HeNDo6750 Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 throw something at him, and if that doesn't do it, then punch him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oddsock Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 I remember a long time ago posting a similar thread like this. I received a few good recommendations among the proddings I also got. One of them was, when he's annoying you, say loudly, "Jesus Christ dude for the last time I don't want to have lunch with you, if you're gay that's fine but I'm not," or something along those lines. Damn I wanna do that one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korpi Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 (edited) Ignore him or play along.If he gets in your face then punch him in the face. In my experience, going along isn't getting you anywhere either, they just keep going and going and going, to that moment where you want to kill yourself, and going, and going Edit: Looks like that i hadn't read the whole post from the guy who started this topic... what a douche indeed... dont play along that's for sure. Ignore him the best you can, but if it gets to the point where the guy really gets in your face or if it gets physical then punch him in the face. E2: Or like Jimmy_Leppard said, use sarcasm to turn the guys words against him and so on. Edited November 30, 2011 by Markwey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_Leppard Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Try sarcasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of delete key Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Blow dart + ricin = win. "I can just imagine him driving off the edge of a cliff like Thelma & Louise, playing his Q:13 mix at full volume, crying into a bottle." - Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Ignore him or play along.If he gets in your face then punch him in the face. In my experience, going along isn't getting you anywhere either, they just keep going and going and going, to that moment where you want to kill yourself, and going, and going Edit: Looks like that i hadn't read the whole post from the guy who started this topic... what a douche indeed... dont play along that's for sure. Ignore him the best you can, but if it gets to the point where the guy really gets in your face or if it gets physical then punch him in the face. E2: Or like Jimmy_Leppard said, use sarcasm to turn the guys words against him and so on. As I mentioned, maybe you ought to tell him a new law makes it illegal to bully someone in your school. He won't be smart enough to figure out that you made that up, since he's got an IQ of zero and an Alien's brain! hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryst Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Blow dart + ricin = win. A blow dart? hardly, a slighly modified umbrella far better. No one questions a man with an umbrella. Don't be a jack ass and treat the man like an idiot, I dunno about you but I take offense when people try to talk like they are smarter than me. Art Dela Me-+-Ze Music Le Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Hehe . I beated him not long time ago. But he still makes fun of me. Along with his small group of idiots, they're always interested in my life...Mostly they make fun because of my name... Well, actually nobody likes him except most of men in my class. And girls? Girls don't like him. They see how pathetic he is. After reading that: I Think you're putting us on! You just posted that nonsense to get a rise out of the people here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NothingSpecial Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I am watching! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swoorup Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Instead of getting away, just go near him all the time and make your face as if you will chop him off and eat him. That will scare him and his dogs away. Make him fear all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth Alan Willmer Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Say his name and they say some questions while asking him the following then ask him the following questions 1. Did you get dropped on your head as a baby? 2. What was your grades last year at high school or did they just give you crayons and a colouring book? 3. Are you backward or something, because your acting like a f*cking retard. 4. Do you know what your doing or does someone need to right things down for you all the time? 5.Not got yourself a credible hobbie yet? If you havent pitty that 6. Do you even know where you live? if not open your wallet as thats who you are moron If he cant answer those questions he is just thick and craves the attention. Point that out to the class and they will soon get sick of him to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuareg Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Say his name and they say some questions while asking him the following then ask him the following questions 1. Did you get dropped on your head as a baby? 2. What was your grades last year at high school or did they just give you crayons and a colouring book? 3. Are you backward or something, because your acting like a f*cking retard. 4. Do you know what your doing or does someone need to right things down for you all the time? 5.Not got yourself a credible hobbie yet? If you havent pitty that 6. Do you even know where you live? if not open your wallet as thats who you are moron If he cant answer those questions he is just thick and craves the attention. Point that out to the class and they will soon get sick of him to. Yes OP do this if you want to get laughed at and beaten after class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NothingSpecial Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Hit the idiot's face with a combat shotgun or teach him something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shyabang Shyabang Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Place your hand on his thigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Place your hand on his thigh. Best advice yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToniForelli Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 do the same as i did to one idiot: Beat him up show him that he shouldn't mess with you. Well atleast it worked for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KanapkaPoland Posted December 2, 2011 Author Share Posted December 2, 2011 Haha, I used to have the exact same problem - and at a somewhat similar age to you too. I was always the reserved, brooding loner type, and guess that made me a prime target for this. It really annoyed me, and even made it difficult for me to fall asleep as I was so pissed at the whole situation. Worse still, it also made me get sh*tty grades. I eventually just had enough and started doing something about it, within a couple of weeks, that asshole wouldn't even mention my name. Though I do regret not doing it sooner as despite performing better after all that, my very bad grades from before dragged my overall grades down. Now I try to take action at anything which pisses me off as soon as possible, as life is way too short to be pissed of and feel down because of such trivial things. The fact that those retard's idea of humour is to claim ridiculous, often very crude, things with no grounding in reality just proves there complete and utter lack of imagination, intelligence, and a sense of humour, all required to make a proper joke or, if targetted, a good diss. Secondly, the rest of your peers' tendency to laugh at his ridiculous jokes itself proves that either they too lack a good sense of humour and intelligence to decern a good joke or diss, or more likely, are all too cowardly and scared to show they are unimpressed, of fear they will be targetted next. Sadly, people like that seems to even exist in university (though obviously with less 'followings'), and maybe throughout later life too. My advice to you is simple. Whatever you do, don't just ignore it or passively let it happen, hoping for this order to change. Firstly it wont, and you'll remain pissed and angered by the whole thing, if it wont keep making you more and more so. Secondly, and most importantly, your main purpose at college is to achieve the best marks you can in order to optimise your chances in the future. Things like this will very likely have an adverse effect on your studying, exam performance and opportunities for the rest of your life. You have two options. Firstly if you are confident, loud-mouthed and good at jokes, rip into him back. Visibly show how unimpressed you are by his 'jokes', and state how ridiculous his claims are. Make the people who laugh at him feel stupid and awkward doing so at his jokes. This will also work best if you have trust-worthy friemnds to laugh at your jokes and back you up on criticising his. With this, you will also be in an upwards struggle - the confused, hypocritical and downright stupid college social order is probably already established - and you will essentially have to try to become the new joker in your class. It will also take very long and a lot of effort to do this, which might itself effect your work performance in college. Though you can abandone your class joker position once achieved and concentrate on your studies, and let someone else take it - who will likely start picking on someone else. The other solutions are to hit back at him using another medium. Simply fight back with something other than jokes, which after all, is his own home-ground and what he's most comfortable with. If you are good at fighting, and the college's disciplinary rules are not that stringent or well enforced, beat the sh*t out of him. Don't even talk to him, taunt him or say why you are doing it, just ambush him at a time outside of college when he's alone, and without much bystanders. Simply fight him back as hard as possible and as clearly as possible so that he knows you're not to be messed with. In this scenario, the most important thing is that you get away, and that you have a good alibi. If you are caught, make sure you have a good plan to make it look like he was the one bullying you and that you just lashed out after so long. Maybe let the teachers know and use their passiveness in helping your situation as an excuse for this. If you're a loner and don't care much about your peers, and if there are stringent and well enforced disciplinary rules in your college, get him in as much trouble as possible. Tell the complete truth at fist. If he dares annoy you again, you can make sh*t up, saying things like the classic "he's acting worse to me/threatening me to make more fun of me etc because I complained to you..." Most staff will be expecting that very thing, and will likely come down on him much harder then. Finally is the plentiful middle-ground grey-area of semi-legitimate retaliation. Do anything possible to piss him off, and as much as possible, without letting yourself be caught. Use your imagination - spread rumours about him, pull 'pranks' on him. Rip his books up when he's not there, put a flimsily closed water bottle (or maybe milk lol) in his back and wait for the ensuing leak. Break his belongings, put fake jizz stains on his clothes when you guys change for sports. Basically anything where neither he or anyone else catches you doing the act and can testify against you. His suspicion should hopefully be enough to stop him annoying you. If not, make it very obvious those acts coincide with him pissing you off, yet don't allow any proof of your direct involvement. The key is to assess you situation and abilities, and chose what's best for you. Also, once you go down one path, try not to switch to another one - as it could ruin all your efforts. Hope this all helps man, and wish you the best of luck in turning the tables around. Thanks man for the advice. Gonna find it helpful. Really, appreciate it! Well, this week wasn't so bad. I'm trying to avoid even looking at him, trying to not get pissed by his FACE . And I ignore him every time he laughs at my name or something... So, he stopped a bit in making jokes about me. But, you know how it is with idiots, they never know when to stop so I'm looking forward next week to hear another great stories from him about me... Ehh. The real annoying kinds of situations are when I'm late for school. In class, I hear from some friends that this IDIOT told everyone behind my back that he saw me behind some tree waiting for a class like some retard... And I actually wasn't behind any freakin tree... This idiot is really sick. Every teacher is pissed by him because he don't know how to behave on lessons. Sometimes they make jokes about his stupidity. But it does no difference because he still thinks he's smart and he likes to tell me I'm dumb... What a sick f*ck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Monra Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 If I were to go by your grammar, I'd say that you should stop throwing stones in a glass house. It seems to be that you're mad at the other kid because all the other people in your class likes him. Jelous? Anyway, just ignore the kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH NO Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 We need to know your name before we can proceed with any more advice...because if your name is something like, say, cocksander winterbobble, we will definitely need to rethink our stratagem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbine23 Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 "But the fool on the hill sees the sun going down and the eyes in his head see the world spinning round He never listens to them he knows that they're the fools" - The Beatles Who gives a sh*t, they end up looking like the idiots in the end if this guy is really that annoying,retarded and not funny. Or maybe it's because he doesn't match what you like. Either way, just ignore him or start pretending to laugh along and maybe he'l stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Bring a gun to school and make him piss his pants. Yeah... that'll work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iGrandTheftAuto Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Somebody seems a little jealous of their classmate. It's okay that's life for you. There are those types of people everywhere you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triple Penetration Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Place your hand on his thigh. Best advice yet. I thought you were better than that, Voodoo. But this won't change how I respect you anyways. This and most of answers are USELESS, if you put his hand on his leg, he would put his on your penis, thus making fun of you or discovering your closetness. And making witty remarks to him are useless, he will answer to you in a better way, because he has a company and you don't. And beating his ass won't do crap, he will have his revenge. Read Robinski's post, he entirely described what I did at school and do at college. I got friends in school because nobody bullied anybody, and I started taunting this reject guy, who never came to our sports/workout/football afternoons and always made excuses to not to come after we politely asked and invited him. I was laughing at his bad grades, smoking addiction, inability to do things that require strong hands or legs, such as carrying heavy things and running, and his overall unlikeness to change this fact. So I started to bully him to stop skipping school for getting drunk instead or just make him feel bad for his weight and WHOLE class did same things as I did and laughed. So far, it seems this guy did not change himself, got put on second year, but before that he tried to tolerate things I did by punching, trying to be rude to me or etcetera and we only stopped bullying him after we all were in different and higher class than him and he started to ignore us and our shoutings that we forgot about him unless a teacher reminded us of him and we laughed for a moment. Now, as I am in college, I do same things as Robinski did, laughing at my own friends, such as fat body build, manboobs, sexy breasts and touching penises, my ruffian accent (and we all do that for fun and giggles) and then I found out that there's one reject guy, who is fat, short and funny looking. Not that I have problem with that. But then I see that he's a fricking weeaboo/wapanese and watches hentai and anime (only in japanese, but I'm not jealous to guy who doesn't writes in his mother tongue perfectly and probably can't speak in 2nd language while I know 5 languages and learning one more) and plays those Naruto or Bleach games, and I started to harrass him. So far it doesn't seems to stop soon, as my friends saw his silly reactions as trying to shove me or stand against and using foul language (I don't do that, I don't want to get caught by teachers) and won't let me stop by helping to bully him. To OP, you're going the right way by ignoring him, but there can be main reason why other guys don't like you, like being a nerd and crybaby and you have to change this fact. Or viceversa, by being too stupid for anybody's taste. You just have to ignore him and see his weaknesses and understand why he does this. He doesn't do that for no reason, he chose you for something, otherwise he would bully everybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboyjr Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 In class, I hear from some friends that this IDIOT told everyone behind my back that he saw me behind some tree waiting for a class like some retard... And I actually wasn't behind any freakin tree... He said you were standing behind a tree? That damn dirty motherf*cker. He crossed the line. On Monday, go into school with a baseball bat and knock his teeth in. That'll teach him not to spread vile rumours that you're standing next to trees like a f*ggot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lol232 Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Kick 'im 'n da ballz. Lol, that^. You're not the only one man! Same problem here... I decided to bore him to death, but telling him about Communism, All that other brain washing sh*t, he got bored to death, then left me alone. That's how you do it. I also Aced him few times in test, actually, I got 102 points, he had 68 xD... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 You got it all wrong Triple Penetration, the OP ISN'T being bullied. And you sure made yourself look stupid with that post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ska Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Place your hand on his thigh. Best advice yet. This and most of answers are USELESS, if you put his hand on his leg, he would put his on your penis, thus making fun of you or discovering your closetness. And making witty remarks to him are useless, he will answer to you in a better way, because he has a company and you don't. And beating his ass won't do crap, he will have his revenge. Gender: Female ..just sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triple Penetration Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 So if there is a suggestion from a feminine person, OP magically turns out to be a girl? Fireman, thanks for the appreciation. And by the way, if he is not bullied or harrased, then what is happening then? Date rape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTAIndonesia Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 a.Put chilli sauce to his drink b. Beat his parents c. Do something to his lunch (add dog food, cat food, dunk it in the toilet and put it back) There is also an idiot in my class too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr quick Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 (edited) - Edited April 27, 2016 by Marwin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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