Jack Thompson should be referenced in the game

[Chunkyluva53]

Jack Thompson, the disbarred lawyer and anti-video game serial pest who constantly targeted the GTA series and Rockstar games with pathetic vitriol should have a parody in the game. Remember in GTA IV there was a mission where you get to go kill a lawyer who says "guns don't kill people, violent video games do".

 

In this game there should be a reference to his disbarrment and even a mission where you can drop him out a helicopter or tie him to your car and drag him around. For all the sh*t this guy has pulled, I want to be able to do this to him and see the light fade from his eyes.

 

Name him John Thomas or something.

 

I would love to be able to kill a f*cking piece of sh*t conservative video game hating lawyer like that in the game.

Edited August 14, 2012 by Chunkyluva53

[Sifu Chyaku]

This thread is going to be locked... Anyways, you should post this in the GTA V Wishlist thread.

[Chunkyluva53]

Well I hope it isn't locked but I can see Jack Thompson coming out on fox when V is released and starting his sh*t and maybe even getting a lawyer on his behalf to file suits against TT again.

 

It's only fair he gets trolled and killed in the game.

[theworldfamous]

meh.. Jack Thompson is a long time ago and he lost the fight miserably. Parodying him now is like dancing on someone's grave, not very stylish and most people have forgotten about him. And that's a good thing. If people start paying him attention again he's gonna feel validated and start all over again.

[Raynos]

meh.. Jack Thompson is a long time ago and he lost the fight miserably. Parodying him now is like dancing on someone's grave, not very stylish and most people have forgotten about him. And that's a good thing. If people start paying him attention again he's gonna feel validated and start all over again.

Hmm.. still fun to dance on someones grave though, especially if you killed them and they were a real pain.

[Chunkyluva53]

meh.. Jack Thompson is a long time ago and he lost the fight miserably. Parodying him now is like dancing on someone's grave, not very stylish and most people have forgotten about him. And that's a good thing. If people start paying him attention again he's gonna feel validated and start all over again.

In JT's case dancing on the grave would be fun, because you just know he is going to pop up when V releases spewing the same sh*t.

 

There's an idea, if there isn't a mission there could be an easter egg like going to one of the cemeterys and a gravestone has "Jack Thompson/career. RIP" on it.

[Wayne Daniels]

For a split second I thought I read Jack Marston =/

[theworldfamous]

I just think the joke would be dead too .. that Jack Thompson thing is over and done with, and nothing really happened, just a guy making noise.

If they really want to dance on his grave they just make the ultimate GTA game with all the violence and misogyny it needs and pay the moral outrage no mind.

[Freezer89]

As you mentioned he already got his "role" in GTA IV.. absolutely no need for him being parodied or whatever in V again. He is not worth the attention.. also he is not in bussiness anymore since the removal of his license.

 

Oh, and I think R* already gave him a "credit" as they announced GTA V on 25th October. Exactly three years since Jack Thompson got suspended.