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Happy Holidays from the GTANet team!

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Eating Kielbasa Sandwichs, and pizza while I watch NetFiix when not checking in the forums.

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I'm 18 years old, I'm 90% certain I'm gay, I'm scared to get another girlfriend as I wasn't aroused at all by my ex-partner, yet I'm also too afraid to tell the guys I like, that I'm interested in them. Valentines day makes couples happier, the singles sadder, and the sexually confused, just as sexually confused.

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I've had my hair and nails done, and I also treated myself to a vejazzle. Later my 6ft 4 hunk of a man Steve is going to have his wicked way with me. The headboard is broken so I'll just have to wear my cycling helmet instead. Oh god I hope he got me flowers!!!

 

I'll probably just have a half hearted wank later then cry myself to sleep

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I'm 18 years old, I'm 90% certain I'm gay, I'm scared to get another girlfriend as I wasn't aroused at all by my ex-partner, yet I'm also too afraid to tell the guys I like, that I'm interested in them. Valentines day makes couples happier, the singles sadder, and the sexually confused, just as sexually confused.

You described my life. colgate.gif But that day is just made up to take our money away. so..at least I like to think that...

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I'll go on a rampage in GTA IV, then I'll shoot Michelle in the face and go blowbowling with Roman.

 

For the rest I'll do nothing.

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School, homework, then work until 3AM. Yay!

 

Valentine's Day doesn't mean anything to me.

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Normal sh*t. Its sad to think that people need to make an extra effort on Valentines day when they are with someone, if they cared that much they wouldn't need a day to show it they should be doing it every day they are with that person.

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Absolutely f*ck all. Said happy valentines to a few girls I like, nothing serious, just for the laugh as we are not doing anything.

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Contemplate suicide as I realize that I'm spending V-day on a video game forum instead of taking a girl out to dinner.

 

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Just like every year during the feast of Lupercalia, I'll get drunk and naked, sacrifice a dog and a goat, then skin them and beat my girlfriend with their hides.

 

 

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Valentine's Day doesn't mean anything to me.

Doesn't do anything for me either...

 

At school they gave us hearth lights though, i took two and sold one for 10 cents tounge2.gif

 

The other one I gave away because it was broken...

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This was a week off college, so I didn't meet the girl I like, I would have given her buttery chocolate and possibly flowers, if I could find some cool sunglasses. I have a watery eye allergy against flowers.

 

I would call this an epic fail, but I won't, as I did not tell more things associated with that girl.

 

So today, I was thinking if I am like that 90% gay dude. Well, I did something, atleast.

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I'm 18 years old, I'm 90% certain I'm gay, I'm scared to get another girlfriend as I wasn't aroused at all by my ex-partner, yet I'm also too afraid to tell the guys I like, that I'm interested in them. Valentines day makes couples happier, the singles sadder, and the sexually confused, just as sexually confused.

Bone a dude! Go for it! Don't hesitate. tounge2.gif

 

I ain't doing sh*t. My girlfriend of three years has recently cheated on me, and left me for her cheating ex. So I'm staying in, watching TV and hopefully not crying and masturbating myself to sleep. suicidal.gif

"I might have laughed if I'd have remembered how."

 

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Same here.

 

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This explains everything I do today after school

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If it's any consolation to anyone else who's alone on valentines day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

 

I shall be cooking up some of my awesome pasta, being bitter and drinking a bit too much considering my early classes tomorrow. So basically what I call tuesday.

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