I Hope There Is Realistic Steak in the Game!

[Revolution-XW]

R*, Y uno hand me my piece fo' my hard work!

[Shah Sam]

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WTF?

[ThirstyHyena]

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hahahaha

[Nikoveli]

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hahahaha

Fake?

[Shah Sam]

WE GOT NEW INFO FROM R*

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hahahaha

Fake?

I dont think R* Y is Rockstars account, but how did they get the orange colour if they are fake? Maybe photoshopping, we will never know, but in some months we will discover if GTA V has realistic steaks. I hate those f*cking unrealistic steaks!

[WildBrick142]

WE GOT NEW INFO FROM R*

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hahahaha

Fake?

I dont think R* Y is Rockstars account, but how did they get the orange colour if they are fake? Maybe photoshopping, we will never know, but in some months we will discover if GTA V has realistic steaks. I hate those f*cking unrealistic steaks!

This is R* account. Google Chrome users probably know what I did.

[SARDYNA108]

 

[Shah Sam]

I want bacon in this game, and not sh*tty pixelated bacon, but goodlooking and awesome bacon!

[meson1]

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[Andreas]

 

I want bacon in this game, and not sh*tty pixelated bacon, but goodlooking and awesome bacon!

So you mean with high-resolution textures and spice that is rendered grain by grain, pixel by pixel? Let's hope that modern graphics card can handle this but it definitely sounds promising so far!

[Shah Sam]

I want bacon in this game, and not sh*tty pixelated bacon, but goodlooking and awesome bacon!

So you mean with high-resolution textures and spice that is rendered grain by grain, pixel by pixel? Let's hope that modern graphics card can handle this but it definitely sounds promising so far!

Yes, excactly, but we dont have to forget the steak!

[T0X1C]

Car customization? What the f*ck is this sh*t? Games are made or broken by the quality of the STEAK. Considering that 3% of all beef in the U.S is prime grade it is imperative that such beef is abundant in the state of San Andreas. Demand for such beef would be extremely high, with patrons in cities such as Liberty City and Vice City demanding the highest quality beef. It is therefore of the utmost importance that Rockstar ensures, with suitable programming, that steakhouses within Los Santos recieve USDA prime beef throughout the course of the game.

 

Furthermore the passage of time needs to be redone to ensure ample and realistic aging for the beef. Currently 1 minute in game time = 1 second in real time. By these calculations an aging of 2 weeks would take a mere 5.6 hours! Any connoisseur of fine dining would scoff at such blasphemy. In game time should mirror real time to allow for realistic aging. Furthermore, the tenderness and flavour of the steak should rely on the duration and type of aging, calculations that should be processed within the game at the expense of trivial garbage such as weapon fire rate and hand to hand combat.

 

Options for seasoning and cooking methods should be vast. I want to be able to see the spices caress the glimmering juices of my order. As the OP stated I want the duration of dining to be 15 minutes or more, there should be ample time to savour the steak and to enjoy the experience. It should allow the protagonist's palette to be teased and delighted by a crescendo of flavour.

 

The addition of everything mentioned above is crucial to the success of the game. Why would anyone want to "sling dope and throw up gang signs" when it is possible to spend time perfecting the steak eating experience in the game.

Should anything I have mentioned be left out I will not buy the game, I encourage you all to follow suit. Why, if there is no realistic steak I may as well leave the couch and head off to my steakhouse of choice in e real world.

Edited December 30, 2012 by Mm9090

[Shah Sam]

Car customization? What the f*ck is this sh*t? Games are made or broken by the quality of the STEAK. Considering that 3% of all beef in the U.S is prime grade it is imperative that such beef is abundant in the state of San Andreas. Demand for such beef would be extremely high, with patrons in cities such as Liberty City and Vice City demanding the highest quality beef. It is therefore of the utmost importance that Rockstar ensures, with suitable programming, that steakhouses within Los Santos recieve USDA prime beef throughout the course of the game.

 

Furthermore the passage of time needs to be redone to ensure ample and realistic aging for the beef. Currently 1 minute in game time = 1 second in real time. By these calculations an aging of 2 weeks would take a mere 5.6 hours! Any connoisseur of fine dining would scoff at such blasphemy. In game time should mirror real time to allow for realistic aging. Furthermore, the tenderness and flavour of the steak should rely on the duration and type of aging, calculations that should be processed within the game at the expense of trivial garbage such as weapon fire rate and hand to hand combat.

 

Options for seasoning and cooking methods should be vast. I want to be able to see the spices caress the glimmering juices of my order. As the OP stated I want the duration of dining to be 15 minutes or more, there should be ample time to savour the steak and to enjoy the experience. It should allow the protagonists palette to be teased and delighted by a crescendo of flavour.

 

The addition of everything mentioned above is crucial to the success of the game. Why would anyone want to "sling dope and throw up gang signs" when it is possible to spend time perfecting the steak eating experience in the game.

Should anything I have mentioned be left out I will not buy the game, I encourage you all to follow suit. Why, if there is no realistic steak I may as well leave the couch and head off to my steakhouse of choice.

You are the god of steaks!

[TheJasonGallant]

I think we need some soup before the steak... Because, if you want a complete meal, you need nomething to eat before the steak.

[funkybub]

I just realized why Trevor killed them 3 people in the trailer, smashed that guy in the bar, set the house alit and was kicking that guy. The 3 people gave him no ribeye sauce on his steak and Trevor loves his ribeye sauce. The guy in the bar made his steak well instead of medium rare. The house was the owner of the local restaurant who'd refused to serve his steak and the guy who was getting kicked was because he said 'Steak is for pussies'

[Shah Sam]

I just realized why Trevor killed them 3 people in the trailer, smashed that guy in the bar, set the house alit and was kicking that guy. The 3 people gave him no ribeye sauce on his steak and Trevor loves his ribeye sauce. The guy in the bar made his steak well instead of medium rare. The house was the owner of the local restaurant who'd refused to serve his steak and the guy who was getting kicked was because he said 'Steak is for pussies'

Genius! You are genius!

[Shah Sam]

I think we need some soup before the steak... Because, if you want a complete meal, you need nomething to eat before the steak.

We have to tell Rockstar this! This is the second best idea here after the steak-idea!

[DlZZEE]

What's the point of realistic steak if you won't be able to feel the taste of it?

[Shah Sam]

What's the point of realistic steak if you won't be able to feel the taste of it?

BAH GAWD you are philosophic!

[funkybub]

What's the point of realistic steak if you won't be able to feel the taste of it?

It'll be so realistic that taste comes to our mouths duh

[Jalaldinhoo]

What's the point of realistic steak if you won't be able to feel the taste of it?

NO

 

i want realistic Steak because I want to eat steak while eating steak in real life and eating another one while eating another one

 

 

[Miss Darko]

 

What's the point of realistic steak if you won't be able to feel the taste of it?

That's what this taste-simulation apparatus is for:

 

It's being developed for next-gen games but it can also work for current gen consoles and will cost $300. I certainly hope that the realism of the steak in GTA V will push this hardware to its absolute limits.

[WildBrick142]

 

Yep. Thats the real one.

 

[bdup310]

why steak? when mcdonalds open 2-4-7

[ugotsmoked]

might be the dumbest thread in the history of threads, and that is saying something.

[AtomicPunk]

I think we need some soup before the steak... Because, if you want a complete meal, you need nomething to eat before the steak.

Soup? Before a steak?? WTF???

 

I'll come buy and eat some realistic steak, just ignore the bodies of steak sauce I spill on the table.

 

All realistic steak goes through Trevor Phillips enterprises or they don't go!

 

 

 

 

[T0X1C]

might be the dumbest thread in the history of threads, and that is saying something.

You, sir, are no friend of culinary delights!

[funkybub]

might be the dumbest thread in the history of threads, and that is saying something.

I can see someone who's not getting steak tonight

[Revolution-XW]

Why haven't the mods closed this thread yet? Can't we discuss features that someone actually cares about? PLEASE CLOSE IT.

... Because they're made of REALISTIC STEAK SON!!!

 

Ok...

[Radoonhagaydoon]

Realistic Steak