Viperman Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Friends (lads) call me spazmo. Basically cause I'm generally always the one being convinced into trying all the stupid things first. Example; "come on spazmo, you can drop those stairs over the railing on the bmx" Also know as 'the balgonie bullet'.,the trials and motocross news paper dubbed me with it. Probably because I stay in coaltown of balgonie, and I'm fast. - [- No Fear. No Limits. No Equal. -] - - [- Ride For Life -] - Digging deep. It's not just an expression that's thrown around the locker room at halftime. It's a way of life. A daily code that drives a champions existence. It's not always glamorous. It's not always blue skies and sunny days, and its certainly not always welcome. But love it or hate it, to become a true champion take pure, unrestricted commitment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RomansMoobs Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I go by Black Dynamite. And Flacid, cause I walked up to a chick and told her I had a flacid, tiny, baby penis. Probably the funniest f*cking thing I've ever said to someone, I was also drunk/high. ...and no I do not have a flacid tiny baby penis. Twas a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oddsock Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Sure RomansMoobs. I've acquired a few nicknames from different groups of people. When my brother and I used to play with a local Airsoft group, he was a lot more involved with them than I was. His nickname was Neidy (pronounced 'nI-DEE') so although I had chosen for my name to be "Oddsock," everyone just called me "Neidy's brother" instead. I think it was pretty funny that they referred to me that way in every situation. In the Civil Air Patrol I recently reached the rank of 2nd Lieutenant so, since my first name is Dan, everyone calls me Lt. Dan. If you don't get it, watch Forrest Gump. I got the name "Peepers" from work. It came from one early morning, about 5AM, when I was working a special shift that involved a security detail for President Obama's visit to my campus. Being that I work with the Police Auxiliary, we didn't have a big role to play compared to the local police, state police, FBI, DHS, SWAT, and Secret Service around, but we lent ourselves to their aid anyway. So anyway it was about 5AM and we were all tired and waiting for the shift to begin when I started to play a game with a fellow female cowoker. The game, purely for my benefit, involves asking simple questions before slowly delving into very personal and strange questions to see how they react. I started by asking her about her major, then what year she was, then her class schedule, then where she lives on campus, when her roommates are around, her fears, whether or not she locks the doors and windows, and I think I was stopped there. Around that point another coworker called me a creeper, then another one called me a peeping tom, then another changed that into just "Peepers." Then, unbeknownst to my knowledge, my supervisors went online and found a little cartoon drawing of one character peering into the window of another character's shower. Then they posted that on a bulletin board reserved for imagery related to workers with an arrow and my ID number pointing at the spying character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr quick Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Moody Cause 'ts my last name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatGig Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 The game, purely for my benefit, involves asking simple questions before slowly delving into very personal and strange questions to see how they react. I started by asking her about her major, then what year she was, then her class schedule, then where she lives on campus, when her roommates are around, her fears, whether or not she locks the doors and windows, and I think I was stopped there. I knew I wasn't the only one I used to do a similar thing but it wouldn't be so gradual. I'd ask somewhat normal questions and then after about two or three I'd ask something that completely throws them off. Bloody good fun to see the way people react too. I might try it your way to get that more "uncomfortable" effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 (edited) Cambo, short for Campbell, sometimes people call me Rambo but that's because it rhymes with Cambo, that and i kill any vietnamese i see. I've also had lots of other nicknames, some with just 1 person and most haven't stuck so i'll list them and the backstory if i know it. Mad dog, when i was younger and played footie i wasn't very good at tackling and got a red card 5 minutes into my first game, i think they realised i wasn't a good defender so i played upfront for the years afterwards. Little Chris, i always hung around with people older then me so i was always the baby of the bunch, i still get called that one today by certain friends despite being 6'1. The Whippet, being a naughty kid i had many a chase off the police and never ever got caught. Niko, after GTA IV got released a few mates said i looked a bit like him and called me Niko for a few months, glad that died cause i don't look like him imo. The head, I had a fight in school which got pretty serious and i tried to break somebodies face by repeatedly headbutting them. The gay, most lads love discussing which girls they have done what with, i was never a bragger and didn't give anything away so as a bit of banter one of the lads made up a rumour i was gay and everybody believed it because nobody knew anything about my sex life. That one stuck for quite a while up until i shagged a girl everybody knew who confirmed i definately wasn't, i wasn't too bothered like cause it was the lad who started the rumours sister i smashed hahaha Edited January 30, 2012 by chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwabs Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 (edited) Grope, I don't have a nickname. What do I do? What do I have to do? Edited January 30, 2012 by ThaBoY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grope_4_that_date Posted January 31, 2012 Author Share Posted January 31, 2012 Grope, I don't have a nickname. What do I do? What do I have to do? No worries- your nickname is now Boner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanzant Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 I got the nickname "Vanzant" in high school during the beginning of football practice in 1999. The Varsity team thought it was my last name and kept calling me that. Used it as my Internet name since and I'm listed as that being my last name on social networking websites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meta187 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 In highschool it was "Zach the Mack" on account of being pretty flirtatious and changing girlfriends every month. After graduating I got a bit more off into Hip Hop, started cutting demos and doing some club appearances as "Meta Pathos", with a group called Action Click the more the name "Meta" was said and spoken the less "Zach" seemed to ever come up. Now I only hear my government name from my immediate family and a few old friends. ~ Studio: Q-13 Lounge / Q:13 Warrior Tunes / Interweb Chex Mix, yo.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xboxless Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 This is the perfect topic for what just happened this past week. At college with my friends I am known as Cthulu's bitch. Apparently I look like I would be raped by Cthulu any time he wants to. My family nickname is Deano, or Beano. I have no idea why I am called that, but now it has evolved into Tio Deano for my nephew and niece. Tio means uncle in Spanish and now I will be known as that to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danjodan Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Well my names daniel. And various people call me Danny or Dan, Or as my primary teacher used to call me "Dan the man". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpain Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 I have this friend named Lester. He has a gigantic moe on his face. You know what I call him? Molester. And why is this topic for 13+? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOTMILFDAD Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Well my name is obviously Nigel and the only person to give me a nick name is my girlfriend who calls me "Nig" (pronounced Nije according to her) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grope_4_that_date Posted February 4, 2012 Author Share Posted February 4, 2012 I added a list to the front page; I plan on updating it regularly. @ If you think of anything else that would be interesting to know about your fellow forum members, let me know. I'll consider adding it to the database. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Mister Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Real name is Andre. If people go by nicknames, its either Dre or Ray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 My name's Scott, but I've definitely gone by Scooter on occasion (or Scoot, because someone had misspelled my name like that before, which is how Scooter eventually came about). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korpi Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Real name is Andre. If people go by nicknames, its either Dre or Ray What instantly came to my mind was Andre the Giant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunk Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Big Dick McCoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straznicy Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Real name is Kieran. Usually get called Jonesy or Treebeard. Hate both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 My real name is Craig (no sh*t) but I get called Nostrils by my girlfriend and Craggle Rock by close friends. The first is because I have a rather large nose and as a result, quite large nostrils. The second is just because people are horribly uncreative and think that by rhyming Fraggle Rock with much of anything, they're now instantly cool and contemporary despite the TV show being older than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K^2 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I added a list to the front page; I plan on updating it regularly. Cida specifically stated that her name wasn't Aprecida, despite "Cida" being common nickname for it. Her name is actually Cida. Prior to filing a bug against any of my code, please consider this response to common concerns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OchyGTA Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 My real name us oli and ochy, bar the y, are actually my initials Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moth Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 My real name is Eric. And since grade 8 I've been called Tiny. Don't ask why, I don't even remember the reason at this point. Formerly known as The General Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padmasana Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 My real name is Lukas, but most of the time I go by Luke. I've never really had a nickname, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlowe. Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 (edited) My real name is Zach, I've never really had a nickname. My parents told me that they specifically named me Zach instead of Richard based soley on the reason that no one would call me Dick. They said you can do much with 'Zach'. Bless 'em. I did, however, once give myself a nickname - Magic. Because my court vision is unmatched by anyone, right on par with Magic Johnson's. I asked my friends and family to call me Magic, it didn't stick. Further proof one cannot simply give themselves a nickname. Edited February 6, 2012 by Marlowe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnotherDave Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 My real name is David, but most people call me Dave, largely because they're super f*cking creative and all that. I don't think I've ever had a nickname that's stuck. I occasionally get called Rodney, as I apparently bare some kind of resemblance to Nicholas Lyndhurst, and Frank, because of my sometimes uncanny likeness - dependant on haircut and beard status - to Frank Turner (this picture could almost be of me). I've been asked for autographs and photos at festivals before, which confused the hell out of me until I realised what was going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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