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I Hope There Is Realistic Steak in the Game!

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I hope there is realistic steak in the game. I want to be walkin' to a steak house and eat steak but not like in 2 seconds, that's unrealistic but like it takes 15mins to eat, if not I'm not buying an

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Good idea, but they should make it more RPG style. Like, the more steak you eat, the better you become at eating steak. So in the beginning, it takes like 15 minutes, but after much practice, you'll

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We have the pinned topic for minor, trivial things. Obviously steak, and this thread, does not qualify.   I want peppercorn sauce to be available in game too. And not that crappy pre-made stuff, I w

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I'm not playing as a veggie- that's for damn sure. My man needs his protein and iron if he's going to kick some ass.

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Why the Hell is this stupid topic still around anyways? Had i said this, I would be banned

Because its realistic steak! Are you saying you dont want realistic steak in this game? mercie_blink.gif

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Why the Hell is this stupid topic still around anyways?  Had i said this, I would be banned

Because its realistic steak! Are you saying you dont want realistic steak in this game? mercie_blink.gif

He clearly does not. Which is a shame really. GTA game without realistic steak is fail.

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Why the Hell is this stupid topic still around anyways? Had i said this, I would be banned

Such discrimination! icon13.gif

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Why the Hell is this stupid topic still around anyways?  Had i said this, I would be banned

Because its realistic steak! Are you saying you dont want realistic steak in this game? mercie_blink.gif

He clearly does not. Which is a shame really. GTA game without realistic steak is fail.

He should go play N64, the future is hi-res steaks. I heard the new generation of NVIDIA and Radeon cards were centered around simulating realistic steak grease. I just hope the CPUs can catch up.

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Why the Hell is this stupid topic still around anyways?  Had i said this, I would be banned

True, but certain topics are apparently grandfathered. So at least you can bring up snarky subjects within this thread with less threat to your account.

 

As some people have pointed out that you can't have steak in the game without having cows in the game, we must also consider the possibility of buffalo burgers and bison burgers, the source of which may have wondered into southern San Andreas from the Great Plains... tounge.gif

 

And where is the topic for realistic bacon in the game? Who wants to start that topic and get banned?

 

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Why the Hell is this stupid topic still around anyways?  Had i said this, I would be banned

Because its realistic steak! Are you saying you dont want realistic steak in this game? mercie_blink.gif

He clearly does not. Which is a shame really. GTA game without realistic steak is fail.

He should go play N64, the future is hi-res steaks. I heard the new generation of NVIDIA and Radeon cards were centered around simulating realistic steak grease. I just hope the CPUs can catch up.

For Hi res steaks Intel also must produce faster processors as well or the game will just stutter like crazy.

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Why the Hell is this stupid topic still around anyways?  Had i said this, I would be banned

Because its realistic steak! Are you saying you dont want realistic steak in this game? mercie_blink.gif

He clearly does not. Which is a shame really. GTA game without realistic steak is fail.

He should go play N64, the future is hi-res steaks. I heard the new generation of NVIDIA and Radeon cards were centered around simulating realistic steak grease. I just hope the CPUs can catch up.

For Hi res steaks Intel also must produce faster processors as well or the game will just stutter like crazy.

IMAGINE THE JUICINESS

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Why the Hell is this stupid topic still around anyways?  Had i said this, I would be banned

Because its realistic steak! Are you saying you dont want realistic steak in this game? mercie_blink.gif

He clearly does not. Which is a shame really. GTA game without realistic steak is fail.

He should go play N64, the future is hi-res steaks. I heard the new generation of NVIDIA and Radeon cards were centered around simulating realistic steak grease. I just hope the CPUs can catch up.

For Hi res steaks Intel also must produce faster processors as well or the game will just stutter like crazy.

IMAGINE THE JUICINESS

It will even smell

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Why the Hell is this stupid topic still around anyways?  Had i said this, I would be banned

True, but certain topics are apparently grandfathered. So at least you can bring up snarky subjects within this thread with less threat to your account.

 

As some people have pointed out that you can't have steak in the game without having cows in the game, we must also consider the possibility of buffalo burgers and bison burgers, the source of which may have wondered into southern San Andreas from the Great Plains... tounge.gif

 

And where is the topic for realistic bacon in the game? Who wants to start that topic and get banned?

 

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I would, if there were no consequences. :s

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Why the Hell is this stupid topic still around anyways?  Had i said this, I would be banned

Because its realistic steak! Are you saying you dont want realistic steak in this game? mercie_blink.gif

He clearly does not. Which is a shame really. GTA game without realistic steak is fail.

He should go play N64, the future is hi-res steaks. I heard the new generation of NVIDIA and Radeon cards were centered around simulating realistic steak grease. I just hope the CPUs can catch up.

For Hi res steaks Intel also must produce faster processors as well or the game will just stutter like crazy.

IMAGINE THE JUICINESS

It will even smell

I think you've just discovered the next thing to next-gen consoles. Obviously... if the card makers are concentrating on high-res steaks, then the logical thing for the console makers to do is to add in a smellometer to the controller.

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For Hi res steaks Intel also must produce faster processors as well or the game will just stutter like crazy.

Then AMD will have to produce faster CPUs as well since the IPC of AMD CPUs is about 40%-50% worse than from Intel CPUs.

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Damn, I wanted to post it! tounge.gif Well, anyway I hope we have a great variety of realistic steak in GTA V. The more animals in the game, the greater the variety of realistic steak! icon14.gif

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Damn, I wanted to post it! tounge.gif Well, anyway I hope we have a great variety of realistic steak in GTA V. The more animals in the game, the greater the variety of realistic steak! icon14.gif

WE HAVE COWS!!!!!!! YES YES YES YES !!!!!!! lol.gif, this confirms steak in the game.

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Damn, I wanted to post it! tounge.gif Well, anyway I hope we have a great variety of realistic steak in GTA V. The more animals in the game, the greater the variety of realistic steak! icon14.gif

Was surprised you hadn't... we probably both dashed here simultaneously.

 

Need that steak, man!

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Why did I move here?

I guess it was the steak.

Or the, I don't know, that thing, the magic.

You see it in the cows.

I wanted to retire from what I was doing you know. From that, that line of work.

Be a good guy for once, be a cow-slaughterer.

So I bought a big farm.

Came here, put my steak up and thought I'd be a successful steak seller like all the other steak sellers.

My steak would be like the steak on TV, nice, fat and juicy.

But well, you know how it is...

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Why did I move here?

I guess it was the steak.

Or the, I don't know, that thing, the magic.

You see it in the cows.

I wanted to retire from what I was doing you know. From that, that line of work.

Be a good guy for once, be a cow-slaughterer.

So I bought a big farm.

Came here, put my steak up and thought I'd be a successful steak seller like all the other steak sellers.

My steak would be like the steak on TV, nice, fat and juicy.

But well, you know how it is...

Exactly this!

 

It's scary how soooo many of the noob threads are saying "What will PETA say"? Like, whatever.

 

"Will we be able to ride the cows?". Whut the?

 

"Can we go cow-tipping?". Cow tipping?

 

COW TIPPING?

 

STEEEAAAAK!!!! LOOK AT ALL THAT STEAK!

 

Makes me feel ashamed for the world.

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ANGUS STEAK CONFIRMED!

 

 

Scottish meat and R* North is based in scotland, coincidence? we don't think so cool.gif

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I might have to get this game after all.

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Why did I move here?

I guess it was the steak.

Or the, I don't know, that thing, the magic.

You see it in the cows.

I wanted to retire from what I was doing you know. From that, that line of work.

Be a good guy for once, be a cow-slaughterer.

So I bought a big farm.

Came here, put my steak up and thought I'd be a successful steak seller like all the other steak sellers.

My steak would be like the steak on TV, nice, fat and juicy.

But well, you know how it is...

That's hilarious lol.gif

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Why did I move here?

I guess it was the steak.

Or the, I don't know, that thing, the magic.

You see it in the cows.

I wanted to retire from what I was doing you know. From that, that line of work.

Be a good guy for once, be a cow-slaughterer.

So I bought a big farm.

Came here, put my steak up and thought I'd be a successful steak seller like all the other steak sellers.

My steak would be like the steak on TV, nice, fat and juicy.

But well, you know how it is...

Grand Theft Auto V -

 

A bold new direction in open-world farming, slaughtering, carnivorous based gameplay and online steak conventions, Grand Theft Auto V focuses on the pursuit of the almighty steak in a realistic, present day Southern California.

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Why did I move here?

I guess it was the steak.

Or the, I don't know, that thing, the magic.

You see it in the cows.

I wanted to retire from what I was doing you know. From that, that line of work.

Be a good guy for once, be a cow-slaughterer.

So I bought a big farm.

Came here, put my steak up and thought I'd be a successful steak seller like all the other steak sellers.

My steak would be like the steak on TV, nice, fat and juicy.

But well, you know how it is...

This should be the dialogue for the second part

 

Brilliant post! icon14.gif

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Grand Theft Auto V  -  A bold new direction in open-world farming, slaughtering, carnivorous based gameplay and online steak conventions, Grand Theft Auto V focuses on the pursuit of the almighty steak in a realistic, present day Southern California.

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Perfect.

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