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Newswire update today?

krspkbl

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GTA V newswire update today?  

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  1. 1. GTA V newswire update today?

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Raynos

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The only person that can make CrackRockstar release info is... CHUCK NORRIS.

lol Chuck Norris doesn't play GTA, GTA Plays Chuck Norris!

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Smith John

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No, definitely not.

 

The last thing those R* f*ckers are going to do is release info on a date/at an event where there has been even the slightest hint or rumour of any release of info.

bash the fash m8s 

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Mamunda

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No, definitely not.

 

The last thing those R* f*ckers are going to do is release info on a date/at an event when there has been even the slightest hint or rumour of any release of info.

Yeah, it would be too predictable if they released something now.

 

They want to "surprise us"

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Kifflom112

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Hello

 

I think maybe that Rockstar will update the newswire today with some GTA V infos. As some of you may be aware, Sleeping Dogs is released today in NA. Also, Gamescom starts tomorrow. Do you think that Rockstar might update the newswire with some V news to take the attention away from Sleeping Dogs/Game Informer?

 

Have they done anything like this before? I think it's possible! Do you think they will?

What are you smokin'? That could only happen in your dreams.

 

I heavily doubt anything decent this month other than "full development" and "few months" excuses. Yeah rockstar's definition of soon IS a while. dozingoff.gif

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Kifflom112

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The only person that can make CrackRockstar release info is... CHUCK NORRIS.

lol Chuck Norris doesn't play GTA, GTA Plays Chuck Norris!

Your humor is complete sh*t... turn.gif

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GTAFANNFL01

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I voted no. Just because we haven't heard anything and we are not gonna hear anything for some time. I love R* but I hate their marketing, either market the f*cking game or tell us its been delayed to 2013 or something but this silence is just stupid.

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Bohan Bomber

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Oh so you prefer R*s humor instead? Cause ill bet they have laughed their Cocks of at us for the better part of a year now.

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Raynos

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The only person that can make CrackRockstar release info is... CHUCK NORRIS.

lol Chuck Norris doesn't play GTA, GTA Plays Chuck Norris!

Your humor is complete sh*t... turn.gif

lol thanks dude, I didn't think it was THAT funny.. but hey, glad you enjoyed it! icon14.gif

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Andreas

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GTA V will be probably the best game with a cock so we never know. This guy who has asked with this best game with a cock means probably GTA TLaD because this political guy with the name Stubbs who is naked in a scene.

 

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ThisIsHorosho

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Oh so you prefer R*s humor instead? Cause ill bet they have laughed their Cocks of at us for the better part of a year now.

...no...we like jokes, that are fresh and not some overused copy and paste used 10000th times!...everyone can make Chuck Norris jokes its not so hard here's why you say "You Don't...Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris...you"? see how it works? you just change TWO single words each time and thats it...now if you think you're too original and funny each time you do that...think again...

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Ferocious Banger

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Change the title of the topic to " Chuck Norris jokes are sh#t or not?[\I]"

 

The current tpoll options would fit in wonderfully well for that tounge.gif

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Smith John

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Oh so you prefer R*s humor instead? Cause ill bet they have laughed their Cocks of at us for the better part of a year now.

...no...we like jokes, that are fresh and not some overused copy and paste used 10000th times!...everyone can make Chuck Norris jokes its not so hard here's why you say "You Don't...Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris...you"? see how it works? you just change TWO single words each time and thats it...now if you think you're too original and funny each time you do that...think again...

Chuck Norris doesn't think Chuck Norris jokes are sh*t. Chuck Norris thinks Chuck Norris jokes are sh*t.

bash the fash m8s 

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Ferocious Banger

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Meanwhile, at R* HQ...

 

Max Payne 3 PC multiplayer event is coming this Friday

Newswire updated?

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Mamunda

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Meanwhile, at R* HQ...

 

Max Payne 3 PC multiplayer event is coming this Friday

Newswire updated?

No, i just noticed it in the comments

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Raynos

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Oh so you prefer R*s humor instead? Cause ill bet they have laughed their Cocks of at us for the better part of a year now.

...no...we like jokes, that are fresh and not some overused copy and paste used 10000th times!...everyone can make Chuck Norris jokes its not so hard here's why you say "You Don't...Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris...you"? see how it works? you just change TWO single words each time and thats it...now if you think you're too original and funny each time you do that...think again...

*sigh* You're completely missing the point mate. Chuck norris jokes are amusing because they're so cliche, repetitive and lame.

Hearing or reading a chuck norris joke is like, LOL, that's f*cking stupid!

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ThisIsHorosho

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Oh so you prefer R*s humor instead? Cause ill bet they have laughed their Cocks of at us for the better part of a year now.

...no...we like jokes, that are fresh and not some overused copy and paste used 10000th times!...everyone can make Chuck Norris jokes its not so hard here's why you say "You Don't...Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris...you"? see how it works? you just change TWO single words each time and thats it...now if you think you're too original and funny each time you do that...think again...

*sigh* You're completely missing the point mate. Chuck norris jokes are amusing because they're so cliche, repetitive and lame.

Hearing or reading a chuck norris joke is like, LOL, that's f*cking stupid!

so its funny, because thats stupid?? thats what you're trying to say i don't get it...?! whatsthat.gif

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Ferocious Banger

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Oh so you prefer R*s humor instead? Cause ill bet they have laughed their Cocks of at us for the better part of a year now.

...no...we like jokes, that are fresh and not some overused copy and paste used 10000th times!...everyone can make Chuck Norris jokes its not so hard here's why you say "You Don't...Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris...you"? see how it works? you just change TWO single words each time and thats it...now if you think you're too original and funny each time you do that...think again...

*sigh* You're completely missing the point mate. Chuck norris jokes are amusing because they're so cliche, repetitive and lame.

Hearing or reading a chuck norris joke is like, LOL, that's f*cking stupid!

so its funny, because thats stupid?? thats what you're trying to say i don't get it...?! whatsthat.gif

It's stupid to a point that it's funny

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Johan

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I was gonna put maybe, but then I remember they've been doing this for so long.. so no

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ThisIsHorosho

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Oh so you prefer R*s humor instead? Cause ill bet they have laughed their Cocks of at us for the better part of a year now.

...no...we like jokes, that are fresh and not some overused copy and paste used 10000th times!...everyone can make Chuck Norris jokes its not so hard here's why you say "You Don't...Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris...you"? see how it works? you just change TWO single words each time and thats it...now if you think you're too original and funny each time you do that...think again...

*sigh* You're completely missing the point mate. Chuck norris jokes are amusing because they're so cliche, repetitive and lame.

Hearing or reading a chuck norris joke is like, LOL, that's f*cking stupid!

so its funny, because thats stupid?? thats what you're trying to say i don't get it...?! whatsthat.gif

It's stupid to a point that it's funny

sorry but i don't see how its funny...call me hypocrite if you want!...if something's stupid than its just well...stupid...if its funny, than its funny...simple as that...

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Ferocious Banger

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Oh so you prefer R*s humor instead? Cause ill bet they have laughed their Cocks of at us for the better part of a year now.

...no...we like jokes, that are fresh and not some overused copy and paste used 10000th times!...everyone can make Chuck Norris jokes its not so hard here's why you say "You Don't...Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris...you"? see how it works? you just change TWO single words each time and thats it...now if you think you're too original and funny each time you do that...think again...

*sigh* You're completely missing the point mate. Chuck norris jokes are amusing because they're so cliche, repetitive and lame.

Hearing or reading a chuck norris joke is like, LOL, that's f*cking stupid!

so its funny, because thats stupid?? thats what you're trying to say i don't get it...?! whatsthat.gif

It's stupid to a point that it's funny

sorry but i don't see how its funny...call me hypocrite if you want!...if something's stupid than its just well...stupid...if its funny, than its funny...simple as that...

You do not find it funny.I do.

 

As simple as that.

 

Lets now get back to Grand theft auto.Shall we?

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