I Hope There Is Realistic Steak in the Game!

[MIKAHEEL]

i like trainnsss

[Microwave]

This thread was fun... Half a year ago. Now it is just sad.

[Oakshaft]

How the f*ck does this have 40 pages?

[73duster]

How the f*ck does this have 40 pages?

I agree. It's crap like this that makes people question the way that this forum is moderated. This, plus how someone like ZEE gets to use this forum as their personal trolling playground, are real headscratchers.

[Ryanbashaw]

The meat is good where is the beef baby

[eclaireN7]

I want to be able to go to Clucking Bell and have a meal there that actually lasts 15 minutes-30 minutes depending on the size. If not, i quit GTA forever.

[bluetops]

You guys forgot realistic fork. Realistic fork bends when the steak ain't tender.

[Kratos2000]

I hope there is realistic steak in the game. I want to be walkin' to a steak house and eat steak but not like in 2 seconds, that's unrealistic but like it takes 15mins to eat, if not I'm not buying another GTA until it has realistic steak.

 

It takes you 15 minutes to eat a single goddamn steak?

[krspkbl]

What the f*ck is this all about?

[Speetix]

What the f*ck is this all about?

A realistic steak

[Andreas]

 

How the f*ck does this have 40 pages?

With realistic steak is everything possible.

 

 

You guys forgot realistic fork. Realistic fork bends when the steak ain't tender.

Oh, yeah I totally forgot about this.

 

 

 

It takes you 15 minutes to eat a single goddamn steak?

ThePinkFloyedSound probably talked about a big piece of steak.

 

 

What the f*ck is this all about?

Realistic steak.

[redx165]

Is there really a reason to have a thread from Nov back on top??? Also why waste disc space on such a useless thing.

[Big_Mitch_Baker]

why waste disc space on such a useless thing.

Because Realistic Steak, that's why

[Andreas]

 

Also why waste disc space on such a useless thing.

Realistic steak would be realistic. That's why.

[cps82]

LMFAO at all the frustrated newbies who simply don't get it. The joke's on you, here take a virtual should you not be so keen on steak.

[occupant]

TL;DR but I want to know if we're eating our realistic steak and drip realistic butter from our realistic loaded baked potato onto our tie, can we take it off and put it in our pocket?

 

Also, what if you choke on a piece of steak? Do you die right there in the steakhouse or can the heimlich be administered by the server, and his ability to save your ass will hinge on how well you tipped every prior time you visited to eat steak? If you go below 40 health points will you pass out and be taken by ambulance to the hospital and lose all your weapons?

 

While we're on the subject of hospitals, can we make the hospital charges more appropriate to the cause? If you pass out from choking on steak it's $500 to the paramedics to revive you, $160 to the ER desk, $125 for radiology, $440 to the ER doctor to pronounce you not dead, and $1355 for the ambulance ride? If you get shot in a dozen places and nearly bleed to death it would total up over $20K or so? I've never taken a kid or myself or my wife to the ER and come out of there any less than $700 or so lighter in the wallet. Triple that if an ambulance is involved.

[Pilotmonkey]

Life is realistic and so is realistic steak... OOOOHHHH MAYBE A MINI GAME WHERE YOU CUT THE JUICY STEAK IN PUT INTO YOUR MOUTH!

[jamieleng]

If they decide to release an 'Undead Nightmare' dlc involving vampires instead of zombies, I hope there are realistic stakes in the game.

[saintsrow]

 

Is there really a reason to have a thread from Nov back on top??? Also why waste disc space on such a useless thing.

As soon as Rockstar marketing starts releasing useful GTAV information, we can flush 98% of this forum including this topic, reformat the disk and start filling it with useful, happy conversation about the upcoming game.

 

Until then, this supreme waste of disk space has been brought to you by the clueless Rockstar GTAV marketing bosses. We should all send them a big thank you note for wasting months of our lives, not to mention all that disk space.

 

EDIT: At least we can get the disk space back....

[Choco Taco]

Like others, I don't see why this thread is open when other threads, which are better, get locked.

 

If you agree, post here and we can discuss it.

[Bellic 4 life]

Is there really a reason to have a thread from Nov back on top??? Also why waste disc space on such a useless thing.

As soon as Rockstar marketing starts releasing useful GTAV information, we can flush 98% of this forum including this topic, reformat the disk and start filling it with useful, happy conversation about the upcoming game.

 

Until then, this supreme waste of disk space has been brought to you by the clueless Rockstar GTAV marketing bosses. We should all send them a big thank you note for wasting months of our lives, not to mention all that disk space.

 

EDIT: At least we can get the disk space back....

There is no such thing as happy conversation in the GTA V board! I have taken a brake from the forums for a week or so, and I come back with a clean slate, to see that people are even more bitter.

 

It's not right.

[Lioshenka]

Like others, I don't see why this thread is open when other threads, which are better, get locked.

 

If you agree, post here and we can discuss it.

Because this is a steak topic. The others... Well, they ain't steak topics. Simples.

[MuffinMcFluffin]

How the **** is this thread open and this responsive?

[Finn 7 five 11]

Is there really a reason to have a thread from Nov back on top??? Also why waste disc space on such a useless thing.

Topic is only a few weeks old from the last post, besides why make a new topic concerning important things like steak when there is already an existing one.

[Choco Taco]

How the **** is this thread open and this responsive?

Would you like to discuss it?

[73duster]

LMFAO at all the frustrated newbies who simply don't get it. The joke's on you, here take a virtual should you not be so keen on steak.

Just because you find the humor of the subject to be so funny that it deserves to have lasted this long, doesn't mean others find it as amusing as you do. I laughed the first time i saw someone get hit in the face with a pie, but i was 3 years old at the time. It's not that funny anymore, and neither is this. Forty plus pages? LOL! Realistic steak? WOW! Genius!

[cps82]

LMFAO at all the frustrated newbies who simply don't get it. The joke's on you, here take a virtual should you not be so keen on steak.

Just because you find the humor of the subject to be so funny that it deserves to have lasted this long, doesn't mean others find it as amusing as you do. I laughed the first time i saw someone get hit in the face with a pie, but i was 3 years old at the time. It's not that funny anymore, and neither is this. Forty plus pages? LOL! Realistic steak? WOW! Genius!

Bahahaha, take the bite! He who laughs last and all that...

 

But thanks for the 'life tip' Captain Obvious Who'd have thought that other individuals would have a differing opinion to mine!? That's just crazy talk.

 

FYI, pie in the face NEVER gets old. How dare you?! Old Chinese proverb: He who not laugh at pie in face, must add steak

[Lioshenka]

FYI, pie in the face NEVER gets old. How dare you?! Old Chinese proverb: He who not laugh at pie in face, must add steak

Chinese culture is truly wise... I mean we don't have steak sayings here in Europe!

[LCstuntman]

I have taken a brake from the forums

You stole a brake from the forums?! You bastard!

[AtomicPunk]

^^^^^We're gonna crash n burn fer sure now!!! lol

 

 

There should be a sign at the start of this thread that reads: IF YOU HAVE NO WIT-SAUCE, THEN STEAK OUT OF THE TOPIC.

 

This thread is about fun and wits and having a laugh and see who can come up with something funny or clever, but somehow, uptight jerkoffs without a clue end up here, complaining-whining about how the thread is still open, contributing nothing. witless. I don't have time to come on here right now but seen this and had to post. It's pretty bad that a handful of you just don't get it. Sad really that someone has to try and explain the concept of what this thread is really about. The O.P. deserves a medal for this thread for trying to enlighten this place.