Morning routine

[iGrandTheftAuto]

What is your everyday morning routine for when you get out of bed?

[Girish]

Fiddle with phone for about 30 seconds.

Stare in the mirror for 2 minutes.

Adjust hair if it's gotten unruly.

Brush teeth.

Again stare in the mirror for a minute.

Iron clothes.

Bath.

Put on clothes.

Leave for work.

 

[Miro]

Regular stuff, depends of the day.

For instance, a normal school day starts like this.

Wake up at 6:30 AM.

Eat breakfast about 10 minutes or so.

Take a shower sometimes about 5 mins.

Clothe up, and go to catch the bus which comes at 7:10 AM. Then go to school.

 

If it's weekend, I usually wake at about 10:00-11:00 in the morning and do different stuff every time, either play some video games or go outside to play some football if it's hot enough. That's it.

[Ari Gold]

Wake up, take medication/vitamins, go to the toilet, work-out (home gym set), shave, have a shower, wash my face, dress-up for the day, have breakfast (small bowl of defrosted blueberries, usually), brush my teeth, and then continue on with the day's activities. Whether I wake up at 4am or 1pm, I follow this exact routine with no fail. I feel much better and more focussed on the day ahead having a strict routine and following it every morning, otherwise I'd feel pretty lazy and lethargic, and wouldn't be bothered doing anything to my full capacity. It can take a while (mostly because I enjoy exercising in the morning), so I usually allow myself about ninety minutes between waking up and going out/starting sh*t, which many people find freaky (especially when I went to school - I'd wake up at 7 when I live five minutes away from the school, whereas some people who lived half-an-hour away would wake up at 7:30).

[Oddsock]

Wake up at least an hour and fifteen minutes before anything scheduled in the morning.

Eat breakfast. I'll make something like eggs and a bagel if I have time, but if I'm on a schedule it's just cereal usually.

If I have time, I'll check my email and Facebook.

Brush teeth and swish some mouthwash.

Take a shower.

Every other day I shave.

Q-tip ears, put on deodorant, moisturize face, comb hair if I feel like it.

Get dressed and get on with my day.

 

Ta-da!

[Der_Don]

Getting up at 8 AM

Drinking coffee and browsing the web for about an hour

Shaving

Showering / Brushing teeth

Getting dressed

Leaving for university

 

 

[Voodoo]

Wake up during blowjob from supermodel girlfriend.

Check GTAF while she finishes.

Morning dump on custom vibro-lounge toilet while watching CNN, CNBC and ESPN or playing Zombie Defense on my phone.

Steak and eggs on luxurious balcony overlooking city while enjoying a mimosa.

Quick shower with the upstairs maid.

Back to bed.

 

 

[Fnorg]

Usually goes like this:

 

Wake up

Snooze

Snooze

Snooze

Get up

Cook breakfast

Drink coffee

Shower for half an hour + a few minutes of shaving and brushing

Pack in a hurried frenzy because I'm running out of time thanks to that shower

Put clothes on and put gunk in my hair

Run to the bus

Promise myself I won't shower for half an hour any more

 

Rinse and repeat.

[blitz]

Wake up.

Debate against myself on wether or not I should get out of bed.

Get out of bed.

Have breakfast.

Shower, then put clothes on.

Go to school.

 

On weekends,

Wake up.

Have huge breakfast.

Shower/Get dressed.

Be on my computer.

Go outside or do something else.

 

I have quite a boring life.

[Brown Sugar]

wake up, and then lie there for a few minutes sometimes falling asleep and waking up 10-20 minutes later

shower

piss (always have to take a piss first thing in the morning)

get changed

leave for school or at the weekend just whatever I can be bothered to do

[Robinski]

Ever since moving out and there being no-one around to judge me for it:

[trip]

I don't know. It all happens so fast.

[Fireman]

Wake up, eat lunch.

[Rucke]

Wake up

Skip breakfast and snooze instead

Shower

Shave

Get dressed

Leave

Buy myself a coffee on the way in order to wake up

 

 

 

[Moonshield]

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion.

[Menaced]

The average college day for me:

 

7:00AM - Try hard to wake up.

7:10AM - Lay half asleep on sofa while mummy prepares my breakfast (which has been porridge since the day I was born.)

7:15AM - Devour aforementioned breakfast. Drop half of it down my front.

7:30AM (and always 7:30AM) - Drag myself to the bathroom. Run hands through cold water to make them cold (I hate my hands being warm on a morning). Brush teeth. Rinse mouth. Wash face with soap about 3-4 times. Get a sh*tload of soap in my eye. Dry with towel. If I have time, shave.

7:45AM - Go to the toilet and unleash my piss.

7:46AM - Go downstairs and lounge around some more.

8.00AM - Leave for college.

 

If I start late for college (which I usually do), I also fit a shower session in there somewhere.

[GTA_stu]

 

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion.

So you sound just a tiny little incy wincy bit like a metrosexual.

 

My routine is to wake up at 7.00 then stumble out of bed and put my TV on. Watch breakfast (morning news, not the food) for about half an hour, then get a shower for 10 minutes, dry myself off in the bathroom and then put some boxers on. Should be about 8ish by now and I go and have some breakfast, before going on my laptop to check emails and FB. Then I step out the house at around 9-10ish depending on what time my lectures are at and go to catch the bus.

 

Edit: Uuurgh idiot. Forgot the part where I put my bloody clothes on, brush my teeth and do my hair. Usually do this about 20 minutes before I need to set off.

[Rebel]

Alarm goes off at 6:10am, wake up and turn my light on and the TV putting the news on. Fall asleep until 6:25/6:30 get up, wash face then get dressed. Go downstairs and either pack my bag full of my overalls and boots on Monday or books and sh*t on Tuesday onwards. Pack lunchbox, make drink for the day and then usually leave around 7am after brushing my teeth. Take mum to work, get back home around 8am and usually pop in to collect my college ID badge. Go drive to college and get there for around 8:15/25. Which is good since it then gives me a good parking spot. Tend to take a chocolate muffin with me when I drop in home so I can eat it before class starts.

 

As for weekends or days after Wednesday I usually get up at 10am and do all the face/teeth brushing, make tea and then go check the internet.

[Kalvin]

Wake up at 11am, get outta bed, put clothes on, brush teeth, go downstairs, make breakfast, go back upstairs, turn TV on, eat breakfast, feed my hamster, turn Computer on, search GTAForums, laugh at the trolls in GTAV section.

[okei]

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion.

Not the face!

[mark-2007]

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion.

So you sound just a tiny little incy wincy bit like a metrosexual.

Woosh.

 

I usually get up around noon-ish, probably later, if I've got nothing to do that day, lay around for a while and think of a reason to get out of bed, then drop back to sleep.

[Voodoo]

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion.

Not quite blonde, are you? More dirty blonde.

 

 

[ska]

I typically wake up at about 3:30am, stretch, and prepare for my two-and-a-half hours of ashtanga yoga. After that, I go and sit in the sauna for about an hour and meditate. Hop in the shower soon after, get dressed, grab the keys to my Prius and head down to the holistic food store a couple of blocks away. Once I'm back, I prepare a nice breakfast consisting mostly of tofu and bread. Then I meet up with a few buddies and go practice tai-chi at the park.

 

You know, the usual morning routine.

[Triple Penetration]

Monday - Stand up, find my jeans, go to the toilet, piss, if I didn't wash yesterday, I put shampoo on my head then use 80% percent of (not that I ever have hair on sides of my head) that thing on my head for the rest of the body and pour coldest water I can get out of my shower, go back to my room, dry myself with a towel, put jeans on and hoodie too. Go downstairs, decide to not or to ride bicycle to college. Then I'm on my way.

Tuesday - Wake up, find my jeans and probably put them on immediately too, go to the toilet, take a piss, wash hands and face with cold water. Find a hoodie or leather jacket afterwards. Go to college by a bycicle if I didn't on monday.

Thursday - Wake up, put up my shirt (sundays and wednesdays are my shirtless sleepy time), find jeans, preferably different ones to which I wore before. Piss in the toilet. Find my hoodie. Walk to college.

Friday - Wake up, go downstairs to kitchen while slipping in my jeans, drink coffee, go upstairs to blow my urine and brush teeth after washing hands and my face. Dress up fully, probably with both jacket and a hoodie, or a sweater instead if I magically lost my shirt. Ride to college.

 

Note: I live a quarter of a mile from my college. I usually wake up at 10.30am, 15 minutes before my lessons.

 

Unlisted days are unplanned and completely random because I don't go to college in these. They are the only days when I have a breakfast (mostly milk and bread, but it may just be buttered bread only) and change my underwear.

 

So yeah.

[Robinski]

I typically wake up at about 3:30am, stretch, and prepare for my two-and-a-half hours of ashtanga yoga. After that, I go and sit in the sauna for about an hour and meditate. Hop in the shower soon after, get dressed, grab the keys to my Prius and head down to the holistic food store a couple of blocks away. Once I'm back, I prepare a nice breakfast consisting mostly of tofu and bread. Then I meet up with a few buddies and go practice tai-chi at the park.

 

You know, the usual morning routine.

You drive to the store? Do you, like, not like this planet or something?

[ska]

I typically wake up at about 3:30am, stretch, and prepare for my two-and-a-half hours of ashtanga yoga. After that, I go and sit in the sauna for about an hour and meditate. Hop in the shower soon after, get dressed, grab the keys to my Prius and head down to the holistic food store a couple of blocks away. Once I'm back, I prepare a nice breakfast consisting mostly of tofu and bread. Then I meet up with a few buddies and go practice tai-chi at the park.

 

You know, the usual morning routine.

You drive to the store? Do you, like, not like this planet or something?

I drive a Prius, so it's okay. I'm totally, like, saving the planet and stuff.

[fgcarva1]

Wake up at 6:00AM

Check email, forums and etc.

6:05Am Shower

6:15- 6:30 Check the news

6:30-6:50 Have breakfast

6:50-7:00 Have some coffee.

7:00-7:20 Brush teeth, dress and watch the news

7:30 Leave for school.

 

[AlexGTAGamer]

- Wake up at whatever time.

- Go back to sleep until whatever time.

- Finally wake up (most of the time getting kicked out of bed).

- Go to the bathroom to freshen up.

- Comb hair.

- Take morning injection.

- Have breakfast (or depending on the time, dinner or supper).

- Watch TV or read the paper.

Let the day (or what's left of the day) begin!

[Icarus]

Weekdays:

-Wake up

-Take mandatory morning piss

-Cook breakfast and make either tea or coffee

-Eat breakfast while checking my e-mail, Facebook. I'll also read the news to see what's going on around Canada and the world.

-Shower

-Brush teeth and if I'm in the mood, shave.

-Get dressed

-Pack bag and lunch that was prepared the night before.

-Leave to catch the train.

 

Weekends:

-Hear alarm

-Ignore alarm

-Wake up an hour later

-Mandatory morning/afternoon piss

-Cook breakfast/lunch (depending on the time of day)

-Eat said meal while either on the computer or watching TV

-Loaf around for a while

-Shower, brush teeth and shave, if feeling like it

-Start the day

[visionist]

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion.

So you sound just a tiny little incy wincy bit like a metrosexual.