Cole Phelps Gta Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Last time I kicked someone's ass.It was about 5/6 years ago. I was a young smartass kid and i didn't like something my friend said to me so it was on ! We had a fight and i kicked his ass. It was some real ufc sh*t. He was gouging my eyes out while i was punching him while he was down. We had a few fights and i had a undefeated steak going for a while but he evened the score one day and gave me the beating of a lifetime ! I had a black eye and everything it was real phyiscal. Tbo i wish i got into more fights they are fun Last time i got my ass kicked. I was really drunk one night and i was walking home. I was checking out this chick and well... her boyfriend didn't like it. I said something about her looking hot or something so he layed me out ! He straight up K.O'ed my with one hit ( I never saw it coming though) And i was drunk so i wasnt in any hurry to try and get some revenge. I couldn't even see straight..... Now how about you guys. Tell me you're real life fight stories ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinTinn Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 I think I was in Grade 4. Some kid had been bothering me for a while and I was a shy kid. He came over to me with his friend and started teasing me, all I remember after that is knocking the drink out of his hand and punched in square in the face. Now that I think of it, it sounds funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ska Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 I was on the verge of beating the sh*t out of my brother once, but that's the closest I've even gotten to actually fighting someone. I'm an easy going guy, it's just not in my blood to do that kind of stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unopescio Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Luckily I've never been in a fight outside of school. It was kind of a normal thing at the public school I went to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Last time i got my ass kicked. I was really drunk one night and i was walking home. I was checking out this chick and well... her boyfriend didn't like it. I said something about her looking hot or something so he layed me out ! He straight up K.O'ed my with one hit But you were practically complementing him/her?!?! Anyways, I've never been beaten up, nor have ever beaten up anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
na89340qv0n34b09q340 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I got through school without any fights so far, and it's safe to say that there won't be any until I get to the point where I'm drowning myself in alcohol. It's pretty surprising considering I was friends with the bitch queen of my middle school (we grew up in the same cul-de-sac and she offered to help me get the girl I liked at the time). The few times I got violent, or really angry as a kid I would go get a knife and threaten my victim. Most of the time they knew I wasn't going to do anything with it, and I probably looked really stupid with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyBee Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Never have never will I'm afraid. I'm a person who can take lots of sh*t and not retaliate, also I'm not a violent or angry person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethal Nizzle Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I sparked a mass brawl once while playing on football tour against Aldershot. The guy pretty much took me out without trying to get the ball, I reacted by giving him a cheeky jab to the chin and everyone piled in. The same night I met Ray Clemence. Very very strange chain of events. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Fights hmm...lets see...aahhh never-mind i'm detracting from the real story here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Never kicked someone's ass, but I've had mine handed to me a few times. Once or twice it was deserved, but most of the time it's just been some drunk/cracked out dickhead(s) looking for an easy win. Anyone who's seen a picture of me here will know that I'm skinny as sh*t (i.e. an easy fight) but also quite tall at 6ft (6-1 at a push), so it doesn't look like someone's just picking on the small guy if they start on me. To be honest though, if you've never been in a real fight, you're missing out on a life experience. It might not be a highlight, but it's an experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertical limit Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 A rugby brawl that I started. The guy from the other half was staring at me and tried to intimidate me by trying to lower his eyebrows and I gave him an air kiss trying to piss him off. He got mad and ran up to me and as a reflex I lifted my knee and it went straight under his belly and fell straight to the ground gave him a couple of jabs to the face then kicked the back of his thigh which left him limping. I don't know which team came to which, as I looked up the whole teams were mad. The coach did not attempt to stop us. I needed that adrenaline rush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KilnerLUFC Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I'm not a fighter at all, even as far as to say that I've never thrown a punch in my life. The worst beating I've had though was like 6 years ago, when 3 lads jumped me for the sheer fun of it. They had some 'beef' with one of my mates over a stolen phone, and one night, they saw me in the bus station and told me to go outside to talk to them. Next thing I know, I was on the floor and sat covering my head, whilst 3 lads were raining blows on my head and body...worst thing is, I blacked out for parts of the beating, thus resulting in me ending up sprawled out on the floor, where the final blow was for 2 of the lads to jump as high in the air and smash my head in to the ground. My blood is still on the wall to this day, from where they smashed my head backwards into it, to which I think was the blow the made me black out. I personally think this has caused some permanent damage to one side of my head, and yet to see the doctor about it. Got to say though, even after the 10 minute beating I endured, I just stood up and walked in to the bus station and went home...although I was told to not go to sleep for a few hours since I had concussion. Being stoned was probably a good thing at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Light Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 We had a fight and i kicked his ass. It was some real ufc sh*t. He was gouging my eyes out while i was punching him while he was down. We had a few fights and i had a undefeated steak going for a while but he evened the score one day and gave me the beating of a lifetime ! Well... you can make anything up on the internet. I guess that could happen. In elementry, I kicked a kid in the balls for pissing me off. He cried, I got in trouble. Nothing too interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsar_Smirnoff Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I'm really pretty non-confrontational in real life. Someone has to be right up in my face and physically pushing/shoving me for the fists to start flying. Of the small scuffles I've been in, almost all happened when I was in grade school; once I took a swing at some asshole in the 4th grade that was kind of like the class bully. I missed (lol), but it worked anyway; he never spoke to me again after that. Then later when I was a freshmen/sophomore in high school, I'd get the typical tough guy senior harassment with his merry band of toadies in tow to egg him on. In retrospect though, I've been pretty fortunate. I can count the number of people that have tried to fight me on one hand and it's probably just because I naturally look like I'm always pissed off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunkyman Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Never been in a fight, mostly because I'm sure I would lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexGTAGamer Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I try my best to avoid getting into fights really because I'm a pacifist, so if I were to be punched I'd really turn the other cheek and walk away. But I must admit, if I turn away to avoid confrontation and I am then hit again or said person who has chosen a fight with me will not give up, I will retaliate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_stu Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I've only really had my ass kicked once, and I was about 5. I was happily playing in the sand box and some massive naturally muscular black kid who must have been about 9-10 just came out of nowhere and beat the crap out of me. I ran to my daddy and he told me to point him out. I was pretty traumatised and I pointed him out hoping for some justice. My dad gave him a clip around the ear and told him if he did it again he'd kill him and his family. Anyways the kid ran off in tears and I was happy. I guess my dad overeacted a bit but he was furious and the red mist descended, at least it taught him a lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cole Phelps Gta Posted May 3, 2012 Author Share Posted May 3, 2012 I've only really had my ass kicked once, and I was about 5. I was happily playing in the sand box and some massive naturally muscular black kid who must have been about 9-10 just came out of nowhere and beat the crap out of me. I ran to my daddy and he told me to point him out. I was pretty traumatised and I pointed him out hoping for some justice. My dad gave him a clip around the ear and told him if he did it again he'd kill him and his family. Anyways the kid ran off in tears and I was happy. I guess my dad overeacted a bit but he was furious and the red mist descended, at least it taught him a lesson. I can't blame him dude. If that was one of my nephews i'd go insane. I wouldn't beat the sh*t out of the kid but like you're dad did i'd scare him. I get legit pissed of when my nephews play fight and one takes a dog shot at the other. If that was another kid i'd probably want to punch him in the face. I never used to understand why people take it personally but now i do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp1dell Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Can't remember, but it was the fourth or fifth grade. I used to bother this kid all the time, he was really shy. Sometime near the end of the year, me and my friend were teasing him a lot that day. The kid started freaking out, and knocked the juice box out of my hand. It caught me by surprise - I had no idea what was going on, I was in the fourth grade - and then he punched me right in the face. Never bothered him again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hambones Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I kicked my neighbor's ass a lot when I was a kid. The most recent time was like 10 years ago lol, he threw something at my sister and hit her in the face and started laughing, while she started crying. So I tackled him and beat the sh*t out of him. Not much else to it. When I was 16 I found out my then-gf was cheating on me so I decided to be macho man and challenged him to a fight. He tackled me, had me in a headlock, gave me a black eye. I got whooped. I threw a bow and hit him in the mouth, which made him bleed but that didn't do sh*t. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingdongs Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I'm not much of a fighter. I'm a tall, muscular guy and I lift weights and sh*t, but my demeanor in general (as you can tell by my cat avatar) is not that of an intimidating person. Thus, the whole tall and muscular thing gets cancelled out and I don't have the same "don't f*ck with that guy" aura that comes off of others who are the same size as me. I think I told my best buy story on this forum once but my other fight I got into was someone who pushed me for getting with his ex girlfriend in high school. When he went to push me I kneed him and put him into a chokehold and then pushed him forward and it kind of ended. If people were around cheering us on we'd probably have actually fought but this just dispersed with both of us walking away. I really don't like hurting people though. Like horsing around with friends I usually get beaten by my smaller friends simply because I'm not willing to go the extra step and hurt them back. I'm an outlier I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
interpolfan11 Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Unfortunately, I've never kicked someone's ass. I probably never will, being that I don't have much upper body strength. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Dildo Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I don't fight. I've never kicked someone's ass. no one's ever kicked my ass. I don't do physical confrontation. it's hopelessly immature and solves nothing. I'm capable of defending myself from attack. but I don't get involved in fights. people who do are retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Funny12 Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Me and a kid of had the locker next to mine for whatever reason didn't like eachother. We used to do whatever we could to bother eachother(Keep in mind this was like 6th grade) and finally he pushed me. I pushed him back and he ended up tripping over his backpack and flat on to his back. Of course the teacher saw me push him and I got in trouble. Another time I was at a friends house, his buddy was there. I was in like 7th grade, he was much older then I was at the time and was trying to teach our common friend a fighting move. At the time, I couldn't fight for absolute sh*t and I was kind of nervous too. He tried to do a move on me but I said I didn't want to get involved. Out of no where, he jumped on my back and put me in a choke from behind. At the time, I didn't know what to do so I began to panic until he let go. My was breathing heavily and holding my neck and the whole schpeel afterwords which was kind of embarassing but what are you gonna do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptomex Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I don't fight. I've never kicked someone's ass. no one's ever kicked my ass. I don't do physical confrontation. it's hopelessly immature and solves nothing. I'm capable of defending myself from attack. but I don't get involved in fights. people who do are retarded. This. I'll defend myself. I'm not one of those guys that walks around thinking "I wanna fight this guy" or tell my friends "I'll kick anyone's ass." The problem with that sh*t, too, is if you do get your ass handed to you your going to be humiliated too. Fights are pointless and there's no need to get involved if you can avoid it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I am about as passive as they come. People often assume that I could kick people's ass or that I've been in a lot of fights but im not that kind of person. I'm a pretty atheletic guy, but nobody ever really picks fights with me. Closest I've ever come to a fight was slamming some kid on the concrete for putting me in the headlock. If there is anything that turns me into a deranged maniac its someone thinking its a good idea to wedge my head in their f*cking armpit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean_R_LFC Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I'm well into my boxing so I get beat up near most every day haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OchyGTA Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 (edited) Last got my arse handed to me about five years ago. I mouthed off to this kid who took our football, he came round and put me in a headlock and threw a couple of punches at me if I remember correctly. Haven't really got into a fight since then; decked my mate at a party (E: Bout six months ago) after he chucked his drink over me and punched me in the head. The guys who's party it was brothers pulled me off him before it turned into anything proper. Edited May 3, 2012 by OchyGTA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDMEISTERX Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Well,it is Latvia afterall so kickin' ass is a common way to settle things...Happened like 3 days ago,when one of my classmates (the most dirtbaggy and traitorous classmate in the class,by everyones opinion) pushed me during recess...So I punched him in the stomach,kicked him in the leg...After that the figth nigth begun,and I kicked him in his knee,and when he bended over,I gave him an uppercutt,he fell down on the ground,and he ran off to the toilets to cry....Cuz' that's how we do it in Latvia : Kickin' ass and takin' names... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 (edited) Little scuffs here and there when I was a kid. Nothing major. The most recent was in high school I think where I threw a guy into a few lockers and onto the ground for talking sh*t on my family. We became friends after that. Never see him anymore though. I wouldn't harm anyone unless they f*ck with me bad enough or my loved ones. No ones ever attempted to get into a fight with me. I'm a good dude. Not my ego or whatever. I'm just a good person to people and they respect it even if they differ from my views. I've never done anything to deserve getting my ass kicked. Karma is a bitch though. I've done some things I'm not too proud of and karma has returned the favor on me a few times. That's worse than physical pain in my opinion. But in general, I am a good guy at heart. And I'm open to people's views. If some dude comes at me steamed trying to pick a fight, I'll buy him a drink and hear his story. It's always interesting. Edited May 3, 2012 by Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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