accident in which the guy's arm was laying on the side of the road. I'm willing to bet it was most likely his own damn fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Old people (the ones older than me) who are continently chewing, and sucking their teeth, and the sucky/clicking noise they make. Yuch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunkyman Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Old people (the ones older than me) who are continently chewing, and sucking their teeth, and the sucky/clicking noise they make. Yuch! My grama does that. It's like she's chewing nonexistant gum with her mouth open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 • People who run up the moving escalator steps. • Drivers who tailgate so close you can't see their front bumper. Well, I hate it when people don't continue to walk up an escalator and just stand there like lazy sacks of sh*t. The whole idea is that you'll get to the top in half the time if you continued to walk, It's the same logic that is applied to moving walk ways in airports - to save time. As for tailgaters, That's my biggest qualm with drivers around here. They have a total disregard for the posted speed limits and get all pissed off and close to you because you're not doing 55 in a 40 mph zone. That and motorcyclists that weave in and out of heavy traffic at excessive speeds. I never do that sh*t. It was about a year ago I went by a motorcycle accident in which the guy's arm was laying on the side of the road. I'm willing to bet it was most likely his own damn fault. The only rules on an escalator should be if you want to stand, stand to the right so people who want to walk can walk on the left. Sadly for both of us, these aren't highly publicized rules or manners. People will do what they want on escalators, because these "rules" are all in our head. And yeah, f*ck people that get mad because I'm going the speed limit, or even four or five miles faster. Especially in residential neighborhoods where it's 25mph, and they're flying around corners at 35. People, kids, animals, and old men that use walkers live in my neighborhood. I'm not going to endanger someone's life because I want to get onto a main road 3 seconds faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hmmm nice bike Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 they would "dip" which is when you stuff tabaccer in you bottom lip and they would spit out the excess fluid in mountain dew bottles. It was always a f*cking mountain dew bottle but you knew it had dip spit in because the liquid was blackish-brown. The worst part was that they would carry around these f*cking bottles of tabaccer spit juice and almost never get punished for it because the administrators did the same sh*t and just told them to hide it better. Good lord, is THAT what that is? Tobacco? This kid in my junior year British literature class did exactly just that, except into an Aquafina bottle. As far as I know, this was the only kid in my school who did it, and I thought it was nothing short of disgusting whenever he'd spit and leave the sh*t-brown saliva in the bottle. Of course, this was a white thug-wannabe kid, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 (edited) • People who run up the moving escalator steps. Well, I hate it when people don't continue to walk up an escalator and just stand there like lazy sacks of sh*t. The whole idea is that you'll get to the top in half the time if you continued to walk, It's the same logic that is applied to moving walk ways in airports - to save time. The only rules on an escalator should be if you want to stand, stand to the right. Goes to show how things change over the years. Walking on a moving escaltor was a no-no, when we first started using them. Why? Because when the machine stops suddenly (either some fun loving teen hits the emergency stop button or a breakdown) the walking/running person goes face first into the other passengers or the metal steps. Does bring a wicked smile to the lips when one of these 'rushers' goes for a slide face first down the the steps. Edited August 17, 2012 by lil weasel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exkabewbikadid Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 • People who run up the moving escalator steps. Well, I hate it when people don't continue to walk up an escalator and just stand there like lazy sacks of sh*t. The whole idea is that you'll get to the top in half the time if you continued to walk, It's the same logic that is applied to moving walk ways in airports - to save time. The only rules on an escalator should be if you want to stand, stand to the right. Goes to show how things change over the years. Walking on a moving escaltor was a no-no, when we first started using them. Why? Because when the machine stops suddenly (either some fun loving teen hits the emergency stop button or a breakdown) the walking/running person goes face first into the other passengers or the metal steps. Does bring a wicked smile to the lips when one of these 'rushers' goes for a slide face first down the the steps. That's why 1. Don't run, but walk on an escalator.2. Use the moving belt railings for support. 3. Be prepared to slow down at the top to allow oneself to readjust to a non-moving surface. 4. Stand on the right and keep the left open for those who don't want to waste time standing around, thank you very much, Wikipedia.Escalator etiquette. Simple stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeperRed Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 The thing that annoys me the most at the moment ? Steroid pumping losers that wear the most ridiculous clothing. There's nothing wrong with wanting to look in good, even if its just to get girls. However wearing a vest that has about the material as a tea towel just looks f*cking stupid. Especially when were in England, in the winter where its about 7 degrees Celsius. The f*ck is this ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatGig Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 There's a dude who comes into my workplace who wears pretty much exactly the same thing, every day, without fail. He's an alright bloke but my god he looks like a knobhead. His brother is far worse. He's probably in his late 30's and dresses like a hipster Justin Bieber. It makes me feel sick. I generally don't give a sh*t about what people wear but there's a lot of people wearing these trousers in which the crotch seems to have been stretched to make them hang lower. Honestly, how the f*ck is this a thing?! Did someone see a pensioner who'd shat themselves and think, "You know what Patricia? That's a good look you've got going on there!". It looks absolutely moronic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitposter Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 people who stand in the middle of the pavement and talk holding everyone up people that let their dogs sh*t and don't even care just let it sit there for someone to step in people who don't even bother to try to calm down their kids (age 3-8) just screaming while the parents just sit there on their phones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoomZoom Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Old people (the ones older than me) who are continently chewing, and sucking their teeth, and the sucky/clicking noise they make. Yuch! My grama does that. It's like she's chewing nonexistant gum with her mouth open. Looms like it si common to old people becaus emy grandma and grandpa did it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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