Sanjeem Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Hello Forumers, how you doing? I don't think there is a topic like this, not in the first 5 pages anyway. Basically this topic just came across my mind now. I was eating my sandwich a minute ago and the bread was very crusty, you know, one of those types that make loads of crumbs. Anyway I just remembered a technique that my old man taught me. It's pretty simple but I was like 6 at the time, when you take a bite out of something that could make crumbs, clench your lips onto it so the crumbs stick to your lips which reduces the debris falling to the ground. I do this often enough now however I do forget from time to time. I actually love how my dad taught me this, probably would have come with common sense but thanks to him I learned it earlier than most kids who just chomp on those cookies! It helps when your trying to not get crumbs on your shirt or just when you want to keep your room clean. Any of you got a similar story to share? I got one more, my dad taught some creepy sh*t. He said when you were in the forests and had no toilet paper and needed a sh*t, he showed me this weird ass technique of using leaves and sticks combined to wipe your behind and also use as a toothbrush (He was this wild, outdoor kind of person). He even demonstrated this when we went poaching one time. I was like 6 though still, can't remember this technique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaidRaida Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 he showed me this weird ass technique of using leaves and sticks combined to wipe your behind My grandpa used grass and fern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_stu Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 he showed me this weird ass technique of using leaves and sticks combined to wipe your behind and also use as a toothbrush (He was this wild, outdoor kind of person). He even demonstrated this when we went poaching one time. I was like 6 though still, can't remember this technique. Can't remember? Or don't want to remember? A small thing someone once showed me was the number to ChildLine: 0800 1111 And poaching? What the hell did you used to do at that age? Sneak into the African Savanna and hack a rhino's horn off? Or maybe grandma needed some new piano keys so nelly was paid a visit by the "dentists"? Someone once showed me how to tie my shoes, that was pretty neat. Hopefully one day I'll be able master it myself. Velcro will suffice for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasper Petrol Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 he showed me this weird ass technique of using leaves and sticks combined to wipe your behind and also use as a toothbrush This sounds like a recipe for dysentery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
na89340qv0n34b09q340 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 My dad once took an hour out of his day to show me the different parts of a car, and what I should do if anything ever goes wrong with them. I zoned out during the whole lecture, and only retained enough information to know how to check tire pressure, and jump the battery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanjeem Posted February 15, 2012 Author Share Posted February 15, 2012 he showed me this weird ass technique of using leaves and sticks combined to wipe your behind and also use as a toothbrush (He was this wild, outdoor kind of person). He even demonstrated this when we went poaching one time. I was like 6 though still, can't remember this technique. Can't remember? Or don't want to remember? A small thing someone once showed me was the number to ChildLine: 0800 1111 And poaching? What the hell did you used to do at that age? Sneak into the African Savanna and hack a rhino's horn off? Or maybe grandma needed some new piano keys so nelly was paid a visit by the "dentists"? Someone once showed me how to tie my shoes, that was pretty neat. Hopefully one day I'll be able master it myself. Velcro will suffice for now. Well, there's a story to that to. The only reason we went poaching is because that way he looked like he wasn't going out to the local pub drinking. He always did therefore when he took me "poaching" he would take me straight to the pub with him, thinking it would look all innocent to my mum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floro Solo Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 to wipe your behind and also use as a toothbrush (He was this wild, outdoor kind of person) Your father is Bear Grylls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanjeem Posted February 15, 2012 Author Share Posted February 15, 2012 to wipe your behind and also use as a toothbrush (He was this wild, outdoor kind of person) Your father is Bear Grylls? To be honest, he was probably better than the man himself. I mean he did come from Burma, a place covered in tropical rain forest and he did come from one of those tiny little towns where they literally hunt tigers and play with snakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RomansMoobs Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 My mom showed me how to roll a tight joint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintJimmy Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 My mom showed me how to roll a tight joint. One of my friends taught me a little trick when rolling, you leave the filter/roach half way to about three quarters hanging out of the paper whilst you roll, then when you roll you push the filter in and it tightens the sh*t out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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