LoveMediaExecutive Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Some brand names and people and their GTA-ified counterparts: Google = QuerySearch ("Building the largest info database, one user at a time") Jersey Shore = Alderney Beach Wikileaks = The Government Secrets Database OnStar = GalaxyRoute ("For when reading a map is too hard") Ghost Hunters = Paranormal Bounty Hunters (Think Ghost Hunters but with Rednecks) Nancy Grace = Judge Jane Churchill (Would be covering a celebrity murder trial throughout game) Geico = Green Lizard Insurance ("Saving big bucks on that hunk of rust") Dr. Kevorkian = Dr. Kevorkians' Insomnia Clinic ("Always helping you reach the big sleep!") Taco Bell = The Burrito Gong ("You'd prefer the bun.") Bob's Big Boy Resteraunt = Fat Jim's American Classic ("Classic American food, just don't look at the ingredients.") The O'Reilly Factor = The McReary News Hour ("Where the air is always hot") Best Buy = Cheapskate's Electronics ("Finding what you want at a low price, just don't ask for assistance") Macys = Mercy's ("Department store quality at Rodeo prices") Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives = Greasepits, Strip Clubs and Hangouts (Think a more late night version of that show) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickelist1 Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Cluckin' Bell moto: "We have great breasts!1!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0eladn Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Rapelloops, rapelicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Sevens Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Threddit (Clothes) CNUT (Aftershave) Piswasser Gold and Piswasser Clear. (Beer obviously). Crackacola (Soft drink). NUNS (Vegetarian Market). Shaved Puss Sex Better (Asian porn magazine). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughtius Maximus Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Saints Blow: The Third - Parody of Saints Row. In billboards, Shaundi's seen licking a dildo. Assasin's Weed: Reactions - Parody of Assasin's Creed Revealations. In billboards and Internet sites, Ezio's seen smoking weed crack which he put on his dagger. Titman - Parody of Hitman. An erotic film which takes the story of a hitman is ordered with killing a big tittied Vinewood star. Also it's announced during game, its game will be released. North Park - North Park is an animated television series for adults. The TV series takes the story of four little kids ( Stallone "Stal" March, Lyle Proflovski, Ric Fartman, Lenny McKormick ). The series commits not only realistic but also supernatural situations. Parody of South Park. Freaking Mad - Freaking Mad is an American TV series includes action, horror and drama. The TV series is mainly about drugs, takes the story of drug dealer Reece Purpleman and his highscool chemistry teacher Walker Wyatt. Walker starts helping Reece at his drug business with the offer of him. Sometimes series includes horror things; for example, in one of the episodes Reece and Walker tries to bust a ghost which enters their drug warehouse, or another example traffic monster tricks Reece, so Reece speeds down and he makes an accident with his mobile meth lab. Parody of Breaking Bad, but a little with horror figures. The Sinsons - The Sinsons is an animated sitcom takes the story of Sinson Family is a resident of hell. Sinson Family includes; Family's father Fomer is a lazy, spoiled, dumb man who works at Hellfield Nucleer Power Plant, loves drinking beer, sleeping and lying. Mother Narge is a concerned and lovely person, cares about his family but sometimes wishes a better husband. Son Fart's lazy, very naughty kid who always messes with his school's president. Elder daughter Rita's a hardworking, good hearting, helper kid who helps persons who need and supports charities. And younger daughter Boggie's a very clever girl. Parody of The Simpsons. Fifteen Man Squad - A film takes the story of a fifteen man squad of Serbian army which is ambushed on a mission during Bosnian War. Also in the billboards, the man in the front's similar to Niko Bellic with Sasha Clothes. A referrance to Niko Bellic from GTA IV. Snake Ball Z - A Japon anime which is broadcasting for make nostalgia. Take the story of Shon Joku, an advanturer young kid whose mission's collecting snake balls ( testis ). Shon has a blade to slash snake balls. Parody of Dragon Ball Z. Sender Scrolls V: Fryrim - Parody of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. You're Panborn, your mission is slashing dragons and fry them in pan. Some of them are the TV shows, games, I'm using my DLC Concept which in still progress. Also love this topic, if I find more, i will add. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionist Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 For that Audi r8 clone: Maudi RS That name is so terrible and sounding like its real counterpart it compares to the names Rockstar gave its cars before 2001. Examples: Impaler, Porka and Jugular But I like those names The R8 clone should have the Olympic logo as its badge: I've thought of another brand: Mutually Assured Construction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cousinletsgobowling Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Facebook - Stalkerview Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonBrody Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Möse Rot. Cheap wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackous666 Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 (edited) KFC - CFK (Californias flaming kitchens) lilo and stitch (cartoon for kids) - Dildo and bitch Edited January 30, 2012 by Blackous666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1whitebuddah Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 pppp (pedro's pedo pizza parlour) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ainsz Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 For that Audi r8 clone: Maudi RS That name is so terrible and sounding like its real counterpart it compares to the names Rockstar gave its cars before 2001. Examples: Impaler, Porka and Jugular I know mate, it's just something stupid me and my friend found funny because it's a play on words for 'mardy arse' which is a saying from where I'm from So I thought I'd share it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 FacialBook - Facebook Frisko - Cisco Beday - Ebay Gooch - Gucci Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraizer Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Allstate International Delivery Service"We will tell you when you have it." Bwahhhahaha! NICE! and very Rockstar like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunkyman Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Kikerteethin Beer. Fishy's Britches. Ghett-O's. Tweeky Poofs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senor_huevos_benedicto Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Beaters headphones by a Chris Brown parody. (Chris White or something inventive - it would just have to look like him) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KanapkaPoland Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Allstate International Delivery Service"We will tell you when you have it." Bwahhhahaha! NICE! and very Rockstar like! How sweet you laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkybub Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Pounds by Loc (beats parody) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr quick Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Ghett-O's cracked me the f*ck up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Restelo94 Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Some internet ones since it's changed more in terms of brands than other sectors which R* have parodied a lot already. Hipstur- Tumblr - "Because blogging original content is soooo mainstream" OAP- AOL- "The number one web service used by the elderly and those waking up from a 90s coma!" 69Fag- 9gag- "Enjoy seeing the same internet jokes over, over, and over again!" No Hablo Pablo- Google Translate/Babel "Because, hey, I'm not sitting Spanish 101 again!" HideUnderTheCoversUntilItGoesAway 2012 conspiracy websites- "It's like Y2K, but totally real this time" Ultra-Share- Megaupload- It could come with a federal warning due to it being shutdown Nile- Amazon And since it will focus a lot on rich/poor and the events of government and the economy why not: Citizens Opposing Constitutional Kleptocracy- The Occupy Movement (Not a brand exactly but whatever ) HeyDay- Pay-Day lenders "Rise and shine! pay up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickenwing Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Lony - Sony Pyke - Skype Oo-Ya! - Yahoo! Crapple - Apple 21st Century Cox - 20th Century Fox bGay - eBay Hotmale - Hotmail Dixar - Pixar Peesok - Reebok Semens - Siemens Bitcher - Twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OatMuffin Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Dinkun' Donuts, Where we put donuts in your holes.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARKUS. Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Facebook - Headbox Youtube - Crappyvidsharing.com Xbox 360 - Redbox 69 Angry Birds (the game) - Annoying dicks Wikipedia - Whiskyinfo Gtaforums.com - Trollforums.com Playstation 3 - Chubbymaker 3 Haha I hope you like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepperjack Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Cluckin' Bellmoto: "We have great breasts!1!" Actually i hope they bring back that moto that was on the radio on San Andreas. "If you love chicken with a sh*tty smell let's all go to cluckin' bell." Might have messed up on let's all go to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 North Park- South Park. (TV shows) Egay-Ebay. Faceblock-Facebook. Tweener-Twitter. Orange-Apple. Microhard-Microsoft. Phony-Sony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice1980 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Cumcast LMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotjoBoss Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 (edited) Are you waiting and searching for info about GTA5? Do you have the feeling you're getting angry and impatient because you are getting ignored as a fan? Then go to: [Link removed.] We will enlarge the feeling you already have. Edited January 31, 2012 by K^2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Pounds by Loc (beats parody) I like this one hahaha. Remember the domains? Looks like there is already some good parodies CashForDeadDreams.comSixFigureTemps.com StopPayingYourMortgage.net HammersteinFaust.com LifeInvader.com If these are indeed intended for GTA V, then it suggests that the game is set in relatively modern times, since the World Wide Web only became popular in the mid-1990s. Some have speculated that CashForDeadDreams could be a parody of Cash4Gold (or Cash For Clunkers?), that HammersteinFaust could be a parody of Goldman Sachs, and that LifeInvader could be a parody of LifeLock, or possibly even Facebook. I got a few...i think. - MeanPeace (lame) -Save the whales! Eat sharks! - intertops sports betting Change to WInter Jocks ice hockey betting, 'It's rigged, but you might still win'! -Instead of New York Giants, Liberty City midgets - Instead of Buffalo Bills maybe Jumbo Dildo's? 'We play HARD!!' I dunno haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scommetix Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 UK Bet Tips The Best Free Tips Hope it works! Respect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CluckinGuy69 Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 (edited) UK Bet Tips The Best Free Tips Hope it works! Respect GTA V was already out in 2013, this tread was made in 2012, one year before this game came out and you bumped the 6 years old topic. What's the point for making a new brand name when the game was already out, can you just keep it for "Create your own Brand name for GTA 6" topic? Edited February 26, 2018 by Ohhh123r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Uncle Himchin's Abortion Clinic + Italian Food Eatery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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