I Hope There Is Realistic Steak in the Game!

[scarface910]

Hank Hill likes this.

[Andreas]

 

What could anybody possibly be talking about 69 pages into the dumbest fake thread ever?

The Genesis topic reached 704 pages just because of one picture. Click! If that is possible without a problem then we can easily reach 1000 pages with this topic!

 

 

Not sure how many of you are aware, but the original steak topic started in 2007 before GTAIV's release: http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=270959

Ha, I can remember that topic. I forgot the exact name of it so thanks for the link.

[Reiji]

NO!!! I DON'T WANT NO sh*tTY DUBSTEP IN GTAV!!!

[Shoumaker]

What does realistic steak have to do with dubstep? Although you simply might have posted in the wrong topic.

[B Dawg]

Remember ambushing Big Smoke's drug convoys in SA? I would love to ambush trucks full of steak, and drive them back to the safehouse.

[Shoumaker]

Remember ambushing Big Smoke's drug convoys in SA? I would love to ambush trucks full of steak, and drive them back to the safehouse.

You mean, ambushing an illegal steak treade?

[Autopilot]

Hank Hill likes this.

Light up the steak with some propane, Bobby!

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

What does realistic steak have to do with dubstep? Although you simply might have posted in the wrong topic.

this is a sign hes craving STEAK! like a crackhead needs crack he needs STEAK!

[Spaghetti Cat]

Right now, somewhere deep in the labs of an anonymous USDA building, scientists are attempting to combine dub-step with steak. Fingers crossed!

[saintsrow]

 

Right now, somewhere deep in the labs of an anonymous USDA building, scientists are attempting to combine dub-step with steak.  Fingers crossed!

In GTAV, the U.S. Agriculture Department, Beef Realism Organization (USAD BRO) will be the major conspiracy shadow organization, that will make the FIB look like a bunch of pre-schoolers.

 

The final Boss battle in GTAV will be a long slog through the skyscraper headquarters of USAD BRO with all three protags fighting hundreds of USAD BRO agents to reach the International Standard Realistic Steak Prototype, which will be the final challenge of the game; then the credits will roll.

[Pyrrhic]

NO!!! I DON'T WANT NO sh*tTY DUBSTEP IN GTAV!!!

You just went full related man.

[ExtremoMania]

 

What could anybody possibly be talking about 69 pages into the dumbest fake thread ever?

What turns out to be the dumbest turns into the most sought-after thread anyone has ever seen. If you think this place is full of dumbness then just leave and don't post back for anything.

[Toshio_maxoS]

Wait wait wait... do you mean like this?

 

M=Me

G=Girlfriend

 

"

M: Hey do you wanna go eat?

G: Sure, why not!

M: Alright, follow me.

G: Well.. ok...

*Going to living room*

G: What, didn't you say we gonna eat?

M: Sure, sure, here take this.

G: What's that?

M: An Ps3 controler

G: Ehh?

M: Press X ^.^

G: Ehh? Ok... and now?

M: Let's wait 15 min. then we go home again.

G:..........

 

GF left me

[Los Santos County Sheriff]

Why the f*ck is this spam thread allowed to continue?! What the f*ck is wrong with you people?! Is this like the special ed division of the forum?!

 

Come on mods! Close this stupid sh*t!

[T0X1C]

Why the f*ck is this spam thread allowed to continue?! What the f*ck is wrong with you people?! Is this like the special ed division of the forum?!

 

Come on mods! Close this stupid sh*t!

Ah, you seem to have missed my post addressed to you.

 

 

Yo Adriaan. You lock my threads but allow this spamfest to continue? Cool story bruh.

Spamfest? How dare you, sir? It sickens me regarding the level of your hypocrisy. I happen to have just read mentioned thread where you complain about the "youth of today." Well, my good man, what sort of twisted, violent, broken childhood would one have to have to consider the cry for Realistic Steak as a "spamfest?"

OH what angel shall bless this unworthy man? He cannot thrive, unless our prayers, whom heaven delights to hear and loves to grant, reprieve him from the wrath of greatest justice! Thou hadst been better have been born a dog than to not appreciate the endless bounties of Realistic Steak!

 

Enough of my rants. I pity you, sir. I do not even call for you to be circumcised with a wooden stake that has tree herpes.

 

I implore you, go home, have a hot bath and think. It needs to dawn on you that if you think Realistic Steak is wrong, you don't want to be right.

 

Good day to you.

[BlackNoise]

Why the f*ck is this spam thread allowed to continue?! What the f*ck is wrong with you people?! Is this like the special ed division of the forum?!

 

Come on mods! Close this stupid sh*t!

I think the mods are more concerned with questionable members like yourself. You can't even have fun and that makes you the worst kind of troll.

[Toshio_maxoS]

Why the f*ck is this spam thread allowed to continue?! What the f*ck is wrong with you people?! Is this like the special ed division of the forum?!

 

Come on mods! Close this stupid sh*t!

Come on, we all need a little fun

[Los Santos County Sheriff]

 

Why the f*ck is this spam thread allowed to continue?! What the f*ck is wrong with you people?! Is this like the special ed division of the forum?!

 

Come on mods! Close this stupid sh*t!

Ah, you seem to have missed my post addressed to you.

 

 

Yo Adriaan. You lock my threads but allow this spamfest to continue? Cool story bruh.

Spamfest? How dare you, sir? It sickens me regarding the level of your hypocrisy. I happen to have just read mentioned thread where you complain about the "youth of today." Well, my good man, what sort of twisted, violent, broken childhood would one have to have to consider the cry for Realistic Steak as a "spamfest?"

OH what angel shall bless this unworthy man? He cannot thrive, unless our prayers, whom heaven delights to hear and loves to grant, reprieve him from the wrath of greatest justice! Thou hadst been better have been born a dog than to not appreciate the endless bounties of Realistic Steak!

 

Enough of my rants. I pity you, sir. I do not even call for you to be circumcised with a wooden stake that has tree herpes.

 

I implore you, go home, have a hot bath and think. It needs to dawn on you that if you think Realistic Steak is wrong, you don't want to be right.

 

Good day to you.

Dude, you're just retarded on so many levels.

 

I don't think some assholes obsession with beef products makes a good thread. But apparently the mods don't agree and that's why this bastard re-incarnation of the genesis thread is allowed to continue its miserable, pathetic existence.

 

And you know what else? There wont be ANY f*ckin steak in the game!

 

 

I think the mods are more concerned with questionable members like yourself.

And what, exactly, makes me a "questionable member"?

 

 

Come on, we all need a little fun

I agree. But my definition of "fun" doesn't involve 70 pages of f*ckin stupidity revolving around goddamn steak. This thread is a PERFECT example of what the hell is wrong with this forum these days.

Edited January 4, 2013 by Los Santos County Sheriff

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Right now, somewhere deep in the labs of an anonymous USDA building, scientists are attempting to combine dub-step with steak.  Fingers crossed!

In GTAV, the U.S. Agriculture Department, Beef Realism Organization (USAD BRO) will be the major conspiracy shadow organization, that will make the FIB look like a bunch of pre-schoolers.

 

The final Boss battle in GTAV will be a long slog through the skyscraper headquarters of USAD BRO with all three protags fighting hundreds of USAD BRO agents to reach the International Standard Realistic Steak Prototype, which will be the final challenge of the game; then the credits will roll.

cook this man steak!

[Shoumaker]

@Los Santos County Sheriff

 

You really have to chill. If you dont like this thread then leave, we don't need someone trying to ruin the vibe for us. We're not forcing you or anything to come here.

[meson1]

Why the f*ck is this spam thread allowed to continue?! What the f*ck is wrong with you people?! Is this like the special ed division of the forum?!

 

Come on mods! Close this stupid sh*t!

This topic has been endorsed by the staff. It's not gonna get closed any time soon. So your choices are to:

1. Get used to it. Possibly even participate.
2. Live in frustration, overstressing yourself until it begins to affect your health.

I would suggest option a).

If option a) is not your thing, and you want to choose option b) then you will need some stress relief for which I prescribe a large, lovely, juicy delicious steak.

 

Enjoy.

[T0X1C]

 

Why the f*ck is this spam thread allowed to continue?! What the f*ck is wrong with you people?! Is this like the special ed division of the forum?!

 

Come on mods! Close this stupid sh*t!

Ah, you seem to have missed my post addressed to you.

 

 

Yo Adriaan. You lock my threads but allow this spamfest to continue? Cool story bruh.

Spamfest? How dare you, sir? It sickens me regarding the level of your hypocrisy. I happen to have just read mentioned thread where you complain about the "youth of today." Well, my good man, what sort of twisted, violent, broken childhood would one have to have to consider the cry for Realistic Steak as a "spamfest?"

OH what angel shall bless this unworthy man? He cannot thrive, unless our prayers, whom heaven delights to hear and loves to grant, reprieve him from the wrath of greatest justice! Thou hadst been better have been born a dog than to not appreciate the endless bounties of Realistic Steak!

 

Enough of my rants. I pity you, sir. I do not even call for you to be circumcised with a wooden stake that has tree herpes.

 

I implore you, go home, have a hot bath and think. It needs to dawn on you that if you think Realistic Steak is wrong, you don't want to be right.

 

Good day to you.

Dude, you're just retarded on so many levels.

 

I don't think some assholes obsession with beef products makes a good thread. But apparently the mods don't agree and that's why this bastard re-incarnation of the genesis thread is allowed to continue its miserable, pathetic existence.

 

And you know what else? There wont be ANY f*ckin steak in the game!

 

 

I think the mods are more concerned with questionable members like yourself.

And what, exactly, makes me a "questionable member"?

 

 

Come on, we all need a little fun

I agree. But my definition of "fun" doesn't involve 70 pages of f*ckin stupidity revolving around goddamn steak. This thread is a PERFECT example of what the hell is wrong with this forum these days.

Sir, the word "retard" is offensive towards individuals who have learning disabilities and the like.

 

Judging by your comments in other threads, nothing, in your opinion, seems to constitute as a "good thread."

 

Firstly, what, in your opinion, makes a good thread? Is it the way that an individual uses his or her words? Is it the level to which the thread stimulates intellectual discussion that contains plenty of repartee? Is it the factual value of a thread? The humanity behind it? I see you offering plenty of problems, but no solutions.

 

Secondly, while your opinion regarding realistic steak makes me do this:

 

I must accept your strange opinion. However, if you feel this way about EVERYTHING on this site... why do you keep coming back? Are you Jesus? Is this the second coming? Should I gather my boats and hoes and prepare for salvation? Do you find us sexy? Do you love us? Answer this.

 

Thank you.

Edited January 4, 2013 by Mm9090

[TenEightyOne]

Why the f*ck is this spam thread allowed to continue?! What the f*ck is wrong with you people?! Is this like the special ed division of the forum?!

 

Come on mods! Close this stupid sh*t!

"Steak for table one. Flamed".

[Los Santos County Sheriff]

 

what, in your opinion, makes a good thread? Is it the way that an individual uses his or her words? Is it the level to which the thread stimulates intellectual discussion that contains plenty of repartee? Is it the factual value of a thread? The humanity behind it?

Since you asked, ill tell you. To me a GOOD thread is one that offers good, reliable information and has discussion by intelligent and literate people. Threads where people vomit out insanely stupid ideas that have no WAY of EVER making it into the game are a waste of bandwidth and add to the general degradation of the forums as a whole. The same thing goes for obvious spam threads - like this one.

Edited January 4, 2013 by Los Santos County Sheriff

[T0X1C]

what, in your opinion, makes a good thread? Is it the way that an individual uses his or her words? Is it the level to which the thread stimulates intellectual discussion that contains plenty of repartee? Is it the factual value of a thread? The humanity behind it?

Since you asked, ill tell you. To me a GOOD thread is one that offers good, reliable information and has discussion but intelligent and literate people. Threads where people vomit out insanely stupid ideas that have no WAY of EVER making it into the game are a waste of bandwidth and add to the general degradation of the forums as a whole. The same thing goes for obvious spam threads - like this one.

Have you noticed how:

A. There is little to no information regarding GTA 5.

B. The news section is for information and discussion thereof.

 

This section is for fan opinion, excitement release and humour.

This thread falls under the last one. Noticed how all the mods are happy with it? It serves a purpose, there is humour in much of what is posted here.

 

Most of it, however, is rather serious beef related discussion.

[UtricularEwe001]

Can we please steak to the topic (finally got my chance to say it )

 

OT:

 

Did you guys think that since realistic steak is featured in RE6,it will be also featured in GTA V?

GTA really lacks variety of foods

[Shoumaker]

Yes it does man hope steak makes a breakthrough, But if the steak isn't good enough it shouldnt be in the game at all. Or it will be an insult to steak all around the world.

Edited January 4, 2013 by shoumic

[Los Santos County Sheriff]

what, in your opinion, makes a good thread? Is it the way that an individual uses his or her words? Is it the level to which the thread stimulates intellectual discussion that contains plenty of repartee? Is it the factual value of a thread? The humanity behind it?

Since you asked, ill tell you. To me a GOOD thread is one that offers good, reliable information and has discussion but intelligent and literate people. Threads where people vomit out insanely stupid ideas that have no WAY of EVER making it into the game are a waste of bandwidth and add to the general degradation of the forums as a whole. The same thing goes for obvious spam threads - like this one.

Have you noticed how:

A. There is little to no information regarding GTA 5.

B. The news section is for information and discussion thereof.

 

This section is for fan opinion, excitement release and humour.

This thread falls under the last one. Noticed how all the mods are happy with it? It serves a purpose, there is humour in much of what is posted here.

 

Most of it, however, is rather serious beef related discussion.

*sigh* whatever. Enjoy your stupidity.

[Shoumaker]

Ok man, let us enjoy our stupidity. See you later

[T0X1C]

what, in your opinion, makes a good thread? Is it the way that an individual uses his or her words? Is it the level to which the thread stimulates intellectual discussion that contains plenty of repartee? Is it the factual value of a thread? The humanity behind it?

Since you asked, ill tell you. To me a GOOD thread is one that offers good, reliable information and has discussion but intelligent and literate people. Threads where people vomit out insanely stupid ideas that have no WAY of EVER making it into the game are a waste of bandwidth and add to the general degradation of the forums as a whole. The same thing goes for obvious spam threads - like this one.

Have you noticed how:

A. There is little to no information regarding GTA 5.

B. The news section is for information and discussion thereof.

 

This section is for fan opinion, excitement release and humour.

This thread falls under the last one. Noticed how all the mods are happy with it? It serves a purpose, there is humour in much of what is posted here.

 

Most of it, however, is rather serious beef related discussion.

*sigh* whatever. Enjoy your stupidity.

Said the church to the scientists when they said the Earth revolves around the Sun.