SlickSpencer8 Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 It's been confirmed! Staring at women's breast can supposedly stop a lot of diseases and make you live 4-5 years longer. Kinda crazy and funny but I guess it's true, so get your glasses cleaned off and start staring! Proof: http://www.researchut.com/site/node/112 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmellyJelly Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Also new: Featherless Chicken 'Needs Not Be Plucked' http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/2000003.stm It is an old article -- dated 2005. Still interesting though. I would just be surprised if most people hadn't heard of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSpencer8 Posted February 9, 2012 Author Share Posted February 9, 2012 It is an old article -- dated 2005. Still interesting though. I would just be surprised if most people hadn't heard of it. I didn't till now. I am now going to just stare, stare away! hah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmellyJelly Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 It is an old article -- dated 2005. Still interesting though. I would just be surprised if most people hadn't heard of it. I didn't till now. I am now going to just stare, stare away! hah Hah, shame you didn't know earlier then because this is a great excuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield 2 Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I guess this research was done by men : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIKKS66 Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 You're all welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lol232 Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 (edited) I guess this research was done by men : ) What else did you think ? Edited February 9, 2012 by lol232 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of delete key Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I guess this research was done by men : ) Dr Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study Usually pays to read the article before commenting My old landlord Bill was bedridden, and had this cute young nursing assistant who came by every day. She had a spectacular pair of breasts, and was a stereotypically perfect example of the oblivious 18yo "dumb blonde". I'm not entirely sure that she would have figured it out even if I told her to her face in plain English, "hey, I'm staring at your luscious tits, babe". She also had a habit of wearing low-cut tops... Moral of the story is that this paraplegic guy survived a stroke, pernicious diabetes, gangrene, the amputation of one, then the other leg, and decubitus of the ischium; and I at this same time survived a spider bite which severely affected my liver, and nearly caused the loss of my finger. I can personally attest to the validity of the good Doctor Weatherby's research through my own experience; if Bill's nurse was Olive Oyl or some dude, we'd both be dead. "I can just imagine him driving off the edge of a cliff like Thelma & Louise, playing his Q:13 mix at full volume, crying into a bottle." - Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bread Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 You're all welcome. Guess my workout for the day is over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 MY THREAD!! I'm home "Hey, My Eyes are up Here!" - Betty White (Superbowl advert) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viperman Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Ace, I love titties. - [- No Fear. No Limits. No Equal. -] - - [- Ride For Life -] - Digging deep. It's not just an expression that's thrown around the locker room at halftime. It's a way of life. A daily code that drives a champions existence. It's not always glamorous. It's not always blue skies and sunny days, and its certainly not always welcome. But love it or hate it, to become a true champion take pure, unrestricted commitment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Los Santos Pedestrian Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Also new: Featherless Chicken 'Needs Not Be Plucked' http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/2000003.stm It is an old article -- dated 2005. Still interesting though. I would just be surprised if most people hadn't heard of it. Remember this? "dud dats not gas dats a chikn" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Pink Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 When the police try to take me away again I'm just going to say I was excercising this time. Doctors orders. ＲＵＢＢΣＲ░Ｊ♢ＨＮＮＹ （スオッ） Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toup Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Problem is I won't have time to tell them it's healthy before I get slapped in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guib Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I am almost never sick, last year I only have been sick once, now I finally know why... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I'm stewed. I live in the city of ugly people(even ugly boobs). My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlowe. Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I'm the picture of health. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of delete key Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I'm stewed. I live in the city of ugly people(even ugly boobs). Yeah, what the hell is that? Did Philly pass an anti-hot-chick law or something? I never saw a town with so many unattractive people before. "I can just imagine him driving off the edge of a cliff like Thelma & Louise, playing his Q:13 mix at full volume, crying into a bottle." - Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I'm stewed. I live in the city of ugly people(even ugly boobs). Yeah, what the hell is that? Did Philly pass an anti-hot-chick law or something? I never saw a town with so many unattractive people before. Sad. Isn't it? At least I live near the universities where the chicks haven't been uglified yet. My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaidRaida Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Staring at women's breast [...] make you live 4-5 years longer NR: What is wrong with you? Where am I? God: Welcome to heaven, your time has come. NR: Are you mad? I stared at boobies all my life, even at night on the internet! I can´t die so young! God: Hm.... NR: So...? God: I see, somebody made a mistake. NR: The devil said the same last week. Additionally he asked for an alternative for megaupload. God: YOU KNOW ONE??? NR: f*ck you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertical limit Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I'm stewed. I live in the city of ugly people(even ugly boobs). God bless the Internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakshaft Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 I go to a uniform school so I get alot of ass views, its worth checking to see if that has any effect too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingdongs Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 I hate to ruin the party but how exactly is staring at tits for 30 minutes equivalent to cardiovascular exercise? This seems to me like another excuse for fat, creepy lazy f*cks to not exercise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiva. Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Staring at women's breast [...] make you live 4-5 years longer NR: What is wrong with you? Where am I? God: Welcome to heaven, your time has come. NR: Are you mad? I stared at boobies all my life, even at night on the internet! I can´t die so young! God: Hm.... NR: So...? God: I see, somebody made a mistake. NR: The devil said the same last week. Additionally he asked for an alternative for megaupload. God: YOU KNOW ONE??? NR: f*ck you! LOL, man. What is the relation between eyes and your heart? Will the eyes tell the heart that it has seen some tits and now it's heart's turn to pump for a longer time? Anyway, I still have some doubts in the research. Gonna google it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 I'd rather stare at bubble butts. Just sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 I'd rather stare at bubble butts. Just sayin'. Go right ahead My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 I'd rather stare at bubble butts. Just sayin'. Go right ahead I think there are peanuts on her ass. I'MA HUNGREH MAN! Oh wait it's just flies. That's no bubble butt. That's cottage cheese curds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 That's no bubble butt. That's cottage cheese curds. I thought it might have been a Chinese checkers board or something. I had no idea it was edible? My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 That's no bubble butt. That's cottage cheese curds. I thought it might have been a Chinese checkers board or something. I had no idea it was edible? On it's own I am unsure. Perhaps if we throw in some orange juice and banana slices. On the subject of titties. Do you like them sweaty and salty or clean and fresh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaidRaida Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Thank you trip, I think you just have ruined my Friday evening fun now with your pic post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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