EscoLehGo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 This is clearly part of the fictional war - no need for arguments about which side will win. There's no argument/debate/doubt about who would win. You're right, Russia, China, Japan, India, North Korea, South Korea, UK, Canada, Falklands, Argentina and Austrailia VS the USA. Yeah nobody's debating, America would get their (as you yanks would say) asses whooped. OT: The Australia- American War has always been something I have pondered over when listening to the radio in game;The war evidently happened prior to 1987 ,but, I don't recall it ever being mentioned in VCS which is only set three years previous to VC, so I'd say the war happened near enough 30 years before GTA V's set. Where'd you get all those irrelevant countries from? This is strictly an Australian vs America conflict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EscoLehGo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 I'd say Australia would win because I unfortunately live in backwards ass pussy America. They'd kick our asses. Lol. I don't give a sh*t, kill everybody. Lol, of course you don't you sad fag hipster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Pretty sure Australia would win, we got a nuke...sshh. I don't know about an Australia America thing, but any fake wars and other made up interesting media would be great, its a funny joke. LMAO Sorry to burst your bubble "mate" but Australia and their one nuke wouldn't beat America in a war, lol. War is actually the only thing America is still good at. Granted you don't have alot of brown people in Australia, and America performs best when bombing brown people, I still don't think you'd win. You got enough brown people that we'll kick your ass if you ever f*ck with us, but not enough for us to come start some sh*t with you. It was a joke dude, way to look like a fool taking it literally and looking like some narrow minded f*ck who the goes on to be a total racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace26 Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Pretty sure Australia would win, we got a nuke...sshh. I don't know about an Australia America thing, but any fake wars and other made up interesting media would be great, its a funny joke. LMAO Sorry to burst your bubble "mate" but Australia and their one nuke wouldn't beat America in a war, lol. War is actually the only thing America is still good at. Granted you don't have alot of brown people in Australia, and America performs best when bombing brown people, I still don't think you'd win. You got enough brown people that we'll kick your ass if you ever f*ck with us, but not enough for us to come start some sh*t with you. America is good at war? Really? When did this happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeycan8 Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 This site is full of nothing but retards. I'm getting sick of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace26 Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 (edited) Pretty sure Australia would win, we got a nuke...sshh. I don't know about an Australia America thing, but any fake wars and other made up interesting media would be great, its a funny joke. LMAO Sorry to burst your bubble "mate" but Australia and their one nuke wouldn't beat America in a war, lol. War is actually the only thing America is still good at. Granted you don't have alot of brown people in Australia, and America performs best when bombing brown people, I still don't think you'd win. You got enough brown people that we'll kick your ass if you ever f*ck with us, but not enough for us to come start some sh*t with you. Because of all the war winning the US is in 15 trillion dollars debt and the Australian dollar is worth more than the American dollar. We also have far cooler animals so we win. A few things. 1. You should be able to tell by my post that I'm no fan of the gazillion dollar war machine in America. I'm not proud that my country is the #1 bomber of brown people in the world. 2. OK, so I'm no fan of the Empire, but that said, if America and Australia had a war, Australia would cease to exist, the end. 3. Your dollar is worth more than America's dollar? LOL That's a good one considering they're both worthless peices of paper with nothing giving either of them any real value. 1. If your not proud that America is the 1# war monger why did you so happily exclaim America could annihilate Australia. 2. If America and Australia had a war. Australia would NOT cease to exist. Remember that Australia is part of the commonwealth, to which America is not. The commonwealth includes Mother Britain, Canada, and New Zealand. We have you surrounded. Also remember how many countries would join Australias side like China and Russia. America has no real friends. 3. The American dollar is backed by war. The Australian dollar is backed by raw materials like mining and agriculture. Edited March 11, 2012 by Jace26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EscoLehGo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Pretty sure Australia would win, we got a nuke...sshh. I don't know about an Australia America thing, but any fake wars and other made up interesting media would be great, its a funny joke. LMAO Sorry to burst your bubble "mate" but Australia and their one nuke wouldn't beat America in a war, lol. War is actually the only thing America is still good at. Granted you don't have alot of brown people in Australia, and America performs best when bombing brown people, I still don't think you'd win. You got enough brown people that we'll kick your ass if you ever f*ck with us, but not enough for us to come start some sh*t with you. Because of all the war winning the US is in 15 trillion dollars debt and the Australian dollar is worth more than the American dollar. We also have far cooler animals so we win. A few things. 1. You should be able to tell by my post that I'm no fan of the gazillion dollar war machine in America. I'm not proud that my country is the #1 bomber of brown people in the world. 2. OK, so I'm no fan of the Empire, but that said, if America and Australia had a war, Australia would cease to exist, the end. 3. Your dollar is worth more than America's dollar? LOL That's a good one considering they're both worthless peices of paper with nothing giving either of them any real value. 1. If your not proud that America is the 1# war monger why did you so happily exclaim America could annihilate Australia. 2. If America and Australia had a war. Australia would NOT cease to exist. Remember that Australia is part of the commonwealth, to which America is not. The commonwealth includes Mother Britain, Canada, and New Zealand. We have you surrounded. 3. The American dollar is backed by war. The Australian dollar is backed by raw materials like mining and agriculture. This a hypothetical war between two nations, not one nation and a commonwealth. I know it hurts your feelings and pride but one on one Mano y Mano Australia would get the feces kicked out of their backsides in a military confrontation with the united states. Then we'd bring all your women back home and make a Steve Irwin themed theme park out of what was left of your continent. Fortunately this will never happen since the two are great friends in real life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cole Phelps Gta Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 (edited) I always thought that the Australia-America war was Rockstars comical jab at the Ausralian ratings board and their outright ban at first and then sensoring of copies of grand theft auto post GTA III in Ausralia. hence even though GTA is made in the U.K it is set in America and the game itself was band/sensord in Ausralia equalling the Ausralia-America war. i Agree this is what its ALL about. What makes it worse is the fact what they edited isn't even bad. Picking the prositute's services and watching them f*ck is no big deal (compared to movies/tv) As for the blood i find it more annoying than anything i think the australian goverment did us a favor their. It got old real fast walking around covered in blood ( but i WASN'T bad or gory it was just your car and protag covered in red you see more on tv/movies) I pray the australian goverment see sence and understand what dumb c*nts they are Edited March 11, 2012 by Cole Phelps Gta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace26 Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Pretty sure Australia would win, we got a nuke...sshh. I don't know about an Australia America thing, but any fake wars and other made up interesting media would be great, its a funny joke. LMAO Sorry to burst your bubble "mate" but Australia and their one nuke wouldn't beat America in a war, lol. War is actually the only thing America is still good at. Granted you don't have alot of brown people in Australia, and America performs best when bombing brown people, I still don't think you'd win. You got enough brown people that we'll kick your ass if you ever f*ck with us, but not enough for us to come start some sh*t with you. Because of all the war winning the US is in 15 trillion dollars debt and the Australian dollar is worth more than the American dollar. We also have far cooler animals so we win. A few things. 1. You should be able to tell by my post that I'm no fan of the gazillion dollar war machine in America. I'm not proud that my country is the #1 bomber of brown people in the world. 2. OK, so I'm no fan of the Empire, but that said, if America and Australia had a war, Australia would cease to exist, the end. 3. Your dollar is worth more than America's dollar? LOL That's a good one considering they're both worthless peices of paper with nothing giving either of them any real value. 1. If your not proud that America is the 1# war monger why did you so happily exclaim America could annihilate Australia. 2. If America and Australia had a war. Australia would NOT cease to exist. Remember that Australia is part of the commonwealth, to which America is not. The commonwealth includes Mother Britain, Canada, and New Zealand. We have you surrounded. 3. The American dollar is backed by war. The Australian dollar is backed by raw materials like mining and agriculture. This a hypothetical war between two nations, not one nation and a commonwealth. I know it hurts your feelings and pride but one on one Mano y Mano Australia would get the feces kicked out of their backsides in a military confrontation with the united states. Then we'd bring all your women back home and make a Steve Irwin themed theme park out of what was left of your continent. Fortunately this will never happen since the two are great friends in real life In a hypothetical real war, Britain, Canada, New Zealand, majority of NATO, several south-east Asian nations, some middle eastern nations, and possibly even Russia, China, and Mexico would ALL side with Australia. Other than Australia America has no real friends, without Australia you have no one. In this situation Americas currency would collapse, even though the Australian dollar is worth more than an American dollar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Officer620 Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 What the hell has all this rubbish got to do with GTA V? This should be in The Lounge. Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EscoLehGo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Pretty sure Australia would win, we got a nuke...sshh. I don't know about an Australia America thing, but any fake wars and other made up interesting media would be great, its a funny joke. LMAO Sorry to burst your bubble "mate" but Australia and their one nuke wouldn't beat America in a war, lol. War is actually the only thing America is still good at. Granted you don't have alot of brown people in Australia, and America performs best when bombing brown people, I still don't think you'd win. You got enough brown people that we'll kick your ass if you ever f*ck with us, but not enough for us to come start some sh*t with you. Because of all the war winning the US is in 15 trillion dollars debt and the Australian dollar is worth more than the American dollar. We also have far cooler animals so we win. A few things. 1. You should be able to tell by my post that I'm no fan of the gazillion dollar war machine in America. I'm not proud that my country is the #1 bomber of brown people in the world. 2. OK, so I'm no fan of the Empire, but that said, if America and Australia had a war, Australia would cease to exist, the end. 3. Your dollar is worth more than America's dollar? LOL That's a good one considering they're both worthless peices of paper with nothing giving either of them any real value. 1. If your not proud that America is the 1# war monger why did you so happily exclaim America could annihilate Australia. 2. If America and Australia had a war. Australia would NOT cease to exist. Remember that Australia is part of the commonwealth, to which America is not. The commonwealth includes Mother Britain, Canada, and New Zealand. We have you surrounded. 3. The American dollar is backed by war. The Australian dollar is backed by raw materials like mining and agriculture. This a hypothetical war between two nations, not one nation and a commonwealth. I know it hurts your feelings and pride but one on one Mano y Mano Australia would get the feces kicked out of their backsides in a military confrontation with the united states. Then we'd bring all your women back home and make a Steve Irwin themed theme park out of what was left of your continent. Fortunately this will never happen since the two are great friends in real life In a hypothetical real war, Britain, Canada, New Zealand, majority of NATO, several south-east Asian nations, some middle eastern nations, and possibly even Russia, China, and Mexico would ALL side with Australia. Other than Australia America has no real friends, without Australia you have no one. In this situation Americas currency would collapse, even though the Australian dollar is worth more than an American dollar. We have tons of friends bro, we're much tighter with Britain and Canada than we are with you guys. You are greatly overestimating the political sway that your country holds. But in a hypothetical Mano y Mano war, you guys would lose and apparently in the gta universe you did lose, sorry bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Australia Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Pretty sure Australia would win, we got a nuke...sshh. I don't know about an Australia America thing, but any fake wars and other made up interesting media would be great, its a funny joke. LMAO Sorry to burst your bubble "mate" but Australia and their one nuke wouldn't beat America in a war, lol. War is actually the only thing America is still good at. Granted you don't have alot of brown people in Australia, and America performs best when bombing brown people, I still don't think you'd win. You got enough brown people that we'll kick your ass if you ever f*ck with us, but not enough for us to come start some sh*t with you. Because of all the war winning the US is in 15 trillion dollars debt and the Australian dollar is worth more than the American dollar. We also have far cooler animals so we win. A few things. 1. You should be able to tell by my post that I'm no fan of the gazillion dollar war machine in America. I'm not proud that my country is the #1 bomber of brown people in the world. 2. OK, so I'm no fan of the Empire, but that said, if America and Australia had a war, Australia would cease to exist, the end. 3. Your dollar is worth more than America's dollar? LOL That's a good one considering they're both worthless peices of paper with nothing giving either of them any real value. It should be noted that Australian notes are made out of plastic, not paper. It's also funny to note how seriously the American posters are taking all this war stuff with most of the Australian posts being more jokey. Just shows the difference in the two cultures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EscoLehGo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Pretty sure Australia would win, we got a nuke...sshh. I don't know about an Australia America thing, but any fake wars and other made up interesting media would be great, its a funny joke. LMAO Sorry to burst your bubble "mate" but Australia and their one nuke wouldn't beat America in a war, lol. War is actually the only thing America is still good at. Granted you don't have alot of brown people in Australia, and America performs best when bombing brown people, I still don't think you'd win. You got enough brown people that we'll kick your ass if you ever f*ck with us, but not enough for us to come start some sh*t with you. Because of all the war winning the US is in 15 trillion dollars debt and the Australian dollar is worth more than the American dollar. We also have far cooler animals so we win. A few things. 1. You should be able to tell by my post that I'm no fan of the gazillion dollar war machine in America. I'm not proud that my country is the #1 bomber of brown people in the world. 2. OK, so I'm no fan of the Empire, but that said, if America and Australia had a war, Australia would cease to exist, the end. 3. Your dollar is worth more than America's dollar? LOL That's a good one considering they're both worthless peices of paper with nothing giving either of them any real value. It should be noted that Australian notes are made out of plastic, not paper. It's also funny to note how seriously the American posters are taking all this war stuff with most of the Australian posts being more jokey. Just shows the difference in the two cultures. Naw not really, you guys started getting butt hurt and we just reacted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Australia Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 If you say so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyak Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 "When we whopped Ausrtalia's ASS!" - ammunation. I always remember hearing that and thinking 'When the f*ck did we have a war with America?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace26 Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 (edited) Pretty sure Australia would win, we got a nuke...sshh. I don't know about an Australia America thing, but any fake wars and other made up interesting media would be great, its a funny joke. LMAO Sorry to burst your bubble "mate" but Australia and their one nuke wouldn't beat America in a war, lol. War is actually the only thing America is still good at. Granted you don't have alot of brown people in Australia, and America performs best when bombing brown people, I still don't think you'd win. You got enough brown people that we'll kick your ass if you ever f*ck with us, but not enough for us to come start some sh*t with you. Because of all the war winning the US is in 15 trillion dollars debt and the Australian dollar is worth more than the American dollar. We also have far cooler animals so we win. A few things. 1. You should be able to tell by my post that I'm no fan of the gazillion dollar war machine in America. I'm not proud that my country is the #1 bomber of brown people in the world. 2. OK, so I'm no fan of the Empire, but that said, if America and Australia had a war, Australia would cease to exist, the end. 3. Your dollar is worth more than America's dollar? LOL That's a good one considering they're both worthless peices of paper with nothing giving either of them any real value. 1. If your not proud that America is the 1# war monger why did you so happily exclaim America could annihilate Australia. 2. If America and Australia had a war. Australia would NOT cease to exist. Remember that Australia is part of the commonwealth, to which America is not. The commonwealth includes Mother Britain, Canada, and New Zealand. We have you surrounded. 3. The American dollar is backed by war. The Australian dollar is backed by raw materials like mining and agriculture. This a hypothetical war between two nations, not one nation and a commonwealth. I know it hurts your feelings and pride but one on one Mano y Mano Australia would get the feces kicked out of their backsides in a military confrontation with the united states. Then we'd bring all your women back home and make a Steve Irwin themed theme park out of what was left of your continent. Fortunately this will never happen since the two are great friends in real life In a hypothetical real war, Britain, Canada, New Zealand, majority of NATO, several south-east Asian nations, some middle eastern nations, and possibly even Russia, China, and Mexico would ALL side with Australia. Other than Australia America has no real friends, without Australia you have no one. In this situation Americas currency would collapse, even though the Australian dollar is worth more than an American dollar. We have tons of friends bro, we're much tighter with Britain and Canada than we are with you guys. You are greatly overestimating the political sway that your country holds. But in a hypothetical Mano y Mano war, you guys would lose and apparently in the gta universe you did lose, sorry bro. What don't you understand about the Commonwealth? Any country that attacks one member of the commonwealth has to deal with the whole commonwealth and that includes America, it doesn't matter how good friends you are with a country. If Canada and Britain are better friends than Australia than how come they ditched you in Vietnam and Iraq while we stayed by your side? Hmm? Australia holds much more political sway in Asia than America ever has and ever will. A lot of south east Asian countries look up to us. Note: What are these tons of friends, Hmm? Edited March 11, 2012 by Jace26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niall Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 I love that this was pointed out, too many gorillas. I would be surprised not to hear more in V. Trideez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
too many gorillas Posted March 11, 2012 Author Share Posted March 11, 2012 (edited) Guys, one more time. This isn't an eighth grade political discussion. Get over yourselves and post something on topic or get out. Edit: In GTA:IV you can get drunk and try to drive a car. As soon as he enters it Niko says something along the lines of "If you drink and drive, Niko, you're a bloody idiot". Is this another jab at Australia by Rockstar? Edited March 11, 2012 by too many gorillas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Australia Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Guys, one more time. This isn't an eighth grade political discussion. Get over yourselves and post something on topic or get out. Edit: In GTA:IV you can get drunk and try to drive a car. As soon as he enters it Niko says something along the lines of "If you drink and drive, Niko, you're a bloody idiot". Is this another jab at Australia by Rockstar? Haha, that is incredibly subtle if it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 I see this topic has run its course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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