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The objective is to name fictional alcoholic drinks based on real life ones

that could be served in Tequi-la-la & Enema (The Nightclubs Seen in the GTA V Trailer at 1:01)

 

You have to go in order and you can't say the same one twice. I'll start at #1.

 

Okay here we go...

 

 

#1 Fäkerheister (Jägermeister)

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3. John Marston (Jack Daniels) - Would be a nice easter egg.

Or something like John Rider (Johnnie Walker). smile.gif

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3. John Marston (Jack Daniels) - Would be a nice easter egg.

Or something like John Rider (Johnnie Walker). smile.gif

Johnny Wanker would be more R* appropriate for Johnny Walker

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3. John Marston (Jack Daniels) - Would be a nice easter egg.

I thought this thread was lame but that would be a pretty decent Easter egg, I think Jack Marston might be better though sense we don't really know what all he went on to do with his life.

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grope_4_that_date

Captain's Hook (Captain Morgan)

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zackryderwoo

#4 Iceberg (Carlsberg)

#5 WNKD (WKD)

#6 Balls Copslam (Bells Hopslam)

 

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Smearmuff(Smirnoff)

 

@Esco,You're right Jack Marston would fit more than John Marston, and it would be less obvious.

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vicetremendouslysoon
The objective is to name fictional alcoholic drinks based on real life ones

that could be served in Tequi-la-la & Enema (The Nightclubs Seen in the GTA V Trailer at 1:01)

 

You have to go in order and you can't say the same one twice. I'll start at #1.

 

Okay here we go...

 

 

#1 Fäkerheister (Jägermeister)

Enema is not a nightclub or anything, it's rather a clothing store colgate.gif

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AFM (Audios **** your mother) instead of AMF (Adios Motherf*cker)

 

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AFM

If they will see this they you will be f*cked. sarcasm.gif

 

Do you even think that drugs will be served in this game? suicidal.gif

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AFM

If they will see this they you will be f*cked. sarcasm.gif

 

Do you even think that drugs will be served in this game? suicidal.gif

Who said anything about drugs idiot, they serve this in clubs.

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InSanitable

Replace Victorian Bitter (VB) with Vadge Burn. Not going to give an explanation of what it means here, google it if you don't know. tounge.gif

 

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Cosmic Gypsy

The other day i was in a shop and i literally saw DUFF beer. even with the same font as the Simpson for the name and everything.

 

I'd personally like to see a beer brand called like "Drunk Uncle Beers" or "Broken Home Beverage"

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Alba_Bhoy88
#4 Iceberg (Carlsberg)

#5 WNKD (WKD)

#6 Balls Copslam (Bells Hopslam)

LOL!

 

Iceberg would have been funny (and slightly creepy) in RDR given the close proximity to the actual titanic sinking.

 

The other 2 are quality.. WNKD lol

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#4 Iceberg (Carlsberg)

#5 WNKD (WKD)

#6 Balls Copslam (Bells Hopslam)

 

Haha "WNKD" i love that, that is quality! biggrin.gif

 

Steal Atwat (Stella Atrois) yes i know i suck at these things sad.gif

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John The Grudge

This sounds like fun.

 

Asahi = Ashehe

Corona = Colona

Fosters = Festers

Tiger = Liger

WKD = WTF

 

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Well i don't know if it's here but you do need Jack & Daniels...or in GTA world, Jake & Donalds?

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Smacks - Jacques cider

Bong Spliffs - John Smiths

Back Hardy - Bacardi

 

non alcholic but

 

Wangster - Monster

 

but the WNKD is def the best by far its that GTA im shocked its not already in it

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DJSmurf2009

Cant think of any red alcoholic drinks but i think crimson tide would be a nice one... considering its Hollywood and all, Saving Private ryan spoof at the beach?

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Buttwhiner - Budweiser

Queerness - Guinness

Jack Offers - Jack Daniels

Wackworth 6X - Wadworth 6X

Arsteiner - Warsteiner

Stuporg - Tuborg

 

 

 

 

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Seis Nueve XX = Dos Equis

Wanker 69 = Miller 64

Fud White = Bud Light

 

I suck at this suicidal.gif

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Seis Nueve XX = Dos Equis

 

it could be tres equis tounge.gif

 

budweiser, jack daniels and two or three more are already parodied

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