Benzoboy Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 (edited) I could even go swimming in lava! Invulnerability and resistance to pain would be great (I'd probably go for complete invincibility and pain resistance, including resistance to ageing) but I don't think swimming in lava would work. If you sank (which I reckon you would), you'd never get out, and eternity spent stuck there sounds really damn boring. But surely with unlimited wishes you could just wish yourself out, no? For the record, I'd go for the standard "Loads of money, big house(s)" etc. etc., one thing I'd like though would be the ability to learn things instantly, skills, languages etc. Edited January 18, 2012 by Benzoboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeperRed Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 I could even go swimming in lava! Invulnerability and resistance to pain would be great (I'd probably go for complete invincibility and pain resistance, including resistance to ageing) but I don't think swimming in lava would work. If you sank (which I reckon you would), you'd never get out, and eternity spent stuck there sounds really damn boring. But surely with unlimited wishes you could just wish yourself out, no? The wish has been used, hes stuck there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triple Penetration Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Here's the problem, if I wished for crazy powers I'd go crazy and probably start killing people or something equally nutty. So, I'd wish for something everyone could enjoy. Namely, that humans have an infinite set of teeth, not just two. It's a horrible evolutionary oversight. Wow, finally somebody who is not selfish. Give props to this man, everybody! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leik oh em jeez! Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 (edited) All about that cash money shawty. Or laundering. Whatever. Besides, it's more fun! Didn't you see that episode of The Simpsons? I have and admit it would be fun but alas the money calls. I also have very little idea of laundering that amount of money and yes I could buy everything cash but it would still be see as drug money by the police. Much rather have in the account with all the documents so I can tell the cops to f*ck off when they pull me over to question the legitimacy of how i acquired a solid gold Rolls Royce. No, no, no. First of all you don't want to give the police reason to question you. Now if you go to show them how legitimate it is, they'll first of all wonder how a billion pounds suddenly appeared in your account with no deposit or transfer, at which time you would probably be charged with both fraud and tax evasion, and the funds be removed from your account until they can figure out where it came from. Cash, on the other hand, you can deposit enough to keep your accounts filled out, keep some on you, and stash the rest. They have no reason to think oddly of the amount of money you're carrying, or the amount of money in your account, but you've got it whenever you need it and they have no way of knowing how much you have, or that you have any stashed at all. That said, I'd probably wish for a billion dollars, and a beautiful loyal woman. Keep the cash stashed, use only what I need to prevent myself from stuggling, start building custom cars, turn it into a business, invest a little money as I go. That way I'm set for life and no one has any reason to question it. Edited January 18, 2012 by leik oh em jeez! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triple Penetration Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Hmm, I thought I would use the time stopping wish differently. I wouldn't worry about storing or carrying the cash somewhere. I'd just stop the time whenever I want and take the money from somebody. Or a nearby bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeperRed Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 All about that cash money shawty. Or laundering. Whatever. Besides, it's more fun! Didn't you see that episode of The Simpsons? I have and admit it would be fun but alas the money calls. I also have very little idea of laundering that amount of money and yes I could buy everything cash but it would still be see as drug money by the police. Much rather have in the account with all the documents so I can tell the cops to f*ck off when they pull me over to question the legitimacy of how i acquired a solid gold Rolls Royce. No, no, no. First of all you don't want to give the police reason to question you. Now if you go to show them how legitimate it is, they'll first of all wonder how a billion pounds suddenly appeared in your account with no deposit or transfer, at which time you would probably be charged with both fraud and tax evasion, and the funds be removed from your account until they can figure out where it came from. Cash, on the other hand, you can deposit enough to keep your accounts filled out, keep some on you, and stash the rest. They have no reason to think oddly of the amount of money you're carrying, or the amount of money in your account, but you've got it whenever you need it and they have no way of knowing how much you have, or that you have any stashed at all. All the required paper work would come with it, just saying that I inherited the account from some rich guy. All legitimate money. Money in draws does not earn interest goddamit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebby Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 My wish would be for Christianity to never had been conceived.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2191987 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 My wish would be for Christianity to never had been conceived.. Please don't open that can of worms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 I'd wish for something everyone could enjoy. Namely, that humans have an infinite set of teeth, not just two. It's a horrible evolutionary oversight. Good thing evolution isn't finished. I guess the only thing that might stop us evolving into beings with more than 2 sets of teeth is the fact that advances in denistry moves faster than evolution. To aide in my laziness i'd wish for an endless beer bottle. My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooleokid Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 I'd wish for this stupid SOPA thing to go away. Not only for it to go away but for free music and movie downloads for everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbine23 Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 To have an amazing semester in college and at home by doing 100x better in school, getting a girl and making memories with my bros at home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itachi Uchiha Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 My wish is to learn how to fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakshaft Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Win the lottery or get a girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA36362355 Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Just one wish - Ageless life..Invincibility. I have always wondered how far the human race will survive. Being a witness of several thousand years is more interesting to me than anything else. Ya, I want anti-gravity and teleport skills as add-on packs, in case the Earth gets shattered. And just while typing this I can figure that I'll end up being Hancock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 I could even go swimming in lava! Invulnerability and resistance to pain would be great (I'd probably go for complete invincibility and pain resistance, including resistance to ageing) but I don't think swimming in lava would work. If you sank (which I reckon you would), you'd never get out, and eternity spent stuck there sounds really damn boring. Haha nice! I would wish to be able to be behind the scenes at a games developing company (ROckstar or Ea or something), or wish to be incredibly rich and be able to buy my way in there. I was going to wish for a hot ass girlfriend, but getting one of those is easier than the former. Being ageless would be cool, or the ability to time travel WITHOUT disrupting the time space continuum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satourn Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 I wanna learn how to skate and swim. I want time to go faster, OR to go back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 (edited) Being immortal/ageless would be pretty cool in theory. But it'd play havoc with your sense of time eventually. Think about how quickly the past, say, five years have gone past. I'm guessing it seems a lot faster than the rest of your life. I know time's starting to fly by me these days, it hit me the other day that I've been out of school nearly four years now, which is mental. I reckon it happens because when you're like 10, five years is 50% of the time you've been alive so it seems like ages. When you hit 20 it's just 25% so it's less grand in scale. Now imagine how long five years will feel like when you're 200 years old, it'd feel like a month does now. Eventually you'd have life long friendships with people you barely know, and before you know it they're gone. It'd be pretty sh*tty to be truly immortal, so I'd demand an "off" switch be included somewhere in the deal. Edited January 24, 2012 by Robinski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of delete key Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 I wish people would stop asking me what I would wish for. "I can just imagine him driving off the edge of a cliff like Thelma & Louise, playing his Q:13 mix at full volume, crying into a bottle." - Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meta187 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Win the lotto, take all my buds here to Vegas. bury them in the desert. ~ Studio: Q-13 Lounge / Q:13 Warrior Tunes / Interweb Chex Mix, yo.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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