Western Gunslinger 1,986 Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 I just learned that 566: Driving a car will result in every other people driving the same car 567: You couldn't stop at redlight because some people were dumb enough to smash the rear of your car 568: You shouldn't mess with Niko Bellic or he will end your life painfully 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Rockstar Gamer 108 440 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 569: Do not trust a Biker Scumbag. Link to post Share on other sites
DOUGL4S1 5,814 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 570: Swingsets can be very deadly. Link to post Share on other sites
T-ru 813 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 (edited) 571: Dubai is in Africa. 572: Don't underrated the small street holes, they can flip over your vehicle. Edited October 24, 2017 by T-ru 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Luke Ferris 23 Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 573. Niko is a litter lout. (Count how many soda bottles he throws away into the street) 574. Ambulance drivers in Liberty City cause more injury than they fix. 575. The Booth Tunnel has emergency doors but none of them open. 576. Niko can swim fully clothed at speed. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ThatbunnyboyReturns 4 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 577. In multiplayer, It takes a minute or two for the cops to arrive to the player's location, than in the single player. Link to post Share on other sites
Zenar 86 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 (edited) 578. If you are injured, don't call for an ambulance because reckless ambulance driver has a big possibility of hitting and driving over you. Edited December 11, 2017 by Zenar Link to post Share on other sites
Marcos18 78 Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 579. There's a whale swimming in Middle Park (Liberty Tree article called "Urban myths run wild") Link to post Share on other sites
iiCriminnaaL 4,337 Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 580. Roman loves bowling. Link to post Share on other sites
Crossbones 768 Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 581. American greed is a disease. 582. Jesus killed John the Baptist. Link to post Share on other sites
TheSantader25 7,221 Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 583.Being a homeless Beggar is the best paying job in the City. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Algonquin Assassin 49,980 Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 584: Liberty City taxi drivers are crazy motherf*ckers. 585: The Alderney State Police is so cheap they use LCPD squad cars instead of their own. 586: You can get a 6 star wanted level just for being a pervert. 587: Dildos are deadly throwable weapons. 588: Everyone who works as a heli tour pilot has a twin. 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Crossbones 768 Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 589. All Slavs in Liberty City wear sh*tty tracksuits. 590. Mallorie likes sticky finishes. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
ThatBenGuy 2,908 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 591. Niko, Luis, and Johnny are three men who go through so much sh*t. 592. For the above reason, all three of them are not to be f*cked with. 593. A great map can be used in three games! 594. Rocco Pelosi is just as funny on a golf course as Bill Murray in Caddyshack! (case in point with the Practice Swing mission in TBOGT, I love that mission, lol) 3 Link to post Share on other sites
ThatBenGuy 2,908 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 Sorry for the double post but.. 595. Rocco’s Modern Life and Camp Lazlow somehow crossover with GTA (pun intended). 1 Link to post Share on other sites
MARKUS. 669 Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 (edited) 596. You can go into an interview and say your full name, kill the interviewer, escape and no one would testify against you giving your full name Edited July 14, 2018 by MARKUS. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
GiveMeLiberty78 285 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 597: Games for Windows Live will make you more homicidal than playing Philip Glass' Koyaanisqatsi in a dark room (very good music actually). In fact, just installing GTA 4 will turn you this way! 598: Liberty City was actually built inside a giant piece of Tupperware, hence the washed out grey look everywhere (kinda appropriate for the mood of the story though). 599: Media mogul Donald Love mysteriously disappeared from Liberty City about ten years earlier (Ray Machowski too). 600: I'll end here before I become a complete hog - the Cosmic Egg may be cracking, but I did discover The Journey and this fantastic arctic mindbath of a track by Aphex Twin. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
El Penguin Bobo 3,329 Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 601. You need a gun to survive in the city. Some peds are always packing some heat. 602. You can't fix the car after you make it break down. 603. Alleyways actually help you escape the police. 604. The ladies there have some big titties! (Roman reference) 2 Link to post Share on other sites
ThatBenGuy 2,908 Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 605. You can escape the cops on foot. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
HisNameIsMilad 176 Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 (edited) 606 you can push people off edges and get away with murder (doesn’t work with cops) Edited July 18, 2018 by HisNameIsMilad 1 Link to post Share on other sites
GiveMeLiberty78 285 Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 607: "There's always something in this fah-cking city!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
TheSantader25 7,221 Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 (edited) 608:There are vulnerable men in the city who need to be held by big strong arms. Edited July 28, 2018 by TheSantader25 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Boozey St John 1,826 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 609: All saxophone players are named Walter or Clarence. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
GiveMeLiberty78 285 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 610: There is a regular bystander on Mohawk Avenue in Hove Beach whose wife can light a cigarette with her pussy. 611: The same man also likes to light his wife's farts with a lighter. Link to post Share on other sites
Boozey St John 1,826 Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 (edited) 612: In the space station, Astronauts have to drink their own piss. 613: For the ancient Egyptians the number 3 was also the number 11. 614: The guys at the delicatessen are always so nice to the hot dog vendor on Integrity 2.0 615: "Schadenfreude" is a made up word used to win arguments. Edited August 4, 2018 by Boozey St James Lesson Link to post Share on other sites
koudy_cz 0 Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 616: there is a t-shirt on the ground near doors of statue of happiness, when Niko goes for it, it will immediately change his own t-shirt to this "special" one :) Link to post Share on other sites
Night walker 61 Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 617: Niko had ambitions of becoming an astronaut when growing up as a kid funny dialogue when i play taking in the trash mission Link to post Share on other sites
Willy A. Jeep 5,113 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 #618: If you're a wanted immigrant suspected of terrorism, the best place to hide from the authorities is in the Liberty City Subway. The only ones who will find you there are rats. Better (and dirtier) than any third-world country. Link to post Share on other sites
GiveMeLiberty78 285 Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 On 8/11/2018 at 9:12 AM, Willy A. Jeep said: #618: If you're a wanted immigrant suspected of terrorism, the best place to hide from the authorities is in the Liberty City Subway. The only ones who will find you there are rats. Better (and dirtier) than any third-world country. Number 618 above will come in very handy, thank you! 619: Some vehicles' suspensions will extend and compress when parked over a destroyed fire hydrant. OK so it's not a cure for a nasty disease, but it's a small detail that I considered worth sharing. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeansowaty 6,188 Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 620. Bikes bounce a bit upon stopping and getting off them. 621. All choppers have an electric starter. Link to post Share on other sites
