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You have 1 wish, what would you wish for and why?

 

I would wish to go back in time to a Dean Martin concert, meet him, and get his autograph. Then come back to 2012 and frame it up and keep it for the rest of my life. icon14.gif

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My wish is for my dad to come out the bathroom so I can go take a piss.

 

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I would wish myself unlimited wishes.

What if you accidently cursed out your mother saying "I wish you were dead!"?

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I would wish myself unlimited wishes.

What if you accidently cursed out your mother saying "I wish you were dead!"?

Then I'm sure he'd just wish her back to life.

 

I think I'd wish for the ability to teleport. I love to travel, so it would be cool to be able to go anywhere on earth within the blink of an eye.

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I'd wish for this stupid SOPA thing to go away.

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Currently I only have one wish, but's that's private turn.gif

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I'd wish for an indestructable body, and the ablity to turn off pain. I'd just make tons of money throwing myself off of buildings and getting hit by trains. I could even go swimming in lava!

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I could even go swimming in lava!

Invulnerability and resistance to pain would be great (I'd probably go for complete invincibility and pain resistance, including resistance to ageing) but I don't think swimming in lava would work. If you sank (which I reckon you would), you'd never get out, and eternity spent stuck there sounds really damn boring.

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I'd wish for good health, my health at the moment is very poor what with my "condition", and other "conditions" on the side too. sad.gif

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Not having to sleep would be interesting. Though I fear the lack of something to bookend little segments of life might have adverse effects on how you perceive time eventually.

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I would wish myself unlimited wishes.

This, then I would wish all the other stuff you guys had wrote down, and I would wish that the wish only come true when I want to, so not if I accidently say the words "I wish"...

 

Oh, and I would wish that I was a cursed pirate... tounge2.gif

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Something like stopping time or spider-sense would be good enough for me.

I would be the best thief in the world and my neighbour wouldn't catch me stealing his apples as he set up a surveillance camera now. What a dick.

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If we couldn't wish for more wishes then I would wish for the obvious

 

1 billion pounds in a bank account ready for me. The one mistake everyone one makes is just wishing for the money, but unless its already in the bank your gonna have a tough time making the bank believe you came across a billion pounds because of a wish.

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Why stop at money? Wish for the ability to stop time and just rob the sh*t out of everything. Money + fun ability.




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Why stop at money? Wish for the ability to stop time and just rob the sh*t out of everything. Money + fun ability.

Still have to go through the process of putting that money into my account, even the process of stopping time wont help me there.

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All about that cash money shawty. Or laundering. Whatever. Besides, it's more fun! Didn't you see that episode of The Simpsons?




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All about that cash money shawty. Or laundering. Whatever. Besides, it's more fun! Didn't you see that episode of The Simpsons?

I have and admit it would be fun but alas the money calls. I also have very little idea of laundering that amount of money and yes I could buy everything cash but it would still be see as drug money by the police. Much rather have in the account with all the documents so I can tell the cops to f*ck off when they pull me over to question the legitimacy of how i acquired a solid gold Rolls Royce.

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I also have very little idea of laundering that amount of money and yes I could buy everything cash but it would still be see as drug money by the police.

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I am not sure what point you were trying to make with that picture (which is from Breaking Bad if remember correctly) but I know what money laundering is but I have no idea how I would launder one billion pounds into my account without raisin any suspicion.

 

EDIT: Oh I get it, your simply saying wikipedia is the source to my laundering woes. Too bad its on a blackout.

 

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Here's the problem, if I wished for crazy powers I'd go crazy and probably start killing people or something equally nutty. So, I'd wish for something everyone could enjoy. Namely, that humans have an infinite set of teeth, not just two. It's a horrible evolutionary oversight.

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