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1000 Things We Learnt In Liberty City


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Western Gunslinger

I just learned that

 

566: Driving a car will result in every other people driving the same car

 

567: You couldn't stop at redlight because some people were dumb enough to smash the rear of your car

 

568: You shouldn't mess with Niko Bellic or he will end your life painfully

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571: Dubai is in Africa.
572: Don't underrated the small street holes, they can flip over your vehicle.

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Luke Ferris

573. Niko is a litter lout. (Count how many soda bottles he throws away into the street)

574. Ambulance drivers in Liberty City cause more injury than they fix.

575. The Booth Tunnel has emergency doors but none of them open.

576. Niko can swim fully clothed at speed.

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ThatbunnyboyReturns

577. In multiplayer, It takes a minute or two for the cops to arrive to the player's location, than in the single player.

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578. If you are injured, don't call for an ambulance because reckless ambulance driver has a big possibility of hitting and driving over you.

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Marcos18

579. There's a whale swimming in Middle Park (Liberty Tree article called "Urban myths run wild")

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Algonquin Assassin

584: Liberty City taxi drivers are crazy motherf*ckers.

585: The Alderney State Police is so cheap they use LCPD squad cars instead of their own.

586: You can get a 6 star wanted level just for being a pervert.

587: Dildos are deadly throwable weapons.

588: Everyone who works as a heli tour pilot has a twin.

 

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Crossbones

589. All Slavs in Liberty City wear sh*tty tracksuits.

590. Mallorie likes sticky finishes. 

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ThatBenGuy

591. Niko, Luis, and Johnny are three men who go through so much sh*t.

592. For the above reason, all three of them are not to be f*cked with.

593. A great map can be used in three games!

594. Rocco Pelosi is just as funny on a golf course as Bill Murray in Caddyshack! (case in point with the Practice Swing mission in TBOGT, I love that mission, lol)

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ThatBenGuy

Sorry for the double post but..

595. Rocco’s Modern Life and Camp Lazlow somehow crossover with GTA (pun intended).

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MARKUS.

596. You can go into an interview and say your full name, kill the interviewer, escape and no one would testify against you giving your full name

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GiveMeLiberty78

597: Games for Windows Live will make you more homicidal than playing Philip Glass' Koyaanisqatsi in a dark room (very good music actually). In fact, just installing GTA 4 will turn you this way!

598: Liberty City was actually built inside a giant piece of Tupperware, hence the washed out grey look everywhere (kinda appropriate for the mood of the story though).

599: Media mogul Donald Love mysteriously disappeared from Liberty City about ten years earlier (Ray Machowski too).

600: I'll end here before I become a complete hog - the Cosmic Egg may be cracking, but I did discover The Journey and this fantastic arctic mindbath of a track by Aphex Twin.

 

 

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El Penguin Bobo

601. You need a gun to survive in the city. Some peds are always packing some heat.

 

602. You can't fix the car after you make it break down.

 

603. Alleyways actually help you escape the police.

 

604. The ladies there have some big titties! (Roman reference)

 

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HisNameIsMilad

606 you can push people off edges and get away with murder (doesn’t work with cops)

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TheSantader25

608:There are vulnerable men in the city who need to be held by big strong arms. 

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Boozey St John

609: All saxophone players are named Walter or Clarence. 

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GiveMeLiberty78

610: There is a regular bystander on Mohawk Avenue in Hove Beach whose wife can light a cigarette with her pussy.

611: The same man also likes to light his wife's farts with a lighter.

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Boozey St John

612: In the space station, Astronauts have to drink their own piss. 

 

613: For the ancient Egyptians the number 3 was also the number 11. 

 

614: The guys at the delicatessen are always so nice to the hot dog vendor on Integrity 2.0

 

615: "Schadenfreude" is a made up word used to win arguments. 

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616: there is a t-shirt on the ground near doors of statue of happiness, when Niko goes for it, it will immediately change his own t-shirt to this "special" one :) 

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Night walker

617: Niko had ambitions of becoming an astronaut when growing up as a kid

funny dialogue when i play taking in the trash mission 

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Willy A. Jeep

#618: If you're a wanted immigrant suspected of terrorism, the best place to hide from the authorities is in the Liberty City Subway. The only ones who will find you there are rats. Better (and dirtier) than any third-world country.

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GiveMeLiberty78

 

On 8/11/2018 at 9:12 AM, Willy A. Jeep said:

#618: If you're a wanted immigrant suspected of terrorism, the best place to hide from the authorities is in the Liberty City Subway. The only ones who will find you there are rats. Better (and dirtier) than any third-world country.

Number 618 above will come in very handy, thank you!

619: Some vehicles' suspensions will extend and compress when parked over a destroyed fire hydrant. OK so it's not a cure for a nasty disease, but it's a small detail that I considered worth sharing.

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Jeansowaty

620. Bikes bounce a bit upon stopping and getting off them.

621. All choppers have an electric starter.

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