Algonquin Assassin Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 (edited) I was going to make this thread the other day, but never got around to it. So you what things annoy you out in public? It can be people or anything else. Anyway one thing that really, really annoys me are those people on the train, bus etc who swear and yell at the top of their lungs without any consideration for others. There was a girl doing that the other day and she had the most annoying voice. She almost got my pimp hand slap across the face Edited August 16, 2012 by Miamivicecity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain VXR Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 People walking in front of you who suddenly stop in the middle of the pavement? The f*ck's up with that? And what the hell is their standard of driving like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I hate when people think it's acceptable to assault somebody because they annoy them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cactus. Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Attention whores whose vehicle engines are obnoxiously loud for no real reason other than being loud. And when people litter. Sadly, I've seen people just throw trash out there car window, or in some cases actually open the door, while sitting at a stop light. f*ck everything about them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryda King Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 People who bring their screaming crying kids in a quiet place like a diner or movie theater. Find a goddamn babysitter or something. Why do you have to bring your screaming child and ruin it for everyone? If you can't find a babysitter, don't f*cking come. Come another day when you find one. Example: And the f*cking worst is when they don't even try to shut them up and just let them scream and cry and throw shlt everywhere. I heard that's actually illegal is some state now I think. Well, not sure if it's illegal per say but I have heard they've been kicked out of diners and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain VXR Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 On every damn flight I've been on this year (Heathrow-Washington Dulles, Bristol-Poznan, Bristol-Reus, all return) there's been several screaming babies/kids. Can't parents learn to shut them up or not take them on a plane? Maybe every passenger with an under 8 year old should have to sign a contract obliging them to pay for everyone's tickets if screaming occurs, that'd sort them out a bit quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exkabewbikadid Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 One thing that always annoyed me out in public is how assholes can't seem to figure out which side of a sidewalk they're supposed to walk on and they walk right into me, so I shoulder check the sh*t out of them. I shoulder plowed this one f*cker and he stumbled and scoffed at me like a deer, to which I replied, "That's what you get when you can't keep right on the sidewalk like you would in your car on the street, you dumb idiot f*ck," to which he scoffed again and scampered off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrrhic Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 One thing that always annoyed me out in public is how assholes can't seem to figure out which side of a sidewalk they're supposed to walk on and they walk right into me, so I shoulder check the sh*t out of them. I shoulder plowed this one f*cker and he stumbled and scoffed at me like a deer, to which I replied, "That's what you get when you can't keep right on the sidewalk like you would in your car on the street, you dumb idiot f*ck," to which he scoffed again and scampered off. This. I always believe that walking on the sidewalk should exactly be like you drive - walk on the right. When I was in England, I moved to the left side, because it just seemed appropriate. If no one gives me my space, I will gladly shoulder check someone and give them a dirty look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_stu Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I've never heard of this "keep to your side" system when walking around. I tend to just walk without thinking about which side I'm on, and if I come across someone that's in my path 99% of the time we make it by each other without collisions or shoulders being thrusted in anger. You just make room for each other and act all cordial, honestly I'd never imagine barging into someone just because they're in my way. And if they were in front of me and walking in the same direction and I couldn't get by, you know this may sound weird but I just say "excuse me". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunkyman Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 There are few things worse than people that impede traffic on sidewalks/hallways. I remember in high school people had this infuriating tendency to form big circles in the middle of the (very crowded) hall and chat. It was borderline impossible to get around these inconsiderate a**holes, so I usually just plowed straight through them. This got me called a douche bag on numerous occasions, but I don't care because they were grinding everyone to a halt with their asinine chatting circle. Another similar annoyance is when a group of friends form a line spanning the width of a hallway, sidewalk, etc. and walk 1 mph. I hate walking slow, so I either have to walk at the same excruciatingly slow speed they do, or try and squeeze past them. God I hate others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EscoLehGo Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 People who bring their political philosophies up in entirely random situations as to invite some type of confrontation or impromptu debate. I used to get that a lot when I worked in retail, I remember when I was in high school and worked as a bagger at a popular grocery franchise I told a woman "Happy Holidays" as a send off after I bagged her sh*t and she said to me "Look here son, you tell me Merry Christmas, this is America and that's what we say here! This nation was founded by Christians!" and she gave me a proud look as though she had bestowed some great wisdom upon me. I live in a fly over state though so these things are to be expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 People who are incapable of driving. I don't mind speeders, but for f*cks sake, if you think that I'm driving too slow then just go around me. Also, use your mirrors and blinkers before merging lanes, and check your blind spots. I've been cut off numerous times and it pisses me off because people can't use their mirrors or take a quick look back before merging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 One thing that always annoyed me out in public is how assholes can't seem to figure out which side of a sidewalk they're supposed to walk on and they walk right into me, so I shoulder check the sh*t out of them. I shoulder plowed this one f*cker and he stumbled and scoffed at me like a deer, to which I replied, "That's what you get when you can't keep right on the sidewalk like you would in your car on the street, you dumb idiot f*ck," to which he scoffed again and scampered off. This annoys me so bad, in shopping centres too, people need to walk on the left/right depending on country, my parents always taught me that, i have had things knocked down by groups of people who don't give a f*ck about where they are walking too concerned with their own conversations not realizing that they just ruined the coke i bought from maccas, or made me drop my fries or something. -Also people who block the escalator and don't get the hint that i want to pass, then when i ask they make out like it's a big deal. - Groups of kids that stand in the middle of busy areas like the OP said. - Talking/throwing food in the movies. Moonshield despite what you said, if when asked, someone doesn't stop (in this case talking/throwing food ruining your movie) when you ask them too, or even when threatened and it is directly affecting you, what else are you meant to do? Especially with teenagers, they act all tough until you stand up and go do something about it like grabbing them or hitting their food out of their hand, and i don't really want to leave the theatre and miss out 5 minutes of the Movie trying to get an usher to come in and rouse the guys which would probably do nothing. - Seeing people littering. - People revving Harleys outside shopping centres. - Seeing kids excessively swearing just to look tough. That about sums it up, babies don't really bother me like some have mentioned (Okay the plane i can understand, that can ruin a flight), it often can't be helped and i have nieces and when they go off it's pretty hard to stop, and i assure you, you feel really bad when you have a child with you and they start chucking tanties and desperately you try to quiet them so as not to annoy but it's not happening, the kid is not having any of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Cars with windows closed (mine too) and you can still hear the 'singer' screaming and drums booming. Motorcyclists who remove the baffles from their mufflers. Cops who don't know the basics of manual traffic control. • A cop at night using his torch to stop traffic by waving it up and down (instead of side to side) and screaming at the cars when then buzz by him as he franticly increases the speed he's waving the light. • Another cop at an accident scene (the collision is blocking half the road on the other side of the city line.) The other city cops are doing a standard one lane traffic alternation. This Jerk (on his side of the line) desides to 'help' by turning 'his' traffic into a private property car park. A semi rig driver complies and drives around the building and come out to reenter the the traffic lane in his original direction, but in so doing block the whole road. Now no traffic can move. • At an accident scene. One cop is 'directing' traffic, another is photographing the scene. The traffic cop is waving cars to keep move, as the photo cop is backing his way into the moving traffic. Both oblivious to what the other is doing. A driver toots his horn to warn the photo cop and stops. The traffic cop yells at the driver to keep moving, and photo cop screams at the same driver for trying to hit him. • People who hold open a 'PUSH' door by standing in the way. • People who let a 'PULL' door close in your face. • Drivers who think because they are driving faster they have the right-of-way. You signal to change lane for an exit, and they palm their horn for you to get out of their way. • In a store/supermarket, they stand in the centre of the aisle while reading their shopping list or a label. • Stores that have aisles too narrow for two people to pass. • Teens using the electric shopping vehicles to race around the store. ('Well, the sign on it does say for shopping convience, not just for cripples who shouldn't be there anyway!') • People who have retards and drag them around like pets to show off how 'god is punishing them' and how they are coping. • Boss' who only seem to be looking when a worker stops for a breath. • Stocking clerks who leave piles of boxes or a skid in front of the shelf your item is on. • A driver who slips into the parking place you are backing toward, (s)he smiles and gives you the bird. • Drivers who go through the cross traffic Red light and by the time they clear the intersection your light is Red again. • The driver in front of you who stops before the sensor, just enough, so the traffic light never changes. • Dog's running free, especially those who seem friendly until they get in front of a person and then start snarling. Their owners smile and say, 'He doesn't bite.' • Bicyclists moving against the traffic flow. • Bicycles that don't have the required light or reflectors at night. • Bicyclists who ride on the pedestrian walkways. • People who when asked a question talk on, and on, without addressing the question. • Government workers with 'foreign' accents. Why are there so many, especially in the DMV? • Parents walking at thier normal pace, while dragging the kid whose trying to run to keep up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I hate: -When people walking alome see you walking with someone yet refuse to move overto so you can get past without going single file -I hate when people refuse to say "Excuse Me" -When you hold the door open for people and they dont even touch the door as if its your job to open and close doors for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legacy-666_ Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 People who spit on the side walk. Nothing worse than having to watch your step because some scummy prick has spit all over the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dj_Gh0zt Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Juggalos. Other than that, nothing really. I'm a pretty tolerant person, unlike most of you assholes guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 • People who have retards and drag them around like pets to show off how 'god is punishing them' and how they are coping. Y'know, I've read a lot of weird things you've written over the last few months, but this is by far the most f*cked up thing I've seen you write... ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OysterBarron Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 People who listen to music on there phone through loudspeaker while there walking down the street. The word nob just seems to enter my head whenever i see and hear that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I hate people who make private phone calls in public at a level where a fairly large room can hear. Especially douchey teenagers who couldn't construct an intelligent thought to save their life or they curse in front of women and children. And then you maybe glace at them, or give them a look that clearly says, "You're making everyone around you uncomfortable." And they act like you're eaves dropping on them. YOU'RE PRACTICALLY YELLING IN A LIBRARY ABOUT HOW YOU REALLY WANT TO f*ck SOME SKANK THAT YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO SHOT AT! EAT A DICK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Funny12 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I don't like: -Slow Drivers -Bicycles who ride in the middle of the street -Wannabee Italians who will do whatever it takes to try and show you their nationality -People on roids, or people who just leanred some fighting moves who go out looking for a fight with someone -People who talk on the phone loudly when it isn't neccesary -People who text or facebook while they're in a conversation with you or somebody else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UNRATED69 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I can't stand excessive displays of affection (for lack of a better word). Holding hands and hugging is fine, and maybe even a small kiss, but what I don't want to see is someone shoving their tongue down someone else's throat. It's even worse when you're with the people who are doing it, and can't just leave when they start getting handsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gtaman_92 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I hate when people walk like f*cking turtles in front of me, especially people who arent out of shape or old and crippled. I also hate when people look at me rudely and try to fake in front of other people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 • People who have retards and drag them around like pets to show off how 'god is punishing them' and how they are coping. Y'know, I've read a lot of weird things you've written over the last few months, but this is by far the most f*cked up thing I've seen you write... ever. I can dislike people who loosly use hurtful words and then take umbrage if some else uses it properly: As for me, I don't really care about someone's join date; hell, you could have someone who joined in 2001 be a complete retard whereas someone who joined yesterday could be a good new member. Too bad Andy’s Canadian. retard. By that logic, I could say you're a retard because you can't write a grammatically correct sentence in English Don't post in my topic unless you're going to contribute something that's actually relevant to the discussion at hand, you f*cking retard I'm a physics major, retard. There's a difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dj_Gh0zt Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 • People who have retards and drag them around like pets to show off how 'god is punishing them' and how they are coping. Y'know, I've read a lot of weird things you've written over the last few months, but this is by far the most f*cked up thing I've seen you write... ever. I can dislike people who loosly use hurtful words and then take umbrage if some else uses it properly: As for me, I don't really care about someone's join date; hell, you could have someone who joined in 2001 be a complete retard whereas someone who joined yesterday could be a good new member. Too bad Andy’s Canadian. retard. By that logic, I could say you're a retard because you can't write a grammatically correct sentence in English Don't post in my topic unless you're going to contribute something that's actually relevant to the discussion at hand, you f*cking retard I'm a physics major, retard. There's a difference. Its from 2008...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcis_speed6 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 People walking in front of you who suddenly stop in the middle of the pavement? The f*ck's up with that? That or when they keep looking back at you, I even ended up telling a guy to stop looking because he is f*cking up my assassination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgcarva1 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 When people use excessive amounts of perfume so that everyone smells it. I particularly hate that, especially when sitting in a restaurant trying to eat my f*cking veal and some old woman sits in the table next to mine with the strong scent of perfume. I chane tables or ask for the bill. Again, I like to enjoy eating at a restaurant quietly and hate it when people talk in a loud tone or have their kids bitching and moaning. I'm thinking about a mob movie where they're at a restaurant and this guy and chick are having dinner and talking too loud which leads to the mobster asking them to be quieter and later on kicks the guys ass... Anyone know what movie I'm talking about? I didn't know about the sidewalk etiquette rule by. I'll keep that in mid. I also hate people who walk in huge groups and take up the sidewalk instead of splitting and leaving save for others to walk by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exkabewbikadid Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I've never heard of this "keep to your side" system when walking around. I tend to just walk without thinking about which side I'm on, and if I come across someone that's in my path 99% of the time we make it by each other without collisions or shoulders being thrusted in anger. You just make room for each other and act all cordial, honestly I'd never imagine barging into someone just because they're in my way. And if they were in front of me and walking in the same direction and I couldn't get by, you know this may sound weird but I just say "excuse me". Well, well, well, isn't that special. Lemme guess, are your streets paved in chocolate with gingerbread houses and candy cane utility poles and gumdrop trees? Because here in my sh*tty little Midwestern town, it's like a prerequisite to have the disposition of a total asshole. Hyperboles aside, there have been countless times I've had some asshole walk right into me and give me a dirty look because I didn't get out of his or her way when I was the one keeping to the right side of the sidewalk. They saw me keeping right long before impact, yet made no effort to apply simple logic and use orderly conduct by keeping to their side. It's like if I swerved into oncoming traffic, then got pissed off when someone didn't swerve out of my way and hit me head on. Of course this isn't always the case. It only really happens in busy places like university campuses, downtown, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gtaghost22 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Attention Whores. Stupid motherf*ckers with loud car engines that like to show off for example, f*cking annoying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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