How to talk to a girl?

[KanapkaPoland]

Yo.

I'm 16 years old. I never had a girlfriend ever before. Not that I have a problem talking with women or something. I just feel that 'that' moment came just by now and it's time to say my hands goodbye and start something new. So, I'm interested in some girl from my school.

She's a year younger than me. I started to observe her since school started on September and I admit she's cute. I want to ask her if she could go out with me somewhere (pizza or cinema or something)... But the problem is - she doesn't know me. And I actually don't know her too. We don't even know our names. And I don't know how to talk to her, how to meet her closer and how to begin some friendship. And how to expand that friendship then...

 

Ideas, anyone?

[tony da boss]

 

I started to observe her since school started

Lol your english is good for being polish, but the way you worded that was kind of creepy in english.

 

But yeah, just look at the cool kids at your school who have sex with the hot girls and copy their body language. Practice having a fun personality with women and then you're pretty much set. Never have awkward pauses or anything, you must always have a conversation going on wherever you are.

 

Edit - Start talking to her by just randomly starting a conversation about anything, and make it seem casual not liked you planned it out.

Edited January 6, 2012 by TDP992

[Finn 7 five 11]

 

I started to observe her since school started

Lol your english is good for being polish, but the way you worded that was kind of creepy in english.

 

But yeah, just look at the cool kids at your school who have sex with the hot girls and copy their body language. Practice having a fun personality with women and then you're pretty much set. Never have awkward pauses or anything, you must always have a conversation going on wherever you are.

Yeah hahaha, i read that part as well and though...erm that sounds bad, please do put it in the quotable notables topic, i post there too much so you can take it.

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Well, if you know anyone friends with her it is easier, or she does sport with you or something, you could just introduce yourself, but doing that, especially at school is difficult, if you find yourself nearby and she is by herself, introduce yourself, "Hi how are you" "i know of you, i want to get to know you" (Or the polish equivalent) something along those lines, those are just some generic ways to start a conversation, feel free to be inventive.

To expand the friendship, well that comes pretty naturally, but at some point your going to have to ask her to date you, or in a less confronting way, ask to hang out after school (Movies or something, maybe just at each others houses).

Once you introduce yourself, or get to know her via other means (Please don't use Observing through binoculars as a means of getting to know her) you'll know what to do, it's like a friendship, you just gotta speed up the process a little and when you feel the time is right, as her out

Like i said, it comes naturally.

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@TDP not all pauses or silences are awkward, once you know someone you can have a comfortable silence, but yeah being talkative helps.

[anus]

Be yourself.

 

That is the ONLY true advice when it comes to ANYTHING in the world. If you don't understand this, you're too young.

[E.A.B.]

Be yourself.

 

That is the ONLY true advice when it comes to ANYTHING in the world. If you don't understand this, you're too young.

This

 

and loosen up

 

now, time for me to follow my own advice...

[Creed Bratton]

Find out her name first. Then friend her on Facebook. It's what cool kids do these days. Then offer her to see your genitals.

[mrpain]

Offer her to see your genitals. It's what cool kids do these days. Then friend her on Facebook. Find out her name later.

Amen.

 

This past few months made me realized that talking to girls is extremely easy and satisfying. I had been on a love spell with the same girl for two years and when I broke free from that spell, girls seem less intimidating than before.

[Jimmy_Leppard]

 

I want to ask her if she could go out with me somewhere (pizza or cinema or something)... But the problem is - she doesn't know me. And I actually don't know her too. We don't even know our names. And I don't know how to talk to her, how to meet her closer and how to begin some friendship. And how to expand that friendship then...

 

Ideas, anyone?

Do you have Facebook by any chance, dude? If you do, ask one of your friends to ask her name if you're afraid to ask her yourself. Then add her on FB. Like a few pictures of her, few statuses and viola. If she doesn't answer back with the same results, pop a hello message in your inbox.

[Guns N R0se]

Brag about your account on GTAF. Chicks dig that.

[OysterBarron]

Brag about your account on GTAF. Chicks dig that.

what ever you do dont accidently leave the t out when saying it! this will have the opposite effect! once you have had a couple of GF's get one of your close friends in a social environment to say that hes known you for x ammount of years and hes never seen you this happy before and you will get laid! hell i did it with my mate and he got deepthroat anal and sex all in one night !!! Lucky f*cker!

[Jay]

Yo.

Sup.

 

Anyone suggested whipping it out yet?

[GTA_stu]

 

Do you have Facebook by any chance, dude? If you do, ask one of your friends to ask her name if you're afraid to ask her yourself. Then add her on FB. Like a few pictures of her, few statuses and viola. If she doesn't answer back with the same results, pop a hello message in your inbox.

1) That FB advice is great... if you want her to think of you as her stalker and not a potential love interest

2) Popping a "hello" in your own inbox might be a good way to develop schizophrenia, but won't go very far in getting to know this girl

[sivispacem]

What you need to do is find out where she lives- Facebook or asking around is great for this- and piss through her letterbox. Basically, she'll see it as you being manly and marking your territory (her house), and fall deeply and madly in love with you. What could possibly go wrong?

[anus]

Oh and one other thing, if you're not atleast 18 and you think you're in 'love' with a chick. You're wrong.

 

Not saying it isn't possible, just that I've never seen it. Don't know many people who have either.

 

Hell, even 18 won't cut it for some people. Best to wait till your out of your teen years to even begin to use the word 'love' when referring to being in a relationship.

[GTA_stu]

 

What you need to do is find out where she lives- Facebook or asking around is great for this- and piss through her letterbox. Basically, she'll see it as you being manly and marking your territory (her house), and fall deeply and madly in love with you. What could possibly go wrong?

Warning: Do not attempt if she has a dog and/or an aggressive cat. Unless she likes men with mutilated penises? If she does then go for it.

[AlexGTAGamer]

Caveman trick - Hit her over the head with a club.

Viking trick - Raid her neighbours' homes then burn them down, then set her home on fire and "rescue" her from the burning house.

Van Gogh trick - Send her your ear.

Alternative - Chloroform, tranquilizer dart.

 

None of these will work.

[K^2]

 

We don't even know our names.

You should be able to find yours in the birth certificate.

 

But yeah, you'd be surprised how often you can just be straight forward about it. Just tell her the same thing you told us, except leave out the part about your hands. At least, for now.

[Slamman]

I heard another awesome joke about men understanding women on TV, and believe me, it's all true!!!

[ZDANZ96]

 

I heard another awesome joke about men understanding women on TV, and believe me, it's all true!!!

And, what does this commentary has to do with the topic itself?

 

Cool history bro, by the way.

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On topic: Just talk to her in the same way you talk to any other person. But please, don't make the huge mistake of being a friend of her, if you do so it will be harder for you to achieve your objectives as I can see.

Edited January 6, 2012 by ZDANZ96

[Exxon]

We don't even know our names.

You should be able to find yours in the birth certificate.

That made my whole f*cking day!

[4 Bagger]

But yeah, just look at the cool kids at your school who have sex with the hot girls and copy their body language.

Wouldn't really reccommend this.... Rather the opposite really. Just be yourself.

A good first impression is the main thing. Just start talking and try not to look nervous or shy. The fact that you do not know her is a good thing because you can make a good first impression and start from there instead of being distracted of things that would have happened in the past.

[ToniForelli]

Lol i got my girlfriend by acting cool. Trust me best way to get one is do what she likes example: what character she likes - funny, cool, dangerous etc, but never act like yourself.

[Exxon]

Lol i got my girlfriend by acting cool. Trust me best way to get one is do what she likes example: what character she likes - funny, cool, dangerous etc, but never act like yourself.

Guess it depends on the girl

[ToniForelli]

Lol i got my girlfriend by acting cool. Trust me best way to get one is do what she likes example: what character she likes - funny, cool, dangerous etc, but never act like yourself.

Guess it depends on the girl

Most girls like people like that. It's higher chance to get a girl.

[Mr. Scratch]

Next step is marking your territory by pissing on her and smelling her to make sure she wasn't invaded. Got it?

[ska]

Next step is marking your territory by pissing on her and smelling her to make sure she wasn't invaded. Got it?

So yeah, that's just disgusting and wasn't humorous whatsoever.

[guib]

 

Or you could accidentally bump into her, and say: "hey, do I know you? What was your name again?"

[tony da boss]

 

But yeah, just look at the cool kids at your school who have sex with the hot girls and copy their body language.

Wouldn't really reccommend this.... Rather the opposite really. Just be yourself.

 

Lol quit giving him sh*t advice, if he acted the opposite of the cool kids that would make him uncool.

 

Girls can tell a lot by how you stand, walk, talking with hands and etc. Guys who give off the most confidence have swag about them and girls love that. Swag is so powerful you don't have to be good looking and you can bed the hottest girls. Idk why you're telling him otherwise.

[Jimmy_Leppard]

 

1) That FB advice is great... if you want her to think of you as her stalker and not a potential love interest

2) Popping a "hello" in your own inbox might be a good way to develop schizophrenia, but won't go very far in getting to know this girl

1.) FAIL. I don't know a single girl that thinks I'm a stalker when I add them.

2.) Sorry for ''misleading comment''. I meant to ''pop a hello in HER inbox''.

 

And yes, it works for me, so I don't know why it shouldn't work for him.

 

I guess you tried that and failed, didn't you, GTA_stu? You're out of luck, homeboy.

[Vercetti27]

Next step is marking your territory by pissing on her and smelling her to make sure she wasn't invaded. Got it? 

So yeah, that's just disgusting and wasn't humorous whatsoever.

but it is effective . she'll definitely notice you from then onwards