IllnessGTA Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 (edited) I made this topic a year ago, but some trolls destroyed it and the admins locked it. Basically, the trolls destroyed it because of an incident at the cinema which people thought was my fault. I'm not gonna post it here. I'll post a different one (I mean two). Experience 1: So me and my 2 friends went to watch Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Jesus Christ, that was one boring movie. One of my friends, due to being bored at this crappy movie, thought it would have been funny to fart on my other friend's face. An Irish guy shouted 'Shut up, you f*cking idiots' so my friend ran to the corner and stayed there till the film finished and he left. Experience 2: A pretty basic one. 2 of my friends and me went to watch Real Steel. This annoying little brat then started shouting 'ARNOLD! ARNOLD!' The mum went with the kid outside, yet you could still hear her say 'ARNOLD! ARNOLD!' The mum came back in, and the kid started it again. So yeah, have you ever had a bad, good, funny or dumb cinema experience? EDIT - To all the retards who can't read, my friend farted on my friend's face, meaning that me and my other friend didn't do anything wrong. Jeez, read properly.... Edited January 16, 2012 by IllnessGTA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torcidas Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 What are you, like 5 years old? You go to the theatres to watch a movie, not dick around like you assclowns. Good on the Irish guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sauron Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 This one time I was going to the cinema then I took an arrow to the knee, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apex. Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 So basically you're calling the little kid a brat for shouting out in the middle of a film, but when you and your friends decide to do it, it's okay? Right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Los Santos Pedestrian Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 This one time I was going to the cinema then I took an arrow to the knee, That reminds me of this one time where I never liked those jokes, and saw how people mistake the comma button for the period button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IllnessGTA Posted January 16, 2012 Author Share Posted January 16, 2012 So basically you're calling the little kid a brat for shouting out in the middle of a film, but when you and your friends decide to do it, it's okay? Right... What did me and my friends do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IllnessGTA Posted January 16, 2012 Author Share Posted January 16, 2012 What are you, like 5 years old? You go to the theatres to watch a movie, not dick around like you assclowns. Good on the Irish guy. Are you f*cking retarded or something? My FRIEND did that, not me. We were actually falling asleep but he did that and the Irish guy scared him off. Jesus, read properly, you spas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apex. Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 So basically you're calling the little kid a brat for shouting out in the middle of a film, but when you and your friends decide to do it, it's okay? Right... What did me and my friends do? Ask the irishman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 So basically you're calling the little kid a brat for shouting out in the middle of a film, but when you and your friends decide to do it, it's okay? Right... What did me and my friends do? One of my friends, due to being bored at this crappy movie, thought it would have been funny to fart on my other friend's face. An Irish guy shouted 'Shut up, you f*cking idiots' so my friend ran to the corner and stayed there till the film finished and he left. Well if someone else sitting in the theater has to stand up and tell you to "Shut Up" - then you are the same as the little screaming brat you referred to in your other example. I'm not trying to be a dick or anything. Just pointing that out. --- We used to sneak beer(bottles) into the movies. You know how theaters have that sloping floor? Well, once I kicked over all the empties that were at our feet and they loudly clanked their way down the slope. Once I was at an artsy movie where the crowed was all black people. Bear in mind, I'm just a skinny white kid. I had drank way too much and ended up puking at my seat soon after the movie started. But that isn't my story - my story is more of how it must have looked when the only 4 white people in the theater got up and left 5 minutes after the movie started. My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IllnessGTA Posted January 16, 2012 Author Share Posted January 16, 2012 So basically you're calling the little kid a brat for shouting out in the middle of a film, but when you and your friends decide to do it, it's okay? Right... What did me and my friends do? One of my friends, due to being bored at this crappy movie, thought it would have been funny to fart on my other friend's face. An Irish guy shouted 'Shut up, you f*cking idiots' so my friend ran to the corner and stayed there till the film finished and he left. Well if someone else sitting in the theater has to stand up and tell you to "Shut Up" - then you are the same as the little screaming brat you referred to in your other example. I'm not trying to be a dick or anything. Just pointing that out. If someone farted in your face, would you just sit there all normal? Of course we went 'Ahh!' because this friend was a fat f*cker who used to eat a lot. I don't think I'll sit there happily if someone does that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IllnessGTA Posted January 16, 2012 Author Share Posted January 16, 2012 So basically you're calling the little kid a brat for shouting out in the middle of a film, but when you and your friends decide to do it, it's okay? Right... What did me and my friends do? Ask the irishman. Oh, you meant 'your friend' then? Because my other friend and I didn't do anything. Maybe you should get your eyes checked, bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oddsock Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 When my brother, his friend, and I went to see "The Eagle" we were enjoying it up until the part where that Roman had an epiphany and said that he wasn't running away from his country, he was running away from himself. At that moment the entire theater lost it. All of us cracked up. It was too funny. The only bad experiences I've had have been in Mexico. For some reason people don't know to leave their kids at home in Mexico, so the theater was full of babies and whining toddlers . That's about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DP Man Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 (edited) I made this topic a year ago, but some trolls destroyed it and the admins locked it. Basically, the trolls destroyed it because of an incident at the cinema which people thought was my fault. I'm not gonna post it here. I'll post a different one (I mean two). Experience 1: So me and my 2 friends went to watch Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Jesus Christ, that was one boring movie. One of my friends, due to being bored at this crappy movie, thought it would have been funny to fart on my other friend's face. An Irish guy shouted 'Shut up, you f*cking idiots' so my friend ran to the corner and stayed there till the film finished and he left. You're just asking for it. As for my worst experience, seeing the Clone Wars in cinema and there being a huge amount of noisey kids. Also when I saw the Golden Compass parents brought their babies to the cinema which resulted in a lot of crying Edited January 16, 2012 by DP Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 The last picture I saw was 'Mother, Jugs, and Speed'. I had to pay 2.50$ to get in and there was all these Brats running up and down the isles screaming the dialog of the movie. Last time I paid to see a movie. Imagin just the one picture and cartoon, what's the world coming too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOTMILFDAD Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 No bad experiences for me as I like to watch the films I pay for, but I do have a story: When the first Harry Potter film came out, I went for my friends 10th or 11th birthday and I actually managed to fall asleep mid-way. Don't ask me how as after re-watching the entire series this past weekend, that whole chess scene/Voldermort scene was loud as hell, especially in the theater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceRay Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Why the f*ck do parents bring little children and babies to movies? They're not going to remember it and it ruins it for everyone else. Seriously, when I saw Up the second time, there were a bunch of children crying whenever the bird showed up. Can't they get a sitter or not go? So, other than that, nothing really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpain Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 This one time... at a cinema... I was watching The Proposal with a couple of guys, District 9 was apparently too mature for us at that time. Believe it or not, Sandra Bullock had a nip slip in that film. During that slippery scene, she was saying something like "It takes two to realized something blah blah blah." I basically said outloud "It takes two to see a nipple." People laughed, then people shushed and these couple of lesbians (I think they were, they were hugging each other throughout the entire movie) sitting right in front of me gave me a verbal bashing. Could not understood a word they said because I was busy laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sauron Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 This one time I was going to the cinema then I took an arrow to the knee, That reminds me of this one time where I never liked those jokes, and saw how people mistake the comma button for the period button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IllnessGTA Posted January 16, 2012 Author Share Posted January 16, 2012 You're just asking for it. How exactly am I asking for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 I made this topic a year ago, but some trolls destroyed it and the admins locked it. The first person to throw his toys out of the pram and start swearing at people in this thread was you. Just an observation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeperRed Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Experience 1: So me and my 2 friends went to watch Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Jesus Christ, that was one boring movie. One of my friends, due to being bored at this crappy movie, thought it would have been funny to fart on my other friend's face. An Irish guy shouted 'Shut up, you f*cking idiots' so my friend ran to the corner and stayed there till the film finished and he left. Its clear you wouldn't enjoy that film if you think its funny to fart in someone's face in a cinema. If I was there I would of told you to shut the f*ck up aswell. OT: When seeing spiderman some kid ran up to the front and started trying to climb the screen like peter parker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 I have never really been stupid at the movies, i go there to enjoy the movie, but i went with three of my my mates. Actually went with on of my mates and his little brother and his friend came along (A few years back we were 16 or 17) anyway they were being stupid, throwing food and stuff so we moved away because we wanted to watch the movie. Eventually we got sick of them throwing things and making a helluva racket, and the last straw was when they threw a drink bottle and people were starting to get pretty aggravated, i was about hurl food at them but i had a better idea. There was a man sitting right in front of them who was very aware of their antics, so with a cleverly placed hard throw i hit him in the side of the face with a biscuit, my mate and i both heard it slap on his cheek, he stood up and turned around and absolutely went off at my friends little brother grabbed him by the shirt and shook him around. The rest of the movie was nice and quiet after that. Oh yeah to the OP, just a warning, nowadays if i EVER get hit with food in the cinema, and i know who it is, somebody is gonna get hurt, i don't f*cking pay money to be harassed by some immature f*cks, if you run into me in a cinema pulling sh*t like that, be warned your gonna leave bleeding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IllnessGTA Posted January 16, 2012 Author Share Posted January 16, 2012 Experience 1: So me and my 2 friends went to watch Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Jesus Christ, that was one boring movie. One of my friends, due to being bored at this crappy movie, thought it would have been funny to fart on my other friend's face. An Irish guy shouted 'Shut up, you f*cking idiots' so my friend ran to the corner and stayed there till the film finished and he left. Its clear you wouldn't enjoy that film if you think its funny to fart in someone's face in a cinema. If I was there I would of told you to shut the f*ck up aswell. Wow, another retard who can't read. Me and my other friend did nothing wrong (why do you think he was the only one running to the corner to avoid the Irish guy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IllnessGTA Posted January 16, 2012 Author Share Posted January 16, 2012 Oh yeah to the OP, just a warning, nowadays if i EVER get hit with food in the cinema, and i know who it is, somebody is gonna get hurt, i don't f*cking pay money to be harassed by some immature f*cks, if you run into me in a cinema pulling sh*t like that, be warned your gonna leave bleeding. Has this got to do with the farting situation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 During the Dark Knight, specifically the scene where Harvey lights the side of his face on fire, the hick behind me blurted out "Scarface". He meant to say "Two-Face" as in, "I'm so smart guys I can see what's gonna happen next", but ended up looking like a retard. I can't go with my grandparents to movies anymore because after every preview my pappy has to say something so old-people-ish that my stomach turns. Like "that looks like a barrel of laughs" really loud. Also I once had to overhear someone repeating every line to their friend who asked, "what did he say?" every 30 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IllnessGTA Posted January 16, 2012 Author Share Posted January 16, 2012 During the Dark Knight, specifically the scene where Harvey lights the side of his face on fire, the hick behind me blurted out "Scarface". He meant to say "Two-Face" as in, "I'm so smart guys I can see what's gonna happen next", but ended up looking like a retard. Lol. what a spas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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