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The Bianco Crime Famiglia

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boyben

 

 

So how is life treating you ben?

Just had a delicious spaghetti dinner. Elegant if I may say. And you?

 

That sounds stunning! I just got home from my shift at the olive garden.

 

Sticking to your fine Italian roots? What an honor you are serving to your brethren.

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A loaded rifle

Yep! I was fascinated to learn I am actually 15% east sicillian, so my great-great-uncle was actually from the old country.

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boyben

That's fantastic! Alberto Moravia would be exceedingly proud. Any plans to make a cordial visit back to thy motherland?

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A loaded rifle

That's fantastic! Alberto Moravia would be exceedingly proud. Any plans to make a cordial visit back to thy motherland?

So tell me this... Since when does having an objectively superior taste in music equate to pretension?

Enjoy standing in a literal field surrounded by people who probably have herpes (90% of people do) jumping up and down in the rain to a band that only cares about asserting a hip image and scoring PTP. Meanwhile I'll be in my bathrobe at home after taking a long warm bath and dipping cookies into a glass of semi-skimmed milk while listening to an album you will go to your grave without either hearing about or possessing the capacity to appreciate, while the rain pattering against the window. While you trudge around in a dark bog in search of your damp and tiny tent as people with superior social skills and charisma giggle and chase each other to their shared sleeping bag, I will curl into a foetal psoition beneath my duvet, tucking it up to my chin and inhaling the subtle scent of a candle flickering nearby. While you wake up crying from the tinnitus inflicted by a band who don't comprehend the notion that loud noise isn't necessarily music, I will be dreaming of holding hands with my oneitis is a field of waist-length wheat, laughing and running to a small stream where we will bathe and picnic.

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boyben

 

 

I completely coincide with your ponder. You should check out the musical geniuses of the men I have posted above. Normies won't understand the powerful movement behind a sound with such meaning.

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A loaded rifle

 

 

I completely coincide with your ponder. You should check out the musical geniuses of the men I have posted above. Normies won't understand the powerful movement behind a sound with such meaning.

Your music hasn’t got life. It’s f*cking dead. Your music is void of humanity. It’s as fake as a porn queen’s orgasm. There’s no soul. It’s tripe. It’s a carp in the sea of music. The stuff you listen to was created by f*cking machines.

Today’s “artists” — there’s an oxymoron — don’t even need to know how to play musical instruments or sing. In other words, no f*cking talent whatsoever is needed to succeed today in music. You heard me. No. Talent. Whatsoever.

And, I’m f*cking sick of it because the current generation is taking the gold we gave you and dragging it into a sewer. Listen up, you little pricks. I’m not stuck in some kind of classic rock time warp. Fact is, I expose myself to many different kinds of music. I give all music a chance. Even the techno-trash littering the modern music scene is something I’ve tried to digest, which I found to be like choking down a plate of raw oysters laced with salmonella.

It would be nice to enjoy fresh musical acts. I want to hear new songs. I like some young people, especially when they get my order right. But real music is written and performed by humans, not a f*cking computer program linked up to a laser show. Fact: The more fancy gadgets and distractions you need, the most your music just flat out sucks.

Music should convey some sense of humanity — who we are, and what we feel. I know that’s a hard concept to digest since your idea of a relationship is picking up a new Twitter follower. Where’s the love and romance in the mind-numbing rubbish that’s played at most nightclubs? Is there any conveyance pain and loss? Or pride and joy? How about playing a catchy tune that’s just fun to sing along with?

Is that too much to f*cking ask?

I don’t expect to like everything that’s new. As an amateur observer of the human condition, I freely acknowledge that successive generations are obliged to a continuation of the species which sometimes entails pushing boundaries and violating the preferences of their elders. History shows the more radically different one generation is from one to the next, the greater degree of innovations are sparked from such permutations. Music is just one by-product of inevitable cultural and technological shifts, sometimes mislabeled as advances.

Yes, yes, yes! New music should piss off plenty of parents and leathery jokers like me. At least I’ll accept “cultural evolution” as being inevitable, and necessary.

If you don’t believe this, take a look at the past century. Nearly a hundred years ago, traditional musicians hated a new sound called jazz. Later, jazz loyalists despised rock n’ roll and even the early sound of Motown. After that, the rockers hated disco music. Then, just about everyone hated New Wave and the 1980’s. Next came rap music which irritated everyone over the age of 30. Now, it’s hip hop and something called dubstep, which is essentially music made by computers and sound-making software. This garbage makes rap sound like f*cking Amadeus.

There’s a reason this “music” is used as a weapon on suspected terrorists, forcing them to wear earphones and being bombarded with such abuse for hours. I’m not making this up. This is the brain-frying sh*t they put on the headphones and strap to the ears of prisoners who are handcuffed behind their backs and sit naked in jail cells while they are forced to endure this madness. I’d rather blow my f*cking brains out, and if I ever did managed to get out, I’d be running off to join the nearest terrorist cell in order to extract my revenge.

Have a listen this rubbish (CLICK BELOW) if you can stand it for more than a few seconds:

<Broken Link>

I know what you’re thinking. You want to go after my music. You want to blast away at me. Go ahead, f*ckers. See if you can top what I like at the conclusion of this article. You’re drawing so f*cking dead you should even be in my game.

So, what constitutes real music? Here’s a list of things I believe to be essential.

REAL MUSIC DEFINED BY NOLAN DALLA:

(1) Real music is created by humans, not by a machine or a computer.

(2) Real music has structure and consistency.

(3) Real music elicits real emotions — of love, loss, anger, fear, happiness, hope, inspiration, or anything related to the gambit of being human.

(4) Real music requires talent.

(5) Real music requires instruments and/or voices.

(6) Real music should be cross generational.

(7) Real music shouldn’t need gadgets or special effects to be enjoyed.

Here and now, I’ll leave you with a video clip of real music (CLICK BELOW). When one of those f*cking machines creates a sound that can somehow match this magical majesty, then give me a call. Until then, don’t label what you listen to as “music.” It’s not music. It’s garbage.

Luciano Pavarotti - Nessun Dorma (1080pHD)

Swauce: http://www.nolandalla.com/25-music-listen-f*cking-garbage/

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boyben

So I take it you don't like the sweet joy of slam poetry and the mixture of forced feminism by men?

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A loaded rifle

So I take it you don't like the sweet joy of slam poetry and the mixture of forced feminism by men?

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Every f*ckING day with these STUPID f*cking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid f*cking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you f*cking want? For me to f*cking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid f*cking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well f*cking say!

You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of f*cking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" f*cking STOP IT you pathetic f*cking fa**otS, you are such f*cking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you f*cking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid f*cking memes on the music section of a god damn anime imageboard? You f*cking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your f*cking addresses you f*cking pieces of sh*ts. I'd spit in your faces.

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boyben

I'm so mad that I can't even type...

 

oh no you did not just say what I think you said did you? if you did do you wanna know what is gonna happen? It is going to happen you know exactly what is gonna happen you f*cking piece of saying what i think you said sh*t. if you did indeed say what i think you said you are going to feel my wrath is methods you already know about.

 

Anyway...

 

 

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A loaded rifle

I'm so mad that I can't even type...

 

oh no you did not just say what I think you said did you? if you did do you wanna know what is gonna happen? It is going to happen you know exactly what is gonna happen you f*cking piece of saying what i think you said sh*t. if you did indeed say what i think you said you are going to feel my wrath is methods you already know about.

 

Anyway...

 

 

trust me fa**ot, i know all about music. I've lived my whole life playing music and being around music. What these degenerates are doing isn't music. It's garbage. Garbage that morons like you pay out the ass to hear produced. It lasts a coule of months then fades into mediocrity that it is. Don't you act like you know what the f*ck music is.

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boyben

I don't know "what the f*ck music" is? I've spent my entire life touring the world for my country and have heard 73 different musicians play in 8 different countries. You're the f*cking fa**ot, fa**ot. Have you ever seen and heard the soothing sound of an Arabic woman playing a trumpet out of her anus? I think not.

 

edit: You have absolutely no room to speak on the topics of melodies.

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A loaded rifle

I don't know "what the f*ck music" is? I've spent my entire life touring the world for my country and have heard 73 different musicians play in 8 different countries. You're the f*cking fa**ot, fa**ot. Have you ever seen and heard the soothing sound of an Arabic woman playing a trumpet out of her anus? I think not.

 

edit: You have absolutely no room to speak on the topics of melodies.

Meh, it's easy to say this in 2015 whenever you can go to the mall and buy that entire outfit in the same aisle but in 1985…yes, it was difficult in most parts of the world to find something like this.

Most people like you can't really put things like this into context in a world before the internet where "style" has just become something that you google, buy and consume.

These people were doing something different than 99% of everyone else and of course they flocked together and had things in common. Just the fact that they listened to the Cure in 1985 (again, before the internet created made-to-order fan bases and generic, mindless drones).

It's amazing how people try to rewrite history who weren't even around to see it happen. Let me guess…you were born in 1993, right? And you've got history and style and music all figured out, down to a science! It can all be summed up in a meme and an 'OMG LOL' these days.

Sorry, chum. You're part of a generation of mindless people who are more obsessed with spending money than you are with trying to create anything of your own or trying to find yourselves. And when you get edgy enough to look for yourselves, you never make it past google.

And I'm not saying this because I was one of those Cure fans in 1985, I'm saying this because more and more reddit is full of uneducated kids who get all smug because it's a defense mechanism in order to cover up the fact that they know so little about everything that going beyond, 'OMG LOL UNIQUE INDIVIDUALS LOL' would reveal exactly how little you really do know about culture and history and music.

:beerhat: :beerhat: BUT HEY, YOU GOT THE TOP COMMENT! That's like whenever mommy and daddy gave you a trophy for getting last place during all those years of baseball you played! Go have a beer tonight to celebrate! :beerhat:

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boyben

You're a f*cking fa**ot.

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A loaded rifle

You're a f*cking fa**ot.

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maybe in your juvenile world, you're pathetic and show no signs of honor as would be in the italian creed. pig.

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boyben

Take that back you filthy SMV-lacking/deprived/missing bastard child.

 

You're just stock in a filled market.

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A loaded rifle

Take that back you filthy SMV-lacking/deprived/missing bastard child.

 

You're just stock in a filled market.

TAKE THAT BACK, my mother makes the best pasta around. I prob. eat pasta 12 times a month.cool.gif

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boyben

 

Take that back you filthy SMV-lacking/deprived/missing bastard child.

 

You're just stock in a filled market.

TAKE THAT BACK, my mother makes the best pasta around. I prob. eat pasta 12 times a month.cool.gif

 

Whoo! Pasta! Try spaghetti sometime.

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A loaded rifle

 

 

Take that back you filthy SMV-lacking/deprived/missing bastard child.

 

You're just stock in a filled market.

TAKE THAT BACK, my mother makes the best pasta around. I prob. eat pasta 12 times a month.cool.gif

 

Whoo! Pasta! Try spaghetti sometime.

 

Listen, kid, I work at the f*cking olive garden. Do you understand the level of training I have had to go through and education I have had to call myself qualified in the art of pasta creation? My ancestors died for our right to enjoy pastas like rigatoni and angel hair, mainstream pasta eaters like you would never understand the level of sacrifice put into the craft when you eat disgusting greek delacices such as spaghetti. Get over yourself, vaffanculo.

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boyben

You don't have the meatballs to get anywhere near a lasagana. Admit it.

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A loaded rifle

You don't have the meatballs to get anywhere near a lasagana. Admit it.

I'll admit this, your mom sucked on my calzone last night, then I took her back around the sody pop machine and gave her my free breadsticks all night long.

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boyben

Well hot damn! Was it as stale as they always are, Papa John?

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A loaded rifle

Well hot damn! Was it as stale as they always are, Papa John?

Probably, cause that breadstick was hard as f*ck

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TOXIC OVERLORD

Wow, that whole ordeal about music was so stupid, it was almost funny.

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A loaded rifle

Wow, that whole ordeal about music was so stupid, it was almost funny.

Bro bro do you not meme? Are you not with the pepe bro? BRO

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boyben

Wow, that whole ordeal about music was so stupid, it was almost funny.

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I'm just a pepe in a Black Twitter world.

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SRB

Wow. I know in the past I've said I meant to post more and be more active here but I know I'll probably forget again. It's literally probably been like a year. Me and Pazzo, Carini and Rambo still play NGRP. I still talk to carini maybe once a week, maybe twice. Talk to Rambo on a daily, used to see Pazzo everyday but me an him been pretty split for a while now. Probably like a month now, maybe month and a half.

 

Kinda sad man, just reminiscing all the old times. Not just our epic battles, and our best memories but just the amount we used to chill and sh*t. Don't mean to sound like rifle here but its just kinda crazy to me how we went from being so tight with eachother, to like barely talkin.

 

GTA V killed us.

Sorry for the feels post, im mad tired and rambling.

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Artful.

The sh*t are Alonzo and Lulz doing here? Back into the abyss with you. Be gone vile men be gone from here.

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SRB

Yeah I don't know why they decided to post all that dumb sh*t here lmao.

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boyben

It brings a tear to my eye when I remember that I will never be playing GTA IV with my chinos on listening to a bunch of Brits argue over spaghetti again.

 

But.

 

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