GTAboyWonder Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Make a list of brand names funny enough to be in V... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrialzGTAS Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Cumcast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Los Santos Pedestrian Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Los Santos Delivery American Surveying Service Professional State Canning That's all I can think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenpennyisplainevil Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Los Santos Delivery American Surveying Service Professional State Canning That's all I can think of. Haha, at first I thought: wtf is funny about Los Santos Delivery? Then I lol'd out loud: LSD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlshamn Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Cockstar gay-MS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickelist1 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Burger Sway Moto: "We shoot it, not lose it" Some of ya might not get it. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EncryptedReality Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Nokia: Insomnia "Connecting animals" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USAPatriot Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 The Molester 4x4: Molesting the earth for you're comfort! Or... The Molester 4x4: Molesting the earth in the comfort of your seat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Made Man Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Club 69(A very popular strip club nationwide) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommzy2 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 San Andreas Radio Service, SARS virus -.- Homofone - Vodafone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StockLoc Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 The Crapper Leasing cheap ass apartments for low prices! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydraulicWaRiOr Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 GLaDOlogy, parody of scientology, Praise her, amen [REDACTED] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loppaa80 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Fartin Babyhand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenpennyisplainevil Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 ComeShoot Shooting range: ComeShoot in my face! Or... A cosmetics company with specialists they call C-Men, short for Cosmetics Men. Slogan: C-Men: Straight on your face. Raincoat Corporation biologics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death2Drugs Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Video Games: Call of Duty = Conscription: Modern Gun Fighting 3 Saints Row: The Third = Angels Time 3: Makin' It Wacky Battlefield 3: Tactics 3 Halo 4 = Republican Space Rangers 4: It's Time to Finish the Fight....Again! TV Shows: iCarly = iDumbo Spongebob Squarepants and Cheers = Seafriends (which mainly involves a single, 24-year old frat sponge either working for his cheap lobster boss at an insurance agency or hanging with his stoner Starfish friend Gerald at a bar) MythBusters = Urban Legend Killers Note that I'm not really being sexually satirical, but rather poking fun at the products in general and their features, such as Saints Row being a wacky over the top game, and Halo lying about finishing the fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VLongo92 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Allstate International Delivery Service "We will tell you when you have it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jalaldinho Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 NINO Jalaldinho Beglo bam bam Grand theft Manual V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionist Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Orient SexPress - Lovely Thai Laydeez 4 U Gun-Ho - Tart packin' Heat Raunch Control - Standard in every Pegassi F*ckinem Palace - Best of British Onnadym Brake Pads - 3 months without a lawsuit Vladimir's PukeInn - Live like a Tsar, Die like a Tsar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Los Santos Pedestrian Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Video Games:Call of Duty = Conscription: Modern Gun Fighting 3 Saints Row: The Third = Angels Time 3: Makin' It Wacky Battlefield 3: Tactics 3 Halo 4 = Republican Space Rangers 4: It's Time to Finish the Fight....Again! TV Shows: iCarly = iDumbo Spongebob Squarepants and Cheers = Seafriends (which mainly involves a single, 24-year old frat sponge either working for his cheap lobster boss at an insurance agency or hanging with his stoner Starfish friend Gerald at a bar) MythBusters = Urban Legend Killers Note that I'm not really being sexually satirical, but rather poking fun at the products in general and their features, such as Saints Row being a wacky over the top game, and Halo lying about finishing the fight. Patrick (from spongebob) is already a former LSD addict. That's where all his brain cells went. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OchyGTA Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 (Match.com) - Snatch.Com (Why develop a meaningful relationship when you can have one on-line?) (Bebo) - youngteenfriends.com (Wait, we're still around?) (Hot Topic) - Tweenie Clothes (Now you can look like every other white teen!) (Kraft) - Cheese Kraap (Taking over loved British industires since 2010) (Subway) - Sandwich creator (Have an immigrant make your sandwich for 4 times the price it would cost you to make one) (Six Flags) - Five Flags (A flag down since 2005) (Xerox) - PrintaCrap (An office cliché you need apparently) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capricornus Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Cum-Hear: Parody of Beats by Dre headphones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexGTAGamer Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Shooting Down Stars A R* version of a talent show like "America's Got Talent" or "The X Factor" where if the contestants don't please the judges in their acts, the audience gets to shoot the contestant. The Kifloms A reality TV show about the Kiflom Cult and their day to day life on "The Farm" (which we all remember from SA). The Barry Springstein Show An obvious parody of The Jerry Springer Show, but this TV host has all the mannerisms of Martin Serious and Bas Rutten in one. Dicky Ted and his Pisto-O-Lettes Los Santos' first and only Disco themed shooting range. Home Repo Either a parody of Home Depo or a real estates agency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Pink Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Venis Lollipops. Your daughter and her friends will go wild for them! ＲＵＢＢΣＲ░Ｊ♢ＨＮＮＹ （スオッ） Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_getaway_driver Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Dr. Stanley's Abortion Clinic "You rape em', we scrape em'!" I'm messed up in the head. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ainsz Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 For that Audi r8 clone: Maudi RS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capricornus Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Dr. Stanley's Abortion Clinic"You rape em', we scrape em'!" I'm messed up in the head. . . No no, that's actually pretty damn good man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KanapkaPoland Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 1. Blazzers - you know what is about... 2. GreenTube - you know 3. TheyPorn - you know 4. Pornbump - you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Los Santos Pedestrian Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 For that Audi r8 clone: Maudi RS That name is so terrible and sounding like its real counterpart it compares to the names Rockstar gave its cars before 2001. Examples: Impaler, Porka and Jugular Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grope_4_that_date Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Dixieland ("Disneyland") is a theme park located in Anadem, Los Santos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumbassbuffet Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 how about a bird sanctuary. catchphrase "We've got great tits" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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