DonkeyEatingCheese Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 what if i told you protagonist is Justin Beiber If that's the case then I'll go buy a shotgun and shoot the f**k out of R*. But seriously, don't even suggest that kind of stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha55 Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 (edited) High as a kite. Blowing in the wind. what if i told you protagonist is Justin Beiber First i'll be like: then i'll be like: but then i'll be like: and after that i'll be like: Edited August 14, 2012 by Alpha55 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Notorious MOB Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 What if the protag is an erect penis and the aim of the game is to go around the globe and personally f*ck every GTA fan in order to achieve 100% completion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonkeyEatingCheese Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 What if the protag is an erect penis and the aim of the game is to go around the globe and personally f*ck every GTA fan in order to achieve 100% completion. LMFAO!! That was f**ing hilarious!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A8flyer Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 what if i told you protagonist is Justin Beiber If that's the case then I'll go buy a shotgun and shoot the f**k out of R*. But seriously, don't even suggest that kind of stuff! they wont even sell 100 copies of GTA V lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonkeyEatingCheese Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 what if i told you protagonist is Justin Beiber If that's the case then I'll go buy a shotgun and shoot the f**k out of R*. But seriously, don't even suggest that kind of stuff! they wont even sell 100 copies of GTA V lol.. The only people who will buy this will be stupid dumb blondes who love that piece of sh*t, people who will waste their money just to smash the disc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajrunke Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 I'd like to play as a lamp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrrhic Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 I'd like to play as a lamp. A vase or flower pot would be much more realistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grope_4_that_date Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunkyluva53 Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 How about you play as a dinosaur, such as a T-rex that hs escaped from an Island where dinosaurs are brought back to life using cloning technology and insects stuck in amber. And instead of shooting people you can just attack them with your jaws/tail and take a sh*t on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Notorious MOB Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 They pose a very valid question.. who did in fact let the dogs out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Cannon Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 (edited) Playing as a dog in GTA? Seems good. Edited August 14, 2012 by GodZxSAINT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exkabewbikadid Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Wait, you want the protag to be *gasp* a sh*tty song? How would that work exactly? I guess you would only exist in the game world every time someone played you and your range on the map would be controlled by the volume at which you were played. Wow. Mind blown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicPunk Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 It'll be a d o double g gone shame if the protag turns out to be a human, especially that leftist tool David Letterman. I'd rather be Paul Shafer, while the worlds most dangerous band creeps around every corner, following Paul like a creepy bunch of pedophiles. There better be scooby snacks in there too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microwave Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 As long as you can still kill prostitutes then why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjoithepain Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Taking dogs out for a walk would make GTA V the most thrilling and exciting GTA yet. Nothing can replace the adrenaline rush when your neighbours dog you're taking out for a walk takes a sh*t in the bush. That'd sure make GTA 5 the most action packed game yet. rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsrow Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Why did I move here? I guess it was the steak... I agree with the OP, Rockstar's silence has driven us all insane There is nothing of substance to discuss until Rockstar marketing wakes up from their long slumber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzbegone Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 There is nothing of substance to discuss until Rockstar marketing wakes up from their long slumber. Yes... except for two screenshots and their assurance that they're working hard on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChillyPhilly Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 This is the second trailer for V. I'm just sure of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RipGore Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Grand Theft Doggy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkpile Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Why is this topic not locked? It's obvious the protagonist won't be a dog. Just another pointless thread to raise post-count. I beg to differ. The trailer shows the polarizing old balcony dude, the young hispanic guy in the red car and a dog in the very beginning! "why did I move here?!" Bold new direction ya'll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theworldfamous Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Wait, you want the protag to be *gasp* a sh*tty song? How would that work exactly? I guess you would only exist in the game world every time someone played you and your range on the map would be controlled by the volume at which you were played. Wow. Mind blown. lmao.. are you secretly Peter Molyneux? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Yes, a good topic for the first time in ages. Defo a dog protagonist. Dog hookers down alleyways. Dog gangland territories. Love it. The dog should be able to drive cars, for sure, to get around quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian O'Connor Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 I don't know about dogs but.... And yes, I do use Old Spice.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFarmer Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 This'a troll nigga? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamieleng Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 (edited) Makes more sense than a walrus. Edited August 14, 2012 by jamieleng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaGatorPride Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 wow! YALL ARE CRAZY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theworldfamous Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 maybe we like get that like Snoop Doggs ability to morph into like a dog from like that video like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayyob Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 protag dog : wuf dog : what ? protag dog : i said wuf you f*ck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkpile Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Yes, a good topic for the first time in ages. Defo a dog protagonist. Dog hookers down alleyways. Dog gangland territories. Love it. The dog should be able to drive cars, for sure, to get around quickly. This. Hey, nice registration date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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