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Funniest moments of your life


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Have you experienced anything so funny that you have remembered it for so long? I've got loads. Here's one.

 

So this kid was a bully. He used to pick on anyone in my street. There was a new kid at the school that lived on the same street. The bully started annoying the new kid. The new kid got so pissed off that he punched the bully in the face, at the park, and the bully fell down the hill and got knocked out. A helicopter had to come, to pick him up lol.gif

 

EDIT - Guys, try not to always include schools or similar, by the way, since I already have a topic for that.

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A helicopter? For a punch in the face? What the hell did he punch him with? A car? Wow!

 

There's been some really funny moments for me, especially in college. This one happened afterwards though when I was working as a chef. I used to work 12 hours shifts and I had done so for about 11 days, so when it came to my day off, I was extremely happy. I woke up, kissed my girlfriend on the cheek and said good morning to the puppies (actual puppies, not her boobs). I stood up, walked over to the window ready to be bathed in sunshine and as grabbed the curtains I bellowed "...and he said...let there be light!", as I pulled them the curtain rod broke and it all came tumbling down. My girlfriend jumped out of bed to help me and in doing so stood on a plug. Imagine, if you will, a naked man wrestling with curtains and a naked woman hopping around a bedroom holding her foot while puppies run around chasing them. It was pretty damn funny biggrin.gif

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A helicopter? For a punch in the face? What the hell did he punch him with? A car? Wow!

 

There's been some really funny moments for me, especially in college. This one happened afterwards though when I was working as a chef. I used to work 12 hours shifts and I had done so for about 11 days, so when it came to my day off, I was extremely happy. I woke up, kissed my girlfriend on the cheek and said good morning to the puppies (actual puppies, not her boobs). I stood up, walked over to the window ready to be bathed in sunshine and as grabbed the curtains I bellowed "...and he said...let there be light!", as I pulled them the curtain rod broke and it all came tumbling down. My girlfriend jumped out of bed to help me and in doing so stood on a plug. Imagine, if you will, a naked man wrestling with curtains and a naked woman hopping around a bedroom holding her foot while puppies run around chasing them. It was pretty damn funny biggrin.gif

It's because he fell down the hill. The hill has a few 'hard' parts like rocks sticking out. He must have hit his head bad.

 

And that sounds like madness. All nude, getting a shower rod up, while being annoyed by puppies.

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Have you experienced anything so funny that you have remembered it for so long? I've got loads. Here's one.

 

So this kid was a bully. He used to pick on anyone in my street. There was a new kid at the school that lived on the same street. The bully started annoying the new kid. The new kid got so pissed off that he punched the bully in the face, at the park, and the bully fell down the hill and got knocked out. A helicopter had to come, to pick him up lol.gif

 

EDIT - Guys, try not to always include schools or similar, by the way, since I already have a topic for that.

 

Haha, yeah that's hilarious.

 

My funny moment was when a classmate of mine came into our school with a gun and shot two teachers and some other classmates which I didn't like biggrin.gif

 

Because if I don't like them, it's not a horrible thing, but it's funny!

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Have you experienced anything so funny that you have remembered it for so long? I've got loads. Here's one.

 

So this kid was a bully. He used to pick on anyone in my street. There was a new kid at the school that lived on the same street. The bully started annoying the new kid. The new kid got so pissed off that he punched the bully in the face, at the park, and the bully fell down the hill and got knocked out. A helicopter had to come, to pick him up lol.gif

 

EDIT - Guys, try not to always include schools or similar, by the way, since I already have a topic for that.

 

Haha, yeah that's hilarious.

 

My funny moment was when a classmate of mine came into our school with a gun and shot two teachers and some other classmates which I didn't like biggrin.gif

 

Because if I don't like them, it's not a horrible thing, but it's funny!

What da funk?! They shot people you didn't like?! You sure you didn't hire this guy to do so?!! notify.gif

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What da funk?! They shot people you didn't like?! You sure you didn't hire this guy to do so?!! notify.gif

He's yanking your chain, man.

 

Anyway, I have lots of fond memories of funny things that have happened in my life. Most of those moments have come from the antics of my cats, I must admit. biggrin.gif

 

One account would be the time my oldest cat tried to get onto the window sill from the TV stand. She missed the leap and grabbed onto the curtain where she hung there with a "what just happened?" look on her face for a few seconds until she eventually scrambled onto the window sill, all the while me and my brother were in tears laughing on the floor. lol.gif

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What da funk?! They shot people you didn't like?! You sure you didn't hire this guy to do so?!!  notify.gif

He's yanking your chain, man.

 

No sh*t, sherlock.

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What da funk?! They shot people you didn't like?! You sure you didn't hire this guy to do so?!!  notify.gif

He's yanking your chain, man.

 

No sh*t, sherlock.

Do you post anything that isn't complete spam?

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What da funk?! They shot people you didn't like?! You sure you didn't hire this guy to do so?!!  notify.gif

He's yanking your chain, man.

 

No sh*t, sherlock.

Do you post anything that isn't complete spam?

Well, he made this topic, that wasn't spam...

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What da funk?! They shot people you didn't like?! You sure you didn't hire this guy to do so?!!  notify.gif

He's yanking your chain, man.

 

No sh*t, sherlock.

Do you post anything that isn't complete spam?

Please tell me, how is that spam?

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What da funk?! They shot people you didn't like?! You sure you didn't hire this guy to do so?!!  notify.gif

He's yanking your chain, man.

 

No sh*t, sherlock.

Do you post anything that isn't complete spam?

Please tell me, how is that spam?

It's an abrupt, abrasive comment that will only get a similar response. You posted in your other thread (that was locked) in a similar way (which I pointed out) and you're doing the same thing here.

 

You post a thread, fill it with inane sh*t, wait for bemused people to post, swear at them, thread dies/is locked, you complain.

 

que?

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What da funk?! They shot people you didn't like?! You sure you didn't hire this guy to do so?!!  notify.gif

He's yanking your chain, man.

 

No sh*t, sherlock.

Do you post anything that isn't complete spam?

Please tell me, how is that spam?

It's an abrupt, abrasive comment that will only get a similar response. You posted in your other thread (that was locked) in a similar way (which I pointed out) and you're doing the same thing here.

 

You post a thread, fill it with inane sh*t, wait for bemused people to post, swear at them, thread dies/is locked, you complain.

 

que?

That's not what spamming means, though. And so what? So I'm allowed to defend myself on a forum? suicidal.gif

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Haha, I remember this one time, I was up a house party, and around 10 at night, a fight kicked off, glasses smashing, girls screaming, etc. The son of the owner of the house had his tshirt torn, bleeding nose and a black eye. The neighbors complained too the police, and a police van pulled up outside. There was drugs and alcohol all around the place, so people started to bail. The police entered the house, and caught most who ran away and brought them back to the house.

 

The one police officer said can I speak to someone whos 18, and the son of the house's owner went up, with a bleeding nose, torn tshirt and black eye, looking a lot worse for wear, and the police officer said "We've had a few complaints about noise, so can you keep the music down?", I sat there and started too piss myself laughing in disbelief.

 

Doesn't sound that funny now, but it was unbelievably hysteric at the time.

 

Ahhh.. Feeling rather nostalgic now tounge.gif

 

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What da funk?! They shot people you didn't like?! You sure you didn't hire this guy to do so?!!  notify.gif

He's yanking your chain, man.

 

No sh*t, sherlock.

Do you post anything that isn't complete spam?

Please tell me, how is that spam?

It's an abrupt, abrasive comment that will only get a similar response. You posted in your other thread (that was locked) in a similar way (which I pointed out) and you're doing the same thing here.

 

You post a thread, fill it with inane sh*t, wait for bemused people to post, swear at them, thread dies/is locked, you complain.

 

que?

That's not what spamming means, though. And so what? So I'm allowed to defend myself on a forum? suicidal.gif

Flaming, then?

 

Either way it's useless and unnecessary.

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@IllnessGTA: Listen to what this people are telling you or we might have to find another way to make you understand.

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@IllnessGTA: Listen to what this people are telling you or we might have to find another way to make you understand.

I haven't replied back to the person so I'm trying to stop spamming/flaming. I haven't been in this forum for a while, so I'm getting used to it again.

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There was that guy, a hardass I used to be afraid of, he was a neighbour of mine. He was older by a year or two, can't really remember. When I was 16, I stood up to him, kicked him in the balls. It was funny to see how much of a pussy he turned out to be.

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@IllnessGTA: Listen to what this people are telling you or we might have to find another way to make you understand.

I haven't replied back to the person so I'm trying to stop spamming/flaming. I haven't been in this forum for a while, so I'm getting used to it again.

Oh come on guys, This forum has a PM system, you know about it right?

Right now, we have a sh*tload of replies discussing what's spam and what is not. That's not really what I expected to read in this topic.

 

My funniest moments? These have been a lot. I remember when I was much younger, around 12 or so, we went to a school trip and a boy from my class has pissed in his pants... on the bus. I don't laugh about it anymore though, but I remember that it was a hell of a trip.

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In fifth grade I was the kid who everyone made fun of for being weird, I sat next to these three especially sh*tty kids who did nothing but make me cry in the bathroom, and slit my wrists in the janitors closet. Anyway, one of the kids was always coming in late, getting Fs, etc., and the teacher started noticing how much of a d*ck he was to me, and a few other kids. One day she asked him what year Columbus arrived in the Americas, and he kept throwing out random dates, and chuckling a bit, until he started getting frustrated. The teacher kept asking him, and eventually he started crying, she continued asking him, and threatened to call the office for insubordination until he left the room in tears. The whole class was laughing at him, but it didn't change him as a person confused.gif.

 

 

There was another time about a year before that, in fourth grade art class, our school had some program where the special needs kids would be tacked onto the other classes during elective courses. This one kid who had ADD or something began playing his gameboy in art class while the teacher was giving her class, and she decided to ask him for it. He said no, and so she had to pry it from his hands, he got up, and began chasing her around the room screaming "GIMME BACK MA GAMEBOY!!" While running around the desks which were in circular formation at the time she had to try to break for the emergency button which was over by her desk. After a few revolutions she pressed it, and had to run a while longer until security came in. At the time it was one of those moments that gave you chills because you were expecting violence, but whenever I look back at it i can't help but think it was funny. The teacher was quite large.

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Another fond memory has come to mind.

 

I must have been around 4 years old at the time, but basically every year my family would go on holiday to this place called Boscaslte in Cornwall (now completely changed after the flash flood that hit there in 2004). Anyway there is a small river that passes through the village and there are rocks in the river that you can jump onto to get to the other side. So me, my dad and mum and my two brothers are walking over these rocks when suddenly my oldest brother yelled "Watch me make this jump." He jumped from the rock he was sanding on, landed on another one but slipped on some algae that was growing on said rock and he fell straight into the river on his ass. lol.gif

 

None of us have ever forgotten that moment. We used to go back to the river and remembered what had happened there, but as I mentioned the whole village was destroyed and had to be rebuilt after the flood of 2004, even the river runs a slightly different course now. sad.gif

 

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One account would be the time my oldest cat tried to get onto the window sill from the TV stand. She missed the leap and grabbed onto the curtain where she hung there with a "what just happened?" look on her face for a few seconds until she eventually scrambled onto the window sill, all the while me and my brother were in tears laughing on the floor. lol.gif

I love how cats can walk away from such a situation but still feel as cool as ice. Dogs on the other hand...

 

The mother of the pups I previously mentioned was a rather hyperactive animal to say the least. One day we were putting together a glass TV unit. We left the sheet of glass by the couch so that it was out of the way. During the process of "building" this unit, the dog started getting excited and wanted to play with the polystyrene and all sorts of other bits and bobs. My girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to throw something for her so we could get her out of the way so she threw her stuffed rabbit towards the couch. The dog thundered towards it and eventually met the pane of glass. Luckily for her she merely slipped and went face first into the couch. She sat there sniffing it for about two minutes pretending that meant to do it. Bloody brilliant animals they were.

 

It's one of those "you had to be there" moments, I think.

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I was probably like 13 but me and a few Friends went swimming at the pool by our house, We were just jacking around being stupid and my friend came up out of the water and this Black kid we just met was like you look like a girl and my friend was like at least my head doesn't look like a Left Nut(The kid was bald and had a nut shaped head) I just fell down and almost pissed my pants. Also at the same pool one time we saw a dude that was just sun tanning and he had a huge bulge in his shorts. I have alot of Funny moments in my life and I am a person who can't stop laughing once I start.

 

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