Idiot in my class

[DXfan01]

beat that niggas ass

[ska]

Here's a simple and effortless solution: ignore it.

 

I know, mind-blowing.

[Kwandilibro]

So the kid is more popular than you. Suck it up. Jealousy is a sorry emotion.

[fgcarva1]

Ignore him and be proud of yourself for being the one with the brains. It may be tough when you're 15 but I felt that at times. I'm currently 17 and since I was around 15 I've been the mature one in my school and etc. Been made fun of a bit, but people generally like me because I play it cool and remain ice cold... just don't reply to what people say and you'll be fine.

 

When you show you're more mature than they are, they'll realize they're just kids, while you're getting the chicks (who dig mature guys).

 

Many times if you kick his ass you'll show no self-control and be seen as a nervous dude who is not strong enough to take the pressure and will crack after a few insults.

[Jacko427]

If you want to become a hero, then you must have balls to do fix that f*cking dickhead alien brainhead.

 

Get yourself a baseballbat, make him to suck your dick, when cummed, he must suck your balls.

And then he must take off his pants and have buttsecks with you.

When finished, you just smash out his alienbrain out of his head and you kill him.

All this must happen when the entire class is present, so they'll know no one can mess with you.

[Slamman]

I've been in school, AND actually graduated. In my day, you were bullied and picked on, people called it a rite of passage, I call it BS, just take a stand againt bullying... Cyber bullies or actual bullies, They should be made to be ashamed, not you

[Algonquin Assassin]

EverLost123: Hahaha little f**ker got owned. Go big boy.

 

@ OP. It's been 10 years since I was your age, but my approach with the village idiot (aka dickhead of the class) was just to ignore them as best as I could. I rarely got into fights when I was in highschool. Although one day this idiot who had been harassing me for months caught me when I wasn't in a good mood.

 

To cut a long story short back in late 2001/early 2002 there was a rivalry between my friends and this other group. Only thing is we sat about 20 metres from each other every day in the quadrangle. Every so often they would come over and steal our log that we used as a seat just to be dicks. So one day this mongoloid who I'd have been having problems with decided to be the dick to try and take it away only this time I had enough and started shoving him around without punching him. I got him the point of almost crying and after that he and his friends backed off. It sometimes pay to stand up for yourself, but it's best to try to ignore him as much as possible.

 

No bully I encountered had the balls to punch me when I stood up to them. Not that they ever did anyway. Most of them are pussies who are vulnerable when they don't have their friends with them.

[beto]

Hi!

I'm 15 years old. In my class, there is an idiot with IQ below 0, who is the stupidest guy I've ever met. Not only his brains are alien-style, he looks like a complete idiot and does whatever idiots do. So here's the thing:

 

1. He likes to laugh at ANYTHING

2. Unfortunately, his jokes are terrible too and full of vulgarizmes, and it seems everyone in my class likes it...

3. Overally everyone likes him.

 

Problem is: He often likes to laugh at me because he chose me as his "enemy". I never did anything wrong to him except I NEVER laugh with him and when he jokes about me I'm like: "f*ck you". I just don't like him.

But most of my class LIKE HIM! But he's a COMPLETELY IDIOT, he only talks about things that never existed!

 

Is it normal?

 

:l

duke it out with him dude, he'll leave you alone after that

[MrcTOtheJ]

Miamivicecity made a good point, he's just trying to make him self feel better and he won't be too tough with his friends.

 

Just ignore him, unless it's been going on for a long time, sometimes they just want attention and will stop, other times they keep going and going, and you need to take a stand, unfortunately beating the crap out of him in this day and ages if "frowned apon" but some times it gets to that point, or you could basically tell him to f*ck off.

[Mike Tequeli]

If you want to become a hero, then you must have balls to do fix that f*cking dickhead alien brainhead.

 

Get yourself a baseballbat, make him to suck your dick, when cummed, he must suck your balls.

And then he must take off his pants and have buttsecks with you.

When finished, you just smash out his alienbrain out of his head and you kill him.

All this must happen when the entire class is present, so they'll know no one can mess with you.

Yeah brah you got to show him who's boss, you gotta rape him basically. Prison rules apply bro.

 

Or shiv him to death during math, no one will suspect anything, I suspect this kind of thing happens all the time in Polish middle school.

[tuff_luv_capo]

Sounds like he's staying golden and you're gathering flowers for algernon.

[aStiffSausage]

KICK HIM IN THE BAAALLSS.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Naw, just beat him with what he's throwing at you, if he starts to act violently, punch back. Works for me and won't give you the label of over reacting.

[dannyz]

He starts talking Crap have a Come back and make it a good one if front of everyone. I have never really had anyone not like me but if someone says something I have a comeback within like 5 Seconds then be like bitch suck my dick. Or I would just be like smile at him or give him a sums up but not like agree with him but to piss him off.

 

[Shaunr]

be funnier than him. make jokes to get the class to laugh at the other guy, or just make random jokes to get the majority on your side.

[ZombieFrogger]

Be the man and ignore him, if that dosent work give him a piece of your mind and tell him your tired of his sh*t.

[Slamman]

Write him a proper note! Be firm

[PHCharls]

Ignore him.

[BnB]

be funnier than him. make jokes to get the class to laugh at the other guy, or just make random jokes to get the majority on your side.

You may get the majority on your side but the guy will be pissed off.

[Kalvin]

I have a solution:

Stand up to him, push him, then shout at him all swear word (like sh*tter, f*cker, or motherf*cker) then in class during math scribble on his math paper, then ownd.

[BnB]

I have a solution:

Stand up to him, push him, then shout at him all swear word (like sh*tter, f*cker, or motherf*cker) then in class during math scribble on his math paper, then ownd.

Idiot and retarded guys usually don't have sense of what happens around so they'll kick your ass without mercy.

[john12]

Well, there are some immature guys in my class. They use slang laguage anywhere they want, even they write f*ck in walls. India has many slang too but ignorable not like Motherf*cker. The indians have some bad manners too which needs to be fixed. The golden pigeon which was destroyed by british (sorry who are british ) is now a slum.

 

My class fellows don't care about it..... Sometime they cause too much havoc but school reputation doesn't go down, don't know why.

[Fnorg]

How do you know his IQ? I just took a similar test, for real.

I'm a little curious here - how did it go?

[guib]

Ignore him.

This...

[Robinski]

I have a solution:

Stand up to him, push him, then shout at him all swear word (like sh*tter, f*cker, or motherf*cker) then in class during math scribble on his math paper, then ownd.

Doing this will just get you laughed at even more. Trust me, I know. My mates (and I, to a lesser extent) were the jokers of the class, always taking the piss out of people, usually within our group but occasionally outside. If anyone over-reacted as much as this they'd just get the sh*t ripped out of them for being a "soz"; the sort of person who thinks they're a badass and we'd mockingly say sorry to at any given opportunity as if they were going to flip their sh*t at any moment.

 

Kids are dicks, but they get bored quick too. Just ignore it, or hell, even join in on the joke and it'll pass soon enough.

[D- Ice]

Haha, I used to have the exact same problem - and at a somewhat similar age to you too. I was always the reserved, brooding loner type, and guess that made me a prime target for this. It really annoyed me, and even made it difficult for me to fall asleep as I was so pissed at the whole situation. Worse still, it also made me get sh*tty grades. I eventually just had enough and started doing something about it, within a couple of weeks, that asshole wouldn't even mention my name.

Though I do regret not doing it sooner as despite performing better after all that, my very bad grades from before dragged my overall grades down.

Now I try to take action at anything which pisses me off as soon as possible, as life is way too short to be pissed of and feel down because of such trivial things.

 

The fact that those retard's idea of humour is to claim ridiculous, often very crude, things with no grounding in reality just proves there complete and utter lack of imagination, intelligence, and a sense of humour, all required to make a proper joke or, if targetted, a good diss.

Secondly, the rest of your peers' tendency to laugh at his ridiculous jokes itself proves that either they too lack a good sense of humour and intelligence to decern a good joke or diss, or more likely, are all too cowardly and scared to show they are unimpressed, of fear they will be targetted next.

Sadly, people like that seems to even exist in university (though obviously with less 'followings'), and maybe throughout later life too.

 

My advice to you is simple. Whatever you do, don't just ignore it or passively let it happen, hoping for this order to change. Firstly it wont, and you'll remain pissed and angered by the whole thing, if it wont keep making you more and more so. Secondly, and most importantly, your main purpose at college is to achieve the best marks you can in order to optimise your chances in the future. Things like this will very likely have an adverse effect on your studying, exam performance and opportunities for the rest of your life.

 

You have two options. Firstly if you are confident, loud-mouthed and good at jokes, rip into him back. Visibly show how unimpressed you are by his 'jokes', and state how ridiculous his claims are. Make the people who laugh at him feel stupid and awkward doing so at his jokes. This will also work best if you have trust-worthy friemnds to laugh at your jokes and back you up on criticising his. With this, you will also be in an upwards struggle - the confused, hypocritical and downright stupid college social order is probably already established - and you will essentially have to try to become the new joker in your class. It will also take very long and a lot of effort to do this, which might itself effect your work performance in college. Though you can abandone your class joker position once achieved and concentrate on your studies, and let someone else take it - who will likely start picking on someone else.

 

The other solutions are to hit back at him using another medium. Simply fight back with something other than jokes, which after all, is his own home-ground and what he's most comfortable with.

 

If you are good at fighting, and the college's disciplinary rules are not that stringent or well enforced, beat the sh*t out of him. Don't even talk to him, taunt him or say why you are doing it, just ambush him at a time outside of college when he's alone, and without much bystanders. Simply fight him back as hard as possible and as clearly as possible so that he knows you're not to be messed with. In this scenario, the most important thing is that you get away, and that you have a good alibi. If you are caught, make sure you have a good plan to make it look like he was the one bullying you and that you just lashed out after so long. Maybe let the teachers know and use their passiveness in helping your situation as an excuse for this.

 

If you're a loner and don't care much about your peers, and if there are stringent and well enforced disciplinary rules in your college, get him in as much trouble as possible. Tell the complete truth at fist. If he dares annoy you again, you can make sh*t up, saying things like the classic "he's acting worse to me/threatening me to make more fun of me etc because I complained to you..." Most staff will be expecting that very thing, and will likely come down on him much harder then.

 

Finally is the plentiful middle-ground grey-area of semi-legitimate retaliation. Do anything possible to piss him off, and as much as possible, without letting yourself be caught. Use your imagination - spread rumours about him, pull 'pranks' on him. Rip his books up when he's not there, put a flimsily closed water bottle (or maybe milk lol) in his back and wait for the ensuing leak. Break his belongings, put fake jizz stains on his clothes when you guys change for sports. Basically anything where neither he or anyone else catches you doing the act and can testify against you. His suspicion should hopefully be enough to stop him annoying you. If not, make it very obvious those acts coincide with him pissing you off, yet don't allow any proof of your direct involvement.

 

The key is to assess you situation and abilities, and chose what's best for you. Also, once you go down one path, try not to switch to another one - as it could ruin all your efforts.

 

Hope this all helps man, and wish you the best of luck in turning the tables around.

 

 

[guib]

I have a solution:

Stand up to him, push him, then shout at him all swear word (like sh*tter, f*cker, or motherf*cker) then in class during math scribble on his math paper, then ownd.

Doing this will just get you laughed at even more. Trust me, I know. My mates (and I, to a lesser extent) were the jokers of the class, always taking the piss out of people, usually within our group but occasionally outside. If anyone over-reacted as much as this they'd just get the sh*t ripped out of them for being a "soz"; the sort of person who thinks they're a badass and we'd mockingly say sorry to at any given opportunity as if they were going to flip their sh*t at any moment.

 

Kids are dicks, but they get bored quick too. Just ignore it, or hell, even join in on the joke and it'll pass soon enough.

Exactly! If you try to stand up against those people, then they are just laughing and saying that you aren't a big-shot, which is in my case, just basically true...

[GTA_stu]

^ I didn't know Eeyore had an account on here.

 

Anyways, there's a lot of people on here just saying "beat him up" but really that is pretty crummy advice. Violence should be used as a last resort, and it could easily just make the situation worse.

[Korpi]

Ignore him or play along.

If he gets in your face then punch him in the face.

[guib]

 

Ignore him or play along.

If he gets in your face then punch him in the face.

In my experience, going along isn't getting you anywhere either, they just keep going and going and going, to that moment where you want to kill yourself, and going, and going

[lt_yao]

Yes its normal, You have 2 options, be cooler so he stops making fun of you (leather jackets, and switchblade combs are a must). Or stop doing things to piss him off, I'm sure he doesn't take kindly to you calling him fat stupid alien brainhead.

Switchblade combs never helped when I went to school, people just called me a fa**ot...