I Hope There Is Realistic Steak in the Game!

[Shoumaker]

Realistic Steak

Man that's not realistic, thats real. You do know that right dude? .

[Radoonhagaydoon]

-_- where do you find REALISTIC THEN?

[rodrich266]

LOL you are never going to buy any Rockstar title then. But then again, you will buy it because you will realize how awesome their games are.

 

And if you really will never get it well, Rockstar don't need yo money SON!

[Moth]

why steak? when mcdonalds open 2-4-7

McDonald's may be open 24-7 but they don't sell steak. What's the point if they don't sell f*cking steak?

[Shah Sam]

 

-_- where do you find REALISTIC THEN?

Real steak is from real life. Realistic steak is a real-looking steak in-game. BIG DIFFERENCE!

[Shah Sam]

might be the dumbest thread in the history of threads, and that is saying something.

I can see someone who's not getting steak tonight

Lol

[WildBrick142]

OMG! New artwork released! "Bad to the T-Bone!"

REALISTIC (AND DELICIOUS) STEAK CONFIRMED!!!

 

Okay, thats funny

I knew that R* will give us screenshot of steak.

[Algonquin Assassin]

Why haven't the mods closed this thread yet? Can't we discuss features that someone actually cares about? PLEASE CLOSE IT.

Are you insinuating no body cares about GTA V having the most realistic steak ever concieved in video game history?

 

You should be ashamed.

[Shoumaker]

Why haven't the mods closed this thread yet?  Can't we discuss features that someone actually cares about?  PLEASE CLOSE IT.

Are you insinuating no body cares about GTA V having the most realistic steak ever concieved in video game history?

 

You should be ashamed.

Thank You MVC for understanding that many of us need this feature to be in the game. You could have locked the topic if you wanted but you dont and I respect you for that. He should be ashamed.

[Jalaldinhoo]

 

 

I email them and they reply with ( thats unusal but we will consider steak for future asked and answer)

 

i replied with NO steak NO buy

[Shoumaker]

I email them and they reply with ( thats unusal but we will consider steak for future asked and answer)

 

i replied with NO steak NO buy

Pics or it didn't happen. You're definately lying based on what you have just said.

[Nasir_Jones]

Good idea, but they should make it more RPG style.  Like, the more steak you eat, the better you become at eating steak.  So in the beginning, it takes like 15 minutes, but after much practice, you'll be able to finish it in 2-3 minutes.

Ah. But eating it in 2 minutes defeats the whole point of steak. A good steak is to be savoured and enjoyed.

This:^:

[Nasir_Jones]

Why haven't the mods closed this thread yet?  Can't we discuss features that someone actually cares about?  PLEASE CLOSE IT.

Are you insinuating no body cares about GTA V having the most realistic steak ever concieved in video game history?

 

You should be ashamed.

Thank You MVC for understanding that many of us need this feature to be in the game. You could have locked the topic if you wanted but you dont and I respect you for that. He should be ashamed.

If you don't like the topic then don't bother looking at it, and then go and b*tch about it. I BETTER GET MY REALISTIC STEAK OR I WILL SLAP A NUN.

[ugotsmoked]

I hope there is realistic waffles in the game, or parfait or I won't buy the game.

[dhuyd]

It's a minute per second in gta time I believe so that would be 15 seconds IRL. Sounds like a plan

[hellfury66]

well if i cant beat em then join em ill play along. i want my realistic steak in gta5 to be very juicy tender with mashed potatos with beef gravy. and colliflower with stuffing. or i wont buy the game if i dont get my steak dinner.

[PINKbubblegum]

Realistic Steak

DAT PIXELS!!!!

[Sgt. Foley]

How the f*ck was this topic not locked?

 

lmao

[Chukkles]

How the f*ck was this topic not locked?

 

lmao

RS Sultan? Realistic Steak Sultan or off, I prefer Sulton.

[saintsrow]

 

WHY IS THIS THREAD NOT DEAD YET?

BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T KILLED ENOUGH COWS TO SATISFY OUR NEED FOR STEAK TO BE INCLUDED MKAY?

You ask, why is this thread not dead yet? After spending my valuable time reading a fraction of the posts in this fine example of internet discourse, I can suggest some reasons, for your consideration:

 

1. It is a prolific generator of realistic spam.

 

2. It serves as its own GTAF Thread Simulator with no need for editing to select the choice bits. The whole thread is blighted stupid sh*t.

 

3. It's still better than 98% of the other topics on the GTAV forum.

 

4. For the long terrible bleak year of no GTAV info, and this hopefully short interlude waiting for the next blast of real info from Rockstar, this kind of thread is as useful as any other random keystrokes that are being typed into the forum.

 

5. This thread stimulates great creative thought by people trying to come up with something clever to write about such a specific and pointless topic.

 

....waiting for new info from Rockstar....

[Ferocious Banger]

"Realistic steak" wasn't even mentioned about in the G.I preview; how the f*ck can Cockstar ignore us? Zee has been right all the while.

[Shoumaker]

Why haven't the mods closed this thread yet?  Can't we discuss features that someone actually cares about?  PLEASE CLOSE IT.

Are you insinuating no body cares about GTA V having the most realistic steak ever concieved in video game history?

 

You should be ashamed.

Thank You MVC for understanding that many of us need this feature to be in the game. You could have locked the topic if you wanted but you dont and I respect you for that. He should be ashamed.

If you don't like the topic then don't bother looking at it, and then go and b*tch about it. I BETTER GET MY REALISTIC STEAK OR I WILL SLAP A NUN.

I'm sorry but did you even understand what I said? Please read posts properly before replying to them. I'm not trying to be rude or anything but you clearly didn't read my previous post.

[Jalaldinhoo]

I email them and they reply with ( thats unusal but we will consider steak for future asked and answer)

 

i replied with NO steak NO buy

Pics or it didn't happen. You're definately lying based on what you have just said.

if i post a pics you still won’t believe me

[Jordan_Philip]

Why hasnt this retarded thread been locked, deleted, and buried yet?

[Algonquin Assassin]

Why hasnt this retarded thread been locked, deleted, and buried yet?

I find it funny when people keep asking why it hasn't been locked when several of us clearly condone this realistic steak discussion.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

long live this topic

[Andreas]

Okay, a lot of people asked why this topic hasn't been locked yet and some of them think that the staff isn't aware of this topic or whatever. Okay, let's take a look who from the staff replied to this topic and how often:

Miamivicecity: 15 replies

Barguast: 7 replies

Vanzant: 3 replies

Adriaan: 1 reply

K^2: 1 reply

 

Is this topic locked? No, it isn't, otherwise I couldn't reply to it (or maybe I can and I don't want to tell the truth? ). Five staff members replied to this topic and some of them multiple times and this topic isn't locked yet. You don't need to go into this topic just to cry about that it isn't locked yet. If the staff feels to need to lock this topic then they are going to lock it. If they think this topic has potencial or the discussion is just interesting enough to let stay the topic open then they let it open obviously. But seriously though, this topic is very interesting, I mean who doesn't want realistic steak in the game? You must be out of mind to not think that this very interesting feature has no potencial!

[Raavi]

When eating a steak I want to enjoy the steak, even if I am watching someone eat a steak I want to enjoy it. You really need to take your time to really taste all the different flavors that make the steak. You simply can't do that in 2 minutes. 15 minutes is more like it. I actually would like to see restaurants who serve a lot of different steakes. I personally prefer a nicely spiced Argentinean steak. And of course you not only need a middle class steak restaurant but also a high class steak restaurant for Michael for instance which serves a very culinary steak. When Rockstar decides not to include a large pallet of different steaks to eat I will be rather disappointed.

[Andreas]

You really need to take your time to really taste all the different flavors that make the steak. You simply can't do that in 2 minutes. 15 minutes is more like it.

15 minutes... on which planet?

 

Planet Earth - 24 hours (equals to)

Mercury - 58.7 days

Venus - 243 days

Mars - 1.02 days

Jupiter - 9.84 hours

Saturn - 10.2 hours

Uranus - 17.9 hours

Neptune - 19.1 hours

Pluto - 6.39 days

[Jordan_Philip]

Okay, a lot of people asked why this topic hasn't been locked yet and some of them think that the staff isn't aware of this topic or whatever. Okay, let's take a look who from the staff replied to this topic and how often:

Miamivicecity: 15 replies

Barguast: 7 replies

Vanzant: 3 replies

Adriaan: 1 reply

K^2: 1 reply

 

Is this topic locked? No, it isn't, otherwise I couldn't reply to it (or maybe I can and I don't want to tell the truth? ). Five staff members replied to this topic and some of them multiple times and this topic isn't locked yet. You don't need to go into this topic just to cry about that it isn't locked yet. If the staff feels to need to lock this topic then they are going to lock it. If they think this topic has potencial or the discussion is just interesting enough to let stay the topic open then they let it open obviously. But seriously though, this topic is very interesting, I mean who doesn't want realistic steak in the game? You must be out of mind to not think that this very interesting feature has no potencial!

I dont care. Its still retarded