polymekhanos Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Ok guys, first of all i am not serious at all. Rockstar's marketing strategy of giving no info is responsible for this stupid idea... Now back to the topic. As we all know dogs are confirmed in gtav so how about if we play as a street dog? That can be fun i guess, we can scavage for food, steal meat from butchers, go piss to the legs lspd officers, try to bang some vinewood celebrity lapdogs. And the streets can be very dangerous and exciting for a street dog. We can get attacked by other gangs of dogs for entring their territory or some homeless guy can chase us because he wants to eat us. Well, you know how the economy is... My point is there can be a lot fun and excitement for a dog in los santos. And i can not think of a bolder new direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vormek Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Whatever you say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazevski12 Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 That has to be it. We play as a dog in GTA V. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adriaan Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I think you'll love this game: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog's_Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtasadude Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I would get tired of that so quickly. They might as well call it Sleeping Dogs... oh wait! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verdant Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Eh, imagine it stealing cars and Hydra's lmaao. I don't think this could happen though.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirstyHyena Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 R* should make dogs playable in multiplayer! It'd be funny seeing that bastard destroy you with a rocket launcher, multiplayer doesn't need to be serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pleasure_Pier Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 What if the protag is a car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polymekhanos Posted August 13, 2012 Author Share Posted August 13, 2012 or some other homeless guy could try to rape us. and when he catches us we would watch a little cinematic about a homeless guy raping a street dog. this is dark humour guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonjack Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Sir you alright? Because you look like a troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barguast Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 And i can not think of a bolder new direction. You've certainly got a point there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirstyHyena Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 They should also include hot dog food mode, bulldogs getting some good pussy, you know, interspecies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Rockstar should give us a release date because the niveau of many people reached a new low and it's not even funny anymore. But that's not the first time. GTAForums Crew Chat Thread - The Sharks Chat Thread - Leone Family Mafia Chat Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiftyyy Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 at least we are going tof*ck a lot of bitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typhus Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Whilst this idea is improbable at best, I do like the idea of certain characters having pets. For instance, if you need to kill someone, you could stake out their house and realise that they take their dog for a walk at a specific park every morning. It could be a cool addition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayyob Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 what if the protag is a cockroach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirstyHyena Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Taking dogs out for a walk would make GTA V the most thrilling and exciting GTA yet. Nothing can replace the adrenaline rush when your neighbours dog you're taking out for a walk takes a sh*t in the bush. That'd sure make GTA 5 the most action packed game yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theworldfamous Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 and you just spoiled the first episodic content for everybody.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 And i can not think of a bolder new direction. You've certainly got a point there. This topic with this comment made my night, oh my god it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzbegone Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I don't think this is plausible. If it were, the OP's mother would likely sue for likeness infringement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankieP Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Do you mean, like, a " dawg " ? Example : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3L3TD Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 yeah, we should get extra cash for pissing on hydrants and sh*tting on front lawns as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allah_akbar Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Neat idea. R* would have to implement realistic steak if protag were a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milkman Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 at least we are going tof*ck a lot of bitches lol Niko my cousin let's go howlin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
initium Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 What if the protag was a pizza? People would love you, and you can cool down for a change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrrhic Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I don't know, I'd rather be a horse. It'd be much more realistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Above Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I thought of this once but I was kind enough not to share it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipsta Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 ...and gangs wars can include other dogs pissing on your street corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrrhic Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 ...and gangs wars can include other dogs pissing on your street corner. This sh*t just got real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisIsHorosho Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Do you mean, like, a " dawg " ? Example : ...this is something only Xzibit could laugh at... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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