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Craig Cringle's Advent Calendar


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Odd. They work for me. I'm assuming they work for everyone else? I don't know what to suggest.

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Just checked on my phone and they all work. Try clearing your cookies and make sure your browser is up to date.

 

Just over a week to go!

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Another one for budding chefs today. It's easy to feel like everything's been done before at Christmas. Even the more unusual centrepiece meats are being taking into mainstream culture. Coming up with something that's both tasty and entertaining can be tricky, so here are some funny little Santa hat brownies for you.

 

However, if you're like me and you're a culinary nightmare (seriously, I can't even make toast properly) you'll want something else to do, so why not delve into the bizarre and read up a little bit about why Google is God. Yes, you read that right. There's an entire church dedicated to the idea that Google is in fact omnipresent and is indeed God. Sacriligeous? Perhaps. Interesting? Definitely. It beats the tar out of your Flying Spaghetti Monster bilge anyway!

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That "Is Google God?" site just totally mindf*cked me. Thanks for shattering my faith a few days before Christmas, Craig.

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Haha. It's only a bit of fun. If I made you doubt your own God, I apologise. Actually, no, I'm not sorry at all. Long live Google. I for one welcome our new overlord.

 

 

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Street art isn't for everyone. For many, there's a fine line between tasteful expression and mindless graffiti. Depending on the area and who lives amongst it, you can find much of it is celebrated but more of it is criticised. 2011 has been a strong year for free expression (as opposed to 2010 which was all about free drinks) so here's a collection of some of the best pieces of street art around.

 

Oh, and go and weave some silk. It's Christmas, don't you know?

 

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I just can't stop loling. This url worked! smile.gif

 

Checked it and the 9 proofs were really nonsense... sorry sad.gif

It dosn't, it makes more sense that any other Religion.

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Let's not squabble chaps, your God is just as good as the next.

 

It's Christmas, you guys.

 

I've made you a signature to wear.

 

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He knows when you are sleeping. One love.

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Let's not squabble chaps, your God is just as good as the next.

Exactly! They're all equally worthless...

 

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U R B A N I T A S

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He went there.

 

But, seriously, guys, CHRISTMAS.

 

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He went there.

 

But, seriously, guys, CHRISTMAS.

 

<Snip. Dog in the Christmas spirit>

That picture reminds me of a pic I took of my cat yesterday when my ma' brought one of those "Christmas collars" for her. I've never seen a cat so depressed in all of my life.

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Haha. It's only a bit of fun. If I made you doubt your own God, I apologise. Actually, no, I'm not sorry at all. Long live Google. I for one welcome our new overlord.

I joke, I joke. I was already a member of the Church of Google. How about these bing using heathens, eh? I hope they burn in the depths of twitter.

 

By the way, great topic, Craig. icon14.gif

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Thanks. I hope by now you all realise this is essentially what it'll be until the finish. I haven't got anything huge saved for the big day. No doubt you have plans of your own, so the last thing you want is some massive internet distraction. It might be an anti-climax to some, but mainly this topic was a little social experiment.

 

 

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More photo shenanigans for today, but these are a little different - these aim to capture the most poignant, beautiful and memorable moments of 2011. Some will draw blanks for you, but others may well resonate with you. My personal favourite of the bunch is number 16.

 

Now, there's my moody offering, but let's remember it isn't all doom and gloom. Let's have a chuckle at some of the less fortunate fools of 2011. As much as I hate to use the word, here are... er...

 

Okay, Craig, you can do this. Just breathe. It's just a word.

 

Okay.

 

Yeah.

 

2011's best... fails.

 

Ugh, I hate that word. I feel all dirty.

 

 

 

Bonus points if you moved your head out of the way of the coke bottle...

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Good job Craig. I haven't posted yet, but I have to admit, some of your posts have distracted me for quite a bit.. in a good way. icon14.gif

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That's all I could ever want. Christmas is just one big distraction anyway. smile.gif Thanks.

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Some of them I just felt sorry for the people, like that guy in the wine store. Others like the retards trying to do stunts I just face-palmed, and the guy punching the stop sign and the riot cop with the "pull" door made me laugh out loud. tounge.gif Well done.

 

E: also felt bad for those guys on the loading docks.

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I'm going to admit, there were a few that I just cried with laughter at. The highlight for me had to be the duel of the yoga exercise balls, and the loser being thrown out of a window.

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If you haven't woken up drunk off egg-nog in somebody's Christmas tree yet, you're doing it wrong. Nevermind if you haven't though, just play with these faces using a bizarre flash project. Try and match the mouths to the ears. It's harder than it looks.

 

Every year people make resolutions. Some fail because they're hopelessly unrealistic, and some just set the bar too high. What you need to do is focus on the small things that make the world spin smoothly and help grease those wheels in your soul. These 30 illustrations highlight some of the basic principles of living better with yourself. You can't often conquer fears, but you will have to learn to live with them.

 

I'm ending on one of the most inspirational things to ever fall out of a kid's mouth that hasn't been half chewed first.

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Thanks for the new entry, Craig smile.gif.

Does anyone have a text version of the little kid's speech? I have a 128kb/s connection, so...

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I could probably watch it later and type it out but it's just not the same. I'm not usually moved by what kids have to say, but if your connection will allow, I recommend it. It's gold.

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Theo Jansen is an odd man. Since 1990, he's been creating life itself. He constructs skeletons out of yellow plastic tubes that allow these creatures to walk and move without food. All they need is an ebbing breeze. His goal? To make herds of them and let them loose in fields and on beaches. They've proven their worth against the elements, and as you'll see, they're pretty hypnotic.

 

If you've flown home for Christmas this year, you had better hope you haven't left anything unusual behind like these 10 strange folk.

 

Finally, I want you to do absolutely nothing for 2 minutes. Christmas can be stressful, it's no secret. Take comfort in the knowledge that there's always time to just shut up and do absolutely nothing at all.

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I'm up to level seven, i'm doing well! I slipped up on level three though the first time around!

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One more day, atleast over here. smile.gif

 

Pretty cold over here, which is f*cking nice since I'm burning pretty much throughout the year.

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Feels strange writing 24th December on my paperwork. It'll feel even stranger writing 2012 on everything next week.

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