thatstupidbug Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 in RDR there's a mission for a talking dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freezer89 Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I have one question. How did such a ridiculous topic get to page 3? For the same reason why the one with the realistic steak got over 30 pages.. Anyway, someone mentioned a cockroach.. I think it's not really far-fetched. It actually makes sense if you use some logic: Back in GTA IV we already saw a cockroach. He has been killed by Roman Bellic's shoe (in the apartment after driving home at the beginning of the game). Here is what I believe: That cockroach is a ancestor of the new protagonist of GTA V and our protagonist, the new cockroach, is seeking for revenge.. so he will find Roman and he will kill him. The only question here is: How the f*ck are we gonna drive? But then again, after some logic and common sense, we could be in a dream world.. in which the cockroach takes the form of a human. There, all problems solved. Oh, another hint which supports this theory: The "FIVE" on the logo is clearly from a dollar bill. And since any cockroach fits on a dollar bill.. yeah, you know.. and does a human fit on a dollar bill? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dansgas1000 Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I think you'll love this game: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog's_Life I have that game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbanfire Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I reckon this is a good idea for the next trailer. Like call it "A Dogs day out in LS" and all we get to see in the trailer is a stray dogs perspective of The city of Angels. It would be hilarious, not to mention totally unique way of marketing the game!! We'd get a good glimpse of the suburban slums and ghettos, as that would be where stray dogs mostly hang out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackandWhite23 Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 4 pages... Well its just like tthe steak thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rare.steak Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 (edited) Well, you know how the economy is... Yeah, we know you surely do. See, I bolded "you", maybe you need that bold new direction, see; (refer to your remark on the economy, too) Speaking of which, brings me to another question: Shouldn't you be working and being productive instead of creating a thread as useful as this, and ideas as stimulating as all that? USER WARNED FOR THIS POST Edited August 13, 2012 by Barguast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisIsHorosho Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 4 pages... Well its just like tthe steak thread except that opener this time accepted this topic is stupid and warned not to take it too seriously...but guess people just read the title and added tabs and jump their guns... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadlyassassin Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 What an idea! now we dont have to spray on other gangs spray tags. We just piss on them....HAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rendub Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 YES! YES! YES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperVeloce Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I think the lack of new info is really starting to get to some people.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kudoboi Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 ur gonna love this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huevos_benedicto_180 Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I think they need to take realism to the next level with dogs. You need to sh*t, and you need to find a hedge to sh*t in; otherwise you get fined $100 by the city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzbegone Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Is this real life? Nope, just fantasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTASeriesFan Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Reatrded Post...smh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viperman Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 A cat would be better, more athletically pleasing to play as. - [- No Fear. No Limits. No Equal. -] - - [- Ride For Life -] - Digging deep. It's not just an expression that's thrown around the locker room at halftime. It's a way of life. A daily code that drives a champions existence. It's not always glamorous. It's not always blue skies and sunny days, and its certainly not always welcome. But love it or hate it, to become a true champion take pure, unrestricted commitment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiderman3000 Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I have one question. How did such a ridiculous topic get to page 3? For the same reason why the one with the realistic steak got over 30 pages.. Anyway, someone mentioned a cockroach.. I think it's not really far-fetched. It actually makes sense if you use some logic: Back in GTA IV we already saw a cockroach. He has been killed by Roman Bellic's shoe (in the apartment after driving home at the beginning of the game). Here is what I believe: That cockroach is a ancestor of the new protagonist of GTA V and our protagonist, the new cockroach, is seeking for revenge.. so he will find Roman and he will kill him. The only question here is: How the f*ck are we gonna drive? But then again, after some logic and common sense, we could be in a dream world.. in which the cockroach takes the form of a human. There, all problems solved. Oh, another hint which supports this theory: The "FIVE" on the logo is clearly from a dollar bill. And since any cockroach fits on a dollar bill.. yeah, you know.. and does a human fit on a dollar bill? No. Dont forget cockroach's whiskers form a "V" shape. I think we solved the mystrey of the protagonist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkpile Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I think the lack of new info is really starting to get to some people.. Tell me about it. I like this topic better than Genesis, which was like hundreds pages of bullsh*t. It was fun to see it got locked so fast after V got announced. Now the OP at least states in his first words that he isn't serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtav nut Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 in RDR there's a mission for a talking dog Ha ha, lethal!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meyus Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I want to be a Bigfoot to get my revenge from CJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkpile Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Alright then...a the dog in the trailer is the protagonist. So the antagonist has to be...RATMAN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARKUS. Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 What did you smoke this morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTAfiveFAN Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Maybe if Rockstar sees this thread, they will give us new info because this thread really shows the desperation and craziness of the fans when there is nothing new Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrenC1888 Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 This is the single greatest thread iv'e seen on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicPunk Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 What if the protag is a dog? YEAH! And he only likes Realistic Steak! I hope you're only joking about the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtav nut Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 What if the protag is a dog? YEAH! And he only likes Realistic Steak! I hope you're only joking about the dog. Aye an ceaser millan is the mission giver!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Aivaras- Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 That would actually be fun. Imagine dog gangs. Pitbulls, Rotwellers, etc.. Someone needs to make a mod like this For GTA SA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asitsaysinthebook Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 That would be ruff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gta_fan28 Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 That would be cool man especially if is the protag dog.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exkabewbikadid Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Here's another potentially bold new direction that I'm just gonna throw out there. What if the protag was a whole gang of dudes? Instead of controlling one guy on screen you controlled 10 guys all at once and went around beating the sh*t out of everyone with them and shooting places up. When you jack a car, they all pile into it like a clown car. When you go to a hotdog vendor to get some food, they all gather around the vendor and ransack his stand. Then when you go into a safe house, they all shower together and then they all lay down on the same fold out couch when you save the game. To take it to the next level, what if each dude in this gang you controlled was actually a Siamese twin, so you were actually controlling 20 people instead of 10? And maybe some of the other halves of these twins were not in agreement with a certain course of action you wanted to take, so you had to find a compromise or a way to get them to agree with you. Rinse and repeat the above formula with a a pack of dogs for the first DLC, and a hive of honey bees for the second DLC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98 in 1 Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 What would be even better is if James Doakes from Dexter was the protag, and his only line was this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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