I Hope There Is Realistic Steak in the Game!

[Shoumaker]

 

The guns and crank in this area, go to Trevor Phillip's Enterprises, or they ain't going.

Correction - The Steak an Barbeque Sauce in this area, go to Trevor Phillip's Enterprise, or they ain't going.

[Algonquin Assassin]

The guns and crank in this area, go to Trevor Phillip's Enterprises, or they ain't going.

Correction - The Steak an Barbeque Sauce in this area, go to Trevor Phillip's Enterprise, or they ain't going.

Your butcher has a lot to answer for.

[Pyrrhic]

 

The guns and crank in this area, go to Trevor Phillip's Enterprises, or they ain't going.

Correction - The Steak an Barbeque Sauce in this area, go to Trevor Phillip's Enterprise, or they ain't going.

Your butcher has a lot to answer for.

Why did I move here?

 

COZ OF THE MOTHERF*CKING STEAK!

[ExtremoMania]

The guns and crank in this area, go to Trevor Phillip's Enterprises, or they ain't going.

Correction - The Steak an Barbeque Sauce in this area, go to Trevor Phillip's Enterprise, or they ain't going.

Your butcher has a lot to answer for.

Why did I move here?

 

COZ OF THE MOTHERF*CKING STEAK!

Jimmy: Hey let's eat steak?!

 

Michael: Steak... We're eating barbeque!

 

[TenEightyOne]

So much has been written about Trevor's supposed ability to create fires anywhere... but noone has given any thought to why.

 

Griddle time, baby

 

[T0X1C]

The guns and crank in this area, go to Trevor Phillip's Enterprises, or they ain't going.

Correction - The Steak an Barbeque Sauce in this area, go to Trevor Phillip's Enterprise, or they ain't going.

Your butcher has a lot to answer for.

Why did I move here?

 

COZ OF THE MOTHERF*CKING STEAK!

Jimmy: Hey let's eat steak?!

 

Michael: Steak... We're eating barbeque!

 

"I'll swing by and add the bbq sauce, just ignore the dryness!"

[WildBrick142]

The guns and crank in this area, go to Trevor Phillip's Enterprises, or they ain't going.

Correction - The Steak an Barbeque Sauce in this area, go to Trevor Phillip's Enterprise, or they ain't going.

Your butcher has a lot to answer for.

Why did I move here?

 

COZ OF THE MOTHERF*CKING STEAK!

Jimmy: Hey let's eat steak?!

 

Michael: Steak... We're eating barbeque!

 

"I'll swing by and add the bbq sauce, just ignore the dryness!"

"Can you tell me which house has steak barbecue?"

"It's that house right there. With the yellow stairs."

[MARKUS.]

The guns and crank in this area, go to Trevor Phillip's Enterprises, or they ain't going.

Correction - The Steak an Barbeque Sauce in this area, go to Trevor Phillip's Enterprise, or they ain't going.

Your butcher has a lot to answer for.

Why did I move here?

 

COZ OF THE MOTHERF*CKING STEAK!

Jimmy: Hey let's eat steak?!

 

Michael: Steak... We're eating barbeque!

 

"I'll swing by and add the bbq sauce, just ignore the dryness!"

"Can you tell me which house has steak barbecue?"

"It's that house right there. With the yellow stairs."

I'm getting ma' steak on the hood, I'm cool!

[T0X1C]

 

Yo Adriaan. You lock my threads but allow this spamfest to continue? Cool story bruh.

Spamfest? How dare you, sir? It sickens me regarding the level of your hypocrisy. I happen to have just read mentioned thread where you complain about the "youth of today." Well, my good man, what sort of twisted, violent, broken childhood would one have to have to consider the cry for Realistic Steak as a "spamfest?"

OH what angel shall bless this unworthy man? He cannot thrive, unless our prayers, whom heaven delights to hear and loves to grant, reprieve him from the wrath of greatest justice! Thou hadst been better have been born a dog than to not appreciate the endless bounties of Realistic Steak!

 

Enough of my rants. I pity you, sir. I do not even call for you to be circumcised with a wooden stake that has tree herpes.

 

I implore you, go home, have a hot bath and think. It needs to dawn on you that if you think Realistic Steak is wrong, you don't want to be right.

 

Good day to you.

[richard1997jones]

What no, no, no. Why would I waste 15 minutes just rebuilding health. This is a stupid topic and should be locked as it's irelevant to anything.

[Jalaldinhoo]

We are in the Page (69) and no confirmation about the existent of steak in the game ??

[Carmain2013]

 

What no, no, no. Why would I waste 15 minutes just rebuilding health. This is a stupid topic and should be locked as it's irelevant to anything. devil.gif devil.gif devil.gif

 

You would spend fifteen minutes regain health because the steak is beautifully rendered and you can have it made just the way you want.

[Bleed]

Yo Adriaan. You lock my threads but allow this spamfest to continue? Cool story bruh.

Spamfest? How dare you, sir? It sickens me regarding the level of your hypocrisy. I happen to have just read mentioned thread where you complain about the "youth of today." Well, my good man, what sort of twisted, violent, broken childhood would one have to have to consider the cry for Realistic Steak as a "spamfest?"

OH what angel shall bless this unworthy man? He cannot thrive, unless our prayers, whom heaven delights to hear and loves to grant, reprieve him from the wrath of greatest justice! Thou hadst been better have been born a dog than to not appreciate the endless bounties of Realistic Steak!

 

Enough of my rants. I pity you, sir. I do not even call for you to be circumcised with a wooden stake that has tree herpes.

 

I implore you, go home, have a hot bath and think. It needs to dawn on you that if you think Realistic Steak is wrong, you don't want to be right.

 

Good day to you.

pwnd

[Shoumaker]

We are in the Page (69) and no confirmation about the existent of steak in the game ??

Just keep waiting Brother, a feature like this must be announced last. Let's not get impatient and remember the best comes last

[The Jard Man]

Maybe in the next trailer we will see CHOP eating a steak, that would make me happy.

No...even better have Chop still but! I want the trailer to be just a deliciously rendered piece of steak just sitting there while every one of the main protagonists argue over who gets to eat the steak but then Chop grabs it and begins run with it! Than they all stop and stare and began chasing Chop through Los Santos! At the end Chop evades them and finishes the rest of the steak!

hahhaha they could make that sh*t happen, even if it was like a 10-15 second skit thats all they need to do, then in the final game have steak on the menu at some places.

[Jordan_Philip]

What could anybody possibly be talking about 69 pages into the dumbest fake thread ever?

[WildBrick142]

 

What could anybody possibly be talking about 69 pages into the dumbest fake thread ever?

If you dont like this thread just f*ck off. You're just spamming here by saying this thread is useless, fake and stupid.

 

 

We are in the Page (69) and no confirmation about the existent of steak in the game ??

Dat page.

 

 

So much has been written about Trevor's supposed ability to create fires anywhere... but noone has given any thought to why.

 

Griddle time, baby

 

Haha, nice

[saintsrow]

 

The guns and crank in this area, go to Trevor Phillip's Enterprises, or they ain't going.

Correction - The Steak an Barbeque Sauce in this area, go to Trevor Phillip's Enterprise, or they ain't going.

Your butcher has a lot to answer for.

Why did I move here?

 

COZ OF THE MOTHERF*CKING STEAK!

Jimmy: Hey let's eat steak?!

 

Michael: Steak... We're eating barbeque!

 

"I'll swing by and add the bbq sauce, just ignore the dryness!"

"Can you tell me which house has steak barbecue?"

"It's that house right there. With the yellow stairs."

I'm getting ma' steak on the hood, I'm cool!

Slinging realistic steaks and throwing up A-1

[WildBrick142]

The guns and crank in this area, go to Trevor Phillip's Enterprises, or they ain't going.

Correction - The Steak an Barbeque Sauce in this area, go to Trevor Phillip's Enterprise, or they ain't going.

Your butcher has a lot to answer for.

Why did I move here?

 

COZ OF THE MOTHERF*CKING STEAK!

Jimmy: Hey let's eat steak?!

 

Michael: Steak... We're eating barbeque!

 

"I'll swing by and add the bbq sauce, just ignore the dryness!"

"Can you tell me which house has steak barbecue?"

"It's that house right there. With the yellow stairs."

I'm getting ma' steak on the hood, I'm cool!

Slinging realistic steaks and throwing up A-1

Why did I move here? I guess it was the steak.

Or the... Ah I don't know, that thing. That realism and barbeque.

You see it in the movies.

I wanted to retire. From what I was doing, you know?

From that, that... line of work. Be a good guy for once, a steakhouse man.

So, I bought a big steakhouse. Came here, put my feet up, and thought I will be eating steak like all the other people.

My steak, would be like the steak on TV.

We could BBQ it and sit in the sun.

But well, you know how it is.

[Lioshenka]

 

The guns and crank in this area, go to Trevor Phillip's Enterprises, or they ain't going.

Correction - The Steak an Barbeque Sauce in this area, go to Trevor Phillip's Enterprise, or they ain't going.

Your butcher has a lot to answer for.

Why did I move here?

 

COZ OF THE MOTHERF*CKING STEAK!

Jimmy: Hey let's eat steak?!

 

Michael: Steak... We're eating barbeque!

 

"I'll swing by and add the bbq sauce, just ignore the dryness!"

"Can you tell me which house has steak barbecue?"

"It's that house right there. With the yellow stairs."

I'm getting ma' steak on the hood, I'm cool!

Slinging realistic steaks and throwing up A-1

Why did I move here? I guess it was the steak.

Or the... Ah I don't know, that thing. That realism and barbeque.

You see it in the movies.

I wanted to retire. From what I was doing, you know?

From that, that... line of work. Be a good guy for once, a steakhouse man.

So, I bought a big steakhouse. Came here, put my feet up, and thought I will be eating steak like all the other people.

My steak, would be like the steak on TV.

We could BBQ it and sit in the sun.

But well, you know how it is.

He's not staying a night - he's a vegetarian!

I've been in this restaurant for a lot of years... and I got out without heart failure.

If you want my advice - don't give the steak up.

...

BTW Houser confirmed that steak was in the first version of GTA SA, but they had to take it out before the release. But it still appears in the steakhouses around the state at midnight and the chance to get is very low! Ony on the 1st version.

[ExtremoMania]

 

The guns and crank in this area, go to Trevor Phillip's Enterprises, or they ain't going.

Correction - The Steak an Barbeque Sauce in this area, go to Trevor Phillip's Enterprise, or they ain't going.

Your butcher has a lot to answer for.

Why did I move here?

 

COZ OF THE MOTHERF*CKING STEAK!

Jimmy: Hey let's eat steak?!

 

Michael: Steak... We're eating barbeque!

 

"I'll swing by and add the bbq sauce, just ignore the dryness!"

"Can you tell me which house has steak barbecue?"

"It's that house right there. With the yellow stairs."

I'm getting ma' steak on the hood, I'm cool!

Slinging realistic steaks and throwing up A-1

Why did I move here? I guess it was the steak.

Or the... Ah I don't know, that thing. That realism and barbeque.

You see it in the movies.

I wanted to retire. From what I was doing, you know?

From that, that... line of work. Be a good guy for once, a steakhouse man.

So, I bought a big steakhouse. Came here, put my feet up, and thought I will be eating steak like all the other people.

My steak, would be like the steak on TV.

We could BBQ it and sit in the sun.

But well, you know how it is.

He's not staying a night - he's a vegetarian!

I've been in this restaurant for a lot of years... and I got out without heart failure.

If you want my advice - don't give the steak up.

...

"Ok how many steak you eat? You ain't overweighting."

[Crazyman2389]

Maybe in the next trailer we will see CHOP eating a steak, that would make me happy.

No...even better have Chop still but! I want the trailer to be just a deliciously rendered piece of steak just sitting there while every one of the main protagonists argue over who gets to eat the steak but then Chop grabs it and begins run with it! Than they all stop and stare and began chasing Chop through Los Santos! At the end Chop evades them and finishes the rest of the steak!

hahhaha they could make that sh*t happen, even if it was like a 10-15 second skit thats all they need to do, then in the final game have steak on the menu at some places.

Expanding on your ideas have the video run past all the famous steak houses in game!

[Revolution-XW]

I'm expecting an official 69c Realistic Steak House for us vets at Realistic Steak Steak Monsters.

[GTAb0yWonder]

Steak tastes like an old lady's dried clitoris! Ew! And if it's realistic, we might aswell should have an old lady we can eat up! Ewwwww!

Damn buddy! I don't know where you been eating at, but you might wanna try a different steak place because I have never ate a steak that tasted like an old lady's clitoris, and believe you me, I have tasted me some old lady clitorasaurus rex before. They're nothing alike. Realistic steak tastes like matrixal heaven.

Maybe you accidentally ordered realistic liver?

Is Steak and Shake an answer that'll make me look callow? To tell you the truth, florid food ain't my thing, at all. Especially steak, I just don't like it. The flavor is too affluent for my liking, especially since you can't eat it without having sides.

 

Steak and Shake steaks in Gurnee, Illinois are too dry.

[Adriaan]

Not sure how many of you are aware, but the original steak topic started in 2007 before GTAIV's release: http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=270959&st=0

 

 

A designer at Rockstar saw it and put in several "Steak" easter eggs in the game. I forgot what they all were, but this is one of them:

http://www.gta4.net/map/?lat=-11.118164062...0.32034&pz=3.64

[Shoumaker]

I actually was aware of this. But Adriaan, We need R* to go beyond this in V. As many have said. We need to be able to have steak at restaurants for example. Or maybe we could be given the ability to grill our own steak. This definately seems better than the idea of doing Yoga.

[marquisman]

But this steak topic is better and badder! Plus, its at page 69. Turned right around after 68 lol.

[Algonquin Assassin]

The steak is getting a kinky 69er.

[T0X1C]

What could anybody possibly be talking about 69 pages into the dumbest fake thread ever?

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

i want a mix grill with all the trimmings if there isn't many pedestrians will die