Cole Phelps Gta Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Man do these idiots really think we're dumb enough to really believe the sh*t they make up wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kent Traffic Cop Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 I already have the "test" thingy.... Alberto is the protag btw Proof: When something has the word "TEST" written on it, it's generally going to be fake - it's trying too hard to be convincing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsrow Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Did this f*ckery happen before IV too? Or is this bullsh*t unique to v? thinking about the same damn thing. I blame the GTAV info blackout from Rockstar for this insanity. I don't think it could have gotten this bad before GTA IV, or before any other game for that matter, not even Duke Nukem. On the other hand, a few of the parody posts on this thread are super-funny - they deserve a topic of their own, they are so good - at this point in the GTAV info blackout, parody posts like this are nearly as fundamental as internet memes such as LOLCATS. Maybe illiterate fake GTAV leaks could even become a website in their own right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long_Haired_Boy Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Of course there are Rockstar friends/Employees here. Thats just duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Light Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 what is this topic suppose to be? is anyone that retarded to believe this idiot or something? I believe him! ayegbready and PreciousWall 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrimStone7 Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 i also worked at Rockstar but quit for a better job at Area 51 and i know all info on GTA V. The map will be 10x the size of San Andreas and will future all areas of the map aswell as Vice City and new areas the main charector you play is Charlie Sheen the story is about him being fired from his hit TV show and life after the event he is living in a million dollar paradise but is selling drugs to kids and the disabled yes kids & disabled people are in you can enter a school full of kids and shoot them all there are even people with down syndrome and autism in the game that you can shout at and make fun off and they will go to a corner and cry during the story you want to be a billionaire and you work with terrorists and destory subways & buildings and later on in the story you go undercover in the USA army and invade Russia you go in a tank and fire at the Krilmin which destorys it you then become the President of USA sfter you kill the last one by throwing him off a plane into a volcano filled with box jellyfish and sharks while you become president you start to create evil plans to start the next 9/11 so you can invade countries to get more oil you also get the army to invade mars but the aliens there fight back and take over the worldNew futures: -Kids in the game which you can harm -Map 10x the size of GTA SA -You can be racist to people -Disabled people in the game -Aliens in the game -Chuck Norris easter egg -Obama easter egg -Police will arrest you if you wank in public -You can run around naked outside -You can chop off peoples co*k if you like -BOOBIES IN THE GAME!!! -Earthquakes like Hati & Japan in game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexGTAGamer Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Regarding that "test" picture, if you're going to make a faked test pic, at least put in the effort to remove the GTA IV radar in the bottom left hand corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan_J Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 OP Why you no lie good? xLRRR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
