I Hope There Is Realistic Steak in the Game!

[Swampert]

I hope you can play high steaks poker.

[uJhatafart00]

I hope you can play high steaks poker.

Gisas!

[GreatestEver23]

I'm sitting here Tryna figure out why some threads get locked right away but none of them are as stupid as this one and this is 40+ pages long.

[Algonquin Assassin]

I'm sitting here Tryna figure out why some threads get locked right away but none of them are as stupid as this one and this is 40+ pages long.

If you haven't been here for aleast 4 years you probably wont get the gag.

[Deffpony]

 

I'm sitting here Tryna figure out why some threads get locked right away but none of them are as stupid as this one and this is 40+ pages long.

You dont get it because you are probably the butt end of this joke. This thread is a sarcastic way of telling people that their threads are f*cking stupid.

 

When this thread was made every other topic was about realistic this or realistic that

 

"Should we be able to sneeze in GTA V"

 

"If you play long enough your character should die of old age"

 

These thoughtless topics that are so out of grasp with reality are what inspired this thread.

 

But now the forums have been replaced with the redundant "realistic" threads to the redundant "info" threads

 

"Will we get info this thursday?"

 

"Proof that the game is coming October"

 

"No new info until this thread reaches 1000 pages"

[GreatestEver23]

I'm sitting here Tryna figure out why some threads get locked right away but none of them are as stupid as this one and this is 40+ pages long.

If you haven't been here for aleast 4 years you probably wont get the gag.

I guess not. And are you a mod? I need to talk to you.

[Algonquin Assassin]

I'm sitting here Tryna figure out why some threads get locked right away but none of them are as stupid as this one and this is 40+ pages long.

If you haven't been here for aleast 4 years you probably wont get the gag.

I guess not. And are you a mod? I need to talk to you.

Yeah I am, but it's almost 2am here. Send me a PM and I'll try to get around to it ASAP.

[Deffpony]

 

I'm sitting here Tryna figure out why some threads get locked right away but none of them are as stupid as this one and this is 40+ pages long.

If you haven't been here for aleast 4 years you probably wont get the gag.

I guess not. And are you a mod? I need to talk to you.

 

Right this way young lad. Step into this back room with me. Do you know the difference between Jelly and Jam...?

 

You cant jelly your cock down his throught

[GreatestEver23]

I'm sitting here Tryna figure out why some threads get locked right away but none of them are as stupid as this one and this is 40+ pages long.

If you haven't been here for aleast 4 years you probably wont get the gag.

I guess not. And are you a mod? I need to talk to you.

Yeah I am, but it's almost 2am here. Send me a PM and I'll try to get around to it ASAP.

If only I knew how...

[GreatestEver23]

I'm sitting here Tryna figure out why some threads get locked right away but none of them are as stupid as this one and this is 40+ pages long.

If you haven't been here for aleast 4 years you probably wont get the gag.

I guess not. And are you a mod? I need to talk to you.

Yeah I am, but it's almost 2am here. Send me a PM and I'll try to get around to it ASAP.

If only I knew how...

sent

[crispypistonx8]

I'm sitting here Tryna figure out why some threads get locked right away but none of them are as stupid as this one and this is 40+ pages long.

If you haven't been here for aleast 4 years you probably wont get the gag.

I guess not. And are you a mod? I need to talk to you.

 

Right this way young lad. Step into this back room with me. Do you know the difference between Jelly and Jam...?

 

You cant jelly your cock down his throught

OOOOOO sh*t!!!.............u f*cked up.

[DS 17]

I'm sitting here Tryna figure out why some threads get locked right away but none of them are as stupid as this one and this is 40+ pages long.

If you haven't been here for aleast 4 years you probably wont get the gag.

I guess not. And are you a mod? I need to talk to you.

Yeah I am, but it's almost 2am here. Send me a PM and I'll try to get around to it ASAP.

If only I knew how...

sent

I am here for at least 4 years and I still don't get it. Don't worry about it.

[.dre.]

 

I'm sitting here Tryna figure out why some threads get locked right away but none of them are as stupid as this one and this is 40+ pages long.

If you haven't been here for aleast 4 years you probably wont get the gag.

I guess not. And are you a mod? I need to talk to you.

Yeah I am, but it's almost 2am here. Send me a PM and I'll try to get around to it ASAP.

If only I knew how...

sent

I am here for at least 4 years and I still don't get it. Don't worry about it.

I lurked around previously. It's just one of those joke topics that were a bit amusing and should've died thereafter.

Edited September 28, 2012 by .dre.

[73duster]

I'm sitting here Tryna figure out why some threads get locked right away but none of them are as stupid as this one and this is 40+ pages long.

If you haven't been here for aleast 4 years you probably wont get the gag.

I'm sorry, but this guy's question is absolutely valid. I often wonder the same thing. I've seen many threads that aren't as dumb as this one that get shut down immediately. Even if you could somehow convince me that there is anything "funny" with this thread, i DOUBT you could convince me that it's funny enough to last this long. I'm not trying to bash any moderators, but there is a lot of stuff that gets a pass from certain posters, that others can't do themselves. Zee is a HUGE example. How the hell does such an OBVIOUS troll get such leeway? This forum seems a bit out of control at times.

[redx165]

I'm sitting here Tryna figure out why some threads get locked right away but none of them are as stupid as this one and this is 40+ pages long.

You dont get it because you are probably the butt end of this joke. This thread is a sarcastic way of telling people that their threads are f*cking stupid.

 

When this thread was made every other topic was about realistic this or realistic that

 

"Should we be able to sneeze in GTA V"

 

"If you play long enough your character should die of old age"

 

These thoughtless topics that are so out of grasp with reality are what inspired this thread.

 

But now the forums have been replaced with the redundant "realistic" threads to the redundant "info" threads

 

"Will we get info this thursday?"

 

"Proof that the game is coming October"

 

"No new info until this thread reaches 1000 pages"

That's the thing. There is no need for this now. It's one of the worst threads ever and yet I don't see this getting locked. Why not??? I see people get their threads locked just for asking a question yet no mod locks this.

[saintsrow]

 

That's the thing. There is no need for this now. It's one of the worst threads ever and yet I don't see this getting locked. Why not??? I see people get their threads locked just for asking a question yet no mod locks this.

It's a slippery slope. If the mods start locking and deleting useless or repetitive threads, 99.5% of all new topics would be killed instantly. There is absolutely nothing left to be said in the forum that is relevant to GTAV -- we are all just repeating the same observations again and again, or making and replying to petty stupid topics because we have been driven insane.

 

Blame Rockstar marketing for this mess.

[Shoumaker]

I hope there is realistic steak in the game. I want to be walkin' to a steak house and eat steak but not like in 2 seconds, that's unrealistic but like it takes 15mins to eat, if not I'm not buying another GTA until it has realistic steak.

Yea, I want realistic steak in this game too. Youre right 2 seconds is too fast maybe longer like you suggested aready

[GTA Banjo]

Long hair blowing in the wind..

 

[The Odyssey]

I also think you should have to wait 30 - 60 minutes for the steak to cook. A lot more realistic. If they don't do that this game is going to be crap.

[D.Dodge]

I want to be able to chew bubblegum. This would be so awesome. No GTA to date has this. Why? It's so easy. Would make it the best GTA ever.

[Ferocious Banger]

 

I want to be able to chew bubblegum. This would be so awesome. No GTA to date has this. Why? It's so easy. Would make it the best GTA ever.

I don't think the consoles can handle that.

[The.Driver]

I think there should be a meter next to your health that represents your bladder - that way when your bladder gets full have a limited time find a bathroom or piss yourself. Pissing yourself can result in a loss of respect - pissing on someone or in public can result in a 1-star wanted level.

[Mister Pink]

Yeah, you should be able to bake your stake until is really so its tender.

[B Dawg]

If you eat steak at low-grade restaurants, you should occasionally get diarrhea.

[redx165]

I hope there is realistic steak in the game. I want to be walkin' to a steak house and eat steak but not like in 2 seconds, that's unrealistic but like it takes 15mins to eat, if not I'm not buying another GTA until it has realistic steak.

Yea, I want realistic steak in this game too. Youre right 2 seconds is too fast maybe longer like you suggested aready

Why did you bring this spam back up. IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.

[phs1234]

I hope there is realistic steak in the game. I want to be walkin' to a steak house and eat steak but not like in 2 seconds, that's unrealistic but like it takes 15mins to eat, if not I'm not buying another GTA until it has realistic steak.

Yea, I want realistic steak in this game too. Youre right 2 seconds is too fast maybe longer like you suggested aready

Why did you bring this spam back up. IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.

It's never been about humor. It's been about steak. And the outrageous lack of it.

[Andreas]

It's never been about humor. It's been about steak. And the outrageous lack of it.

Pretty much this.

[JStarr31]

 

It's never been about humor. It's been about steak. And the outrageous lack of it.

pwn'd

[HOAXi]

A juicy kebab sounds better

[AtomicPunk]

Hope G.I. goes in depth about what steak houses we can eat at. We should, after eating so many steaks, be able to buy an upgrade for our forks that make them Sforks----half knife/half fork. That way, it will cut the juicy time in half it takes to eat a steak. Upgradable realistic steak?? You bet your sweet, juicy, rumproast baby!!