Life As the Opposite Sex

[Triple Penetration]

I'd use dildos and get larger ones over time to stretch my vagina into an abnormal black hole. Then I'd see what things would fit in there.

 

Apart from that, I'd enjoy the mood swings as it would give me excuses to f*ck up other's days.

 

A note to you guys, just take into account that you could be a woman with A size tits. Not so much fun anymore, right?

[Robinski]

 

I think we have some closet Homosexuals here, or out ones because a straight male mind (especially mine) could not be attracted to another male, so I definatly wouldn't be "whoring around", (i'd be lesbian) sure play with all the new gear, test the social advantages/disadvantages and have fun trolling any guy trying to hit on me because i'd become a man through personality on his ass.

Does it really matter? Remember that in this hypothetical situation you're already someone from a minority: you're a trans-person, and then you're saying you'd be gay on top of that to make life even harder for yourself. Someone sounds very insecure.

 

As for me, well, a lot of my taste in films suddenly becomes a lot more socially normal.

[Rebel]

I think it would be pretty fun to turn into a guy for a day or something. Would give me some great insight on the automatic turning off of the brain the second a woman starts that impossible catch 22 of ''Do I look big in this''

 

Plus the whole not having to deal with a period would be pretty sweet. I'd probably try my best at getting crazy on a night out and see how much more alcohol I could take before becoming wasted.

 

Would be very interesting to be a guy.

[860]

I think we have some closet Homosexuals here, or out ones because a straight male mind (especially mine) could not be attracted to another male, so I definatly wouldn't be "whoring around", (i'd be lesbian) sure play with all the new gear, test the social advantages/disadvantages and have fun trolling any guy trying to hit on me because i'd become a man through personality on his ass.

Fatty Matty is right. What the hell guys? First you'd jiggle some tits like everyone else, yeah I'm with you so far, but would your next thought really be the realization that you now have the perfect excuse to suck cock?

 

Really now? Really?

[Shiva.]

No, I won't get a guy to have sex with me. I just can't imagine that instead, I'd go for some lesbian

[na89340qv0n34b09q340]

I'd probably get really worried about whether it was permanent, then I'd try to go find someone that could help me.

[DEALUX]

What if say, a girl you knew (girlfriend or some friend you get along with very well) swapped bodies with you, would you be tempted to f*ck yourself? A slightly less gay version of something else I thought of once.

[Baseball]

What was that film with Rob Schneider called where the guy switches to a girl body but keeps a male mind and the girl switches to a male body but keeps a female mind?

If I recall correctly, the guy (now girl) becomes a stripper.

[Chunk]

Oh no, if you guys are gonna be females, be females. Experience it all. I'd bet half of you'd die if you experienced your first period.

 

So with that, I'm gonna give you a little insight on what it feels like.

 

First off, you get excruciating cramps all over your body, which are followed by enforced back cramps, which make it more than uncomfortable to sleep with.

 

After that, there's blood gushing out of your vagina in excessive quantities. Now, everyone's different here, but holy mother of god it's like Niagara Falls of blood pouring out of your vagina at incredible rates. Dealing with paranoia is pretty much basic, too. You basically have to check your pants every two seconds, in order to make sure it isn't all covered in period blood.

 

Now, the best part. To avoid this from actually happen, you have to put on a weird diaper thingy that's uncomfortable as f*ck or shove something up your vagina and just leave it there for a while. Then repeat.

 

And finally, the emotional part. You're angry and you want to stab a teddy bear. You want to eat everything at sight and you want to kill anyone that questions your motives.

 

Also, it lasts like a week.

 

Have fun guys!

wtf

[Shiva.]

Oh no, if you guys are gonna be females, be females. Experience it all. I'd bet half of you'd die if you experienced your first period.

 

So with that, I'm gonna give you a little insight on what it feels like.

 

First off, you get excruciating cramps all over your body, which are followed by enforced back cramps, which make it more than uncomfortable to sleep with.

 

After that, there's blood gushing out of your vagina in excessive quantities. Now, everyone's different here, but holy mother of god it's like Niagara Falls of blood pouring out of your vagina at incredible rates. Dealing with paranoia is pretty much basic, too. You basically have to check your pants every two seconds, in order to make sure it isn't all covered in period blood.

 

Now, the best part. To avoid this from actually happen, you have to put on a weird diaper thingy that's uncomfortable as f*ck or shove something up your vagina and just leave it there for a while. Then repeat.

 

And finally, the emotional part. You're angry and you want to stab a teddy bear. You want to eat everything at sight and you want to kill anyone that questions your motives.

 

Also, it lasts like a week. 

 

Have fun guys!

wtf

Yeah, that's the truth. My sister use to cry often in pain at the time of paranoia.

[Andyzoot]

Well I guess I would masturbate with my penis so I can see what that's like. Then I would go inside the men's toilets and laugh at those weird urinals on the wall lol.

 

Oh and I can try growing a beard

[DEALUX]

I see what you did there. on your profile

[Smith John]

Ram a dildo up my fud. See what that feels like.

[GTA_stu]

 

What if say, a girl you knew (girlfriend or some friend you get along with very well) swapped bodies with you, would you be tempted to f*ck yourself?

Maybe a little, but based on past experiences afterwards I'd probably just end up in the fetal position in the corner of the room crying my eyes out.

 

I too would partake in a bit of fondling, and probably just do what every girl does: lingerie pillow fights, giving and receiving sensual oil massages, trying on each others underwear, helping other girls perfect their kissing techniques, and thoroughly checking other girls for the signs breast cancer. Then of course you've built up a sweat with the other girls so you all have a shower and wash each other then it's naked sleepover time.

 

You know, just the usual every day stuff.

[Original Light]

I would masturbate over my own boobs, and finger myself to see what it's like.

 

But really, I'm happy being a guy. And I wouldn't want to be a woman. After all, they get the hard part when having a baby.

Edited August 14, 2012 by Original Light

[GTA_stu]

 

I would masturbate over my own boobs

 

FYI women don't have stretch-armstrong vaginas. You might have a chance of doing it if you transformed into some 50 year old with a heavy prolapse, but I just don't think it's possible.

[EscoLehGo]

Ram a dildo up my fud. See what that feels like.

HA! "Fud" I've never heard that.

 

I wouldn't take a dick if I was a girl but I might stick something artificial up there to see what's up with all those nerve endings. I think if you're willing to get with a dude even in a female's body you might have some gay tendencies.

[Greenline]

I would masturbate over my own boobs

 

FYI women don't have stretch-armstrong vaginas. You might have a chance of doing it if you transformed into some 50 year old with a heavy prolapse, but I just don't think it's possible.

I think he meant that he would masturbate while looking at his tits.

 

I'd pretty much do the whole tit/vag playing thing.

[waleed123x]

i would seduce guys and trick them into sex to get free stuff

 

then text im pregnant 2 weeks later

 

 

jus kiddin

 

i would explore my female body for hours and go shopping

for zucchinis and cucumbers

[Original Light]

I would masturbate over my own boobs

 

FYI women don't have stretch-armstrong vaginas. You might have a chance of doing it if you transformed into some 50 year old with a heavy prolapse, but I just don't think it's possible.

I think he meant that he would masturbate while looking at his tits.

 

I'd pretty much do the whole tit/vag playing thing.

Greenline is correct. I would look in a mirror while fingering myself. Weird as that sounds...

[Smith John]

This is what I don't understand about gay people. I mean do they get turned on by the sight of their own cock in the mirror and start jacking it?

 

I can't believe I'm asking this

[EscoLehGo]

This is what I don't understand about gay people. I mean do they get turned on by the sight of their own cock in the mirror and start jacking it?

 

I can't believe I'm asking this

I bet gay dudes might partake in a solo exercise like that but I doubt lesbians do, I only say that because even though they're gay they're still dudes and we all know how weird dudes are sexually

[Greenline]

 

This is what I don't understand about gay people. I mean do they get turned on by the sight of their own cock in the mirror and start jacking it?

 

I can't believe I'm asking this

There is a difference between being a man in a woman's body and being a gay guy who's had the 'same' dick his whole life.

Sorry, misread your post.

[Crokey]

This is what I don't understand about gay people. I mean do they get turned on by the sight of their own cock in the mirror and start jacking it?

 

I can't believe I'm asking this

Everybody is different, some gay men will, some gay men won't, some straight men will, some straight men won't. It just like everybody has a different preference when it comes to pr0n, some like it straight, others homosexual, some like specific races, methods, locations, not at all, all sorts of stuff really.

 

But me, I'd do the obvious first, both gay and straight, hell if you're changing sex then you might as well try it. But if you're talking long term then you'd just get used to it, it would be a strange thing at first but I'm sure that you would cope.

 

But if someone offered me the chance to be the opposite sex for a month or have a superpower for a day, I'd be the opposite sex.

[Smith John]

This is what I don't understand about gay people. I mean do they get turned on by the sight of their own cock in the mirror and start jacking it?

 

I can't believe I'm asking this

Everybody is different, some gay men will, some gay men won't, some straight men will, some straight men won't. It just like everybody has a different preference when it comes to pr0n, some like it straight, others homosexual, some like specific races, methods, locations, not at all, all sorts of stuff really.

 

But me, I'd do the obvious first, both gay and straight, hell if you're changing sex then you might as well try it. But if you're talking long term then you'd just get used to it, it would be a strange thing at first but I'm sure that you would cope.

 

But if someone offered me the chance to be the opposite sex for a month or have a superpower for a day, I'd be the opposite sex.

Wait.....I'm not sure I'm understanding this

 

Are you saying that somebody could be straight and still be attracted to a cock?

 

I think that would make you a bi-sexual dude.

[EscoLehGo]

Ain't no such thing as a bisexual man in my book, that's just someone with one foot out of the closet

[Vercetti27]

Ain't no such thing as a bisexual man in my book, that's just someone with one foot out of the closet

well thats a pretty ignorant comment. you do know sexuality is a spectrum...right?

[DEALUX]

 

Ain't no such thing as a bisexual man in my book, that's just someone with one foot out of the closet

Though I have never admitted this to anybody so far, I have some mild homosexual tendencies. There were few moments when I was somewhat attracted to guys, but I am a very straight man otherwise. I don't think I would ever have sex with a guy, not even group sex (I don't like that kind of stuff unless the other persons are all girls). I am pretty sure all men are attracted to other men and the same thing goes with women. I mean you can tell the difference between them, some are more attractive than others to you.

[Crokey]

This is what I don't understand about gay people. I mean do they get turned on by the sight of their own cock in the mirror and start jacking it?

 

I can't believe I'm asking this

Everybody is different, some gay men will, some gay men won't, some straight men will, some straight men won't....

Wait.....I'm not sure I'm understanding this

 

Are you saying that somebody could be straight and still be attracted to a cock?

You asked if someone would be turned on by the sight of their OWN cock, not someone else's

 

[DEALUX]

I masturbated once while looking at myself in the mirror and it seemed to help somewhat. Did you ever notice your cock looks bigger in the mirror? Maybe that helps.