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I Hope There Is Realistic Steak in the Game!


Mister Pink
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If the waiter doesn't bring my steak medium rare, can I leave him a crappy tip?

You don't even have to pay for the steak at all, but of course that gives you a 4 star wanted level.

Not eating the entire realistic steak gives you 4+ stars, you mean. colgate.gif

would that include sides as well?

It includes every single piece of it. icon14.gif

 

Even the juice it has inside, if it drops on the floor then you MUST lick the floor. devil.gif

no, i know, but if i get a mound of mash on the side, and don't feel like finishing it, but have consumed every molecule of the steak, would i still be needing to dodge lspd's finest?

Well in that case, you'd have to go to the nearest Mr/Ms Cow and ask about that. icon14.gif

i dislike my chances of not getting shot then

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Johnny Playert

All i'm sayin'...

Hunt in the wilderness -> butcher a cow -> skin animal -> get primo beefsteak in inventory RDR style. Anything other than that would be sheer disappointment. Remember to cut perpendicular to the muscle tissue though.

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But can the steak be PS3 exclusive then?

Steak cooked blue(ray), yeah... normal steak for XBox.

 

It'll be different for PC because they'll be able to modify the sauce.

But what about hackers who can remove the sauce altogether? This is why modding steaks shouldn't be in games, it ruins the culinary vision the developer had.

Can I put my sauce on a hamburger?

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I hope the fork has 4 prongs and not 3. I really hate how unrealistic other games are with 3 pronged forks. I mean for f*cks sake, it's common human logic. Hopefully R* don't completely f*ck it up like other companys did.

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I hope the fork has 4 prongs and not 3. I really hate how unrealistic other games are with 3 pronged forks. I mean for f*cks sake, it's common human logic. Hopefully R* don't completely f*ck it up like other companys did.

No fourth prong, can be made into a shank. Sporks will get you busted too.

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WHY IS THIS NOT DEAD YET?

You really got a lot of beef with this topic don't you? Don't have a cow.

Im guessing if this topic continues his sanity will be at steak.

all these cow puns are giving me an udder headache reading this topic was a huge missteak

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Well, with GTA V having sharks, I think we can all agree that the game will have a great variety of realistic steak!

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And the game will have submarines so does this mean there will be realistic fish?

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I wouldn't be surprised if R* actually puts realistic steak in the game to reward OP for his legendary thread.

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I have never eaten shark before. I cannot wait to try some in GTA V!! yessss

I had it at the Shark 'N Bake back in Trinidad and Tobago. It's like a big meaty ass fish fillet sandwich.....sorta like.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

STEAK!!

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I'm willing to appreciate 30 hours of realistic sauce.

Too bad R* is too lazy to make 10 hours of realistic sauce, let alone 30. I don't buy that "the hardware simply can't take it" excuse.

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I have never eaten shark before. I cannot wait to try some in GTA V!! yessss

I had it at the Shark 'N Bake back in Trinidad and Tobago. It's like a big meaty ass fish fillet sandwich.....sorta like.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

STEAK!!

it's not that interesting, but to be fair, i've only ever had it battered and deep fried

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I Shot The Sheriff
Who the f*ck keeps bumping this useles stupid spam troll topic?!?!
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Algonquin Assassin
WHY IS THIS THREAD NOT DEAD YET?

BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T KILLED ENOUGH COWS TO SATISFY OUR NEED FOR STEAK TO BE INCLUDED MKAY?

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Who the f*ck keeps bumping this useles stupid spam troll topic?!?!

Spam? This ain't no canned meat bullsh*t.

This steak is the real deal!

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