Crokey Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Last time I was in a fight there were like 12 of us, there was even this Chinese lass (pretty hot as well she was) and this fugly looking Brazilian guy. Anywho I don't who started the fight might have been some guy on a megaphone or some sh*t, anyway this Japanese guy and this American started kicking off kinda strange thing was they both fought like each other, I think they were, you know a couple and that. Then these two big, fat bastards started kicking off before some skinny guy thought he'd try his luck with this fugly Brazilian and these other bunch of folk, as well as this hot Chinese lass. So I though eff this I thought I'd join in, being all military sh*t (I looked a lot different back then with this blonde flat top thing going on, not really regulation). So here we were having this barney with the big huge guy turned up looked like Mike Tyson, started throwing a few punches and as he did he hit this pretty nancy boy Spaniard who didn't like having his face all beaten up, so he joined in, then this other big f*cker turned up with a huge scar down his chest and had it in for that Japanese guy I think he was an old lover or something. Anyway just when I though the fight was over this big ugly asian guy up in some weird red suit and sh*t and wanted a barney with me, kept calling me Charlie... strange really I though he was getting me mixed up with Charlie Sheen, or either that he was some smacked up coke head who was wanting some Charlie . It was a bit of f*cked up fight really, I had to stop ever so over to just take out my frustration on a car as well as some bricks and some old wines barrels. So that was the last time I was in a fight how about you guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asitsaysinthebook Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 It was in my dreams. I often have undramatic but still violent dreams. And I kick ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack. Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Last time I had a good fight was around 2 years ago now. I have had scuffles since but no serious trading blows. Anyway me and a couple of mates went camping the night before, We got up to some stuff (Drinking and shiz) Anyways I was walking home with one of my friends and we decided to go into Pets at Home. While in their we saw these two guys, {Same year as us} And I don't know what the kid said but my mate said he called me a fa**ot out of nowhere. So I followed him leaving and managed to stop him behind the store. I say "What the f*ck's your problem? Why did you call me a fa**ot just then?" He replied "Because you are, You walk around like your f*cking solid when really your just a pussy!" I grab him and demanded an apology! He just kept reply "No get off me you pussy" So I hit him then he hit me and so on so on, Then I floored him. Got on top of him and Made it hard for him to breath (I dug my elbow right into his throat) And got my apology. I walked away with a swollen Eye, and he walked away crying with a bloody nose. This Is why you should talk sh*t in real life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreyCrll Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 (edited) I've been in a few fights since then but the last time i really kicked someones ass and didn't get a challenge at all was waaayyyy back in Jr. high. This guy named Ryan was talking sh*t so I hit him in the jaw. Some how we got beside the bathroom, he hit me once below the eye but I dodged his second punch. Then I hit him twice in on each side of his face and he just slid down the wall all dazed out. It took him like 3 min to get back up. I honestly don't know how I remember this since it was over ten years ago, but it felt so good for some reason. Most fights after that have just been small conflicts with friends and people making fools of themselves. *I box a lot with friends too if that counts but we usually wear gloves... Edited June 3, 2012 by TreyCrll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyzoot Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Haha, I got into a fight last night. It was hilarious. I was out with my three friends drinking at the pub. We left about 12:30 and was walking towards the bus stop but on the way we bumped into this guy who had downs syndrome from the looks of things. He had a slight limp as well I think. So one of my friends picked up an empty beer bottle that was on the side of the pavement and lobbed it at him. It smacked him on the shoulder and he fell down. Then we all started kicking him in the stomach for about ten seconds. After that we left. Funny as Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cactus. Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Can't say I've ever been in a legitimate fight, and a good thing too since I'd probably have my ass handed to me. I see Tyler Durden asking me "How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" Well some things are just best left unknown On the other hand, my Vietnamese uncle-in-law recently taught me some pretty nifty tricks on how to easy put someone on the ground. All for self-defense of course. You know, "defense." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punk-in-Drublic Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Knocked my mate out the other night because he was pushing some girl around who I'm mates with and was physically abusive towards my girlfriend, he was drunk as f*ck like but it's no excuse. He apologised to me and my girlfriend but I'm not sure if he apologised to the other girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4 Bagger Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Hardly been in any really. Only been in one proprer "fight". I was walking home with 3 friends and this group of 4 chavs walked over and threw a stone at me, so I punched him and he fell to the ground like a sack of sh*t; proving how weak he was. I walked off and my mates followed and that was pretty much it... I'm not one for starting fights or walking away from them either. It is a pretty respected area where I live so there is not many fights locally. I'll fight if someone hurts me, or someone I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack. Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 (edited) Haha, I got into a fight last night. It was hilarious. I was out with my three friends drinking at the pub. We left about 12:30 and was walking towards the bus stop but on the way we bumped into this guy who had downs syndrome from the looks of things. He had a slight limp as well I think. So one of my friends picked up an empty beer bottle that was on the side of the pavement and lobbed it at him. It smacked him on the shoulder and he fell down. Then we all started kicking him in the stomach for about ten seconds. After that we left. Funny as Hell. That's not funny, Picking on someone who has downsyndrome is bad enough but you gang up on him and kick him while hes down? You deserve to get your head stamped on till it caves in. and then get kicked by three guys. this is what happens to people like you Edited June 4, 2012 by Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4 Bagger Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Haha, I got into a fight last night. It was hilarious. I was out with my three friends drinking at the pub. We left about 12:30 and was walking towards the bus stop but on the way we bumped into this guy who had downs syndrome from the looks of things. He had a slight limp as well I think. So one of my friends picked up an empty beer bottle that was on the side of the pavement and lobbed it at him. It smacked him on the shoulder and he fell down. Then we all started kicking him in the stomach for about ten seconds. After that we left. Funny as Hell. Wow aren't you big and tough... You must be taking the p*ss. Either that or your an utter f*ggot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joaoseinha Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 I live in a pretty dangerous neighborhood,and my school ain't much better...Anyway.. When I kicked someone's ass: Once,me and my pals were hanging out.Some f*cking black dude(no offense to black people) starts doing things I will not mention here to my girlfriend(not as physical as you may be thinking,if you're thinking what i'm thinking you are thinking).I got f*cking pissed off.I went behind him,and started suffocating him.He was out of breath and I was punching the sh*t out of him and kicking him.He was going to get up and I grabbed his arm and threw him off a 2 meter fall.Got grounded and suspended from school for 2 weeks.I was expecting more,to be honest. Also,once me and my best friend were around,going to a place,and this weird guy,probably the triple of our age,starts coming to us,asking us to borrow him some cash.We ignored him and kept walking.Then a friend who was with him came and asked to make a call out of my friend's cellphone.We decided to start running.Since we both did parkour(and still do),we outran them easily.I wouldn't call that much of a kickass but it was epic to watch.Even did a couple of flips and stuff. When I got my ass kicked: I was about 9,first year off the primary school and I was running playing a game,and I bumped a guy and his glasses fell off and broke.I didn't even notice,but he punched me and I blacked out for a few seconds.Not pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEALUX Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 It was in my dreams. I often have undramatic but still violent dreams. And I kick ass. Haha, you have just reminded me of a dream I had recently. I was on some sort of a futuristic plane and I killed\stabbed a bunch of people (friends included) with a pen to finally rape or kill a girl that was also there. Yes, I know, I have some f*cked up dreams. I am a pacifist too, but I don't guarantee I will never snap if provoked just verbally. Guys who pick on me for no apparent reason especially annoy me, but I avoid them 99% of the time. Even if I was attacked, I would try to push that person away in a non violent manner, or I would run away. I wouldn't consider myself a coward. Violence can result into death, because you never know who you are fighting with, what crazy friends that person may have who can take revenge on you if you win. I never got into any serious fights and I never punched anybody, I am weak and I can't do that, it's too violent for me to do that. The Audiophile Thread XB271HU | TESORO Gram XS | Xtrfy MZ1 | Xbox Elite v2 | Hifiman Sundara | Fiio K9 Pro i7 4790K 4.4 GHz | GTX 1080 Ti | 32 GB Crucial DDR3 | ADATA 256GB | Samsung 860 PRO 2TB Xbox | Xbox 360 | Xbox Series X | PS2 | PS3 | Google Pixel 6 Pro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunkyman Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Haha, I got into a fight last night. It was hilarious. I was out with my three friends drinking at the pub. We left about 12:30 and was walking towards the bus stop but on the way we bumped into this guy who had downs syndrome from the looks of things. He had a slight limp as well I think. So one of my friends picked up an empty beer bottle that was on the side of the pavement and lobbed it at him. It smacked him on the shoulder and he fell down. Then we all started kicking him in the stomach for about ten seconds. After that we left. Funny as Hell. Wow. Do you torture small animals too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyzoot Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Obviously it was a 'You had to be there' moment. f*cking hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rabbit Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 *your (for the description) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack. Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Obviously it was a 'You had to be there' moment. f*cking hilarious. I would be battering my mate who threw that bottle instead of the Down-syndrome guy the bottle hit, You have to feel a bit of regret! This guy, making up the courage to go outside after midnight and he gets battered from a bunch of N.E.D.S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyzoot Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Obviously it was a 'You had to be there' moment. f*cking hilarious. I would be battering my mate who threw that bottle instead of the Down-syndrome guy the bottle hit, You have to feel a bit of regret! This guy, making up the courage to go outside after midnight and he gets battered from a bunch of N.E.D.S. Who the f*ck are you calling a NED?! Also Nateshaw, that's gramatically incorrect. What's wrong? Are you some chav who didn't goto school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJonesy Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Once, I got hit in the shoulder with a bottle when these group of guys started kicking me in the stomach. It sucked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack. Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Obviously it was a 'You had to be there' moment. f*cking hilarious. I would be battering my mate who threw that bottle instead of the Down-syndrome guy the bottle hit, You have to feel a bit of regret! This guy, making up the courage to go outside after midnight and he gets battered from a bunch of N.E.D.S. Who the f*ck are you calling a NED?! Also Nateshaw, that's gramatically incorrect. What's wrong? Are you some chav who didn't goto school? I'm calling you one! N.E Non-Educated D.S Delinquents You and your mates are obviously non educated... I always got told never to hit someone who has some sort of disablement. Delinquents, I know this topic is mainly about breaking the law for assault, But seriously? Beating on a down-syndrome kid. You deserve to be arrested for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyCityOutlaw Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Haha, I got into a fight last night. It was hilarious. I was out with my three friends drinking at the pub. We left about 12:30 and was walking towards the bus stop but on the way we bumped into this guy who had downs syndrome from the looks of things. He had a slight limp as well I think. So one of my friends picked up an empty beer bottle that was on the side of the pavement and lobbed it at him. It smacked him on the shoulder and he fell down. Then we all started kicking him in the stomach for about ten seconds. After that we left. Funny as Hell. This right here is an example of the people who I want to be dragged into the middle of the street and shot. This is f*cking disgraceful. I'm only 15 and I know to never injure, mentally or physically, someone who has a disability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mati Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 (edited) Panda... participating in such an act is one thing. But finding it funny afterwards is simply freaking insane. I don't know you and no, I can't/won't judge you, but after reading that post I'd kick your ass on the first sight if I ever saw you in real life. Not trying to act tough here. Just trying to express how terrible you are. I also hope you understand how disturbing and offensive this is. Edited June 4, 2012 by Mati Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack. Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Pandazoot in 20 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EscoLehGo Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 I would fight someone with a disability but only out of defense and to remind them of their reality. I would have no qualms with boxing a wheelchair confined mans head in if I had to, I've met some people who take advantage of their disability or small size since society has told them they can't be touched. f*ck that, I'll throw a midget 10 feet if he consistently challenges me to physical combat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack. Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 I would fight someone with a disability but only out of defense and to remind them of their reality. I would have no qualms with boxing a wheelchair confined mans head in if I had to, I've met some people who take advantage of their disability or small size since society has told them they can't be touched. f*ck that, I'll throw a midget 10 feet if he consistently challenges me to physical combat. If a disabled person started calling me out 'Calling me a fa**ot and what not' I would tell them off! "Tell them not everyone's like me. some people might smack you around" Now why Pandazoot is in the wrong! They threw a glass bottle at him, From what Pandazoot posted, This guy was simply just walking down the street minding his own buissness. Tho the guy was down, They brutally kicked the sh*t out of him! No one deserves this! Not unless they have murdered dozens of people. THE GUY HAD A DISABILITY!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Thats badass Panda, wish i was there to watch it but not stop it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEALUX Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 I'm pretty sure he was joking but I'm not so sure your replies to his post are all sarcastic. The Audiophile Thread XB271HU | TESORO Gram XS | Xtrfy MZ1 | Xbox Elite v2 | Hifiman Sundara | Fiio K9 Pro i7 4790K 4.4 GHz | GTX 1080 Ti | 32 GB Crucial DDR3 | ADATA 256GB | Samsung 860 PRO 2TB Xbox | Xbox 360 | Xbox Series X | PS2 | PS3 | Google Pixel 6 Pro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwalker83 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 I would fight someone with a disability but only out of defense and to remind them of their reality. I would have no qualms with boxing a wheelchair confined mans head in if I had to, I've met some people who take advantage of their disability or small size since society has told them they can't be touched. f*ck that, I'll throw a midget 10 feet if he consistently challenges me to physical combat. I hope I don't bump into you in a dark alley then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Panda... participating in such an act is one thing. But finding it funny afterwards is simply freaking insane. I don't know you and no, I can't/won't judge you, but after reading that post I'd kick your ass on the first sight if I ever saw you in real life.Not trying to act tough here. Just trying to express how terrible you are. I also hope you understand how disturbing and offensive this is. Reminds me of a rather violent individual at school, he beat up a blind girl...a blind girl? Really? What the f*ck? He got the absolute sh*t smashed out of him though, serves the bastard right. I am with you Mati, if Pandazoot is being serious...i would honestly beat you until you couldn't move, idiots like that make me angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwalker83 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Haha, I got into a fight last night. It was hilarious. I was out with my three friends drinking at the pub. We left about 12:30 and was walking towards the bus stop but on the way we bumped into this guy who had downs syndrome from the looks of things. He had a slight limp as well I think. So one of my friends picked up an empty beer bottle that was on the side of the pavement and lobbed it at him. It smacked him on the shoulder and he fell down. Then we all started kicking him in the stomach for about ten seconds. After that we left. Funny as Hell. Why don't you pick on someone who can fight back... or are you a pussy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korpi Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 (edited) Pandazoot, if you're being serious, then you are a f*cking coward and so are those braindead friends of yours. I hope that what goes around comes around. Edited June 5, 2012 by Markwey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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