KanapkaPoland Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Yo, yo, yo, yo! I just went to a local clairvoyant and asked her about GTA V of course... I asked her three questions about it: 1. When we will hear some news about it? 2. Who's the protagonist? 3. When it will come out? And she answered me like she actually knew what she was talkin' about: 1. We will hear some news about GTA on February 1st. 2. The protagonist is a lost man who wants to be a better man but his will is not too strong and he needs much support from his family & friends. 3. From September to November, she said. What do you guys think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coral_City Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Don't assume people will know what the hell clairvoyant is, and take any information from outsiders with a grain of salt. Thread over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoanCrawford Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Yo, yo, yo, yo!I just went to a local clairvoyant and asked her about GTA V of course... I asked her three questions about it: 1. When we will hear some news about it? 2. Who's the protagonist? 3. When it will come out? And she answered me like she actually knew what she was talkin' about: 1. We will hear some news about GTA on February 1st. 2. The protagonist is a lost man who wants to be a better man but his will is not too strong and he needs much support from his family & friends. 3. From September to November, she said. What do you guys think? What is Clairvoyant? Is it a store? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan_J Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Anyone could have predicted those dates just by using logic ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Playert Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 (edited) Yo yo yo yo! I think you got ripped off! Yo yo yo yo! Nah but seriously, that scenario would be sweet BTW peeps, a clairvoyant is like a fortune teller. No i'm not kidding. Even i knew that and i'm Dutch. Edited January 25, 2012 by Johnny Playert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rere1love Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 a Clairvoyant is like a Medium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboyjr Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 1. We will hear some news about GTA on February 1st. Sure, why not. 2. The protagonist is a lost man who wants to be a better man but his will is not too strong and he needs much support from his family & friends. I could have told you that from the trailer. "I wanted to get away from that line of work... but you know how it is [robs a bank]". 3. From September to November, she said. You mean, like October? The month anyone with common sense has been saying? That's a pretty good clairvoyant. Ask her what the lottery numbers are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SocalsZHP Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 a Clairvoyant is like a Medium Was that supposed to clarify? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatstupidbug Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 why not hire a professional thief to steal a copy of GTA V for you directly from R* headquarter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rere1love Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 (edited) person that is psychic. can read the past present future living or dead Edited January 25, 2012 by rere1love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KanapkaPoland Posted January 25, 2012 Author Share Posted January 25, 2012 1. We will hear some news about GTA on February 1st. Sure, why not. 2. The protagonist is a lost man who wants to be a better man but his will is not too strong and he needs much support from his family & friends. I could have told you that from the trailer. "I wanted to get away from that line of work... but you know how it is [robs a bank]". 3. From September to November, she said. You mean, like October? The month anyone with common sense has been saying? That's a pretty good clairvoyant. Ask her what the lottery numbers are! Except that clairvoyant hasn't seen GTA V trailer and I guess she doesn't even know what GTA is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiepekeelGTA Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 What I don't understand about fortune-tellers and clairvoyants are why they always ask you what you want to know. I mean, since they can look ahead of time, why can't they answer you without you having to ask questions first? When you set foot in her house she should have straight away told you "Ah yes, I was expecting you, sit down and I will tell you all about GTA V". Now that would have been convincing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoanCrawford Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 1. We will hear some news about GTA on February 1st. Sure, why not. 2. The protagonist is a lost man who wants to be a better man but his will is not too strong and he needs much support from his family & friends. I could have told you that from the trailer. "I wanted to get away from that line of work... but you know how it is [robs a bank]". 3. From September to November, she said. You mean, like October? The month anyone with common sense has been saying? That's a pretty good clairvoyant. Ask her what the lottery numbers are! Except that clairvoyant hasn't seen GTA V trailer and I guess she doesn't even know what GTA is. We can see if she is correct when next week Wednesday rolls around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboyjr Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 What I don't understand about fortune-tellers and clairvoyants are why they always ask you what you want to know. I mean, since they can look ahead of time, why can't they answer you without you having to ask questions first? When you set foot in her house she should have straight away told you "Ah yes, I was expecting you, sit down and I will tell you all about GTA V". Now that would have been convincing. Also, why aren't they super-mega-rich? I mean, they should have predicted the lottery numbers plenty of times. Unless charging $10 for a palm reading is somehow more profitable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jalaldinho Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I just want to die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Moonshine Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Can you prove that you actually went to see the fortune teller? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IllnessGTA Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I predict bullsh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayze Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I just want to die Best post in the thread so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gifbrah Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I think the first poster is correct. I went to the same lady and she told me he's a registered pedophile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vormek Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Well, only one more week until we can find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackass2009 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Can you prove that you actually went to see the fortune teller? *facepalm* Just give him the benefit of the doubt, for Dude's sake. Now, there's a fortune teller at my local mall. I will go there and ask the same things, then compare results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shotGTA Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Yo yo yo yo! I think you got ripped off! Yo yo yo yo! Nah but seriously, that scenario would be sweet BTW peeps, a clairvoyant is like a fortune teller. No i'm not kidding. Even i knew that and i'm Dutch. i aprove that hes dutch . man , i already knew this for over a 2 month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ok im reloaded Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 lol now Rockstar is gonna see this and laugh. Yeah guys let's push the info date out some more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemoniCreature Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I can't believe this thread! hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creed Bratton Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 What do I think? Well I'm glad you asked. I think you're a troll, an idiot and an insult to human race. And only if you're lying. If you're actually telling the truth, multiply what I said with 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebby Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 (edited) What I don't understand is how she gave you a deffinate answer for the new information but gave you a brief "September to October" for the release. Even if the guy did go to a medium, I highly doubt the information is true. Edit: September to November.* Same thing. Edited January 25, 2012 by Method Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetman Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Hey guys don't diss it till February 1st is by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staten Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 What I don't understand about fortune-tellers and clairvoyants are why they always ask you what you want to know. I mean, since they can look ahead of time, why can't they answer you without you having to ask questions first? When you set foot in her house she should have straight away told you "Ah yes, I was expecting you, sit down and I will tell you all about GTA V". Now that would have been convincing. Also, why aren't they super-mega-rich? I mean, they should have predicted the lottery numbers plenty of times. Unless charging $10 for a palm reading is somehow more profitable. Of course they're super-rich. Who do you think runs the lotteries? That's right, the clairvoyants. They make money from the lottery itself, and they make money from people going to them to ask for the lottery numbers. As it happens, I went to a clairvoyant to ask about GTA V too. After I explained to her what GTA V was and what all the theories were about when it would be released and who the protagonist could be, I asked her what she could see in the future. Without a pause - except to use google for some reason (she said it was to check the weather forecast) - she told me the following: 1. We will hear about the game some time after another game has been released by the same company; 2. The protagonist will be a fictional character made up of pixels; 3. The game will come out when the development targets have been met and the publisher finds an acceptable release window. I was spooked out, you guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SocalsZHP Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 These fortune tellers are laughing all the way to the bank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RP2012 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 You know fortune tellers are bull****, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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