Staten 1,043 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 94. At least three people in Liberty City can dial a phone using just their right thigh. Link to post Share on other sites
Majormodz 0 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 95. Niko can pick-up, carry, and throw a wide variety of small objects. 96. Niko cannot repond to pedestrian banter like CJ could. 97. Prostitutes will do a seductive dance before entering NPC vehicles. 98. Strippers don't like to share the stage with Niko 99. Dating Carmen while completing stunt jumps on a motorcycle makes a lot of sense (health boost). 100. Dating Kiki while hunting Pigeons makes a lot of sense (firing weapons in the city can get you into trouble). Link to post Share on other sites
shitposter 50 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 73. Wearing seatbelts will prevent Niko from flying through the window when hitting invincible trees and other objects. theres seatbelts? if so how do you put them on? anyway... on topic 101. you can get to the highest altitude and if you are lucky and hit a building you will survive Link to post Share on other sites
Gold Standard 0 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 102. "There's always a girl!" 103. You don't die. You only get injured to wake up in front of a hospital 6 hours later. 104. Police will chase you if you try to help them. Link to post Share on other sites
bluetops 1 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 105. RPGs can be stored inside your jacket or suit 106. Airplanes actually never land,take off or anything.They just drive through runways 107. There's a tollgate(or whatever it is) in Beachgate but they never charged anyone through it 108. Niko can f*ck prostitutes without stripping their clothes 109. Vending machines that sell snacks aren't usable. 110. Shoot someone's head with a shotgun and it is still intact. 111. I never saw any character drink water.( I know Niko asked it once,but he never drank it.) 112. Brucie will never have a child anymore 113. Little Jacob has an infinite selection of guns and ammos 114. There are no security guards in any establishments 115. The doors of car dealerships cannot be destroyed,but the windows can. 116. Liberty City's Water is dirty...I think this is the reason people don't drink water 117. Everyone has a coffee cup in the morning 118. Newspaper contains the same news everyday 119. Niko never used remote control for turning on,change channels on TV 120. Dimitri never got angry. He has barbiturates Link to post Share on other sites
SmoothGetaway 273 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 121. Some girls really dig the track suit look. 122. Cell phones and driving really do make you a worse driver. 123. Looking both ways before crossing the street is a good idea. Link to post Share on other sites
Buffalo Soldier 0 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 124. You'll be asked to go bowling 3 times a day. 125. Slightly banging into a tree will cause you to fly out the windscreen. 126. The firebirgade serve no purpose. Link to post Share on other sites
SilentSeas 80 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 127. People can pull bike helmets from out of nowhere. 128. Most of the Russian mobsters look and sound the same. 129. Redheads named Kate are frigid. 130. Radio stations play on a continuous loop. Link to post Share on other sites
AlexGTAGamer 58 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 131: Children do not physically exist in the IV universe. 132: Though people use computers in [email protected] they are always looking at the login screen. 133: The male [email protected] owner wants a tip but there is no tip jar. 134: The seagulls flying around the ports of L.C are invincible. 135: You can fly or take a boat to the far reaches of the endless ocean, and yet, there is still rubbish being blown around in the air that far out to sea. 136: There are fishing boats, but no one fishes. 137: You can take pictures on your mobile in the game, but you can't save those pictures. 138: Though Francis or Derrick get a gave in "Undertaker", Kate or Roman do not. Link to post Share on other sites
100mL 0 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 139. Driving into a Pay n' Spray in the view of cops does not take away your wanted level. They aren't blind anymore. 140. Car washes are operational in the IV universe, unlike III, VC, and SA. Link to post Share on other sites
UberChargedCJ 3 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 (edited) 141 niko bellic doesn't like gay dates when brucie asked to niko to date french tom niko only dates girls 142 we hate ESRB because they wont sell M rated games for under 17's ESRB fails 143 niko bellic is credit to team Edited December 19, 2011 by UberChargedCJ Link to post Share on other sites
fuckincopsman 0 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 (edited) 144 Helicopters dont go down after hitting a building once 145 Police cant keep up with you in 1-3 star chases 146 standing on a grenade doesn't vaporize you 147 Niko doesn't swim underwater 148 airplanes dont do anything to Niko when they run him over 149 Niko hates seat belts 150 Niko never gets shot in the head and insta killed 151 People still scream when they fall off of skyscrapers after shooting them in the brain on "A Long way to fall" 152 Niko can see through walls while in cover and shoot people without looking to see where they are Edited December 21, 2011 by fuckincopsman Link to post Share on other sites
luis tbogt 0 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 (edited) 153. kill 100 people and the cops let u go like it didnt matter. 154. there is loads of planes at the airport but we cant get in them. 155. after only being in liberty city for 1 day niko knows where everything is. 156. walk past a cop with an rpg and he wont do anything. 157. some crazy person put loads of ramps up for some reason. 158. never trust girls called Michelle. edit: i dont think were ever going to get to 1000 facts, maybe we should do like 300 facts. Edited December 22, 2011 by luis tbogt Link to post Share on other sites
WhitValid 11 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 159. Going down steps while running = strange dance from the 70's 160. Lane changes are done 90 degrees at a time 161. Brucie was always a queer 162. Never become more successful than Dwayne he will put a hit on you 163. Dropping a friend off can equate to a punch in the face 164. Pals don't mind if you cap them, they actually appreciate it if you give them a ride home from hospital Link to post Share on other sites
Inked. 1,406 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 165. You can murder Dwayne's backup gangsters and he'll act as if you never did. 166. Packie has loads of car bombs (Dial B for Bomb) 167. If you are being chased with 2 or more wanted stars, and you stop to surrender, the cops will still kill you even if you pose no threat. 168. Everybody in LC seems to be a gun club member. 169. The police dont seem to do anything unless the player is the criminal. 170. Niko has a habit in running into people he helped or offended later on the streets of the city. 171. Liberty City doesn't seem to have any sport teams, but is quite fond of comedy entertainment. 172. Cops seem to blindly run at Niko/Luis/Johnny when he is barricaded in a building rather then making a tactical entry. 173. You can explode multiple explosives around structures, and they will not take structural damage. Link to post Share on other sites
Chukkles 102 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 174. You can accelerate at a swing set and be shot away like your flying. Link to post Share on other sites
SlickSpencer8 2 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 175. There is a baby stroller in the first Island Link to post Share on other sites
M4RK 36 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 176. Liberty City has 11 letters Link to post Share on other sites
D T 3,363 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 177. Reptilians is taking over. Link to post Share on other sites
ToniForelli 16 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 178. Sometimes when you kill a ped near the cop. He doesn't notice it nor hear it. Link to post Share on other sites
gabypoux 0 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 179. Nobody cares if you crash their car. Except some taxi drivers and gang members. 180. Burgers are always yesterday fresh. 181. LC residents drive slower on the highways than on the streets. 182. Strangely, it seems that only two ambulance men have the misfortune to fall on Niko’s mess… And to be killed. 183. We’re being invaded. 184. Roman is addicted to gambling. 185. Luis Lopez is addicted to women. 186. Billy Grey is addicted to cocaine. 187. Gay Tony is addicted to cocaine. 188. A lot of people are addicted to cocaine. 189. There is only one security guard for all the Liberty Metropolitan Area. 190. Planes are able to cross the above ground invisible wall. 191. Just scratch the rear of a police car and you’ll get your ass pursued. 192. The shape of each island gives the letters that create the word LIBR. 193. Even if you are at Lombank, the ATMs are from the Bank of Liberty. 194. Alderney (except Westdyke, Leftwood and parts of Alderney City) is sh*tty as hell. 195. I’ve waited 10 days for the ferry to coast at the Alderney Ferry Terminal…But it never came. 196. The radio always buzz when entering or leaving the Booth Tunnel. 197. It is impossible to tow a vehicule with a Flatbed. 198. Red propane tanks are dangerous ! 199. Russians get angry when you throw dildos at them. 200. You can park your car inside any Burger Shot/Cluckin’ Bell restaurant. 201. Skateparks are actually used by motorcycles. 202. Swingsets are actually used by cars. 203. Where the fu** is the Liberty City Swingers Stadium !? 204. What about LC Penetrators or LC Rampage Arenas !? 205. The only streets that have more than two lanes in each direction are Burlesque and Denver-Exeter Avenue @ Star Junction. 206. Am I the only one who realized that Firefly Island IS NOT AN ISLAND !? Link to post Share on other sites
SlickSpencer8 2 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 207. Every taxi you hit with a bat or punch it, the taxi driver comes out and try's to attack you 208. You can't call for police assistants if you are in the middle chasing a wanted suspect 209. If you jump before the car hits a cop. The cop doesn't come after you 210. You can't slash tires with a knife 211. Cops in the airport carry M4A1's Link to post Share on other sites
ToniForelli 16 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 212. There is a haunted hospital with ghosts 213. Roman Bellic is just a fat f*ck who lies(seriously what cousin lies to his cousin) 214. Niko almost betrays every single guy/girl who gives him a mission Link to post Share on other sites
Hydro_PlayboyX 2 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 215. if you hit cop car at enormous speed they will ignore it 216. luis has a lot of bros Link to post Share on other sites
gabypoux 0 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 217. Luis mother is stupid 218. Luis brother is a cu** 219. There are two enterable sex shops in LC. One in Star Junction and one in Hove Beach. Link to post Share on other sites
ONEkingscar 22 Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 220. You do NOT want to piss Niko off. 221. If you pass out on a club you will be hauled off into the Heart of the City.(TBOGT) 222. All the videos on the Internet seem to be broken, 223. Don't touch any diamonds. 224. NEVER accept a job from a russian. 225. Packie shoves half of Bolivia up his nose every saturday night. Link to post Share on other sites
dansgas1000 6 Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 (edited) 226. Life is complicated 227. Beating up majorities is hard work 228. Luis hates helicoptors 229. Clouds are 2D image in the sky Edited January 2, 2012 by dansgas1000 Link to post Share on other sites
WhitValid 11 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 230. Liberty City garbage bags consist 90% of banana peels Link to post Share on other sites
ddyoung 580 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 231. the cops dont like people who just like to walk around gardens next to the UN 232. cops are sh!tty drivers 233. yusuf is one crazy bastard Link to post Share on other sites
SlickSpencer8 2 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 234. There are a lot of foreigners 235. The cops are very aggressive 236. That rockstar makes sad endings 237. There is nothing in the garbage truck in the back Link to post Share on other sites
