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So there i am jerking my 5.5 salami to some goth porn, trying to get aroused enough to breach the 6.2 I once recorded and my mum cries out. I pull my dressing gown across hobble out of my room trying to hide my erection to the landing.

"What?". I'm trying to keep the arousal out of my voice but my cheeks always flush when I yank it or on rare occaisons pound it.

"Do the recylcing later". Okay fair point she told me half an hour ago, I told her I'd do it tommorow but I get it the women is old and going senile. I'm jerking it again and my mum comes up and slams the door open. I heard her on the landing and managed to minimise the pornography and fold my dressing gown over my genitalia just in time but it was a close shave. I mean it just pisses me off. She's there and I can tell she's trying to think of something to say because her beady eyes are darting back and forth and her face like her tits is saggy as f*ck. She irritates me so much. She mumbles something abouyt getting me coffee and then bumbles off. I jerk it some more and 10minutes later I spill. I hear her dash up the stairs and knock before turning the handle instantly (doesn't even wait for me to reply) and she ocmes in. She had my sketchbook in hand and gave it to me although I always keep my sketchbook in the study, I never have it in my room as I do not sketch in my room, I sketch in the study and she knows this. Jizz is all over my dressing gown and I hope she thinks its snot as thats mildly less embarrasing. She walks off looking pleased with herself and with nothing left to do i wipe the jizz of my dressing gown and go downstairs to do the recycling. It's probably revenge for all the times ive caught her banging my father.

Anyone else have something similiar?

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All of the above but with biscuits.

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Get a lock on your door.

But I understand what you're saying.

It's never happened to me, but if it did, I would be more careful. If you're old enough, you could go right down to the store and get a lock yourself. Put it on, and you're ready to Rock 'n' Roll.

 

 

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