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I Hope There Is Realistic Steak in the Game!

Mister Pink

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I hope there is realistic steak in the game. I want to be walkin' to a steak house and eat steak but not like in 2 seconds, that's unrealistic but like it takes 15mins to eat, if not I'm not buying an

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Good idea, but they should make it more RPG style. Like, the more steak you eat, the better you become at eating steak. So in the beginning, it takes like 15 minutes, but after much practice, you'll

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We have the pinned topic for minor, trivial things. Obviously steak, and this thread, does not qualify.   I want peppercorn sauce to be available in game too. And not that crappy pre-made stuff, I w

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I hope there is realistic steak in the game. I want to be walkin' to a steak house and eat steak but not like in 2 seconds, that's unrealistic but like it takes 15mins to eat, if not I'm not buying another GTA until it has realistic steak.

can someone explain to me why this has 49 pages?

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I hope there is realistic steak in the game. I want to be walkin' to a steak house and eat steak but not like in 2 seconds, that's unrealistic but like it takes 15mins to eat, if not I'm not buying another GTA until it has realistic steak.

can someone explain to me why this has 49 pages?

Realistic steak, dude. That explains everything. cookie.gif

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I hope there is realistic steak in the game. I want to be walkin' to a steak house and eat steak but not like in 2 seconds, that's unrealistic but like it takes 15mins to eat, if not I'm not buying another GTA until it has realistic steak.

can someone explain to me why this has 49 pages?

Realistic steak, dude. That explains everything. cookie.gif

There's no use in explaining dude... he's a veggie sad.gif

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R* Comments on the Delay of the second trailer.

 

 

Hurricane Sandy was not the reason why the second trailer of Grand theft Auto V was delayed, it was becasue the steak did not look juicy enough in the second trailer set by R* quality standards. We felt dry steak would be an insult to all steaks and GTA as a franchise so we simply could not do this to our fans. We know you guys are excited but for now, please get back in topic or your commenting privellages will be taken away
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R* Comments on the Delay of the second trailer.

 

 

Hurricane Sandy was not the reason why the second trailer of Grand theft Auto V was delayed, it was becasue the steak did not look juicy enough in the second trailer set by R* quality standards. We felt dry steak would be an insult to all steaks and GTA as a franchise so we simply could not do this to our fans. We know you guys are excited but for now, please get back in topic or your commenting privellages will be taken away

The evidence is growing people! Realistic steak is within our grasps...

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R* Comments on the Delay of the second trailer.

 

 

Hurricane Sandy was not the reason why the second trailer of Grand theft Auto V was delayed, it was becasue the steak did not look juicy enough in the second trailer set by R* quality standards. We felt dry steak would be an insult to all steaks and GTA as a franchise so we simply could not do this to our fans. We know you guys are excited but for now, please get back in topic or your commenting privellages will be taken away

There we have it, folks. Rockstar cares about realistic steak fans! cookie.gif

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Guys, the steak-based potential-o-meter just maxed...

 

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Cred to CitySpud

Yes! You can control the whole process from Pasture to Plate.

 

There might be a few missons where humans get cooked up instead, but that is for another topic. The most important thing is to have steaks made out of beef.

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ZOMG! steak is teh big on!!1111!!!1

If diz nozzles in Grand pefh Blauto Fevre Illl boi damped. wow.gif

 

AKA I love slexcy ship on steakers.

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I hope R* can finally stop disappointing us with crass, steak-less games. I can kind of understand why they weren't available in GTAIV, I mean Niko was new to the country and probably couldn't find a decent steakhouse to save his life, not to mention that it took half the game before he even had a decent suit to eat steak in (let's face it, if anyone wandered into a steakhouse in his f***ing ulgly track suit, they would be beaten with bricks and thrown out immediately). But then R* completely f***ed up in the Ballad of Steak Tony. I mean, you're supposed to be some rich guy with a decent enough job to afford a nice steak every once in while, you even start the game with a few nice steakhouse suits, but NO, all you get are more badly rendered hot dogs and some weird yellow glop that you're f***ing mom gives you and your moron friends. Then they completely screwed us over in Red Meat Redemption, WE'RE IN F***ING TEXAS (mostly). WHY DON'T WE HAVE F***ING STEAKS. We even had nice juicy cows to make them with. Hopefully, R* is ready to finally give the people what they want. Trailer 1 was nice enough to show we've already got a nice realistic suit for our (possible) protagonist, and they even gave the second guy a nice button up in the new screenshots that at least shows that he could get into a decent steakhouse. Now we just need the final confirmation and this just might finally be our goty.

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Why the he*l is this on top??? The joke is not funny anymore. Why talk about a feature that wont improve the gameplay. You can't even taste the meat so why the he*l would you want someone to eat it??? I swear this is the worst topic in GTA histroy. Edited by redx165
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Why the he*l is this on top??? The joke is not funny anymore. Why talk about a feature that wont improve the gameplay. You can't even taste the meat so why the he*l would you want someone to eat it??? I swear this is the worst topic in GTA histroy.

"Censored Sex" is...n't

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It's probably going to be a DLC, with many features packed into it.

wow.gif Ooh, I hope you're right. If we could get this awesome feature in I'd be delighted. inlove.gif But it should already be in the game.

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...*sighs* this again??! for a God's sake let this topic burn in hell and die for eternity already!! whatsthat.gifturn.gif ...this isn't even funny anymore...this is just like the case with Chuck Norris jokes or "...in a few days or so" meme...old and repetitive... whatsthat.gif

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...*sighs* this again??! for a God's sake let this topic burn in hell and die for eternity already!! whatsthat.gifturn.gif ...this isn't even funny anymore...this is just like the case with Chuck Norris jokes or "...in a few days or so" meme...old and repetitive... whatsthat.gif

orly.gif O RLY?

Get over it, lol lol.gif

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...*sighs* this again??! for a God's sake let this topic burn in hell and die for eternity already!! whatsthat.gifturn.gif ...this isn't even funny anymore...this is just like the case with Chuck Norris jokes or "...in a few days or so" meme...old and repetitive... whatsthat.gif

In a few weeks or so; not "days".

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Algonquin Assassin

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You know I find it funny when people complain about this thread yet their post is what puts it to the top in the first place thus allowing more people to notice it. Just ignore it. It's not that hard. Some of us want to talk about realistic steak and its juicy goodness.

 

Now give me some BBQ sauce f*ckers.

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Hell, make that steak as delicious as you want, just don't make me have to eat one every 30 minutes, because it would add nothing.

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Algonquin Assassin

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Hell, make that steak as delicious as you want, just don't make me have to eat one every 30 minutes, because it would add nothing.

Realistically 1 piece of steak every 2 hours is all that's needed for a balanced diet.

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...*sighs* this again??! for a God's sake let this topic burn in hell and die for eternity already!!  whatsthat.gif  turn.gif ...this isn't even funny anymore...this is just like the case with Chuck Norris jokes or "...in a few days or so" meme...old and repetitive... whatsthat.gif

In a few weeks or so; not "days".

wow! just wow!!...was that correction all that important at all??! you knew darn well what i was going to say... suicidal.gif

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In my humble opinion, a realistic steak in GTA V means nothing without realistic high cholesterol levels. What's the point of having a perfectly-rendered steak in the game if your character can eat them all the time without negative health effects?

 

I say there should be a meter on the screen. You either avoid the temptation of the steak and be fit and lean, or eat all the juicy steaks Los Santos has to offer and suffer a massive heart attack/be chubby and can barely move.

 

One more thing, guys. Sure there's been all this discussion about the steaks...but what about steak knives? We gotta have the most realistic knives possible to cut the steak. Oh God, don't even get me started on realistic A1 sauce and realistic seasonings!

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In my humble opinion, a realistic steak in GTA V means nothing without realistic high cholesterol levels. What's the point of having a perfectly-rendered steak in the game if your character can eat them all the time without negative health effects?

 

I say there should be a meter on the screen. You either avoid the temptation of the steak and be fit and lean, or eat all the juicy steaks Los Santos has to offer and suffer a massive heart attack/be chubby and can barely move.

 

One more thing, guys. Sure there's been all this discussion about the steaks...but what about steak knives? We gotta have the most realistic knives possible to cut the steak. Oh God, don't even get me started on realistic A1 sauce and realistic seasonings!

I'm going along with this joke, but I'm going to make a point as well.

 

What's the point of making a virtual playground if you're just going to put all of the real consequences in there? I say let us eat as much realistic steak as we want without fear of diabetes.

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Hell, make that steak as delicious as you want, just don't make me have to eat one every 30 minutes, because it would add nothing.

Hey cousin, want to go and get some steak?

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Hell, make that steak as delicious as you want, just don't make me have to eat one every 30 minutes, because it would add nothing.

Hey cousin, want to go and get some steak?

...yup...if anything it'd add - its gotta be annoyance factor...

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In my humble opinion, a realistic steak in GTA V means nothing without realistic high cholesterol levels. What's the point of having a perfectly-rendered steak in the game if your character can eat them all the time without negative health effects?

 

I say there should be a meter on the screen. You either avoid the temptation of the steak and be fit and lean, or eat all the juicy steaks Los Santos has to offer and suffer a massive heart attack/be chubby and can barely move.

 

One more thing, guys. Sure there's been all this discussion about the steaks...but what about steak knives? We gotta have the most realistic knives possible to cut the steak. Oh God, don't even get me started on realistic A1 sauce and realistic seasonings!

I'm going along with this joke, but I'm going to make a point as well.

 

What's the point of making a virtual playground if you're just going to put all of the real consequences in there? I say let us eat as much realistic steak as we want without fear of diabetes.

 

Diabetes?

 

Good lord...that's it...THAT'S IT! Guys, we know the protagonist!

 

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After the G.I. article, R* says " you cannot have juicy steak". (realistic steak nazi)

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