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I Hope There Is Realistic Steak in the Game!

Mister Pink

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I hope there is realistic steak in the game. I want to be walkin' to a steak house and eat steak but not like in 2 seconds, that's unrealistic but like it takes 15mins to eat, if not I'm not buying an

Gifbrah
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Good idea, but they should make it more RPG style. Like, the more steak you eat, the better you become at eating steak. So in the beginning, it takes like 15 minutes, but after much practice, you'll

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We have the pinned topic for minor, trivial things. Obviously steak, and this thread, does not qualify.   I want peppercorn sauce to be available in game too. And not that crappy pre-made stuff, I w

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redx165

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I hope there is realistic steak in the game. I want to be walkin' to a steak house and eat steak but not like in 2 seconds, that's unrealistic but like it takes 15mins to eat, if not I'm not buying another GTA until it has realistic steak.

Yea, I want realistic steak in this game too. Youre right 2 seconds is too fast maybe longer like you suggested aready wink.gif

Why did you bring this spam back up. IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.

It's never been about humor. It's been about steak. And the outrageous lack of it.

It was about the humor. When this was created there was so much spam about realistic stuff for gta. This was meant to be a joke. Now people are beating a dead horse with a stick.

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Andreas

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...beating a dead horse with a stick.

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LOL, joke. Look, man. If you don't like this topic then report it. But I can tell you that mods/admins love steak so they won't lock this topic. As simple as that. I think it's better if you ignore this topic, yeah?

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redx165

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...beating a dead horse with a stick.

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LOL, joke. Look, man. If you don't like this topic then report it. But I can tell you that mods/admins love steak so they won't lock this topic. As simple as that. I think it's better if you ignore this topic, yeah?

I try too. But it seems like it's always on top. It's a useless topic that won't improve the gameplay in any way, shape, or form. People don't understand this was a joke when all those other Realistic things should be in V posts. It's like things from **** that should/shouldn't be in V.

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sparkle90

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And what's up with eating meat all the time? Why cant I eat a god damn apple twats!!!! pls dont ban me

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Oh my god 44 pages, really? This f*cking sucks.

This

44 pages of f*cking steak.

56 more pages would be enough to feed the poor.

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Frisker

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Oh my god 44 pages, really? This f*cking sucks.

This

44 pages of f*cking steak.

56 more pages would be enough to feed the poor.

So let's get to it then! I'm poor and I want steak!

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Shoumaker

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Yeah, you should be able to bake your stake until is really so its tender.

Ey man I gotta say this is a very good topic icon14.gifwink.gif

 

@redx165

 

Im sorry if it made you angry but its only a joke and I wanted to join in, if you dont like it just ignore the thread.

 

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I died, that was beautiful lol.gif

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Anzand17

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What about deserts?

You want 'The Desert Inn - For all your sandy needs'.

You can't beat a good sand fudge cake

He means Desserts as in after the main meal... Lol idocy xD

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What about deserts?

You want 'The Desert Inn - For all your sandy needs'.

You can't beat a good sand fudge cake

He means Desserts as in after the main meal... Lol idocy xD

irony...

 

the fact that you can't spell "idiocy", nor comprehend obvious sarcasm made this funnier than it was...

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I think R* is implementing the steak house experience mini game. You will have to proceed to eating your steak by passing different challenges like getting the attention of a waitress and get seated. For that you will have to push X repeatedly and the protagonist will tap his foot on the ground. In a special event you can push both R2 and L2 for a fake-cough.

 

When eating the steak Rockstar will introduce PS3 Move controllers to GTA. With them you will cut the steak, aiming for the perfect mouth-sized pieces.

 

The lack of a Steak Mini game in GTA games always bothered me.

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Shoumaker

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DLC? sorry but steak is too good to be put into a DLC. Full game or nothing or its an insult to gta

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If we reach 100 pages until the release of GTA V then realistic steak will be there at least as a DLC. Let's write the sh*t out of this topic!!!11!

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So is realistic steak confirmed yet?

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chris formage told me once, that ralistic steak is in the game. he also said, that kifflom is the developer. #FACT Shifty41s_beerhatsmilie2.gif

 

no, lets get honest: he just told me that he has an accout on GTAForums, and that his username is adriaan!! wow.gif

 

 

 

 

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I hope there is realistic steak in the game. I want to be walkin' to a steak house and eat steak but not like in 2 seconds, that's unrealistic but like it takes 15mins to eat, if not I'm not buying another GTA until it has realistic steak.

Yea, I want realistic steak in this game too. Youre right 2 seconds is too fast maybe longer like you suggested aready wink.gif

Why did you bring this spam back up. IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.

It's never been about humor. It's been about steak. And the outrageous lack of it.

The outrageous lack of humor? For sure.

 

I made a very relevant and brilliant topic about the lack of realistic salsa in the game and it was deleted overnight, not simply locked. So I had to drop that bit of wit into this humorless thread. sarcasm.gif

 

This whole mess is what a lack of GTAV info does to people. Rockstar marketing bigshots are the problem. Maybe the Rockstar marketing bosses will choke on their steak at their big celebration of their highly sucessful GTAV non-marketing campaign.

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TenEightyOne

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Really? There'll be realistic steak in the game? AWESOME!

 

I presume this was confirmed on Twaddle or somewhere? Bring it on!

 

I wonder if the sauces will all be in the release version or if they'll hold the "specials" back for DLC?

 

Steak... f*** yeah biggrin.gif

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I made a very relevant and brilliant topic about the lack of realistic salsa in the game and it was deleted overnight, not simply locked.  So I had to drop that bit of wit into this humorless thread.  sarcasm.gif

 

This whole mess is what a lack of GTAV info does to people.  Rockstar marketing bigshots are the problem.  Maybe the Rockstar marketing bosses will choke on their steak at their big celebration of their highly sucessful GTAV non-marketing campaign.

This is a very prestigious topic and harks back to the unfulfilled request for serious steak in GTAIV. As a Saints Row fan you...you just wouldn't understand.

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epicluca

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No seriously, you could go with your friends for a classy meal and actually have realistic eating and drinking, and the two would talk about stuff in general, it would be a nice aspect but obviously you could skip it if you wanted

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No seriously, you could go with your friends for a classy meal and actually have realistic eating and drinking, and the two would talk about stuff in general, it would be a nice aspect but obviously you could skip it if you wanted

No, seriously

 

GET HIM OUT! GET OUT THE BEAST! SHUN HIM!

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Has the subject of steak cooking levels, cuts of steak, types of beef, beers to go with the meal, desserts, sides and condiments been bought up on this topic yet? I think that this concept deserves some more exploration.

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Has the subject of steak cooking levels, cuts of steak, types of beef, beers to go with the meal, desserts, sides and condiments been bought up on this topic yet? I think that this concept deserves some more exploration.

So far discussions of the subject have been quite rare...

 

... b'ddum tssshhhhh! smile.gif

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TenEightyOne

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If we eat realistic steak in GTA V then it's surely possible to feed dogs with realistic steak as well, don't you think so, guys?

Uh oh... smile.gif

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