Pittsburqe Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 (edited) In the recent past, I have heard wise tales about having magic in Grand Theft Auto V, having little green dudes in Grand Theft Auto, and a severe amount of Bullsh*t. [8] Now I understand some people are attention seeking children and others, supposed grown men trying to improve their lives. But by no means am I not an ingenious person. By now you are probably thinking I'm suffering from a rare disease called retardation, or have smoked a little too much. I am telling you this is not the case. [==] I am here to spread the word of what I have heard, and predicted in the past. I recently took a guidance walk through this website and have seen the future. (Like no sh*t eh?) If you are still reading this post, I hope you do not lock this forum. (Let's be serious, there is a flipping topic about Steak, like come on!) My friend the sheep, explained how Grand Theft Auto V release schedule will not revolve around you and/or your lives. So now you must explain to the amighty one, why you believe Grand Theft Auto V is going to be... [D] Remember, I am the alimighty one. A specialized wax-figure out to steal the pride of you by trolling the remains of the future. I am also not desperate you uncivilized nut. [--] I do hope you too see what I have seen. You will be hearing from me again. And as always have a nice day. Cheers, P.S Don't lock this as I am what this forum needs. Edited January 29, 2012 by Pittsburqe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death2Drugs Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Are we this desperate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesthetic Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Are we this desperate? Intsert Facepalm pic here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluetops Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Are you deepthroat's master? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StockLoc Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Post reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pittsburqe Posted January 29, 2012 Author Share Posted January 29, 2012 (edited) Child Aborted. ^ Edited January 29, 2012 by Pittsburqe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USAPatriot Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Flight aborted. New flights will divert at D-5. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostarda42 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 I'm totally believing in you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USAPatriot Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 And it was said, there will be many false prophets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesthetic Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 These idiots are spreading. Fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pittsburqe Posted January 29, 2012 Author Share Posted January 29, 2012 (edited) And it was said, there will be many false prophets. I am the prophet. There is no S in Prophet. Edited January 29, 2012 by Pittsburqe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Yes, there's a thread about STEAK, but it has merit, what as this? highly questionable, perhaps you forget the principal that a website has it's own MEMBER history, and the inside jokes relate as such, like OGA, have you any idea about the "Secret Forums"? If not, then it's logical that a GTA NeXt thread about Steak seems misplaced, but it's something the Veterans just laugh off, like the newb responses on the forum, I'm not really in that camp, but I do know it's an OLD joke that with every GTA, a thread about Steak is likely to appear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pittsburqe Posted January 29, 2012 Author Share Posted January 29, 2012 Yes, there's a thread about STEAK, but it has merit, what as this? highly questionable, perhaps you forget the principal that a website has it's own MEMBER history, and the inside jokes relate as such, like OGA, have you any idea about the "Secret Forums"? If not, then it's logical that a GTA NeXt thread about Steak seems misplaced, but it's something the Veterans just laugh off, like the newb responses on the forum, I'm not really in that camp, but I do know it's an OLD joke that with every GTA, a thread about Steak is likely to appear! Perhaps you forget I am your prophet. I am here to lead the people, so they have some sh*t to believe in. You are disrespecting me and my people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Los Santos Pedestrian Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Remember, if there's ever a period at the end of the title of a post, and it has some prophecy crap in it, it's either by deepthroat (doesn't mean anything) or might lead us to something (the second trailer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfroCrew2022 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 f*ck this thread f*ck it hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pittsburqe Posted January 29, 2012 Author Share Posted January 29, 2012 f*ck this thread f*ck it hard Thankyou, but no thankyou. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 HEY , PROPHET DUDE GIVE US FIVE (5) REASONS WHY WE SHOULD BELIEVE YOU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C2H5OH Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pittsburqe Posted January 29, 2012 Author Share Posted January 29, 2012 HEY , PROPHET DUDE GIVE US FIVE (5) REASONS WHY WE SHOULD BELIEVE YOU. Okay as you wish, 1. I am the best. 2. I am the future. 3. I am the one. 4. I am needed. 5. I am Original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesthetic Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Dear God, you're mentally retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_stu Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 HEY , PROPHET DUDE GIVE US FIVE (5) REASONS WHY WE SHOULD BELIEVE YOU. Okay as you wish, 1. I am the worst. 2. I have no future. 3. I am one of many. 4. I want to be needed. 5. I am unoriginal. Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death2Drugs Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 HEY , PROPHET DUDE GIVE US FIVE (5) REASONS WHY WE SHOULD BELIEVE YOU. Okay as you wish, 1. I am the best. 2. I am the future. 3. I am the one. 4. I am needed. 5. I am Original. Okay prophet dude! You've just converted me! (Yeah right) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfroCrew2022 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 HEY , PROPHET DUDE GIVE US FIVE (5) REASONS WHY WE SHOULD BELIEVE YOU. Okay as you wish, 1. I am the best. 2. I am the future. 3. I am the one. 4. I am needed. 5. I am Original. You are a stupid sick mother f*cker who made a f*cking thread that is sh*t I meant f*ck the thread as in it should be locked so f*ck you Pittsburg and your five stupid reasons your not the best not the future not original not needed and are definitely not the one you studip f*ck I'm tired of stupid mother f*ckers who make threads that are complete sh*t and I've only been a member 2 mother f*cking days sh*t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pittsburqe Posted January 29, 2012 Author Share Posted January 29, 2012 Dear God, you're mentally retarded. I am the God. You just contradicted yourself. Therefore you are mentally retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesthetic Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 I'm sick of these mother f*cking idiots on this mother f*cking forum. (refrence to Snakes on a plane ) Edit: This thread needs a serious lock it's just going to turn into a religious argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death2Drugs Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Dear God, you're mentally retarded. I am the God. You just contradicted yourself. Therefore you are mentally retarded. Isn't that rather politically incorrect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 HEY , PROPHET DUDE GIVE US FIVE (5) REASONS WHY WE SHOULD BELIEVE YOU. Okay as you wish, 1. I am the best. 2. I am the future. 3. I am the one. 4. I am needed. 5. I am Original. 1. why are you the best? 2. what makes you the future? 3. what makes you the one? 4. what are you needed for? 5. what does originality have to do with this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfroCrew2022 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 I'm sick of these mother f*cking idiots on this mother f*cking forum. (refrence to Snakes on a plane ) These mother f*cking sh*t f*cks should stop posting pointless sh*t f*cking motherf*ckers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pittsburqe Posted January 29, 2012 Author Share Posted January 29, 2012 Dear God, you're mentally retarded. I am the God. You just contradicted yourself. Therefore you are mentally retarded. Isn't that rather politically incorrect? There is no Politicalness here. We do not believe in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 God broke the mold when he made you, Pitts! But he did the same for several humans I've come across Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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